Chapter 15: How Innocent (Collect!)
Speaking of which, the tiger general Yan Penghai is four feet tall, with a tiger's back and a bear's waist, a pair of bull's eyes, and a lion's nose......
The Chunfeng Building was already full at this time.
In the center of the first floor, a small table was set up, and an old man in a long robe was talking about the story.
When the diners in the audience heard the old man's words describing the appearance of General Yan, some people couldn't help but coax.
"Old Huang...... According to you, doesn't General Yan look inhuman?"
A rich middle-aged man said to the old man on the stage.
"It's just ......"
Someone in the audience chimed in.
The rich man saw that many people echoed him, and his vanity was slightly satisfied, so he said again: "You old yellow courage is not small! Do you think this head on the neck is redundant?"
Lao Huang has been telling stories in Chunfeng Building for more than ten years, and there are many people who make fun of him on weekdays. It was not difficult for him to deal with such a scene.
"Oops...... What did Master Lin say! Little old man, how did you dare to arrange General Yan? In this way, it was just to highlight General Yan's heroic posture.
Besides, what kind of character General Yan is, how can he be embarrassed by me when he talks to me......" Lao Huang pretended to be frightened and replied.
"Hahaha......"
Hearing Lao Huang's words, Master Lin laughed loudly.
"Lin Rong, don't influence me to listen to the book!" At this time, a man in Chinese clothes spoke up.
Seeing this man speak, Master Lin didn't dare to make a sound.
The surname of this man in Chinese clothes is Wei, which is a side line of the Wei family. Lin Rong was a businessman, so naturally he didn't dare to choke with him.
"Lao Huang, you go on......" The man in Chinese clothes said again.
"Yes, Master Wei......"
Lao Huang saluted respectfully and spoke again.
"General Yan was dressed in a suit of bright silver armor and held an eighty-pound spear. Facing the three-yuan general of Dongchu, he shouted angrily. Thieves, dare to fight with a certain family......"
An Quan sat at a table in the corner, took a mouthful of food and put it in his mouth, chewing it carefully.
Lao Huang on the stage told the story of Yan Penghai, the general of the border pass of this dynasty, who fought alone against the famous generals of the Eastern Chu Sanyuan. In the story, there is more or less some deification of this Yan Penghai.
Lao Huang has some skills, and the story becomes much more exciting when it comes out of his mouth.
"Predict what will happen next, and listen to the next breakdown......"
As soon as Lao Huang on the stage said this, it means that today's book is only about this.
"You old yellow, you come here every day. Good life hangs people's appetite......"
Some of the diners in the audience were not happy.
"Lao Huang, you stop for me. If you don't finish the ending today, you can't go ......"
This is a threat.
It doesn't matter if everyone in the audience is threatening or complaining. Lao Huang said that he would not say anything more.
However, most of the diners in Chunfeng House are still reasonable people. Everyone understands that Lao Huang relies on this set of skills to eat. Today is the end of the day, and tomorrow there is nothing to say.
So......
Although most people are full of resentment, no one really stepped forward to embarrass Lao Huang.
An Quan finished eating the side dishes on the table, took out the food money from his arms and put it on the table, and then got up and walked out of the gate of Chunfeng Building.
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Every world will habitually divide people into three, six, nine and so on, and this is no exception.
Everyone in the Chunfeng Building tasted exquisite dishes and listened to Lao Huang's commentary, which was extremely comfortable. The people outside this building are a different story.
There are people who squat on the street corners, covered in stinky sweat, and sell coolies.
With sweat towels around their necks, they rushed to the dock not far away to ask if they needed to carry the goods.
There are also merchants who carry cargo boxes on their backs and sell along the streets.
If someone stops them, they take out some necessities from the small box behind them. There are not many items, but there is a wide range of items.
An Quan looked at the crowd on the street and walked forward slowly.
After a while, he found himself just hanging out like this, and actually walked near Chen Po's stall.
Chen Po's stall not only sells breakfast, but also makes some simple food. The coolies who unloaded the goods nearby would sometimes come to Chen Po to buy something to satisfy their stomachs.
Therefore, although it was noon at this time, there were still many people in the stall.
Anquan had nothing to do, so he found a place to sit down.
"Po Chen...... Have a bowl of tea!"
"Gongzi An, your tea. ”
The beautiful lady brought the tea and was ready to pour it for him.
"Pretty Girl......
An Quan was just about to speak.
But seeing that the beautiful girl seemed to be a little scared, as soon as the tea was poured, she turned around and left. Didn't stay long for a moment.
This is scared by the little female ghost!
An Quan knew in his heart that he was afraid that when Chen Zheng went back yesterday, he told his mother about seeing the little female ghost, and the beautiful girl probably thought of something.
Without thinking about it, he took a sip of the tea bowl.
