Chapter Ninety-Nine, Is Dysentery also a Miraculous Power?

The Terran warriors who were still indignant were all dejected when they heard the words of the Dragon Sect Master, and the Terran warriors who originally thought they could resist now knew that they were lambs to the slaughter.

Ignoring the dejected and sluggish local martial artists, the Dragon Sect Master commanded to his Law Enforcement Elder and the Huang Sect Master and Tiangang Sect Master of the Xuanwu Sect:

"Bury the bodies of the brothers. ”

Because of the interference of the donkey, the martyr who was regarded as an early death by the demon clan has not been gnawed clean.

But the mutilated corpse made the warriors who collected the corpse unbearable to look at it directly.

The Dragon Sect Master returned to his Immortal Crane Sect Hall in a depressed mood, and was about to go home to take a bath and get rid of the smell on his body, when he saw his wife squatting at the door of the house crying.

The warriors guarding the door all had strange faces.

Sect Master Long hurriedly asked his wife:

"Madam, what happened, why are you crying here?"

"Master, that fart donkey was bathing in our house, saying that he was afraid that the slave family would peek at him taking a bath and kicked me out. ”

Sect Master Long's face turned green when he heard this, he had sent someone to burn down the donkey's small building, and now the donkey lived in his house, did the donkey want to live permanently?

As soon as Sect Master Long had this bad guess, Mao Xiaowei's voice came out of the building:

"Sect Master Long, Ben Tianzun's house was burned down by your men, so Ben Tianzun can only live in your house temporarily, and when you build a house for Ben Tianzun, Ben Tianzun will move out. ”

When the Dragon Sect Master heard Mao Xiaowei's words, he was furious, and rushed into his house with his weapon.

After arriving at the room where he was bathing, Sect Master Long saw that his son Long Aotian was brushing a black donkey with the brush he used when he was bathing.

The black donkey squatted in the large basin of his bath, and bared his teeth with a look of enjoyment.

The Dragon Sect Master felt humiliated because his son looked like a slave.

"Aotian, what are you doing?"

The most domineering second generation in Wuzhou City pouted and looked at his father like a wronged little daughter-in-law and said:

"Father, don't be angry, I am willing to serve Lord Tianzun. ”

Although Long Aotian said this, there were three blue and purple donkey hoof prints arranged in the finished font on his face.

The black donkey who was enjoying the bath was Mao Xiaowei, and after he ate eighteen spirit fruits, he suddenly felt a stab on his body, and at this time, Long Aotian, the young sect master of the Immortal Crane Sect, discovered him and immediately summoned a martial artist to deal with him.

was then conquered by Mao Xiaowei's donkey kick, and the arrogant Long Aotian volunteered to be Mao Xiaowei's servant in order not to be beaten.

Mao Xiaowei saw Long Aotian's bitter face, and suddenly said unhappily:

"What are you doing with a bitter face, give the uncle a smile. ”

When Long Aotian heard this, he immediately squeezed out a smile and said to Mao Xiaowei courteously:

"Lord Tianzun, how do you feel?"

"Well, good job, go on. ”

Mao Xiaowei squinted his eyes and praised.

Long Aotian immediately rubbed harder.

Sect Master Long looked even more angry, and walked towards Mao Xiaowei with a knife, he wanted to chop Mao Xiaowei to death with a knife.

When Mao Xiaowei saw that the Dragon Sect was going to use a knife to slash him, he immediately jumped out of the bathtub in fright, pointed the tails of the three donkeys at the Dragon Sect Master and shouted:

"Old Dragon, what are you going to do, you scared the dysentery out. ”

As soon as Sect Master Long heard Mao Xiaowei shout the word dysentery, he knelt on the red wooden floor with a puff and smashed the thick wooden floor into two large pits.

The Dragon Sect Master, who was kneeling on the ground, wondered in his heart:

"Damn, is dysentery also a kind of magic power of this beast?"

Thinking of the smell of the thatched pit all over his body, which was extremely difficult to wash off, the Dragon Sect Master could only choose to kneel.

Sect Master Long's previous fierce old face also smiled and said:

"Thank you Guardian Saint for saving the people of Wuzhou City from fire and water today, please accept my worship, I have sent someone to report to the Anbei County Guard the merits of the Guardian Saint for the people, I think that the Anbei County Guard will soon send someone to take the Lord to Anbei County to commend. ”

Sect Master Long still thinks that it is not good to be tough with a fart donkey, and it is the right way to sell the fart donkey to Anbei County.

Mao Xiaowei saw Sect Master Long bowing down to him, and hurriedly said:

"Little Longzi, let's get flat. ”

Sect Master Long looked confused, and secretly said in his heart:

"Xiaolongzi, Nima, do you think I'm a eunuch in the palace?

But on the surface, the Dragon Sect Master still stood up with a smile on his face and said to Mao Xiaowei:

"Please continue to bathe here, Lord Patronus, I'll push it out first. ”

Mao Xiaowei also said:

"Okay, let's go down, I don't want to have dysentery now. ”

Sect Master Long secretly said in his heart:

"Hmph, I know that dysentery is also the magic power of you, a shameless person. ”

Sect Master Long originally wanted to drive Mao Xiaowei out of his small building, but now he just wanted to quit the small building as soon as possible, in case the old man was covered with donkey dysentery again.

Long Aotian saw that his sect master father had fled, so he could only bathe Mao Xiaowei obediently.

After taking a bath, Long Aotian and the servants of the Long family dressed Mao Xiaowei in a silk short coat.

Mao Xiaowei is very satisfied with Long Aotian's service:

"Next time I take a bath, this Tianzun will come to you to serve, and if someone bullies you in the future, you can also come to me. ”

Long Aotian scolded in his heart:

"Nima, who else in this Wuzhou City dares to bully me except you bully me?"

Mao Xiaowei stepped on the white clouds and flew out of the window on the second floor, he vaguely remembered that he had forgotten an important customer, and after thinking for a while, he remembered that the Bull Demon King had not provided him with hatred points today.

So he flew towards Boyue Mountain on the clouds, and he wanted to catch up with the demon army to make up for the Bull Demon King.

After the Bull Demon King came to the outside of Wuzhou City with the demon army, he immediately treated the Kaishan King by pressing his chest, and every powerful press would make the Kaishan King spit out a mouthful of yellow gas, and the onlookers smoked away, only the Bull Demon King covered his nose with the clothes on his body and continued to rescue the Kaishan King.

This time, the king of the mountain opened a lot of donkey farts, so he woke up after spitting up the stench for an hour, and as soon as he woke up, the king asked the bull demon king:

"Is the man surnamed Long willing to be my demon general?"

The plan of the Kaishan King this time is to occupy Wuzhou City first, and then let the strong Terran who is greedy for life and afraid of death drink some demon blood, and the strong man of the Terran who drinks the demon blood will not be able to survive in human society, and can only be his demon general.

When the Bull Demon King heard the King of the Mountains ask, he shook his head again and again and sighed:

"The one surnamed Long is only afraid of you and the King of the Mountain, as soon as you two faint, the one surnamed Long will drive us out of the city. ”

After listening to the words of the Bull Demon King, the king of the mountain smiled and said:

"The man surnamed Long knew very well in his heart, and knew that killing me would allow the Demon Emperor to find an excuse to start a war, so he let us go. ”

"Then when will we come back, my lord?"

Seeing that the King of the Mountains was not angry, the Bull Demon King suddenly became anxious, and he also hoped that after the strong man of the demon clan arrested the Dragon Sect Master, he would take revenge.

开山大王 says:

"We've scared the Terrans this time, and I don't think we'll be given a chance to enter the city. ”

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