Chapter 6 [Ask for Subscription] 6th Update
Yu Huifei was stunned......
Before, everyone had almost allocated the room, the front yard was mainly a guest room, and Yu Huifei did not arrange for the cowherd in line with the principle of making money first.
Of course, Yu Huifei was mainly afraid that this product would be too honest, and he would sleep in the middle of the night and talk in a dream, which would lift them up.
Therefore, it is still arranged in the backyard.
But there was no room in the backyard, and Yu Huifei could only arrange the Cowherd in the room of the Howling Sky Dog.
At first, the Cowherd was very disgusted......
In this regard, the dog glared at the dog, and no one was pleasing to the eye.
It's just that Yu Huifei didn't expect that the Cowherd would bring the wild boar into the house to sleep......
This Nima ......
However, Yu Huifei said: "Brother, everyone has bathed that wild boar, don't dislike them." ”
The Howling Sky Dog sneered: "I dislike people, if you can enter that house, I won't dislike it." ”
Yu Huifei looked at the roaring dog suspiciously: "Let's go, go down and have a look." ”
When he arrived at the door of the room of the roaring dog, Yu Huifei leaned on the window and looked inside, only to see a white hula thing lying on the kang in the room. The man next to him was shirtless, sleeping soundly with that thing in his arms......
The two goods are like a chorus, and the wild boar is calling for a lifetime!
The Cowherd is a lifelong lull......
One high and one low, it's like thunder!
However, Yu Huifei wondered: "Why is the wild boar white?"
The Howling Dog said, "I don't know...... It doesn't matter what color it is, it stinks anyway!"
Yu Huifei nodded, he guessed that the wild boar was mostly white itself. It's just that I roll in the mud in the mountains and forests every day, and my body is covered with a layer of mud, so it looks black. Now it's washed, and it's white.
The big white wild boar, that's a bit rare.
Pushing open the door, Yu Huifei was just about to go in, and the next moment the thing covered his nose and turned around and came out......
"Oops...... I'll go! It's too tasty!"
Yu Huifei couldn't help but scold his mother!
He thought that the big wild boars had been washed into white pigs from black pigs, and the smell should not be so bad.
But he forgot that in the winter of the Northeast, every household is sealed. In the enclosed space, the smell is constantly converging, and the smell of the wild boar may be just a fart at first, but after a long time, it is a nuclear weapon!
The roaring dog on the side looked at Yu Huifei with a sneer and said, "Go in, you go in." ”
Yu Huifei looked at the sneering roaring dog on the side, raised his eyebrows and said, "According to your meaning, if I go in, you will go in and sleep with them?"
The roaring dog said: "Of course, the dog master I spit and nail a nail! If you say it, you will splash the water!"
Yu Huifei nodded and said, "Okay." ”
After speaking, Yu Huifei was also a bachelor, took a deep breath, and rushed in directly.
At that moment, the Howling Dogs were frightened and exclaimed, "You don't want to die?"
Yu Huifei went in, and then he was not in a hurry to come out, so he stood inside. Although the smell was extremely pungent, Yu Huifei couldn't help but think of the bastard eyes of the Howling Sky Dog just now......
Seeing that Yu Hui had to go out, the roaring dog was immediately confused.
Yu Huifei hooked his finger at him: "Come, come in, you're welcome." How can there be a reason not to enter the door of your own house?"
The Roaring Sky Dog grinned and said, "I'm Cao, count you ruthless!"
Yu Huifei said: "Come on, come in, come in." ”
The Howling Sky Dog snorted coldly, gritted his teeth and went in......
But the dog's nose is much better than Yu Huifei's, and at that moment, the animal's eyes turned white, and he turned around and was about to run out.
Yu Huifei hurriedly rushed up, grabbed the tail of the roaring dog and shouted: "Dead dog, you said it yourself, you will come in if I come in." You run your uncle!"
The Howling Dog yelled, "If you let go, I'm going to throw up." ”
Yu Huifei said: "I don't care if you vomit or not, you let me in." You said it yourself, a spit and a nail ......"
Phew!
The whistling dog spat directly on the ground, and then squinted at the dog's eyes and said, "Do you think this is a nail?"
Yu Huifei shook his head.
"Yes, it's not a nail, how can you tell me a nail in a mouthful?"
Yu Huifei: "You said that." ”
The Roaring Sky Dog said confidently: "You believe what I say, you don't have a brain?"
"Your uncle!" Yu Huifei could see that the dead dog was clearly going to cheat.
Yu Huifei pulled the dog's tail hard and threw the roaring dog into the house, and then he rushed out with a brisk step, and closed the door when he turned around: "You are good inside......"
Before Yu Huifei finished speaking, he saw the Howling Sky Dog sneaking over from the side.
Yu Huifei was stunned......
The Howling Sky Dog sneered, "You forgot, this house has a back door, right?"
Yu Huifei: "@#%......"
The roaring dog did not keep his promise and insisted on running out, but Yu Huifei couldn't stop it.
In the end, Yu Huifei still brought the roaring dog back to the room, and dealt with it for one person and one dog for one night.
Early the next morning, Yu Huifei heard the pigs roaring outside, people were barking, and the geese were roaring, and it was a mess anyway.