Although the tea on Chen Po's stall is not good, it is better than quenching thirst.
"Get out of the way...... Get out of the way ......"
Suddenly, a shout came, and An Quan saw a group of men in short shirts walking over.
These people swayed from side to side as they walked, their legs deliberately spread wide, and when they saw a hawker's vegetable basket blocking their way, they kicked them away.
Live like a swarm of unscrupulous crabs.
The leader is a black man with five big and three thick, full beard. The placket of his chest was open, revealing the black greasy chest inside, and the expression on his face was pretending to be fierce, clearly telling others that he was a bad person to mess with.
The people behind him were all like him.
"Pretty Girl......
The man in the lead walked straight to Chen Po's stall and shouted at the beautiful girl.
"Niu Tong, what are you doing here, scaring our guests away......
The beautiful lady was angry and rushed at him angrily.
An Quan looked back, and sure enough, many of the people who had been eating hurriedly put down their money and left.
"Pretty girl...... I ......"
The stout and vicious-looking Niu Tong actually became a little stumbling in front of the beautiful girl.
"What are you, get out of here. Don't affect our business......" The beautiful lady didn't give him a good face at all, and her words were merciless.
The guests were scared away, and Chen Po had nothing to do, and when she saw Niu Tong pestering the beautiful girl, she rushed to scold her: "Niu Tong, go away quickly." Don't harass our beautiful lady here......"
The cow looked a little twisted in front of the beautiful girl. However, in the face of Chen Po's words, he showed his original fierce and vicious appearance.
"Mrs. Chen, what does it have to do with you when I talk to your daughter-in-law?" Niu Tong squinted and said.
"Don't think I don't know what your idea is!" Chen Po picked up a rolling pin in her hand and said, "Our beautiful lady, even if she is a widow, will not marry a pimp like you." If you don't leave, the old woman will beat someone......"
Hearing this, An Quan understood.
It turns out that this black guy has taken a fancy to the beautiful girl, no wonder when facing the beautiful girl, he has a twisted little daughter posture.
Hearing this, Niu Tong was a little anxious, and said, "Can you represent the beautiful girl? You bad old woman, your son has been dead for so many years, and you still hold on to the beautiful girl." Let her make cows and horses for your family......"
"Oops......" Chen Po was angry, raised the rolling pin in her hand, and said: "Let you be a scoundrel and talk nonsense to me, see if I don't beat you today......"
"Mother......
Mei Niang stretched out her hand to stop Chen Po and said, "Don't be angry with these scoundrels, you will be angry." ”
Then, she turned to look at Niu Tong and said, "What my mother-in-law means is what I mean." Even if I marry a dog, I won't marry you......"
As she spoke, Mei Niang stretched out her hand and pointed to the side.
Coincidentally, there happened to be a big black dog in the direction of the beautiful girl's finger.
The big black dog had already raised his hind legs, and was about to take a soak of urine comfortably. How do you know that the finger of the beautiful girl has attracted everyone's attention to it.
Seeing so many people looking at him, the big black dog was stunned all of a sudden.
I don't know whether I should put down my hind legs or continue to carry them. In a hurry, the urine couldn't be controlled, and it came out directly.
"Poof......
"Haha......"
"Hahaha......"
Originally, the beauty girl said alone, and everyone didn't think there was anything.
However, coupled with the quite humane scene of the big black dog, everyone behind Niu Tong couldn't help it anymore, and even the beautiful girl couldn't help but be amused.
Everyone laughed, and Niu Tong's old face turned red all of a sudden.
"What ...... laugh about"
Niu Tong, who was embarrassed and angry, turned around and slapped the heads of the little brothers behind him. Beat back their laughter.
The other onlookers were so frightened that they couldn't hold back their smiles when they saw his fierce look.
Niu Tong was still angry, and when he saw that the big black dog was still peeing, he kicked it in anger.
"Whew......"
The big black dog's urine was refreshing, and he was kicked by Niu Tong unexpectedly, and suddenly let out a miserable howl. The dog's face was full of the word "bewilderment".
That is, it can't speak, otherwise it has to point to Niu Tong's nose and scold: "How innocent is Lao Tzu?"
After sending out an evil fire, the anger in Niu Tong's heart dissipated a lot.
When I looked back, I saw that everyone was overwhelmed by my might, and I felt a little complacent.
Suddenly, he caught a glimpse of An Quan, who was drinking tea at the stall.
Everyone else was scared away by themselves, why didn't this guy drink tea in a hurry. You drink tea, drink tea, what's the matter with that smile on the corner of your mouth?
The anger in Niu Tong's heart was ignited again, and he walked towards An Quan.
If An Quan knew what Niu Tong was thinking at this time, I am afraid that he would be like the big black dog, and sighed, how innocent is Lao Tzu?