On the mountain road strewn with white bones, a coaxing little black donkey is giving orders to an old man with a childish face in standard Beijing-style Mandarin with his mouth wide open.

The old man was wearing a moon-white gossip robe, holding a big peach in one hand and a dust whisk in the other.

"Criminal, hurry up and turn me into a human, I am here to be the Yuan Shi Tianzun, let me become a donkey who is not afraid of losing Hongjun's old face?"

Little Black Donkey's real name is Mao Xiaowei, a graduate of a technical school in the 21st century, when he accompanied his roommate to pray for blessings in a Sanqing Taoist temple, he saw a stack of red banknotes lying in the corner, and there were thousands of yuan.

The so-called money is not tolerated, Mao Xiaowei, who believes in this truth, stuffed the money into his pocket at a lightning speed, and then, an old voice sounded in his ears:

"Take people's money to eliminate disasters for people, the immortal road of the end of the world has fallen, I Hongjun orders you to open the god list again in the name of Yuan Shi Tianzun, and recreate the immortal road. ”

As soon as the old voice disappeared, Mao Xiaowei felt that his eyes were black, and he only cursed and fainted.

When he woke up again, he had turned into a little black donkey, standing on a mountain road leading to the demon cave in Boyue Mountain, and there was an old man standing next to him who claimed to be his eldest disciple Antarctic Immortal, and then there was a scene where Mao Xiaowei ordered Antarctic Immortal Weng to turn him into a human

After hearing Yuan Shi Tianzun's order, the Antarctic Immortal Weng hurriedly said:

"The reincarnation of the master into a donkey is the doom of the master, as long as the master cultivates the Immortal Dao, he can naturally use the immeasurable supernatural power to change back into human form. ”

"Then how to cultivate immortals as a teacher, let's talk about it quickly. ”

Mao Xiaowei was a little impatient.

"The fastest way is for the master to subdue the demons and eliminate the demons, because now the monsters occupy the most cultivation resources, and it is best to use the monsters' cultivation resources to improve their cultivation. ”

The Antarctic Immortal said with a grin.

When Mao Xiaowei heard this, he immediately knocked on the door of the Antarctic Immortal's brain and said

"Oh, you scoundrel, is such a trivial matter as subduing demons and eliminating demons done for the sake of the teacher?"

Seeing that the master was unhappy, the Antarctic Immortal Weng hurriedly smiled and said:

"Don't worry, Shizun is naturally a disciple to do such a trivial thing as subduing demons and eliminating demons, Shizun only needs to help the apprentice knock on the door and call for war, the apprentice has bad legs and feet, and wants to wait here for work. ”

"You finally have a little consciousness of being an apprentice, you wait, I will help you call the door for the teacher, but you have to protect the safety of the teacher!"

Mao Xiaowei said happily

"Of course. ”

The Antarctic fairy Weng stroked his long white beard and agreed.

In order to be able to change back into a human form, Mao Xiaowei boldly trotted towards the demon cave called Boguang Cave with four hooves, ran to a black iron door, raised one front hoof and kicked the cave door a few times and shouted:

"Hey, open the door, there's a bad old man going to farm monsters. ”

"Squeak, squeak. ”

As soon as Mao Xiaowei's words fell, the sound of the iron cave door dragging the old-fashioned winch slowly rose, and a monster holding a steel mace, wearing bright silver chain mail, and an upright dog body with a Tibetan mastiff head walked out, and it was followed by more than a dozen dog demons who could walk upright, most of them were Chinese pastoral dogs and Jingba.

The dog demons were all holding Mo knives, sleepy-eyed, obviously sleeping just now.

The Tibetan mastiff dog demon shouted with a mouthful of fangs:

"Little donkey, where are you a monster, do you dare to disturb the good dreams of this king and seek death?"

Mao Xiaowei was taken aback by the monster's vicious appearance, but thinking of the Antarctic Immortal Weng supporting him, he replied stiffly:

"Tell you, I am the Yuan Shi Tianzun, and now the great apprentice of this Tianzun wants to whip you, if you have a kind, stand still and don't move. ”

The Tibetan mastiff dog demon stretched his neck and looked into the distance, laughing and laughing:

"Little donkey, do you mean that the old man who ran for his life wants to whip me?"

When Mao Xiaowei heard this, he suddenly felt a chill on the donkey's back, turned around to look, and saw that the Antarctic immortal who was full of confidence before was fleeing for his life like a lost dog, and in a panic, he even threw the dust and peaches on the mountain road, and now he has run more than 100 meters away.

