Chapter 019: Damn, Lao Tzu's Horse!
"Damn, Brother Xian has only been on a trip for a short time, and those hateful guys dare to come out of Brother Xian, it's really damn good!"
Li Shimin was extremely angry and repeatedly ordered Wei Zheng to deal with the matter.
"If you catch that guy, just bring him over to see me! I want to see who ate the leopard's gall and even dared to pretend to be a sacred westward scripture learner. ”
Wei Zheng's face changed slightly when he heard this, he sprained his thigh when the Jinghe Dragon King did evil before. Now, if he were to go to the coastal fishing village, he would surely be tired and bumpy, and he would probably not be able to ask for this leg at that time.
"Your Majesty, Weichen is injured, I'm afraid I'm ......"
Wei Zheng looked around, looked at the civil and military ministers of the Manchu Dynasty, and stopped talking, so he had to accept the order with a bitter face.
After retiring from the court, Wei Zheng found Li Shimin and asked timidly: "Your Majesty, there are so many ministers in the court, Wen Youxuanling, Wu Youwei Chi Jingde, why is it me?"
Li Shimin walked slowly in front of Wei Zheng, patted him lightly on the shoulder, and said solemnly: "Because of Aiqing, I won't be sad easily......"
Wei Zheng: "......"
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Xuanzang walked all the way, and soon he arrived at the beach, at first he thought he was wrong, but after asking about the nearby fisherman, his face changed greatly.
"This elder, this is the Qingcheng Seaside, and it is thousands of miles away from Chang'an!"
The fisherman looked confused, and when he heard Xuanzang say something about going west, learning scriptures and the like, the second monk was even more confused.
Isn't westbound going west?
But...... This is the east!
"Elder, is your old man going the wrong way?" the fisherman asked kindly, but looking at the appearance of the little monk, and his age, it is not impossible to take the wrong path.
Xuanzang looked calm, and said with a slight smile: "The donor doesn't know, as the so-called Buddha in his heart, where is not the West Heaven." And geographically, the Earth is round. Even if I go all the way to the east, one day, I will still reach the Western Land of Bliss. ”
I'll go, this fair-eyed elder, what he said seems to be quite reasonable, I was speechless for a while.
The fisherman was respectful, and then he lifted the fish he had just caught, and said respectfully, "Why don't you come home with me for a light meal?"
Xuanzang was overjoyed in his heart, and looked at the pile of live sea fish happily, but his face was extremely serious: "How embarrassing is this, by the way, the two sea crabs over there look fat and juicy, and they must have a different flavor when steamed." ”
The fisherman was stunned for a moment, the two sea crabs were about to be sold by themselves, but seeing the elder's expectant look, he couldn't sweep his Yaxing, so he had to smile and agree.
"Didn't you say that the family is not fishy? Could this elder be a fake monk?"
Although he had some doubts, the fisherman still invited Xuanzang with sincerity.
So, Xuanzang followed behind excitedly.
Ma Dan, Lao Tzu has eaten soil in the Pure Land Temple for more than ten years, and he is finally able to eat a good meal!
Xuanzang was full of joy, and the fisherman's insiders couldn't help but be a little surprised when they saw that this monk from Chang'an actually ate meat.
"Elder, aren't you afraid of breaking your vows and being reprimanded by the Buddha and Bodhisattva?"
"Good and good, as the so-called wine and meat pass through the intestines, the Buddha stays in the heart. As long as there is a Buddha in the heart, there is a pure land everywhere. ”
Xuanzang was cheeky and happily peeled off a sea crab, and when he smelled the smell of the sea, his face couldn't help but be filled with a look of satisfaction.
"Oh my God, is this what the sea tastes like? ”
Xuanzang felt as if he was surrounded by the sea, and he opened his mouth to enjoy the gift of nature.
But before he could finish his mouth, a foul wind blew outside the door, and then two blue-faced and fanged monsters rushed in.
"That bald head over there, is it a monk from Chang'an, this demon has something to ask you!"
The two little demons brandished knives and guns, swords and swords, terrifying, and shouted loudly when they saw Xuanzang.
The fishermen on the side had never seen such a scene, and they were all trembling with fright, and their legs were weak.
However, Xuanzang's face turned black instantly, turned his head angrily, and scolded: "You two ugly monsters, didn't your adults teach you to eat and sleep?
The two little demons looked at each other, they had always been rampant and domineering, and this was the first time they had been shouted and cheered upon, and they immediately became angry.
"It's really annoying, and you don't want people to eat properly?" Xuanzang put down the sweet and delicious sea crab, angrily threw a hoop from his arms, and said, "Go you!"
Seeing this dead bald head suddenly throw out a thing, the two little demons were startled.
When they fixed their eyes, they found that it was just a fluttering hoop, and they couldn't help but be stunned for a moment.
One of the bold little demons even grabbed the hoop, looked at Xuanzang with disdain, and said, "What kind of thing, broken copper and iron, you also want to pretend to scare us." We are great demons who have been cultivating for decades, and you mortals really don't know the height of the sky. ”
After speaking, the little demon curiously gestured to the hoop, playing with it proudly, with disdain on his face.
What the hell is a garbage magic weapon, it's useless at all, but the pattern on it is quite exquisite.
After saying that, the little demon put it on his head as a dead man.
When Xuanzang saw it, he clasped his hands together and said with a look of pity: "Good, good, good, I don't kill Boren, but Boren died for me." ”
"Stinky monk, what are you talking about?"
The little demon who was put on a heavy hoop looked confused, and suddenly he felt a huge force coming out of thin air, and then it seemed as if he was suppressed by a 10,000-ton high mountain. Before he could exclaim, his internal organs were instantly crushed by the ruthless force, and the whole person immediately turned into a mess of mud!
Everyone gasped, and in front of them, a high mountain phantom had already appeared, crushing the little demon to death heavily!
"What kind of immortal trick is this?"
The remaining demon turned pale with fright, and stood trembling in place, motionless.
Ma Dan, we are just mountain patrol demons, how could we meet such a terrible character.
At this time, the little demon was desperate in his heart.
"You, go and help the poor monk bring the hoop. Xuanzang's face was expressionless, and he instructed the little demon to do things.
I have seen Xuanzang's powerful little demon, where dare not obey, I had to obediently obey the order, took off the heavy hoop in fear, and handed it forward respectfully.
"Holy monk, we are just ordinary little demons, we never do anything that hurts the heavens and reason, even chickens and ducks dare not kill casually, for fear of evil. Please let us go, and we'll be sure to mend our ways when we get back. ”
The little demon replied worriedly, looking at Xuanzang pitifully, not to mention how innocent he was.
Xuanzang was about to speak, but a little demon came running outside the door, holding a fat horse leg meat in his mouth.
"Hurry up, the horses from Chang'an City taste different! The meat is quite delicious, do you want to give it a try?"
Go fast: "......."
Xuanzang: "!!"
Let your sister's horse go, Lao Tzu's horse is gone, are you embarrassed?