Chapter 261: The Poor Monk Changed Your Name, Okay?
"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for turning into a little white dog, making a beautiful love between the Bull Demon King and the Iron Fan Princess, rewarding experience points +66!"
Tang Sanzang: "......"
I didn't do anything, but the poor monk was innocent.
Is this what love is called, though?
Doesn't it say that it is good to die, and life and death intersect?
Ahem, seeing that the Bull Demon King and the Iron Fan Princess were about to fight, Tang Sanzang suddenly understood the true meaning of love.
Maybe you really have to live and die! You have to live and die to get by, no problem!
Tang Sanzang took a deep breath, then twisted his body and jumped onto the jade shoulder of the Iron Fan Princess, looking at the Bull Demon King with an unkind expression.
Princess Iron Fan is righteous on her head, and she doesn't care so much.
Soon, she suddenly felt a chill in her neck, and she couldn't help frowning, and turned around to look.
But I saw the little white dog, and licked his neck with his tongue like a thief smile.
"This ......" Princess Iron Fan was furious, and raised her twin swords to stab Tang Sanzang.
The little white dog that Tang Sanzang incarnated incarnated into saw that the situation was not good, so he quickly twisted his butt and jumped onto the two horns of the Bull Demon King.
The Bull Demon King's face changed, and he said continuously: "Fan, don't be impulsive, don't ......"
Before he could finish speaking, Princess Iron Fan directly raised her two swords and raised her head, and the terrifying power exploded instantly, and the Bull Demon King was so frightened that he ran away when he saw that the situation was not good.
"You big carrots, stinky men, all die!"
The Iron Fan Princess chased after her like crazy, and the Bull Demon King was so frightened that he stepped on the black demon cloud and ran faster than anyone else.
Looking at the scene in front of them, the maids who were waiting for the Iron Fan Princess were already surprised.
One of the maids said even more proudly: "I just said that the king won't last long, you see, isn't this it." ”
At this time, a bald-headed monk folded his hands and strode over and said, "This female bodhisattva is absolutely right. Don't look at this bull demon king, he is five big and three thick, but in fact he is very fast, it is really a shame for men, a shame for the Three Realms. ”
Maids: "???"
Why do you feel that this dead monk has something to say?
Also, where did he get out of here?
Facing the bewildered eyes of the maid in Basho Cave, Tang Sanzang smiled slightly and said, "Female Bodhisattvas, the poor monk is here to change fate. ”
"Oh, it turned out to be a monk who turned into a relationship. We happened to have some dinner here, would you like to give you half of it?" A maid couldn't help but cover her mouth and smile when she saw Tang Sanzang looking handsome.
"How embarrassing is this, poor monks don't need any delicacies from the mountains and seas. A few female bodhisattvas only need to give a few big, round and white monks to poor monks....... Ahem, big steamed buns are fine. Tang Sanzang squinted his eyes and said seriously.
"No, you're so thin, will you be malnourished if you only eat steamed buns?" asked a maid very intimately.
"If there was milk to suck, it would be the best. Tang Sanzang clasped his hands together and smiled slightly.
The maids looked at each other, and faintly felt that there was something wrong with what the monk said, but what was wrong, they couldn't say it for a while.
And looking at his serious look, it should just be that we are suspicious.
Soon, the maids ran to find food for Tang Sanzang. Tang Sanzang stood in place, revealing a happy look on his face.
The water-clearing golden crystal beast next to him couldn't see it, and roared at Tang Sanzang.
"Yo, this Bull Demon King ran too fast, he didn't even take the divine beast away, the poor monk should help him. ”
Tang Sanzang squinted his eyes and slowly walked in front of the Water Clearing Golden Crystal Beast.
The water-clearing golden crystal beast looked at the dead bald head in front of it vigilantly, and waited for it, digging the dirt under its feet vigorously, revealing an unkind smile.
"Ignorant human beings, forget about flirting with those few cheap maids, you still want to fight the idea of this seat, if you dare to come over, this divine beast will definitely trample your dog's head up!"
The Water Clearing Golden Crystal Beast was looking at Tang Sanzang with a sneer, and Tang Sanzang walked in front of an ancient tree not far from it and slowly slashed out a palm.
Then the ancient tree, which could only be hugged by four or five people, was instantly cut diagonally into two, and the incision was extremely calm, as if it had been slashed with a divine weapon.
"Are you the Bichi Golden Crystal Beast?" Tang Sanzang smiled slightly, and then said, "Let's go, let's go find your master, okay?"
You are Bichi, who wants to go with you, isn't it good for Lao Tzu to stay here?
There was a look of struggle in the eyes of the Water Clearing Golden Crystal Beast, and then it quickly became firm.
I saw it take a deep breath, and then stretched out its front legs hard...... Kneel directly in front of Tang Sanzang.
"The son can be taught, it is worthy of the Bichi Golden Crystal Beast!" Tang Sanzang sighed with emotion, then rode upside down, drove the divine beast and ran back to his camp.
"Holy monk, I'm not called Bichi Golden Crystal Beast, I'm called Bishui Golden Crystal Beast. The Water Clearing Golden Crystal Beast hesitated, but still said in a low voice.
"So you can still talk?" Tang Sanzang exclaimed as if he had found a treasure.
The Water Clearing Golden Crystal Beast nodded hurriedly, indicating that it was right.
"In this case, the poor monk naturally flows from goodness. Tang Sanzang squinted his eyes and said seriously: "Okay, Bichi Golden Crystal Beast." No problem, Bichi Golden Crystal Beast. ”
Ma Dan, did you really listen to this dead monk? Why does Lao Tzu think you are raising the bar?
The face of the water-clearing golden crystal beast was dark, and his heart was still forgotten, and Lao Tzu was not as knowledgeable as the ordinary.
The golden crystal beast with an unfortunate face wanted to throw Tang Sanzang down, but he was afraid that he would be hit by someone's punch and blow the dog's head, so he had to resign himself to moving forward quickly.
It's just that it's very suspicious, is this dead bald head really taking it to the Bull Demon King?
No matter how you look at it, it looks like he's running away!
Not long after running away, Tang Sanzang lowered his head, squinted his eyes and said, "Bichi Golden Crystal Beast, your name is too long, the poor monk will change your name, okay?"
The Water Clearing Golden Crystal Beast rolled its eyes, and said in his heart that this Bichi Golden Crystal Beast is already embarrassing enough, can you be more perverted?
"Why don't you call it Bichi?" Tang Sanzang said with a smile.
Bi, you big-headed ghost, you scream again, be careful that this divine beast throws you down.
The Water Clearing Golden Crystal Beast was furious, and then Tang Sanzang patted its head lightly, and said with a smile: "Hello Bichi, please take care of it." ”
"You ......" The Water Clearing Golden Crystal Beast was furious, then took a deep breath and said in a low voice: "Meow!"
"Good!" Tang Sanzang smiled and continued to pat the Water Clearing Golden Crystal Beast.
The water-clearing golden crystal beast was aggrieved, and huge tears rolled in its eyes.
Lord Bull Demon King, when are you coming back, you should come back quickly.
If you don't come back, I'm going to be tortured to death by this dead bald head.
This beast is simply dark! There is no light at all!
Even if there is light, it is his dead bald head that is glowing!