The Antarctic Immortal Weng probably sensed Mao Xiaowei's resentful gaze, so he shouted to Mao Xiaowei without looking back:

"Master, this is the calamity you have to cross, the apprentice can't help you without mana, when the master is successful in cultivating immortals, I will bring the senior brothers to find the master." ”

Mao Xiaowei only thought of the old voice he heard before coming to this world, the world he was in was the end of the law era without immortals, and the Antarctic Immortal Weng was not a god yet, but just played the role of a guide in a computer game.

Mao Xiaowei cursed depressedly, and then he laughed with a black line and coaxed the Tibetan mastiff dog demon and said:

"Don't bite the puppy, this Tianzun will catch the old immortal back for you to dispose of. ”

Mao Xiaowei kept a distance of more than ten meters from the group of dog demons, and he felt that as long as he ran fast enough, he would not be caught by the monsters.

Mao Xiaowei, who now had only one running word in his mind, didn't wait for the Mastiff King to respond to his words and chased after the Antarctic Immortal, who knew that just a few steps after running out, a rope sleeve wrapped around his neck and pulled him to the ground.

The other end of the noose was grabbed by the Mastiff King.

The mastiff king smiled with satisfaction:

The little ones carried the stupid donkey into the hole, steamed it in the evening, and ate it for us to drink. ”

The little demons were overjoyed, screamed and pounced, grabbed Mao Xiaowei's limbs and carried Mao Xiaowei into the demon cave.

Mao Xiaowei shouted all the way:

"Hey, don't do it, I didn't wipe it with paper after pulling the poop just now, and my body stinks very much. ”

"Don't worry, I'll wash you before steaming, go in. ”

A little demon said, and together with the other three dog demons, he threw Mao Xiaowei into the damp corner of the demon cave.

There are two Tibetan mastiffs that can't walk upright and are sent by the demon king to guard Mao Xiaowei.

Although the two Tibetan mastiffs are low-level dog demons, they also have spiritual wisdom and can speak people.

So Mao Xiaowei, who was unwilling to be made into a steamer, decided to communicate with the second dog demon, so he said to the second dog demon:

"Let's make a deal, dogs, I'll throw a stone in a moment, and if you can pick it up, I'll find you two bones to eat." ”

The two Tibetan mastiffs heard this and remembered a legend, that was before the rise of the demon clan, a dog wanted to eat meat and bones, and had to pick up the things thrown out by the owner, but now that the demon clan is in charge, it will not do that kind of shameful thing anymore, so the two dogs together Mao Xiaowei glanced at him and shouted:

"Shut up, we don't have a good temper. ”

Although the two dogs said this, they still couldn't control their saliva when they were thinking about the meat and bones in their heads.

Seeing this, Mao Xiaowei felt that there was a chance, so he raised one of his front hooves and kicked a fist-sized stone violently, kicking the stone into the distance, and at the same time commanded the two Tibetan mastiffs:

"Bebe, Huanhuan, pick up the stones. ”

The two Tibetan mastiffs were stunned for a moment, and then the instinct to pick up things and come back to eat meat and bones was awakened, and they were driven by instinct to cry happily and chase after the flying stones.

But halfway through the chase, the two Tibetan mastiffs felt ashamed to do this kind of thing, so they stopped and looked at Mao Xiaowei, and saw the little black donkey spreading its hooves and rushing towards the cave door.

The two Tibetan mastiffs felt that they had been tricked by the donkey, and roared and rushed towards Mao Xiaowei, wanting to tear Mao Xiaowei apart.

The speed of the Tibetan mastiff was much faster than Mao Xiaowei, and it had chased behind Mao Xiaowei in the blink of an eye.

Mao Xiaowei felt that he was dead this time, and in despair in his heart, his hooves became weak, and his running speed slowed down.

The two Tibetan mastiffs felt that the opportunity had come and pounced on Mao Xiaowei together.

At this moment, an electronic synthesis sound sounded in Mao Xiaowei's mind:

"Ding-dong, the hateful system starts loading. ”

"Ding Dong, the system of attracting hatred has been loaded, please offend the strong to get the hatred value lottery, and the lottery can get the necessary materials for upgrading. ”

Mao Xiaowei exhaled and said secretly in his heart:

"Your sister, I'll just say that I've crossed through the Chengyuan Shi Tianzun, how can I not have the blessing of the system? It's just that your system's words are so much? Can you give a newcomer gift package first? Lao Tzu is almost done playing. ”

As a result, the voice of the hated system sounded again:

"Ding Dong, give away the basic magic power precision donkey kick for free, when using this skill, just raise the donkey's hooves to face behind you, and the enemy behind the donkey's hooves will involuntarily put their heads on the donkey's hooves and let the host kick them.