"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for being so angry that the Bodhisattva is jumping around, rewarding experience points +50!"

When Xuanzang heard this, he was overjoyed, and hurriedly raised the nine-ring tin staff on top of his head, and said sincerely: "Ask the Bodhisattva to meet the small requirements of the poor monk, if the Bodhisattva can't bear to kill, the poor monk can cut it off by himself." ”

After speaking, Xuanzang raised the tin staff without hesitation and knocked his bald head hard.

If it was really confirmed, Xuanzang would break his head and bleed and die on the spot.

"No!" The Bodhisattva was so shocked that he pounced directly, and the heavy nine-ring tin staff hit his bald head directly, making him dizzy, foaming at the mouth, and almost falling in front of Xuanzang.

"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for dying to the point that the Bodhisattva is dizzy, and the bonus experience points are +80!"

"The general trend is the Bodhisattva, you don't need to persuade me. The poor monk has made up his mind!"

Xuanzang looked surprised, and then knocked himself hard again without admitting defeat.

The general trend was so anxious that the Bodhisattva hurriedly stretched out his hand to block it, only to hear a click, and his left hand was directly knocked off!

"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for breaking the hand of the Great Trend Bodhisattva to death, and rewarding experience points +80!"

"The Great Trend to the Bodhisattva....." Before Xuanzang could say any more, the Great Trend to the Bodhisattva said angrily: "You shut up, this seat begs you, don't look for death, okay!"

"But ......" Xuanzang said extremely innocently: "You want the poor monk to apologize, if the poor monk does not carry it out, wouldn't it be a waste of the Bodhisattva's hard work and ruin your thousand-year-old reputation? If the poor monk does not die, then where is the prestige of our Buddhism?

The Great Trend to the Bodhisattva: "......"

The Great Trend Bodhisattva took a deep breath, and then the corners of his mouth twitched: "Tang Sanzang, this matter is that this seat is not mature enough to think, wronged you, and let you suffer an injustice, and this seat is here to make amends to you." ”

Xuanzang shook his head and said, "Bodhisattva, you are not wrong, we are not wrong, what is wrong is the time." Therefore, the poor monk decided to apologize for his sins with death!"

The Great Trend to the Bodhisattva: "@#¥%"

Seeing Xuanzang raise the nine-ring tin staff again, the Bodhisattva had an urge to beat him to death.

"Tang Sanzang, I'm afraid of you. What the hell do you want, have a good time!" The corners of the Bodhisattva's mouth twitched, and he grabbed his hand desperately, for fear that he would accidentally beat Tang Sanzang into meat sauce.

"The poor monk heard that the Bodhisattva has a treasure bottle of wisdom, which can increase the wisdom and knowledge of mortals, why not give it to the poor monk, okay?" Xuanzang squinted his eyes and said.

The general trend is that the Bodhisattva's face is purple, and he almost beats Xuanzang to death.

Ma Dan, are you trying to rob this seat's natal magic weapon? Do you still want to be shameless?

However, the Great Trend Bodhisattva didn't dare to say it so bluntly, but just snorted and said: "Tang Sanzang, you are extremely smart in this seat, and you are a person with great wisdom and great wisdom, you don't need this thing." ”

"The poor monk also thinks the same, it seems that I see something like the Bodhisattva as a hero. Xuanzang sighed, looking proud.

The corners of the Bodhisattva's mouth twitched, and he clenched his palms vigorously, and silently recited in his heart: Buddhist disciples, Buddhist disciples, own family!

However, the Bodhisattva did not know that the disciples under the poor monk's seat were extremely ignorant. The poor monk asked them a random question, but they couldn't answer any of them. Xuanzang said very sincerely.

"Tang Sanzang, you are joking, your apprentices in this seat are all people with great wisdom, and it is impossible not to answer your question. "The general trend is that the Bodhisattva does not believe.

The poor monks thought that was the case, but their performance was so disappointing. ”

Xuanzang shook his head and said, "For example, the poor monk once asked them a simple question. Suppose a cat is thrown into a closed box with lethal substances in it. ”

Xuanzang paused, and then continued: "And the probability of this substance releasing toxin is fifty percent, may I ask if this cat is alive or dead in the end?"

The Great Trend to the Bodhisattva: "......"

"For example, we all say that Xiang Yu's power is infinite, why can't he lift himself up in a mortal state?" Xuanzang said unhurriedly.

The Great Trend to the Bodhisattva: "......"

"For example, what is the one hundred and eighth digit after the decimal point of π?" Xuanzang asked another question.

The Great Trend to the Bodhisattva: "......"

"Also, why do the stars in the sky flicker around?" Xuanzang blinked and asked curiously.

The Great Trend to the Bodhisattva: "......"

"For example, the same water, why is the sea blue, completely different from the color of our river?" Xuanzang said with a smile.

The Great Trend to the Bodhisattva: "......"

Xuanzang asked questions endlessly, while the Bodhisattva was speechless, and his mind instantly swelled and went blank.

Suddenly, the Bodhisattva's eyes rolled white, foamed at the mouth, and fainted directly.

"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for his death, which has caused the general trend to the Bodhisattva's brain nerve to be short-circuited, and the light of wisdom has encountered an unprecedented crisis, and the experience points will be rewarded +200!

Xuanzang: "......"

God's special messenger of light hell, can you give a nice title?

For example, a lightbringer?

No more, the Messenger of Light, the Giant of Light!

Seeing that the Bodhisattva's eyes were closed, Xuanzang stepped forward and shouted twice.

But the general trend to the Bodhisattva still did not react at all, and Xuanzang couldn't help but panic.

Isn't it? You're a bodhisattva, you're a bodhisattva.

Although it is said that you are postpartum...... Phew, I'm weak after waking up, but it's not like this.

Xuanzang looked worried, then sighed, hurriedly stepped forward, and then raised his hands......

Two crisp slaps!

Then, the Great Trend Bodhisattva suddenly opened his closed eyes and looked at Tang Sanzang angrily.

"Tang Sanzang, you dare to hit me?" The Great Trend Bodhisattva was really angry, no one had ever dared to despise himself so much, and he dared to do anything to himself.

In the whole world, this damn Tang Sanzang is the first!

"Bodhisattva, you are so unreasonable, it is obvious that the poor monk is afraid that you will not wake up, so he is forced to do it. Xuanzang looked aggrieved.

"Then you tell this seat, why did you take off your shoes and take the shoe board against this seat?"

"The Bodhisattva doesn't know, two slaps are just a course of treatment. If you really can't wake up, you'll need to use strong medicine for serious illness, right?" Xuanzang replied matter-of-factly.

The Great Trend to the Bodhisattva: "@#¥%"

System: "Congratulations to the host for slapping the face to the Bodhisattva, rewarding experience points +100!"

At this time, Xuanzang blinked his eyes and said with a smile: "Bodhisattva, are you really okay?" The poor monk is still a little confused when he sees you, or else he ......."

Xuanzang shook the shoes in his hand, and the Bodhisattva hurriedly got up in fright, looking at this dead bald head with a wary face!