Bro?

Could it be that this monkey is really the Monkey King?

Isn't that splashing monkey going to defeat the Buddha in some kind of fighting, how can it be what it is now? However, if you want to say that this splashing monkey is not the Monkey King, how can it be so similar in appearance to the Monkey King, and when you see yourself, how can you say this?

With doubts in his heart, Sheng Changzong didn't dare to get up at will. However, after bowing for a long time, the demon monkey still didn't say anything.

After a moment of silence, Sheng Changzong raised his head slightly, and swept towards the demon monkey.

It's really in a daze!

I saw that although the demon monkey was looking at himself, his eyes were unfocused, and his thoughts obviously didn't know where he was flying.

Helplessly, Sheng Changzong shouted tentatively, "Senior! senior!"

The demon monkey in a daze, when he heard the call of Sheng Changzong, finally came back to his senses, was silent for a moment, and suddenly smiled: "Why are you so low-key now, you are a great king, you have to look like a great king." ”

Sheng Changzong smiled awkwardly and replied: "The seniors laughed, as far as the strength of the three brothers is concerned, no matter where they are placed, they are all cannon fodder characters." As for us doing this, it's just for our own pleasure. It's a sin to make the seniors laugh!"

After that, he bowed again and apologized.

When the demon monkey heard Sheng Changzong's reply, he seemed to have a visualization, and chewed: "Cannon fodder, enjoy yourself, hehehe, hahahaha!"

As he spoke, Sheng Changzong saw that the demon monkey suddenly seemed to be neurotic, and laughed. I only heard the laughter getting louder and louder, and the frightened birds of the mountains and forests flew in all directions. The three people waiting on the side, as the demon monkey's laughter became louder and louder, they had to cover their ears with their hands, and their faces were in pain. Later, the three of them were shocked by the laughter and stood unsteadily, and one by one they turned over and fell to the ground, covering their ears, rolling around, bleeding from their seven orifices.

"Seniors! seniors!"

Trying his best to hold back the pain, Sheng Changzong hissed and roared, if this demon monkey is allowed to laugh like this again, the crazy heavenly group that has just been formed will immediately say goodbye to this world.

Hearing Sheng Changzong's roar, the demon monkey who was still looking crazy just now suddenly calmed down, just looked at Sheng Changzong directly, and didn't speak, but he didn't know what he was thinking in his heart.

Seeing that the demon monkey's mood had stabilized, Sheng Changzong breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.

Lying on the ground, he struggled slightly, but found that his limbs were weak at this moment, so he had to continue to lie on the ground. Carefully look at the demon monkey staring at him.

Seeing the silent demon monkey, there were tears in the corners of his eyes, and Sheng Changzong's surprise was even worse.

Could it be that this demon monkey was really stimulated by something?

I don't know why, but Sheng Changzong didn't dare to talk casually anymore, for fear that if he was not careful, he would give the other party some bad experience.

Seeing that the king didn't speak, the dog planer and the iron tower were even more daring. For a time, there was a rare silence on the scene.

"What is your ideal?"

Without a head or tail, the demon monkey suddenly asked Xiang Sheng Changzong.

What rice?

Sheng Changzong, who had been observing carefully, was stunned for a while. Suddenly, as if blessed to the soul, he said excitedly: "I want this day, I can't cover my eyes anymore, I want this land, I can't bury my heart anymore, I want all living beings to understand my intentions, and I want all the gods and Buddhas to disappear." ”

Looking at the impassioned Sheng Changzong, the demon monkey fell silent again, and after a while, he suddenly said: "You little demon, you are not good at cultivating, and the big words are really earth-shattering." However, if you are born a demon, if you don't have some ideals, then there is no difference between it and salted fish, this king is optimistic about you!"

As soon as the word "you" blurted out, I saw that the demon monkey suddenly flicked his fingers, and the dog planer and the iron tower lying on the side fell unconscious in an instant. Then, he looked at Sheng Changzong again, and then said, "Do you want to hear a story?"

Do I dare not listen?

Sheng Changzong made a promise, got up from the ground, and sat upright, looking like a loyal listener.

