Thirty-six on the ridiculous things in the world

Shen Qingwen swore that he had never seen such an arrogant killer since he could remember. He and Li Changan, two outstanding young heroes, sat in front of him like this, like dazzling lights in the night, and he didn't even look at them.

What is this attitude?

Shen Qingwen suddenly became unhappy, and simply glanced at the arrogant assassin under the moon. With plagiarized silver hair, a pair of eyes that you can see at a glance that you have stayed up late and heavy eye bands, Shen Qingwen sneered again and again, thinking about a non-mainstream young man.

Li Changan saw Shen Qingwen with black lines on his head, smiled and said softly: "Brother Shen, don't be angry, be careful to startle the snake." ”

"Don't be angry, you see his arrogant attitude, this indifferent attitude is comparable to the living Buddha sitting in the West Heaven Leiyin Temple. Shen Qingwen said in disgust, and as he spoke, he glared at the silver-haired stunned young man who was only a few dozen steps away from him.

"This brother, I don't know what your name is?" Li Changan asked the silver-haired young man with a smile. And the silver-haired young man just glanced at Li Changan, and didn't say too much.

This arrogant attitude made Shen Qingwen angry, and he rolled up his sleeves to beat people, if it weren't for Li Changan on the side, Shen Qingwen might directly give him a blow to Qingwen's iron fist of justice.

The silver-haired young man seemed to notice Shen Qingwen, his dark panda-like eyes full of laziness. He glanced at Shen Qingwen, yawned and looked away.

Downstairs was full of people who came out to relieve their boredom after the heavy rain, and upstairs was Shen Qingwen with an iron face. There was an inexplicable fire in his heart, and he couldn't understand how a person could be so thick-skinned. Doing some pig and dog things in the name of others, and now seeing Allah can be so proud.

Li Changan pressed Shen Qingwen's shoulder very understandingly, and gave him a reassuring look. Then there was a chuckle, "What are you doing here, little brother?"

The silver-haired young man squinted at Shen Qingwen, who gritted his teeth, and in the hazy moonlight, he smiled contemptuously, then turned his eyes to Li Changan, and said lightly: "Kill"

"Killing?" Li Changan was a little surprised, the strength of his hand holding Shen Qingwen's shoulder increased a little more, looking at Shen Qingwen, who was already mad on the side, he asked a little embarrassedly: "Who is my brother going to kill." ”

"The son of the Duke of Qi Lin Town, Wu Di. The silver-haired young man still looked like a master under the moon, and Shen Qing had already rolled his eyes in a manner.

"Do you have an enmity with him?" Li Changan was a little surprised, this person's words were straightforward.

"No hatred. The silver-haired young man replied.

Shen Qingwen quieted down, his deep eyes flashed with the brilliance of reason, and he smiled tacitly with Li Changan. Li Changan asked again: "That is hatred." ”

"No hatred. The silver-haired young man replied.

"Since there is no hatred and no hatred, then why did you kill him. Shen Qingwen suddenly felt that this person was very funny, and under the bright starry sky, he smiled and asked this cold and arrogant impostor.

Who knows, this cold and arrogant impostor is also quite individual, he squinted and glanced at Shen Qingwen, as if he didn't bother to answer his question. When Shen Qingwen saw this person's attitude and posture, he jumped up angrily and was held down by Li Changan.

He sent a brother Shen asking you to believe my eyes, Shen Qingwen was furious, but in his heart, this matter was also very important, and he nodded slightly aggrievedly.

Li Changan saw that Shen Qingwen still had three points of reason, so he also relieved his heart, and asked the silver-haired young man with the eyes of a good old man: "Brother, do you know what the son of the Duke of Qi Lin Town looks like?"

The silver-haired young man was obviously stunned for a moment under the bright moonlight, his young face was full of doubts and shock, and he seemed to have thought about it for a long time. Under Shen Qingwen's eyes like a fool, he squatted down, spared his head, and finally muttered from his mouth: "Yes, what does he look like." ”

"Poof, hahahaha!" Shen Qingwen really couldn't help it, after seeing this person's arrogant posture, he was such a stupid person, Shen Qingwen was so relieved. While feeling smooth, he also gave Li Changan a thumbs up.

When the silver-haired young man heard Shen Qingwen's laughter, he also looked at Shen Qingwen with angry eyes. With a sword in his hand, he asked coldly, "Are you laughing at me?"

Shen Qingwen held back a smile, looking at the arrogant impostor in front of him with sympathy, and he was already laughing in his heart. But then he felt angry, who killed a thousand knives to find such a fool to pretend to be himself? Shen Qingwen squinted, he hoped that he would never know this person in his life, otherwise he would definitely kill him and feed the dogs!

"Brother, since you don't know what this son of the Duke of Qi Linzhen looks like, then why don't you come back another day?" Li Changan was not shocked, and his expression was still the same as before. This made Shen Qingwen sigh a few times, thinking that Li Changan was also a very scheming person.

People who play routines have black and dirty hearts.

"No, no. The silver-haired young man was a little panicked, and his originally lazy eyes were full of panic.

"Oh, why?" Li Changan suppressed his tone, like a ghost and a cool winter breeze in this dark night, which can not only penetrate people's hearts but also make you feel very comfortable.

