"Yuejing Country, it's indeed a little strange. Guanyin Bodhisattva was thoughtful, and the Bodhisattva next to him frowned, and after a few silent words, he gave his hand and left.

"The Great Trend to the Bodhisattva, why are you so anxious to go?" Guanyin Bodhisattva hurriedly shouted to the Great Trend to the Bodhisattva.

The Bodhisattva shook his head and said, "Don't don't, I don't want to be welcomed by the people in the city!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "......"

Wooden Fork Emissary: "......"

What's the matter, what kind of ghost name did this dead monk take, he can't be dead!

"Damn Tang Sanzang, this seat is going down to teach him a good lesson!" Guanyin Bodhisattva was so angry that he trembled, and he was impatient to go down directly.

"Your Holiness, the Buddha's Dharma meeting is about to begin, what should I do if the Buddha can't find you later?"

"Then say that this seat is gone!" Guanyin Bodhisattva dropped a sentence, suddenly felt that something was wrong, stomped his feet angrily, and said with a dark face: "That's it, just let this Tang Sanzang continue to mess around, anyway, this road to the west is almost over." ”

After speaking, Guanyin Bodhisattva turned around and left.

"Venerable One, aren't you going to the Moon Purge?" the Wooden Fork Emissary asked cautiously.

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "......"

Damn, don't mention those two words, okay?

Or, can you add another national character?

Just when Guanyin Bodhisattva was jumping in anger, Tang Sanzang looked up at General Yin, and said with an unkind face: "General Yin, what do you mean by this, why do you rob the merits of poor monks?"

General Yin raised his head and looked at Tang Sanzang sincerely, and said softly: "Holy monk, the little one didn't rob you of your merits, and from beginning to end, I used your name to promote Buddhism, and the little one didn't have any selfish intentions at all. ”

"If you don't believe it, the little ones are willing to go with you to the ends of the earth, go to the west to learn scriptures, see the stars and the moon, and follow the work of dogs and horses. General Yin said very seriously.

"Don't don't, don't, can we talk well?" Tang Sanzang was afraid of General Yin, if this guy really went with him to get the Western Scriptures, wouldn't he have lost a lot of experience in vain?

"The poor monk is still planning to brush up on his experience to become a saint, and he must not let your little demon spoil my big thing. ”

Tang Sanzang thought for a while, then took out another map, and said in a deep voice: "General Yin, the poor monk and his party are going to the West Heaven to learn scriptures, this is a map along the road, you know what to do." ”

General Yin didn't understand anything, and hurriedly clenched his fists and said Tang Sanzang, you go all the way.

"Bah, you're leaving!" Tang Sanzang rolled his eyes, not angry.

"Then I wish you all the best in the west!" General Yin hurriedly added.

Tang Sanzang: "......"

"Or, I wish you an early ascent to the Western Heavenly Elysium?" General Yin asked tentatively.

Tang Sanzang: "......"

No, no, no, you can say a few more words while you can still speak, there will not be many opportunities in the future!

Seeing Tang Sanzang's face gloomy, General Yin didn't dare to talk nonsense, and after repeatedly saying goodbye to Tang Sanzang, he planned to slip away.

"Great, with a little ingenuity, I can finally get rid of this damn Tang Sanzang. General Yin secretly rejoiced, and said in his heart that as long as he didn't go west again, he would definitely never run into Tang Sanzang and the others again.

But before he could take two steps, he was stopped by Tang Sanzang.

"Does the holy monk have any other orders?" General Yin had a big heart and a small heart, and hurriedly lowered his head and asked.

"No, the poor monk got a set of shampoos and care sets a few days ago, which is said to be able to grow hair, do you want to try it?" Tang Sanzang smiled and took out the hair enhancement cream.

Looking at the green hair enhancement cream, General Yin shuddered.

"Ahem, this thing can't be smeared on the top of your head, right?" General Yin took a deep breath and asked tentatively.

"Hehe, then if you don't wipe it on the top of your head, do you plan to wipe it on other places?" Tang Sanzang asked with a smile on his face.

"But why is it green? can't it be any other color?" General Yin asked in horror.

"Green shows that it is pure natural and pollution-free, and others can't ask for it. Tang Sanzang looked at General Yin with disdain.

"Come on, let the poor monk wipe it on you, and make sure your hair grows soon. ”

After speaking, Tang Sanzang directly pulled General Yin over, raised the hair enhancement cream and poured it on top of his head, and the uproar flowed all over General Yin's head.

"Don't be anxious, the poor monk will wipe it for you. Tang Sanzang happily looked at General Yin, who was so green that people panicked that the top of his head was even brighter, and the smile on his face became even brighter.

"Can the little one go?" General Yin knew that Tang Sanzang was going to play a prank on himself, but he didn't dare to disobey, so he had to resist everything and accept it silently.

It's better to live than to die!

"By the way, the poor monk wants to tell you that after applying this hair enhancement cream, you must wait for it to dry for three days and three nights before you can wash your hair, otherwise, it will only grow three hairs. Tang Sanzang solemnly admonished.

General Yin: "......"

What's the hell, what the hell is this, why do you have to wait for three days and three nights, and why can you only grow three hairs?

General Yin was messy in the wind, and he didn't know what to say for a while.

So, General Yin ran away with a green putty on his head.

Halfway through, he met the black bear spirit, and the black bear spirit looked at General Yin with a shocked expression: "Fourth, why are you green? No, why did you run this way?"

When General Yin saw the black bear spirit, he cried with excitement for a while: "I...... I'm so hard!

"Don't be in a hurry, speak slowly!" the black bear spirit comforted General Yin, and then silently took out wine, peanuts, desserts, and fruits......

General Yin: "......"

After General Yin told the whole story of the matter, Sun Wukong was so frightened that he almost swallowed the remaining half of the banana, and Zhu Bajie was so shocked that he ate all the bowls of boat porridge......

You are too dead, you actually snatched merit from the master, and you are still alive, it is really the blessing of your ancestors.

The black bear chewed peanuts and melon seeds, and said casually: "That's it, and the fact that you were green by the holy monk, why are you just a few words." ”

General Yin: "......"

"Ahem, if there's nothing wrong, big brother, I'm leaving!" General Yin looked at everyone looking like they were watching a good show, and couldn't help but tremble in his heart, and said in his heart, I'd better slip away first.

What if, what if the damn Tang Sanzang comes back?

"What's the hurry, the holy monk, he just shaved the hair on the top of your head, and it won't get in the way. The black bear spirit comforted General Yin for a few words, and then enthusiastically kept him behind.

"By the way, you and my brother have a rare meeting, and there is nothing good for you for my brother, so I will give you this primeval snake egg. The black bear spirit squinted his eyes and directly stuffed the snake egg in his hand to General Yin.