Chapter 85, greet your king with a fart

After listening to Sect Master Long's narration, the owners of the Chamber of Commerce were shocked and said:

"That donkey actually has the magic power of soaring clouds and fog again, so can we still catch him?"

"That beast has a more vicious means of harming people than releasing a stinking smell, so naturally he can't be kept. ”

The bosses said this and remembered the smell of the pit in the Dragon Sect Master's body, and then they all guessed that the Dragon Sect Master must have been brutally persecuted by the donkey before he summoned everyone to discuss countermeasures.

"Does the Dragon Sect Master have a clever plan to deal with that beast?"

The boss of the Sitong Chamber of Commerce asked.

The bosses of the other chambers of commerce also looked at the Dragon Sect Master, and they had no good way to face a donkey that could soar through the clouds.

Sect Master Long is waiting for the bosses of the Chamber of Commerce to ask this, as long as the boss of the Chamber of Commerce has this question, it will not be a problem to let the ass disappear from his eyes.

Thinking like this, the old face of the Dragon Sect Master, which had been gloomy, showed a hint of a smile, and then the Dragon Sect Master said:

"We definitely can't be tough with that donkey, that donkey not only has Feiyun that can escape, but also has a magical power that can inflict odor on us to carry out group harm, so I think the best way is to sell the donkey to Anbei County, and the security tax of Anbei County is going to come down again, and it is best to exchange this evil donkey for 100,000 catties of spirit stones to pay the security tax for three years, and those bigwigs in Anbei County should also suffer a little. ”

The bosses of the chambers of commerce all applauded when they heard the words of the dragon sect master:

"Wonderful. ”

"Sect Master Long's strategy can not only earn spirit stones, but also move Jiangdong!"

"yes, let that damn old thing in Anbei County experience our suffering. ”

"Let the county lord of Anbei County, who is a product of the White Tiger Realm, deal with the donkey, it is really a chess opponent, and you will meet a good talent. ”

The owners of the Chamber of Commerce laughed happily when they said this.

After laughing, Sect Master Long and the other chamber of commerce bosses said:

"Since all the bosses agree, then please go to Anbei County to contact the Chamber of Commerce of the joint, I heard that the meat of this evil animal is also quite popular in Anbei County, and if you send this evil animal over, you should be able to sell it for a good price." ”

Sitong Chamber of Commerce Boss said:

"This matter is behind me, my cousin has a chamber of commerce in Anbei County, and his strength is not weak, and he is the most suitable for joints, I asked him to open a Xianju Chamber of Commerce in Anbei County, and suck the strong people of Anbei County into the Xianju Chamber of Commerce to be shareholders, and when the time comes, the evil beast dares to be presumptuous, and the strong men of Anbei County will make him suffer a lot, and promise to avenge me." ”

After everyone made up their minds, they took action, and the boss of the Sitong Chamber of Commerce sent someone to Anbei County to contact his cousin.

Sect Master Long sent his subordinates to look for Mao Xiaowei everywhere, coaxed Mao Xiaowei out, and coaxed him to Anbei County was a problem.

Sect Master Long thought for a while, let the disciples who went out to find Mao Xiaowei shout along the street that the county guard of Anbei invited the guardian spirit to Anbei County as a guest, and there were great gifts of spirit stones.

Sect Master Long felt that Mao Xiaowei, the divine donkey, was also greedy for money, and it was more effective to tempt the divine donkey with spirit stones than to tempt the divine donkey with food.

Mao Xiaowei was stepping on the white clouds and flying towards Boyue Mountain at this time, he heard that the main king of Boyue Mountain and the deputy king of Boyue Mountain had the strength of the fifth grade of the Vermilion Bird Realm and the fourth rank of the Vermilion Bird Realm respectively, and the two kings asked for hatred points, the two kings may be more generous than the dragon sect master, as for whether the two kings will be mad after taking out a large number of hatred points, then he can't care, anyway, there is a flying cloud that is as fast as the wind under his hooves.

But Mao Xiaowei didn't know which demon cave the King of the Mountains and the King of the Mountains lived in, so he had to wait until it was dark and fell to the Boyue Mountain.

The monsters go out day and night, and all of them come out of the demon cave at night, most of them go down the mountain to look for humans who have not returned to the village or city in time, and a few stay on the mountain to patrol the mountain.

After Mao Xiaowei landed on the mountain road, he pretended to be a little demon patrolling the mountains, and walked leisurely on the mountain road, singing a small song while strolling:

"The king called me to patrol the mountains, I turned the world around, beat my drum and beat my gong, and life was full of rhythm. ”

Mao Xiaowei felt that only by singing this song could he be like a mountain patrol demon.

Mao Xiaowei's singing voice immediately attracted a black bear, the black bear was wearing leather armor, a white bone helmet, and a plate axe in his hand, he swayed in front of Mao Xiaowei, blocked Mao Xiaowei's way, snorted, and stammered and asked:

"You...... Which demon cave are you from?"

"How...... How did you get to the territory of the King of the Mountains?"

"Yes...... Do you have a waist card?"

Mao Xiaowei says:

"I am the father of the king of the mountain, and I have come to see your family and the king of the mountain has something to say. ”

The black bear demon had never heard of the word dad, thinking that dad was a new monster, and I heard that this monster named dad was here to spread the word for the king of the mountain.

After the black bear spirit understood what Mao Xiaowei meant, he said:

"I ...... The king of my family has gone down the mountain, you go back to the cave and wait for a while, it is estimated that he will come back as soon as dawn. ”

Mao Xiaowei didn't dare to enter the demon king's demon cave, it would not be good to be blocked inside.

So he said to the black bear spirit:

"I won't go to the cave first, you just tell me how to go to the cave, and I'll come back when the king of the mountain comes back." ”

The black bear spirit nodded and said:

"That's it...... Just go up this mountain road, walk to the fork and turn right to see the cave. ”

Mao Xiaowei shook the front hooves of the black bear spirit and thanked him:

β€œthank you。 ”

Then he left the trail.

As soon as Mao Xiaowei walked down the mountain road, after making sure that there were no little demons around, he immediately stepped on the clouds and flew into the sky, flying towards the demon cave of the king of the mountain, he quickly found a demon cave embedded in the mountain wall, and there were six little demons holding weapons at the door of the demon cave.

Mao Xiaowei didn't bother to fall off the clouds, and flew directly to the heads of the little demons It was a donkey qigong.

A "porphyry" sound

A stream of yellow gas enveloped the goat demon, the wild boar demon and the black bear demon who looked up at the sky.

Then came Mao Xiaowei's familiar swearing and vomiting.

The monsters who watched the house in the demon cave heard the movement and immediately rushed to meet the enemy in the yellow gas, and then scolded their mother one after another, and were smoked to death in the yellow gas.

The monsters who rushed behind saw that the monsters that rushed into the yellow gas soon lost their lives, and they didn't dare to rush into the yellow gas, and then the subordinates of the King of the Mountains heard a loud voice outside:

"I am the Yuan Shi Tianzun, I have nothing to do tonight, and I have come to offer the fermented gas of grains to the king of your family, which is a greeting to the king of your family. ”

When the little demons heard this, they all scolded in their hearts:

"Nima, do you have a fart to greet my king? Is this a human thing?"

From Mao Xiaowei's fluency in human language, the little demons concluded that the guy who claimed to be Yuan Shi Tianzun was a human race, and he was the most despicable and shameless existence in the human race.

Although the little demons let out all kinds of beast roars in anger, they didn't dare to rush out to catch people, because the yellow gas still did not disperse.

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