Loneliness and loneliness, wooden fish weep at home! I don't hear the voice of the Buddha, but I hear the hurried footsteps.

Ask what you are worried about, ask how deep your sorrow is, just like a group of eunuchs going up to the Qinglou!

At the foot of the green mountain, an elegant brocade-robed young man with red lips and white teeth was carrying a red lantern, walking in a hurry, stumbling and stumbling down the mountain.

"Congratulations to the host for completing the first main quest [Ten Year Covenant], obtaining the title Lonely Person, and experience reward +1!"

Looking at the cyan panel that popped up, the corners of the brocade-robed boy's mouth twitched, this special experience reward, ten years of reward for a little experience, what about this pit man!

Name: Xuanzang Chen

Title achievement: Alone

Exercises: None

Heavenly Powers: None

Cultivation Realm: Mortal (1/1000, 999 away from the next level of real people)

Magic weapon: the unopened unicorn arm

Westward Song: Knocking on wooden fish, sitting in cold meditation, chanting scriptures every day, tired, tired. Is it still the case? Or is it excessive? Can you really go to the west with a shaving head? I used to deliver fast food in Chang'an, and I didn't see any hope. I used to shave my head in the Pure Land Temple, my girlfriend left with someone, I used to be like you and like him with dreams in my heart, helpless and desperate, reality broke my wings!

Xuanzang: "......"

What a lonely man is a god, and what the hell is this westward song, why did Lao Tzu suddenly sing Pu Shu's song [Ordinary Road]?

"Congratulations to the host for opening the second main quest [Troubled Water and Land Puca], and completing the quest can get rich rewards!"

The corners of Xuanzang's eyes twitched, and he asked in a deep voice what is the reward?

"Massive experience points, and sexy monsters will be waiting for you ahead!"

The system answered seriously, but Xuanzang felt completely unreliable.

Lao Tzu has been guarding for ten years, you only gave me a little experience, if Lao Tzu wants to reach the realm of a real person, wouldn't he want to give you a thousand tasks for nothing?

"I refuse!"

Xuanzang replied with righteous words. According to international practice, the system will take the initiative to loosen or lift at this time.

But for Xuanzang, he really doesn't care!

Ma Dan, it is because of the stupidity of the brain that he will agree to carry out the task, if Lao Tzu agrees, he will really die!

When I remembered that I was young and ignorant ten years ago, I actually agreed to the first main quest!

Therefore, as soon as you enter the temple, it is as deep as the sea, and from then on, the mother-in-law is a passerby!

The past is vivid, tearful, and unbearable.

The monks who have eaten vegetarian dishes for ten years, watched them for ten years, and the elder brothers and nobles of the law enforcement elders, pretend to come around every day and pretend to listen to the Dharma, but in fact, they are up and down, and the left and right are men!

It doesn't matter if the monks in the temple are men, the most excessive thing is that even the chickens raised in the compound are male!

It's good that men and women are equal, but you are sexist!

"Hot Girl ~Fakker~"

The magical melody continues to reverberate in this decade of life, if you have a choice, Xuanzang would rather choose a dog leash!

"How many decades are there in my life! I Liang Feifei, bah, my Xuanzang is, and I can't learn from it. What I Xuanzang said, even if the Jade Emperor is here, it's not easy to do it!"

Xuanzang raised his head proudly, a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water, but the next moment he was stunned.

"Due to the host's rejection of the main quest, get an experience reward of +1!"

Xuanzang: "......"

What the hell is this operation, the system is so angry that it crashes?

"I refuse again!"

Xuanzang asked tentatively, and immediately the system responded to him again: "Because the host refuses the main quest, get an experience reward of +1!"

Xuanzang: "......"

Could it be that something went wrong?

Xuanzang tried to refuse once.

"I reluctantly refuse!"

"Congratulations to the host for +1 experience!"

"I flip and refuse!"

"Congratulations to the host for +1 experience!"

"I fell flat and refused +1!"

"Congratulations to the host for +1 experience!"

......

So, Xuanzang and the system asked and answered, and swiped the experience bar up.

Soon, his originally pitiful little experience was finally brushed to 666!

"Take the wool warp, Lao Tzu thinks I can brush to the level of a saint, and then beat Rulai with my bare hands. ”

Xuanzang, who seized the loopholes in the system, was happy in his heart, but what he didn't expect was that while he was shamelessly scoring his experience bar, the system was also accumulating strength.

"Once again, a serious warning to the host, please perform the second main quest, quickly, immediately, immediately, and must attend the Land and Water Festival, or else you will be responsible for the consequences. ”

The incomparably solemn voice exploded in Xuanzang's mind, like five thunderbolts, which shook the body of the young man in the brocade robe and robe, and he almost fell from the mountainside.

"Lao Tzu refuses, refuses 10086+!"

Xuanzang roared into the air, his face full of pride.

Hmph, as the so-called people are good and are ridden...... Phew, it's Ma Shan who is ridden, I, Xuanzang, don't fall for you, Lao Tzu just refuses all the way to the end, what can you do to get me?

Xuanzang was complacent, and when he was crazy to death, an incomparably powerful vast aura burst out of the air.

Immediately afterwards, the system magic sound that echoed in his mind appeared again.

"Congratulations to the host, since you have already rejected the mission 666 times, the system has decided to upgrade it completely after careful consideration. The upgraded system is equipped with a 2.0 new dead chip system, which runs more smoothly, executes more accurately, and is more powerful!"

At the same time, in order to give back to new and old customers, the system has also deliberately opened the fate function. The sexy system is matched online, so that guests can hold hands with people accurately online throughout the whole process without leaving home, so as to get a better customer experience!"

......

Fate function?

Pairing?

Hand in hand?

Xuanzang was stunned for a moment, his face was full of excitement, is this bullshit system finally willing to upgrade, is it really ......

Ma Dan, but, why does Lao Tzu have a bad thought?!

"The system is restarting...... Enter ON mode...... Load 60 seconds to boot the ad ......"

"You, often get taken away. You, like to be tied up. You, as soon as you get out of the city, the horse is eaten. You can only recite the mantra of tightening. You always take the initiative to drill into the monster's nest. Remember, your name is Crazy Death Challenge Ninety-Nine-Eighty-One. ”

"8848 Tiandao 2.0 Premium Edition System, for you to eliminate worries, exclusive one-to-one fate system, refuse the task for ten seconds to find someone destined to assist in the task, reincarnation and ascension are only a little bit away. ”

"This distance is called danger, and if you refuse, you will be struck by lightning, and if you resist, you will go to hell. Happiness is often hidden, while pain is often shared. Your world is caught off guard by mortals!"

"8848 Tiandao 2.0 Premium Edition System, know how to refuse to die. Failure does not necessarily mean losing, and always falling and fighting is failure. Failure is not that the dog's eyes are low, but that you are standing low. Failure is not only the reluctance in front of you, but also the scriptures that you can't read and the West that you can't reach. ”

"8848 Heavenly Road 2.0 Premium Edition System, send you to the end of the West Heavenly Road where you are dying!"

......

What kind of bullshit system upgrade is this, why does Lao Tzu have a very bad feeling?

Don't you see that Lao Tzu is upgrading coolly, Lao Tzu is being dog-mooned, so he will compromise with this Shabi system and obediently agree to accept the task, right?!

Accept to gain a little experience, who is rare, send it to call Hanako?

said that it was okay to refuse all the way, and Lao Tzu's refusal less than once is not a refusal!