Not only does Ma Ma Di not love cleanliness, but he is also a very lazy person.

If you can lie down, you will never sit, and if you can sit, you will never stand.

There are many things that he won't do as long as they don't have to do them.

When he was successful in learning the law and took the first business, it was because of his lazy personality that he made a mistake and caused big trouble.

After that time, Uncle Nine gave him a hard beating.

Ma Madi was originally unpleasant to Uncle Nine because of Aunt Sue's affairs, the two were very incompatible, and after being scolded by Uncle Nine, he naturally would not be grateful to Uncle Nine, and ran away directly in anger, never seeing Uncle Nine again.

After so many years, Ma Madi's character has not changed.

For example, this time to transport the body of the old lady Ren back, he should have done it himself. In order to be lazy, he let his apprentice Ah Hao, who was obviously not good at academics, transport, and it turned out to be such a big mess.

Now he was forced to do nothing.

Captain Cao only gave him three days.

Within three days, if they couldn't catch the zombies, the three of them would have to finish playing.

So now he doesn't dare to be lazy anymore, he must hurry up, cheer up, and catch the zombies quickly!

After eating, without saying a word, he began to talk about catching zombies.

He doesn't have a particularly good way to catch zombies, so he can only patrol around town at night.

Zombies are going to come out to bite and suck blood, and as long as they keep patrolling, they will definitely be able to run into them!

Zhang Jing said at this time: "Actually, I have a way to attract this zombie. ”

"What's the way?" he glanced at Zhang Jing and said disdainfully.

He lifted his foot up again and knocked on Erlang's leg, picking at his foot with one hand and picking his teeth with a toothpick with the other.

Zhang Jing stayed a little farther away, kept his distance from him, and then took out Ren Zhuzhu's pocket watch, opened it, put on music, and said truthfully: "This zombie likes to listen to music." Especially this tune! As soon as it hears it, it will come to it. However, the music of this pocket watch is too quiet to travel far enough. If you can, learn this tune, and you'll be even more able to attract zombies!"

The volume of the pocket watch is too small to travel far enough, and if a person blows a whistle, the volume will naturally be much louder.

In the quiet of the night, it can spread quite far.

It's a pity that Zhang Jing is a 'mouth cripple', he worked hard to learn to blow the whistle, but unfortunately he really can't learn it, and he blows like a broken bellows, which is not out of tune at all.

Even Ren Tingting is too.

Both of them, when it comes to playing tunes, don't seem to have any talent.

Otherwise, Zhang Jing would have tried it himself.

"Listen to music? Zombies like to listen to music?"

Hearing this, Ma Madi, who usually always has a fierce face, couldn't help but be amused, as if he had heard a big joke. Laughed and said: "Lin Jiu, this guy, not only didn't teach you any real skills, but also taught you to be a fool, right? Zombies like to listen to music, and they have never heard of it!"

Zhang Jing raised his eyebrows when he heard this.

If it weren't for the fact that this guy is an elder, and that finding zombies would have to rely on their three masters and apprentices, Zhang Jing would have wanted to turn his face with him now and let him know who was the fool!

After calming down, Zhang Jing shrugged his shoulders and said lightly: "Since you don't want to believe what I said, then I can't help it." Just go your own way and see if you can find the zombies. Anyway, when the three days are up, it's not like I'm going to be shot. ”

"You don't have to worry about it! you just wait and see, you will know what real skills are, and it will open your eyes!"

He snorted coldly, and took his two apprentices, Ah Hao and Ah Qiang, back to the inn where they lived before, ready to catch zombies.

Zhang Jing, Tingting and Ren Zhuzhu also followed.

Ren Zhuzhu didn't know the situation, he didn't know Zhang Jing's true strength, so he naturally didn't feel anything about it, and really thought that Zhang Jing was messing around. After all, using music to catch zombies does sound like, so funny.

But Ren Tingting knew that her brother Jing would not joke at such a time.

I also believe even more that Brother Jing's strength is much stronger than that of Uncle Mamadi!

This zombie, if it is really very powerful, it will definitely depend on Brother Jing in the end, not the three of them.

So Ren Tingting asked, "Brother Jing, there won't be any danger to them, right?"

Zhang Jing smiled and said, "Don't worry." Anyway, everyone is also from the Maoshan faction, even if I don't like them, I won't die without help. When they catch zombies, we go with them and help when they are in danger. ”

Ren Tingting nodded and was relieved.

Ren Zhuzhu shook her head in opposition, and said seriously: "Tingting, Zhang Jing, let's not be rash! We can follow Master Ma Ma Di and them to catch zombies, but if you encounter zombies, don't make trouble." If you disturb them to catch zombies, it's going to be a big problem!"

"Cousin, it's not like this......"