The silver-haired young man glanced at Li Changan, and saw that this person was handsome, and his clear eyes knew that he was a good person. And the other person who reflects the light, although he looks a little good-looking, but his donkey-like expression is a heinous villain at a glance.

He pondered for a moment, blinking at the stars and moonlight, "Why am I telling you?" By the way, do you know what the son of the Duke of Qi Lin Town looks like?"

Li Changan's expression froze obviously, while Shen Qingwen laughed gloatingly, and in addition to the laughter, he glanced at the equally surprised impostor.

This is really God's eyes, Shen Qingwen never expected that the most wronged thing in the world was not Xiucai meeting soldiers, but the so-called playing the piano against the bull's head.

Shen Qingwen glanced at the silent Li Changan, with three points of sympathy and seven points of ridicule in his eyes. Sympathize with his plight, and joke that he doesn't want to be who the other party is. At first glance, this person knew that he was an extremely clever fool.

Shen Qingwen believes that you are the most difficult to understand in the hearts of two kinds of people in the world.

One is a woman's heart, the ancients had clouds, and a woman's heart is a needle under the sea, and it is not indispensable to go to the bottomless seabed fishing to see it. For specific reference, you can see Zhao Minmin, Shen Qingwen has always felt that she is the shadow of his childhood.

On the other hand, it was the arrogant and fake fool in front of him, Shen Qingwen suddenly felt that Li Changan was as stupid and ridiculous as him.

Seeing that neither of them was ready to answer him, the silver-haired young man, who considered himself a genius, squatted aside and thought for a long time, and said something on the roof of the noisy Liuxian Tower, which surprised Shen Qingwen and Li Changan.

I only heard him think for a while, as if he was suddenly opened, his eyes suddenly shot a happy light, he stretched his arms high, and said excitedly: "Or I will kill all the people in this restaurant." ”

He turned his head to look at Shen Qingwen and Li Changan happily. Seeing the confused expressions on the faces of the two of them, the handsome man felt that the two of them were definitely immersed in his own wisdom and couldn't come back to their senses for a long time.

The silver-haired young man understood them very well, after all, geniuses are lonely and incomprehensible.

Shen Qingwen pursed his lips, and his heart had risen from the original ridicule and teasing to a deep admiration for the person in front of him. He felt that he had looked down on him too much before. It turned out that the funniest thing was not to play the piano to the cow, but that the cow listening to the sound of the piano actually came up with the fantasy that the person playing the piano in front of him was a cow, Shen Qingwen nodded very movingly.

Li Changan surprisingly silently agreed with Shen Qingwen's idea this time. He looked at the young man with a serious look on his face, and it seemed that he would disappear in front of his eyes in the next second and rush downstairs to start an earth-shattering massacre.

And the fact is that in the blink of an eye, the silver-haired young man in front of him really disappeared. This surprised Shen Qingwen and Li Changan, and the admiration in their hearts had become endless, and when Li Changan was about to rush down to the roof, Shen Qingwen grabbed him.

Facing Li Changan's puzzled gaze, Shen Qingwen pointed to the sky. Li Changan looked in the direction pointed by Shen Qingwen, and saw that the originally quiet night had been occupied by dazzling fireworks at this time. The sound of sparks and explosions resounded for nine days, under this beautiful fireworks, Shen Qingwen squinted, for some reason, looking at these fireworks, he always felt that the stupid silver-haired young man who had been stupid before was smiling at them in the air, laughing very poorly and mockingly.

It was as if he was saying, "You guys are so stupid."

Shen Qingwen shook his head with a smile, thinking that he and Li Changan were indeed stupid enough. When the fireworks disappeared, Shen Qingwen and Li Changan turned around in unison and looked at Zhang Qian, who seemed to have been waiting for a long time.

Zhang Qian under the moon, with that bronze ghost face. Under the mysterious moonlight, this ghost face is so real. Seeing Zhang Qian, Shen Qingwen smiled reassuringly, "It's done?"

Zhang Qian shrugged his shoulders easily and took out a copper pipe from his sleeve. Li Changan glanced at it a few times, and for some reason, the more this copper pipe looked at it, the more it looked like something, he thought about it for a while, and his eyes lit up, it was suona.

"That's right, it's suona. Shen Qingwen took the copper pipe in Zhang Qian's palm, played with it for a while, and then put it away.

"Shen Qingwen, what do you want this copper pipe for?" Zhang Qian, who was wearing a mask, was very puzzled, he really couldn't figure out what Shen Qingwen was doing with this copper pipe. Li Changan was also puzzled, under the sky that was full of stars and fireworks at this moment, they quietly waited for Shen Qingwen's answer.

Under the starlight, I saw Shen Qingwen smile mysteriously, he shook his head as he walked, pretending to be like the old fairy written in the book, and shook it for a while, before he said slowly: "There is a sage who said well, holding urine can travel thousands of miles, and it is difficult to move an inch." ”

"What bullshit sage. Zhang Qian coldly dropped a sentence and went downstairs.

Li Changan patted Shen Qingwen's shoulder, his eyes were full of sympathy, and he said as he went downstairs: "Brother Shen, the name of the sage cannot be disgraced." ”

Shen Qingwen, who was standing on the roof of the building, couldn't let out his anger, he thought.

Geniuses are lonely and incomprehensible

That's right