Chapter 116, the first laxative of the ages

The Overlord suddenly felt the mocking gaze of the Terran warriors, and a pair of eagle eyes that could breathe fire glared at the warriors on the city wall, and some of the warriors were immediately frightened to their knees.

The Decepticon King fell to the ground satisfied, and then the nearly eight-meter-high Decepticon King stood on the ground like an iron tower, he beckoned his sons to help him take off his golden armor, and began to unscrupulously strain under the walls of Wuzhou City.

The Overlord looked at the Terran warriors on the city wall with cold eyes while shrying, and said domineeringly:

"When this king is finished, he will empty his stomach and eat you again, you are all standing, whoever dares to run, I will let him die even worse. ”

Mao Xiaowei was already invisible, and after seeing that his diarrhea pupil technique had an effect, he reappeared, and then poked out the donkey's head from behind a wall and stared at the Decepticon King, the yellow hook jade in the donkey's eyes was still slowly turning.

"Hey, old bird, do you want my magic weapon? ”

"Oh, don't recycle it, this king will finish pulling it out soon. “

The overlord with unbearable abdominal pain stared at the hook jade in Mao Xiaowei's donkey eyes, and said a little anxiously, he was afraid that Mao Xiaowei would run away in the clouds, and he had nowhere to find Mao Xiaowei.

The temptation of the magic weapon to the king of the sky is still very great, and the monsters with the magic weapon and the monsters without the magic weapon are different in strength and status.

Therefore, the king of the sky must get the magic weapon of the fart donkey, and the king of the sky guesses that the fart donkey can control the clouds and release a certain lethal stench because of the yellow magata.

The Deceptive King, who was worried that Mao Xiaowei would run away, stared closely at the hook jade in Mao Xiaowei's eyes, and at the same time tried to stop the momentum of the plunge, but for some reason, not only could he not stop it, but he also had a tendency to pull more and more violently.

Mao Xiaowei secretly revered:

"This big bird enjoyed my diarrhea pupil so much, I wonder if he will pull until he is dehydrated until he becomes a specimen. “

According to the system, the diarrhea pupil technique can make the practitioner scold for ten hours, Mao Xiaowei is just worried that the overlord's intestines are too strong and can't be pulled for ten hours, so he and the overlord looked at each other affectionately for an hour.

Mao Xiaowei didn't go into the arrow tower to rest until his eyes were sore.

At this time, the sky had gradually brightened, and the Kaishan King, who had been burned by the karmic fire, was airlifted back to Boyue Mountain by two of the Overlord's men to heal his wounds.

And the king of the sky under the protection of dozens of harrier demons and eagle demons still stubbornly stood under the city of Wuzhou, continuing to pour thousands of miles, he has tried many times to use strength and will to stop the momentum of a thousand miles, but the results have ended in failure.

He has given up now, and he feels that he just drank unclean water and ate unclean food, and that he will be fine as long as he spills out the unclean things.

After Mao Xiaowei slept for a while, he came out of the arrow tower and saw that the warriors guarding the city covered their noses with sweat towels, Mao Xiaowei also smelled a foul smell, he was busy covering his nose with his hands and looking down from the city.

Then he saw a small stream flowing from the source of the Decepticon to the low-lying place, and because it was a small stream made of dysentery, it smelled terrible.

Mao Xiaowei still felt a little fun when he used the diarrhea pupil technique to cause the Overlord to have diarrhea at first, but now that it has been a long time, Mao Xiaowei feels bored again, and he feels that he needs to do something meaningful.

So he poked his head out of the city wall and said with a frown at the somewhat languishing Decepticon:

"It's really a lot of and urine on the lazy eagle, and it hasn't been pulled for so long, so it is said that the dose I put yesterday is not large!"

The King of the Overlords was also wondering, he wouldn't stop pulling all night after eating unclean food or wine, and the King of the Pioneer who ate the same food with him didn't have diarrhea.

Now after listening to Mao Xiaowei's words, the Deceptive King suddenly thought of something, but in order to confirm his guess, he still asked:

"What did you feed me?"

Mao Xiaowei said with some embarrassment:

"Brother Diao, don't be angry when I say it, in fact, I just want to make a little joke with you and ease the current depressing atmosphere, so when you had a banquet in Boyue Mountain, I spit out the Supreme Laxative refined by the Human Emperor into your cup. ”

The Overlord naturally didn't believe Mao Xiaowei's words, because he didn't feel a strange aura approaching him when he was eating the banquet.

Mao Xiaowei knew that the king of the sky didn't believe it, so Mao Xiaowei said again:

"The reason why I can get close to you is because the magic weapon in my eyes can make me invisible, I walked to you after stealth, spit the magic medicine into your wine glass, and then I saw you drink it in one gulp. ”

After listening to Mao Xiaowei's explanation, the Decepticon King widened a pair of eagle eyes and glared at Mao Xiaowei angrily.

The warriors defending the city all felt a strong killing intent rushing towards them, and they all trembled like falling into an ice cellar.

Mao Xiaowei saw that many of the warriors defending the city were about to urinate, so he hurriedly persuaded:

"Brother Diao, don't be angry, in fact, you are also to blame for this matter, when I spit medicine into your wine glass, I also spit out a mouthful of white phlegm, I thought you would find, I didn't expect you to be dirty at all, one sip of the wine was dry, at that time I was very embarrassed, I especially wanted to tell you that the wine you drank has my white phlegm, but you praised the wine for its good taste, I in order not to destroy your elegance, I could only swallow the words back at that time. ”

When the king heard that he had eaten a mouthful of donkey phlegm, he suddenly wanted to vomit in disgust, and his anger reached its peak, but for the sake of the antidote, he still held back his anger and said.

"Take out the antidote, this king can spare your life for the time being, or I will kick your donkey brains to pieces." ”

Mao Xiaowei spread his hands and said:

"This is the first laxative made by the ancestors of the ages, there is no antidote, you can only diarrhea to the end, and you can only stop diarrhea when you have exhausted all the diarrhea. ”

The black line that the Decepticon listened to, the first laxative of the ages without an antidote, no wonder it will be pulled endlessly, but what should be laxative, the Decepticon also wants to know.

So he asked Mao Xiaowei from afar:

"And what is the king that should be poured out?"

Mao Xiaowei replied:

"What you should be pouring is bad water, you have too much bad in your stomach, and a purging is good for your body. ”

After listening to Mao Xiaowei's words, the king of the sky finally couldn't suppress the anger in his heart, he let out a long howl weakly, and then spread his wings and wanted to fly up and kill the donkey that had plagued him.

But after flapping his wings a few times, he found that he couldn't fly at all, because his strength was consumed in a continuous flow of thousands of miles.

The helpless and angry king of the sky can only relieve his hatred by scolding Mao Xiaowei.

And Mao Xiaowei looked like a spring breeze, smiling and looking at the Deception King who was angry with him, he had already received the hatred value from the Deception King, so he was very happy.

"Hatred from the Decepticon is increased by five hundred. ”

"Hatred from the Decepticon is increased by seven hundred. ”

"Hatred from the Decepticon is increased by 1,000. ”