Chapter 477: Do You Want to Live Forever?
Tang Sanzang looked at the little demons who knelt down on the ground, and suddenly had a toothache.
Afraid that Tang Sanzang would take the opportunity to make trouble, the Blue Wolf Military Master hurriedly knelt down, and said with an extremely respectful expression: "Holy Monk, the Hidden Mist Mountain Villa is already under control. Nanshan demons, how to deal with them, please make it clear to the holy monk!"
Tang Sanzang: "???"
What's the matter, you don't seem to be a demon in Nanshan.
Also, why is this line so familiar?
Wait, should the poor monk tilt his mouth to show respect?
The corners of Tang Sanzang's mouth twitched, and he snorted coldly: "Don't kneel, if you are a man, stand up!"
Seeing that the little demons didn't dare to raise their heads, Tang Sanzang was furious, if this group of guys kept kneeling, how could they brush up their experience.
So, Tang Sanzang snorted and sat down directly.
"Holy monk, what do you mean by this, is it possible that you don't accept our apology?"
The blue wolf military master was so frightened that he was sweating profusely, and said in his heart that this dead monk was really difficult.
No, we must not allow this dead monk to take advantage of the opportunity to make trouble.
So, the Blue Wolf Military Division hurriedly stood up, Tang Sanzang saw it, his face was happy, and he was about to stand up and talk to the Blue Wolf Military Division, but he couldn't prevent the Blue Wolf Military Division from making a big move, and a shovel flew directly into his hand.
The next moment, the Blue Wolf Army Division directly picked up the shovel, dug a big pit, and knelt directly into the pit.
The little demons suddenly realized, and hurriedly began to sweat and start digging pits.
Tang Sanzang was completely stunned, looking at the little demon who had dug a pit and buried himself in it, Tang Sanzang was speechless.
Where is this blue wolf military division, how can it be more of a headache for the poor monk than the black bear spirit!
"Don't dig up, if you dig again, the poor monk will blow up your dog's head with one punch!" Tang Sanzang took a deep breath and shouted angrily.
So, the little demons breathed a sigh of relief and threw the shovel up. And the Blue Wolf Military Division crawled out of the pit with a disgraced face, and said excitedly: "Dragon...... Ahem, Holy Monk, now that the overall situation of the Hidden Misty Mountain Villa has been decided, please call the shots, we are willing to die for the Holy Monk!"
"May I die for the holy monk!" the little demons shouted again.
Tang Sanzang was stunned for a moment, and said casually: "The poor monk's trip to the west to learn scriptures this time is based on the order of Rulai, and the identity of the poor monk cannot be exposed unless it is absolutely necessary...... Slowly, the poor monk is originally a scripture learner, what is there to expose or not to expose. ”
Tang Sanzang took a deep breath, then looked at the Blue Wolf Military Division, pondered for a moment, and said, "From today on, you are the King of Nanshan!"
The Blue Wolf Military Division's face changed in fright, and he quickly knelt down and shouted, "The little one doesn't want to die...... Ahem, the little one is still too young, and everything still depends on you, the king. ”
"Get out! don't think that the poor monk doesn't know your careful thoughts!" Tang Sanzang's eyes widened, and he raised his fist and said, "The poor monk asks you again, do you deserve this king?"
"I ...... I ......" The Blue Wolf Military Division was sweating profusely in fright, and under Tang Sanzang's majestic face, the Blue Wolf Military Division couldn't help but swallow his saliva, and the bitterness in his mouth was extremely bitter.
"Well, from today on, this king is the king of Nanshan!" said the blue wolf military advisor reluctantly.
"Then why do you look unhappy?" Tang Sanzang asked rhetorically, and the blue wolf military master smiled and said, "This king is very happy, so happy that he can't even laugh!"
"That's very good, it's not a secret, the poor monk is Tang Sanzang who learned scriptures from the West! Everyone knows the monsters along the road, and everyone knows it!" Tang Sanzang coughed, slowly walked in front of the blue wolf military division, and whispered like a demon.
"Do you want to live forever? Do you want to live forever? Do you want to live long live, long live, long live, do you want to dominate the Three Realms, do you want to dominate the Three Realms?"
The Blue Wolf Military Master shuddered, and quickly shook his head and said, "No, no, no, I don't want to, I just want to be a quiet beautiful man." ”
Tang Sanzang was about to show off his signboard of Tang monk meat, but he was coldly flashed by the words of this blue wolf military master.
"Shut up, are you so useless? Are you still human?" Tang Sanzang waved his fist and said: "Thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, don't bully young people to be poor!"
The Blue Wolf Military Master nodded, seriously saying that it was right, but then shook his head and said, "No, I'm not a human being, and I'm not a teenager." ”
Tang Sanzang: "......"
What's the matter, now that the poor monk delivers takeaways to your door, don't you accept them? Won't you go a little too far?
So, Tang Sanzang looked at the little demon next to him and said with a smile: "Don't you want to live forever?"
"Yes!" the little goblins replied fearfully.
"Then come and catch the poor monk, the poor monk promises not to resist. Tang Sanzang folded his hands and sat on the ground.
Those little demons dared to make a move, so they could only look at the blue wolf military division with dodging, and the blue wolf military master had no choice but to bite the bullet and say: "Holy monk, we little demons are hairy, we are afraid that we will look ugly and make you unhappy." ”
"You've overthought it. Tang Sanzang took a deep breath and said: "In ancient times, there were Buddhas who sacrificed themselves to feed eagles, and now I, Tang Sanzang, have only suffered a little bit of suffering, what grievances have I had." ”
The blue wolf military master nodded, and said in his heart, you must not be wronged, the ashes of our family have been raised for you, where have you been wronged.
"Holy Monk, why don't you close your eyes first, it will hurt a little later!" said the Blue Wolf Military Master with a slight hesitation.
Tang Sanzang hurriedly closed his eyes and accepted the baptism of the monster with great sincerity!
But after a while, there was no movement outside, Tang Sanzang hurriedly opened his eyes and found that there was no one in front of him.
", you're running away again, won't you, why did you monsters run away without saying a word, and there's no humanity!"
Tang Sanzang raised his eyes and looked into the distance, only to see that group of little demons carrying the cave mansion on their backs, like thousand-legged centipedes, running forward desperately with countless thighs.
And the blue wolf military division was fiddling with the cloud beads, trying to block Tang Sanzang's pursuit.
"If you want to run, it's not that easy!" Tang Sanzang took a deep breath, and then hurried after him.
"King, what should I do, this demon monk has chased after me!" The little demons were so frightened that they were terrified, if they were punched by this dead monk alone, wouldn't it be crooked?!
"What's the hurry, it's the so-called general trend of the world, if you join for a long time, you will divide it, and if you divide it for a long time, we might as well scatter and flee!" The blue wolf military advisor hurriedly stuffed the cloud beads to the little demon on the side.
"Bring this cloud bead to Fengxian County, where it is desolate and cold, this dead monk will definitely not pass. ”
The Blue Wolf Commander gave an order, and then he was the first to run!
Then, all the monsters scattered and fled like ants in a frying pan!
When Tang Sanzang arrived, only the cave of the King of Nanshan was left alone.
"Damn, these damn monsters are really cunning enough......"