Chapter 2: The White Impermanence of Fashion

"Who told you that this ghost is handsome, and you did a great evil?" Bai Wuchang heard Cheng Siping's words, immediately glared at him, and said: "I'm not the eighth child, if it was him who came to extradite you this time, you should really cry." ”

"Ah, you didn't catch me to suffer. That's good, that's good. Cheng Siping said with a sigh of relief, and then looked Bai Wuchang up and down again, a little unconvinced, the one in front of him was the legendary ghost handsome.

"Look at it, I've never seen it, such a handsome ghost. Bai Wuchang Cheng Siping was looking at him, and he straightened his hair very stinky.

"Well, you're really handsome, that is, it's not the same as the legend. Shouldn't you be wearing a big tall hat on your head, and you get rich at first sight with a handwritten book on the hat, and then a long tongue sticking out of your mouth. I see that the people in the temple are all dressed up like this. Cheng Siping said curtly. He really couldn't accept this alternative white impermanence in front of him.

Bai Wuchang glanced at him, and said angrily: "You kid, haven't you heard a word called keeping pace with the times? This ghost was indeed the same as in the temple before, wasn't that in ancient times." In ancient times, it was very stylish. But now it's different, and now I'm still wearing that, and it's not a joke. Do you understand fashion, this ghost is handsome and is also a middle and high-level leader in the underworld, and the leader doesn't pay attention to his own image?"

Cheng Siping listened to Bai Wuchang's words, and was only dumbfounded. It seems that this underworld should be very different from what he imagined, and it is not the same as described in novels and film and television dramas.

Bai Wuchang then said: "Of course, the image has to change, but there are some rules that cannot be lost." For example, if you see the four words of fortune, then you must keep it, is this a glorious tradition? ”

Bai Wuchang patted his left chest as he spoke, and Cheng Siping realized that there was actually a nameplate on the pocket of his left chest suit, with the words "fortune at first sight" written on it.

"Master Impermanence, are you here to take me to the underworld?" Cheng Siping forced a smile and changed the topic. He really couldn't imagine that this legendary ghost handsome was not terrifying at all, but made people feel a little funny. Bai impermanence who chases the trend like this, who believes the living people in the world.

"Take you to the underworld, that's for sure, but not now. It's hard to come out once, so I didn't go back so early. Moreover, you have just died not long ago, and the first seven have not passed, how can you go directly to the underworld. Bai Wuchang waved his hand and said, he changed his words, and said, "By the way, there is one thing I don't understand. Why do you find that you have become a ghost, not only is not sad, but happy? Do you like to die by yourself so much?"

"Impermanence, look at what you said, if you can, who wants to die. How to say that, it is better to die than to live. Although I don't live well, I still have my parents and sisters, so it's strange that I can be willing to leave them like this. But isn't this dead? If you want me to say, death is not the most terrible. But after death, if it turns to dust, and everything becomes nothing, then it is the most terrible. We were educated in materialism, and although we didn't want to accept it, we always believed that if we died, we would have nothing. This suddenly found that if you are dead, you can still become a ghost, instead of dust returning to dust and earth returning to earth. You say, should I be sad, or should I be happy?" Cheng Siping asked with a smile.

Bai Wuchang was a little stunned by Cheng Siping's words, and after a while, he grinned, patted Cheng Siping's shoulder and smiled: "You new ghost, the idea is really novel, insightful, insightful." However, what you say is suitable for ordinary new ghosts and new ghosts who are attracted by me. If it is replaced by those new ghosts extradited by the old eight, I am afraid that they will think that it is better to die a hundred times instead of becoming ghosts. ”

"Uh, Master Impermanence, is there any difference here?" Cheng Siping asked puzzled.

"Naturally, there is a difference, the eight people who are extradited by themselves are all those who are heinous and sinful. When they die, they will go to the eighteen layers of hell, and they will not be able to survive or die. For them, it is better to be in ashes than to endure the endless, endless torture. Bai Wuchang said with a straight face. He saw that Cheng Siping was still a little confused, and explained: "When Huaxia people die and turn into new ghosts, they will be led into the underworld by the ghosts under our hands. But when two people die, I and Lao Ba will come out to extradite them personally. These two kinds of people are the best and the worst. I am responsible for extraditing the best people, and as for the most evil people, the two of us used to go together to extradite them, and now the eighth person is in charge of himself......"

"Reward the good and punish the evil, Zhang San and Li Si?" Cheng Siping understood now and blurted out directly.

Bai Wuchang directly raised his hand and knocked on Cheng Siping's head, and said, "You goods, what are you talking about." How can this ghost handsome compare the two second-class goods in the chivalrous shop?"

"Uh, Master Impermanence, you also read Jin Yong's martial arts novels. Cheng Siping touched his head and smiled.

Bai Wuchang tidied up his suit again to make sure that his image was not damaged, and then said: "Of course, keep pace with the times, do you understand, there are things in your world, we all have to understand." If you can't adapt to the new era, new things, that's going to be eliminated. What's more, it's easy to lose face in front of subordinates and new ghosts. ”

Cheng Siping's mouth twitched, he could understand that this legendary ghost handsome man was unusually concerned about his image. However, he thought it was okay to have a temperament than the eerie horror of the legend. Suddenly, he suddenly thought of a key point, and hurriedly asked: "Master Impermanence, you, you just seem to have said that only the most good person will let you come out to pick you up in person." Then, wouldn't I ......?"

"Haha, you've finally found out, it's not too dull. In this world, there are very few of the most wicked, and even fewer of the most good. To be a person of the highest good, one must meet at least two conditions. First, there should be no great evil, and second, there must be great goodness to save the lives of all peoples. It's a privilege for you to be one of them. Bai Wuchang patted Cheng Siping's shoulder again and said quite approvingly.

Cheng Siping was stunned for a moment, and then said: "Master Impermanence, if you want to say that I have no great evil, that's for sure." Since I was a child, although I have made some small mistakes, I really haven't done anything bad. But I really haven't done anything to save the lives of all people. We are an otaku, feel at ease at our work, do our duty, be filial to our parents, and love our sister. Other than that, there is very little else to mix. Not to mention, to save thousands of people. You're old, you can't be mistaken, right?"

When Bai Wuchang heard Cheng Siping's words, he immediately grinned and looked at Cheng Siping with a strange expression......