Seeing Sheng Changzong's serious appearance, the demon monkey's eyes secretly approved. Shaking the cloak behind him, he bent his legs and kicked it, sat cross-legged on the boulder on the side, took a deep breath, and said slowly: "Once upon a time, there was a monster who thought that his mana was boundless, went up to the heavens, and made trouble in the netherworld, and lived a good life in the red dust, but one day, he suddenly met a strong hand, and he was slapped to death with one palm. ”

Sheng Changzong, who had already been listening to the lecture for a long time, was stunned for a moment, this is the end?

Waited for a while, but didn't see the demon monkey continue to talk in the slightest, so he tentatively said, "Senior, this is the end?"

"yes, it's over!"

Hearing Sheng Changzong's inquiry, the demon monkey nodded and replied. Seeing that the other party seemed to be disappointed, the demon monkey muttered in his heart.

Isn't my story twisty and bizarre enough?

"And the demon monkey just died?

"What else is there when you're dead?"

It's a shame that labor and management don't have beer, peanuts, and melon seeds, otherwise, just this operation, you would have to vomit three liters of blood.

was full of black lines, and there was a flurry of slander in his heart, but Sheng Changzong didn't dare to show it in the slightest, but just groaned: "I don't know why the predecessors want to tell this story to the little demon?"

The demon monkey said, "After listening to this story, don't you have any thoughts?"

Thoughts? Do you feel after listening to it? This is for me to write my feelings after reading.

Although Shengchangzong's IQ was not good before he crossed over, Shengchangzong found that his head was many times better than before. And, as his cultivation deepened, it seemed that the brain area had also developed.

Looking at the demon monkey in front of him, Sheng Changzong didn't dare to reply.

Judging from the various signs from the appearance of the demon monkey to the present, even fools can see that this demon monkey must be an opportunity for Sheng Changzong.

And this casual question must be a question about the size of your chance.

However, the ancients said that blessings and misfortunes depend on each other. Sheng Changzong had a faint hunch that if this question was not answered well, it was estimated that this opportunity would likely turn into a disaster.

After careful consideration, Sheng Changzong looked at the demon monkey and said slowly: "Back to the predecessors, the little demon thinks that the vast realm, capable people, must be like the sand of the Ganges. And this demon monkey, but he thinks he is the best in the world, causing trouble everywhere, if he is not shot to death, I am afraid he will also be hacked to death, burned to death, and pinched to death!"

Hearing Sheng Changzong say this, the demon monkey's face was ugly for a while, but he asked again: "If you are the demon monkey, how should you deal with yourself?"

Sheng Changzong replied: "If I were that demon monkey, I would definitely be in awe. ”

"Respect what, fear what?"

"Respect the heavens, the earth, and all sentient beings!

"Why fear yourself?"

"Fear of oneself is not thoughtful, fear of oneself is not clear to the enemy, fear of oneself and do not know one's own body!"

"Good!"

The demon monkey jumped down from the boulder, came to the front of Sheng Changzong, and cheered!

Immediately, he took out a weapon and a book from his ear, and then a sound was transmitted into the secret.

It turned out that when the demon monkey came to look for the green lion, he happened to meet Sheng Changzong. A cultivator like a demon monkey, when he meets someone whose cultivation is too much lower than his own, he can see through the other party's past and present lives at a glance.

But when the demon monkey's eyes swept towards him, he couldn't see through it in the slightest. And looking at the other party's appearance, it is very similar to an old man of the demon monkey, so he stayed here for a while.

After some observation, the demon monkey felt that there must be a cause and effect between the two, so he had the next inquiry.

"The turbidity rises, the clear air sinks, the time and space are chaotic, and all the worlds are broken, and all living beings are the ones who should be calamated. I hope you have a good life and practice, and we will meet when we meet one day!"

After that, a dodge disappeared in an instant.

Looking at the two things in his hand in a daze, Sheng Changzong, who was in ecstasy, suddenly shouted loudly: "I don't know what the seniors call it?"

"Monkey King is also!"