Chapter 65: The Funny Duo
"Wow, Brother Li, your craftsmanship is much better than my master!"
When Li Xiake cut off the barbecue meat with the short sword he carried with him and handed it to the master and apprentice of the Adventure King, Ah Cheng, the apprentice of the Adventure King, was not afraid of being hot, and devoured it for a while, and couldn't help but praise Li Xiake's craftsmanship: "I found that my master is not as good as you compared to you, and even the barbecue is not as good as your barbecue, hey, if I had met you earlier, I would definitely worship you as a teacher, and the province followed the master every day to adventure, alas, my life is so bitter......"
"Bang!"
The Adventure King kicked Ah Cheng away: "At least I can write novels, can you ask you, Brother Li, can write novels?"
Ah Cheng was kicked by the adventure king and turned a somersault, and he was reluctant to throw away the barbecue in his mouth, and when he landed, his butt hit the ground, but the barbecue was well protected, and after he got up, he screamed: "Master, you beat me again!" I suspect that my kung fu has been bad, so I beat you up! Originally, I was a genius in Tianzong, and you were jealous of me, so you beat me at every turn, and now you beat me stupidly, and no one will threaten you!"
Adventure King: "...... You feel really good about yourself!"
Seeing that their master and apprentice were making trouble with each other, Li Xiake couldn't help laughing: "Adventure King, your apprentice is very interesting!"
The Adventure King shook his head and sighed, "This guy will play tricks, and he has no other skills!"
Ah Cheng pulled his throat and said: "What do you mean to be a fool? I'm also an aspiring young man, okay? It's just that the situation is bad, and there is no way to serve the country, so I have to follow you on adventures." ”
He sighed deeply, put his hands behind his back, and sighed to the sky: "Those who know me say that I am worried, and those who do not know me say that I want ......"
"When you are pretending to be a master, can you put down the barbecue in your hand first!"
The adventure king didn't bother to pay attention to this neurotic apprentice, took the short sword handed by Li Xiake, and prepared to cut the barbecue to eat, but as soon as the short sword was started, he felt that it was wrong, this short sword was extremely light in his hand, as thin as a cicada's wings, and it was like nothing in his hand, but when he was cutting the meat, before he could use his strength, the short sword had already cut off a leg of mutton silently, and he didn't feel sluggish at all.
The Adventure King was taken aback: "This dagger is so sharp!"
Li Xia said: "Is this a dagger? I always thought it was a short sword!"
The Adventure King was also stunned: "Is there a difference between a dagger and a short sword?"
Li Xiake thought about it, when the size of the dagger and the short sword was not much different, it was indeed difficult to distinguish clearly, and he smiled at the moment: "There is nothing wrong with saying that it is a dagger! Come on, come on, taste my craftsmanship!"
The adventure king held a leg of mutton in one hand and raised the short sword in the other hand to reflect the firelight and watched carefully, the more he looked at it, the more surprised he became: "Good fellow, who made this dagger? It is so thin and so sharp, it is simply a legendary divine weapon!"
He took the dagger with a look of pity: "Brother Li, you actually used it to cut meat, don't you think it's a tyrannical thing?"
Li Xiake said with a smile: "Make the best use of things, what is the cruelty of the heavens? Killing people is only a function of the dagger, but it is not the main function, and using it in daily life is the real purpose of the dagger!"
These two short swords were originally Jiu Niang's weapons, but after Jiu Niang was cut off by Li Xiake's arm and escaped, these two short swords became Li Xiake's trophies, and now they are used as small knives to carry around, which are very suitable.
These two short swords are extremely delicate and incomparably sharp, and they really have the ability to cut gold and jade and cut iron like clay, and I don't know where Jiu Niang got this.
Li Xiake cut off a piece of meat, put it in his mouth and chewed it slowly, and said vaguely: "Damn, it's a pity that there is no spice and salt, and good meat can't be roasted!"
The king of adventure said: "In this desert, it is already a very luxurious thing to have a bite to eat, we were still thinking about drinking urine to quench our thirst yesterday, who knew that two people could not even pee! Alas, I don't want to go into the desert again in my life!"
At this time, Ah Cheng came over and said noisily: "Master, we are eating, don't talk about these disgusting things!"
The adventure king said: "What I said is the truth, what's so disgusting? You guy, just after a full meal, you start to pay attention to it, you really don't remember to eat!"
Li Xiake looked interesting, and laughed: "Your master and apprentice are really interesting!"
He pointed to a small river flowing slowly in the cold moonlight not far away, and said, "Let's follow the small river next to it, I estimate that we will be able to walk out by walking for another day tomorrow!"
It seems that after the three of them met in the desert, their luck suddenly improved, after Li Xiake rescued the master and apprentice of the adventure king, he carried the yellow sheep and walked not far, and he encountered the river in front of him.
Anyway, even if there are animals and beasts coming, the three of them don't have to worry, it's a big deal to run to the boulder behind them to dodge.
"Brother Li, your name is so strange! It's actually called Li Xiake, it's the first time I've heard this kind of name. ”
The Adventure King looked curiously at the katana on Li Xiake's waist: "Why do you still have a Japanese war sword?"
Li Xiake took off the katana at his waist and said with a smile: "This is a katana that I got from the Japanese emperor's room when I broke into the Japanese Imperial Palace. ”
Ah Cheng opened his mouth wide and looked at Li Xiake: "Bragging! You still broke into the Japanese Imperial Palace? I don't believe it!"
The Adventure King stretched out his hand and patted Ah Cheng on the head: "Eh, at this time, you should not be suspicious, but pretend to listen carefully, let the slightly adoring look at each other, and make him feel that we all believe that this is true!"
When he said this, his expression changed, and he became fanatical and adoring, and it seemed that he was about to kneel down and kowtow to Li Xiake: "Wow, you actually broke into the Japanese Imperial Palace? Could it be that this katana sword on your waist is the legendary Taisho sword used by the emperor?"
Ah Cheng was also excited with his hands on his chest, and his expression was extremely exaggerated: "Wow, Taisho Treasure Knife! The Japanese Emperor's favorite treasure knife was stolen by you...... No, you took it out! You're amazing!"
Li Xiake: "......... Are you both so funny?"
The Adventure King hurriedly retracted his exaggerated expression just now, and said with a smile: "Oh, just kidding! People live for a lifetime, why do you have to be so serious all the time? I said, Brother Li, could this knife of yours really be stolen from the Japanese emperor? What do you mean by the word 'teasing'?"
Li Xiake laughed and threw the katana in his hand to the Adventure King: "Anyway, it was taken out of the Japanese Imperial Palace, it shouldn't be appropriate to say stealing, it should be said to be robbing!"
The Adventure King took the katana and looked at it in front of him a few times, and was amazed: "Tut-tut, I've seen many thick-skinned people in my life, but it's the first time I've seen someone as thick-skinned as you!"
Although Li Xiake's kung fu is indeed very powerful, the adventure king will not believe that Li Xiake has really broken into the Japanese Imperial Palace, so he only thinks that Li Xiake is joking.
However, if you don't believe it or not, after hearing Li Xiake's "bragging", she took him to the ground: "I feel excited to go to the Japanese Imperial Palace to steal treasures! If you don't take the next adventure, you will just settle in Japan! I heard that there are still many big fat pigs who practice sumo wrestling in Japan, and it will be good to see and understand them when the time comes!"