Chapter 114: Almost Killed a Saint
Taishang Laojun recited a trick, and with a shake of his hand, he released Sun Wukong and the others from the treasure purple gold red gourd.
"I've seen Taishang Laojun!" Sun Wukong and the others said hello, and the Lingji Bodhisattva behind them flashed to the side.
"Wait, you're so familiar. Taishang Laojun saw Lingji Bodhisattva dressed as a little demon, frowned and asked.
"Not familiar, not familiar at all. Lingji Bodhisattva was afraid that his identity would be revealed, so he hurriedly waved his hand.
Seeing Taishang Laojun, he was a little suspicious, and Lingji Bodhisattva's heart was also up and down.
At this time, Xuanzang smiled slightly, stepped forward and said: "Taishang Laojun, are you dazzled, this little demon is clearly the little demon king bullfrog of Pingdingshan, how can it be the guy of Lingji Bodhisattva." ”
"Besides, the poor monk heard that Lingji Bodhisattva was found hiding in his house and eating feces in his retreat, and now he is busy avoiding all kinds of immortals. ”
Xuanzang replied solemnly: "You see that this little demon looks ordinary, how can he be the kind of person who eats?"
"Moreover, that bastard Lingji Bodhisattva has also cheated us so many times, if he dares to come out, the poor monk will definitely be the first to not let him go!"
Taishang Laojun listened, nodded, and said, "That's right, Lingji Bodhisattva is so busy, he must be busy eating now...... Ahem, you should be ready to eat. ”
Taishang Laojun almost spit out the word eating, although he didn't know why Lingji Bodhisattva had such a unique habit. But in life, who doesn't have a hobby.
It's hard to dismantle!
The Lingji Bodhisattva next to him turned blue when he heard this, but he could only hold back his anger and nodded his head again and again.
Ma Dan, you Tang Sanzang is too much, don't think that this Bodhisattva can't do anything about you!
"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for slandering Lingji Bodhisattva to death, and reward experience points +50!"
After Taishang Laojun released Sun Wukong and the others, he still didn't leave immediately, he always felt that Tang Sanzang in front of him was a little wrong.
"Hehe, can you tell me where my two criminals have gone?"
Taishang Laojun set his eyes on Tang Sanzang and the others, Xuanzang naturally pointed in one direction, and Zhu Bajie and the black bear spirit and others pointed in another direction.
"Tang Sanzang, are you lying to me?!"
Taishang Laojun's face changed slightly, and he stared at Tang Sanzang unceremoniously.
Tang Sanzang exclaimed in his heart, and said in his heart that this ginger is still old and spicy, but the poor monk still has a way.
"Taishang Laojun, don't get me wrong, the poor monk is an honest man in the Three Realms, how could he lie to you. Besides, aren't your two fairies two? They ran in two directions. ”
"Then you just said that they eloped?" Taishang Laojun asked in a deep voice.
"It's not that husband and wife are birds of the same forest, and they fly separately when disaster comes. They should have sensed that Taishang Laojun was coming, so they ran separately. ”
Speaking of this, Xuanzang looked at Taishang Laojun with a look of resentment, and said disdainfully: "Taishang Laojun, you are beating mandarin ducks, you are not kind." ”
Taishang Laojun: "......"
"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for making a death to ridicule Taishang Laojun, and reward experience points +50!"
Although Tang Sanzang repeatedly quibbled, Taishang Laojun still felt that Tang Sanzang was very suspicious. So he secretly recited the magic trick, only to see the void flash, and a seven-star sword appeared in his hand.
"Tang Sanzang, the seven-star sword of this seat!"
Xuanzang was startled, and the corners of his mouth twitched.
Ma Dan, this old guy still has such skills, I can't see it.
As soon as he thought of this, Xuanzang hurriedly clenched his pockets.
A trace of contempt flashed in Taishang Laojun's eyes, and he said in his heart: If you want to be sloppy with the old man, you are not qualified enough.
So, Taishang Laojun's right hand swiped into the air, and a golden rope appeared in his hand.
"Tang Sanzang, the golden rope of this seat!"
Xuanzang: "......"
Under Xuanzang's surprise, Taishang Laojun took back magic weapons such as mutton fat jade bottles and banana fans from Xuanzang.
"Tang Sanzang, now that these treasures have appeared, what else do you have to say?"
Taishang Laojun's expression was pale, and he looked at Tang Sanzang, who claimed to be an honest man in the Three Realms, with an angry face.
Phew!
Xuanzang was also pale, he looked at Taishang Laojun with wide eyes, and said angrily: "Taishang Laojun, the poor Dao knows that you have many magic weapons, but why do you show off in front of the poor monks, you look down on us scripture learners, do you look down on us Western Buddhism?"
Xuanzang directly put a plate of on the head of Taishang Laojun, and the originally proud Taishang Laojun's face suddenly stiffened, and he spoke for a long time.
A moment later, Taishang Laojun was so angry that he spit out a mouthful of old blood.
"Congratulations to the host for being so angry that Lao Jun vomits blood, and the experience value is +100. ”
Taishang Laojun was so angry that the corners of his mouth twitched, and he pointed at Tang Sanzang and said: "Nonsense, this is what this seat took from you, and this is clearly what you hidden." ”
"Really?" Xuanzang squinted his eyes and set his gaze on Lingji Bodhisattva: "Did you see this old guy searching my body just now?"
Lingji Bodhisattva shook his head and said no.
"What about Wukong, Bajie, and Sha Seng?"
Sun Wukong and the others also shook their heads very decisively.
"What about you, old black?" Xuanzang set his eyes on the black bear spirit, and the black bear spirit looked confused.
"This old pit ...... Ahem, what are you talking nonsense, old man, it's clear that you summoned the magic weapon out, what's the matter with this holy monk? ”
The black bear spirit silently recited a mantra, and then a black tasseled spear appeared in front of him.
Sun Wukong scratched his ear, and the golden hoop stick caught his hand.
Sha Seng and Zhu Bajie and others also summoned their own weapons.
Without waiting for Tang Sanzang to argue, Taishang Laojun spit out a mouthful of old blood again.
"Congratulations to the host for bullying the old man with his apprentice, experience +100!"
Taishang Laojun took a deep breath and stared at the people in front of him, and it took a long time to suppress the anger in his heart.
"Well, now there are only two gold and silver boys left in this seat, if this seat is not bad, those two must be put away by you. ”
Hearing Taishang Laojun say this, Xuanzang's heart jumped, and before he could react, Taishang Laojun slashed, and the sky-swallowing gourd appeared directly in mid-air.
Taishang Laojun: "???"
Taishang Laojun glanced at the Heaven Swallowing Gourd and sneered: "It seems that you have taken them in ......"
Before he could finish speaking, this sky-swallowing gourd exploded directly, and Taishang Laojun was caught off guard and was directly blown away three meters away.
"Congratulations to the host for almost killing a saint, +500 experience!"
When Xuanzang heard this, his face showed great joy, but he immediately ran over crying.
"Swallowing the sky gourd, you died so miserably, I didn't expect my black-haired person to send you a white-haired person, it's all poor monks, and I didn't take good care of you......"
Originally, Taishang Laojun thought that Tang Sanzang would come over to help him up, but he didn't expect this guy to cry for a magic weapon.
"Ma Dan, is it possible that this seat can't even compare to a magic weapon?"
As soon as he thought of this, Taishang Laojun spit out another mouthful of old blood.