Chapter 240: Tang Sanzang, you explain it to this seat well
"Ding Dong, due to the extremely poor fate of the host, I can't match a suitable person, please ask the host to write a 10,000-word review book for self-review, and then reopen the new task [Flood the Buddha's Knee and Burn Lingyun Cave]. ”
Tang Sanzang: "???"
"The poor monk refuses!" Tang San replied directly without looking back.
But I didn't hear the system's response for a long time.
"Hey, are you angry, why don't you make a sound?" Tang Sanzang frowned, and found that something was wrong?
Faintly, he seemed to hear the system secretly crying?
"Or, the poor monk will consider accepting ......" Before Tang Sanzang finished speaking, a coercion from between heaven and earth quickly came from far away.
"Lord Bodhisattva!" Di Ting trembled, raised his head suddenly, and for some reason, tears couldn't help but overflow, and he actually cried and threw himself into the arms of the Jizo King Bodhisattva.
"Listen, what happened, who dares to provoke you to cry without knowing whether you are alive or dead?"
King Jizo Bodhisattva usually likes this extremely wise mount very much, and every time he goes out, he takes it everywhere to see, even if it is the Ten Hall Yama, he is also respectful to the truth.
However, now Di Ting is crying?
Could it be that my hallucinations have increased again?
"Don't cry, say something slowly......" Before Zao Bodhisattva could finish speaking, a terrifying force came from Di Ting's body, and he was almost out of breath.
The Bodhisattva of the King of the Earth never expected that Di Hearing this slammed pounce, which directly hit his face drastically, his old face turned red, and a small cold sweat continued to flow down his forehead.
"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for dying to improve Di Ting's luck of the nine qi, and Di Ting's elbow strength is increased by a hundred times!
"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for his death scourge Jizo King Bodhisattva suffered an unwarranted disaster, Jizo King Bodhisattva's chest ribs were broken three times, and the experience point is +300!"
Tang Sanzang: "......"
"Listen, you come down first, what is going on, say something slowly!" said the Jizo King Bodhisattva took a deep breath and endured the pain in a continuous voice.
"No, no, no!" Di Ting lay on the Jizo King Bodhisattva, shook his head coquettishly and repeatedly, and accidentally used too much force, directly hitting the Jizo King Bodhisattva's chin.
With a crisp click, King Jizo grinned, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he hurriedly held his chin with his hand in pain.
Di Ting: "......"
Tang Sanzang: "......"
System: "Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for his death scourge Jizo King Bodhisattva suffered an unjustified disaster, Jizo King Bodhisattva's lower forehead bone has been dislocated, reward experience points +300!"
"Lord Bodhisattva, are you alright?" Di Ting, like a child who had done something wrong, kept wagging his tail and said with an aggrieved face.
"It's okay, it's okay!" "Jizo King Bodhisattva was sweating profusely, wondering if it was not appropriate to go out today, because when he first came out, there was a demon who was haunted, and he was almost struck by lightning.
Now I have been hit by this little truth and have no temper, today is really a lot of disasters.
It's better to retreat, and there is no worry at all!
"Lord Bodhisattva, you're fine, that's really good. Di Ting looked happy, and then he was about to pounce again, so frightened that the King of the Earth Bodhisattva hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop him and said, "Stop, stop, just stand there, don't come over." ”
Di Ting pursed his lips, looking innocent, and could only stand in place obediently.
After the Jizo King Bodhisattva dealt with the truth, he set his eyes on Tang Sanzang.
Before he met Di Ting, he had already seen the ruined underground, and he was already so angry that he didn't have a temper at all.
I saw him with a straight face, and said coldly: "Tang Sanzang, this seat needs an explanation from you, I hope you can explain it to me well." ”
"King Bodhisattva, what kind of explanation do you want?" Tang Sanzang asked rhetorically.
The corners of the Jizo King Bodhisattva's mouth twitched, and he pointed to the confetti scattered on the ground like snowflakes, and said coldly: "What do you think?"
"Does the poor monk need to be explained clearly?" Tang Sanzang asked rhetorically.
"What do you think?" King Jizo's face was not very good-looking, and he was so gloomy that he was about to drip water.
"Okay, the poor monk has no choice but to explain it in detail as much as the poor monk can. ”
Tang Sanzang took a deep breath, and then said slowly: "It is said that chaos is not divided into heaven and earth, and no one can see it. Since Pangu broke Hongmeng, it has opened up from Zi Qing to distinguish ......"
Jizo King Bodhisattva: "......"
Di Ting: "......"
"Tang Sanzang, this seat is for you to say in detail, not for you to start from the opening of the world!" The Bodhisattva of the King of the Earth was so angry that the corners of his mouth twitched, and he almost couldn't help but want to suck the bald head in front of him.
", it's you who asked the poor monk to say it in detail, and now you don't want it, it's really a man's mouth to deceive people. Tang Sanzang couldn't help but complain.
Jizo King Bodhisattva: "......"
Ma Dan, this dead monk is so poor, why hasn't he been killed by monsters until now?
The King of the Earth Treasure Bodhisattva desperately reassured himself to be patient and not to be angry, and then finally squeezed out a smile from the corner of his mouth and said: "Tang Sanzang, there is not much time in this seat, please make a long story short." ”
Tang Sanzang was shocked when he heard this, and looked at the Jizo King Bodhisattva with a shocked expression.
In order to show his resolute attitude, King Jizo nodded again.
"Jizo King Bodhisattva, is it possible, are you going to die? What a good Bodhisattva, he went to immortal at a young age, he is really jealous of his talents. Tang Sanzang thumped his chest, burst into tears, and said with a sad and indignant face.
Jizo King Bodhisattva: "......"
"Tang Sanzang, what nonsense are you talking about, the King of the Earth is in his prime, and his body is good. Di Ting raised his fist angrily and cursed.
"Then this is strange, why did the former Jizo King Bodhisattva say that he didn't have much time?"
Tang Sanzang frowned, and then continued: "Is the Jizo King Bodhisattva in good health, and you are not his pillow person, how do you know?
Jizo King Bodhisattva: "......"
Di Ting: "......"
Your sister, don't stop us, we're going to knock this dead bald head to death with a chestnut!
Seeing that the King of the Earth Bodhisattva and the others were about to start beating people, Tang Sanzang hurriedly summoned out the phantom of his nine-ring tin staff and slowly shook the nine rings above.
A calm and peaceful Buddha voice came from the nine rings, which made people calm down.
In an instant, after being baptized by the boundless sound of the Buddha, both the King of the Earth and the Diting Hearing involuntarily stopped their hands.
In order to enhance the effect, Tang Sanzang also deliberately said to the side: "Sleep, sleep, my dear baby, the poor monk's hands gently shake you." Sleep, sleep, my dear darling, the poor monk's hands gently shake you......"
Jizo King Bodhisattva: "......"
Di Ting: "......"
Ma Dan, this kind of guy who is looking for death everywhere, it is more reassuring to beat him to death with random punches! lest he bring disaster to the world!