Tingting is very sensible, at this time, she doesn't need Zhang Jing to explain, she took the initiative to protect her man's face, and said: "Brother Jing, he is not a troublemaker." Brother Jing these days, I don't know that I have killed a lot of zombies and ghosts, if the zombie strength is particularly powerful, in the end, I have to rely on Brother Jing to make a move. ”

Ren Zhuzhu still didn't believe it, and said jokingly: "We have an old saying, how do you say it? It's called Xi Shi in the eyes of a lover! Tingting, you are a Xi Shi in the eyes of a lover! Master Ma Ma Di is your uncle and uncle, is his cultivation strength not as good as your brother Jing? If he can't catch a zombie, your brother Jing can still catch it?"

"Yes!" Ren Tingting nodded solemnly and said, "Brother Jing's strength will definitely be more powerful than Uncle Mamadi!"

"Tut-tut......" Ren Zhuzhu shook her head, looked at Zhang Jing with a rather emotional look, and said, "Zhang Jing, it seems that you have firmly attracted my cousin." She believes in you so unconditionally!"

Zhang Jing was not annoyed, and said: "What is the situation, when you see the zombies, you will know." ”

Actions speak louder than words.

For women, Zhang Jing has always had no interest in arguing with them.

As long as they are allowed to see the real situation, they don't have to say anything, and they will naturally believe it.

"Then we'll see. Ren Zhuzhu pursed her lips. After a while, she tilted her head again, looked at Zhang Jing and said, "By the way, do you know that in the West, eighteen years old is considered an adult?"

Zhang Jing frowned and asked puzzledly, "What are you talking about this?"

Ren Zhuzhu smiled at the corner of her mouth and said: "My cousin, she only turned seventeen years old in the second half of this year, and now she is only sixteen years old in the strict sense! In other words, she is still an underage girl! If you fall in love with an underage girl in the Western world, it is a crime!"

"Damn!"

Zhang Jing suddenly felt like he had been poked in the foot.

Madan.

Indeed, when he first met Tingting, he also felt that Tingting was a little young, and in his previous life, at most, she was a little girl who was about to graduate from high school.

So at that time, he felt that although Tingting was beautiful, he didn't have too many ideas.

After all, he can't be a beast and fall in love with an underage girl, right?

Just thinking about it makes me feel guilty.

However, with the contact, it was found that Tingting was far more mature than her age, whether it was mentally or physically, she was actually an adult.

And the longer he came to this world, the more Zhang Jing integrated into this world.

In this world, seventeen-year-old girls are generally already mothers in their families, and their children can go to the street to make soy sauce!

It's normal to fall in love!

So after Zhang Jing and Tingting were together, no one said that he was nothing, but they all felt that it was normal, and they all sent blessings.

As a result, Zhang Jing didn't feel anything awkward, and the guilt in his heart was gone.

But now that he was brought up by Ren Zhuzhu, who had returned from abroad, Zhang Jing couldn't help but feel a little ashamed in his heart, and his guilt was born again!

I'm in a relationship with an underage girl......

Nima!

It's a bit of a sin to think about it!

Seeing Zhang Jing's face turn red, Ren Tingting knew that Brother Jing must be embarrassed in his heart.

Because Brother Jing also took the initiative to tell her about it.

For example, sometimes when she fantasizes about the two getting married, Brother Jing will say that she is still relatively young and will talk about it in another two years.

"Cousin, what are you talking about!" Ren Tingting hurriedly blushed and said dissatisfiedly: "Who is the underage girl? I'm already an adult, okay? Our country is different from the West!"

"Alright, alright. ”

Ren Zhuzhu grinned and said, "I just said it casually, just joking, don't take it so seriously!"

The three of them made a half-joke.

After a while, the three of Ma Ma Di master and apprentice were fully armed and came out of the inn with the guys, ready to go looking for zombies.

At this time, it is almost dark, and the town should be quite lively at this time.

But because of the recent zombies, there are no more people on the street, and the residents Baixin have returned home early, not daring to go out again, for fear of being bitten by zombies.

The three masters and apprentices of Ma Ma Di walked in front, and Zhang Jing followed behind, wandering around the street aimlessly, completely relying on luck.

It's no different from waiting for a rabbit.

As a result, nearly two hours passed, and the moon was in the middle of the sky, and it was already completely late at night.

The crowd didn't even see a single zombie shadow.

Zhang Jing couldn't help it, took Ren Zhuzhu's pocket watch over again, opened it, and began to whisper the tune of the Western song "London Bridge" on the quiet street, thinking about whether he could attract zombies.

According to the plot of the movie, the three masters and apprentices are more related to zombies, and they should bump into zombies.

There's no reason why zombies are missing because of their own joining......

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(The third update!Continue to code words.,I don't know if I can code another chapter tonight.)

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