Yu Huifei leaned on the window and looked down, and saw the cowherd standing shirtless, wearing small pants, standing in the small canal flowing from the spring and playing with the big wild boar and mandarin ducks.
Don't say how exciting that picture is, how spicy it is to the eyes.
Yu Huifei rubbed his eyebrows and hurriedly ran down: "Brother Lang, come here, we have to talk." ”
"Wait a minute, I'm talking to my little baby after washing my face. The cowherd waved his hand and continued to play in the water.
Yu Huifei is speechless, but he can only wait.
When the cowherd had enough, he came over with the big white boar.
"Xiaoyu, what's the matter?" asked the Cowherd.
Yu Huifei said: "You ...... You pig smells so bad that you stink all the growling dogs. ”
The Cowherd was stunned for a moment, and then smiled: "I said why didn't he come back to sleep last night, it turned out that he was afraid of this." But it's not me talking about him, you look at my pig, this white, what's dirty? If nothing else, just the color, my pig is pure white and white, which is rare in wild boars.
Look at the dog again, black ......."
Before the Cowherd finished speaking, he felt a murderous aura approaching, and then he saw the Roaring Sky Dog lying on the window on the second floor, looking down, a pair of dog eyes were shining!
The big white boar was so frightened that he hurriedly hid behind the cowherd like a little girl.
The Cowherd coughed dryly and said, "Good morning, little God." ”
"Okay, uncle!" Howling Sky Dog scolded, jumped directly from the second floor, and asked, "What did you just say about me? What did I hack?"
The cowherd was also a little embarrassed, scratched his head and said, "It's nothing...... Well, does he really stink?"
The Howling Dog and Yu Huifei shouted at the same time, "Can't you smell it?"
The Cowherd shook his head......
One person and one dog are directly speechless, and the nose of this thing is not good!
Cowherd said: "I have always lived with our old cattle, and I am used to the smell of this animal. So I don't feel anything......"
Speaking of this, the Cowherd smiled bitterly: "I just didn't expect this smell to smoke you away...... If it doesn't work, I'll take it to the thatched hut on the third floor?"
Yu Huifei thinks about it, it seems that it will work.
But the question arises, what if Liu Xin asks where he lives with the wild boar?
It's not easy to do, after all, the yard is so big, and there are only a few rooms.
Once or twice, you can say that they have gone out to play, and if there are too many times, fools will be suspicious.
Yu Huifei voiced his worries.
Cowherd said: "Look, I'll just say that women are troublesome." ”
Yu Huifei hurriedly waved his hand to interrupt him: "Now I said your pig, not a woman." ”
Just as they were about to speak, they heard the sound of a pig chirping not far away.
Then the cowherd turned his head and saw his big white wild boar lying at the door of the pigsty barking into the pigsty.
In the pigsty, the pig that Gou had sent to them raised his eyelids and looked at the wild boar with ignorance.
The wild boar seemed to be tempted, and wandered around the door, occasionally fiddling with the iron door with his fangs, trying to get in.
Yu Huifei's eyes suddenly lit up when he saw it: "Hey...... Brother Lang, why don't we fulfill them?"
"No!" the Cowherd immediately refused.
The roaring dog said: "The pig is only a pig, and the pig is a concubine, so matched, do you still want to beat the mandarin duck?"
Cowherd shook his head and said: "A woman is a pit, I am a ...... as a person who has come over."
"Come here, uncle, if you can convince your wild boar not to come into heat, I'll listen to you." Yu Huifei was afraid of the bullshit's bullshit theory, so he quickly interrupted him.
When the cowherd heard this, he nodded vigorously, then walked over and kicked the wild boar: "You, go back!"
The wild boar was also a coward, and after being kicked, he immediately didn't dare to estrus, turned around and ran, and went directly into the house.
Yu Huifei looked at all this dumbfounded, and couldn't help but scold his mother: "I'm Cao...... Is this still a wild boar in the mountains? This is a dog......, right? Brother dog, don't look at me like that, I didn't say you. ”
The cowherd came: "Look, it's done." ”
Although the Cowherd did not agree with his wild boar, he did consider the problem of the Howling Dog. Eventually, he stuffed the boar into the kennel that had been intended for the Howling Dogs......
To this end, Cui Jue also personally operated and expanded the door of the kennel by a large circle.
In this regard, the cowherd is still very satisfied.
Needless to say, the roaring dog is looking for flower water, perfume or something, and when you go into the house, it's a spray.
The window was opened directly for a day, shouting to disperse the smell.
For this happy result, Yu Huifei also breathed a sigh of relief.
Look at the sky, it's almost dawn.
Yu Huifei hurriedly beckoned everyone to prepare, today is the Winter Clothes Festival, and he has to go to worship his ancestors.
It was inconvenient for the bull head and horse noodles to go, but everyone else followed.
Who let there be a Liu Xin at home who doesn't understand anything?
Black and white impermanence is known as Yu Huifei's cousin, Brother Lang is known as Yu Huifei's eldest cousin, and Cui Jue is Yu Huifei's cousin......
So, to go to Grandpa's grave today, they really have no reason not to go.
Several guys are people who have lived for an unknown number of years, and they have seen countless ghosts in the underworld, which one doesn't tremble when they see them?
For so many years, ghosts have seen them kneel......
Suddenly one day I want to kneel down to other ghosts, that feeling......