Da Kui's situation is simply unbearable.Lu Bingyan has already calculated it.Da Kui has been drunk for three days, and he is already hungry at this moment.So there is this trick.

Wang Xiyuan saw that Da Kui was so unorthodox.Even if he was a colleague, he couldn't help frowning.But Da Kui is a good product.Wang Xiyuan is only a fourth product.Although he is a pacifier, it is inconvenient to say anything.Poor Da Kui is holding a white 'chicken' in his hand.With 'meat' in his mouth, he can't speak at the moment.Everyone's eyes converge.Can't help but blush.If there is a 'hole' on the stage, he will specify to drill in.

However, Lu Zhai laughed and said: "Oh, Lord Zhang's 'sexuality' is a person, I'm afraid I'm hungry when I'm drunk these days." The lord of Lu Zhai paused and said: "Lord Zhang likes the food of this village, you might as well eat more, this is also the honor of this village.

As he spoke, the lord of Lu Zhai glared at Lu Binglan fiercely, and then beckoned everyone to drink, and tried his best to draw everyone's attention away from Da Kui.

Lu Binglan succeeded in her plan, and couldn't help but be very proud, raised her pretty face and looked at the starry sky, and didn't even look at Da Kui.

Da Kui's lungs are about to explode.He is greedy for wine and stirs up Lu Binglan's recruitment meeting.This Lu Binglan holds a grudge and waits for an opportunity to take revenge.She has succeeded again and again.Don't give her a little look.She really thinks of a tiger and doesn't send a cat.When I Zhang Dakui is critically ill.Da Kui looks at Lu Binglan.I can't help but have a plan.

Da Kui didn't say anything, got up and walked off the stage, it was common for someone to leave the table halfway through the banquet, so everyone didn't care when they saw Da Kui get up.

Da Kui got out of the stands and walked straight to no man's land, where there was a meadow, and there was a rice field in the distance.

Everyone in the stands talked happily, and from time to time there was a burst of happy laughter.

After a while, Da Kui returned to the stands and sat back on the seat.

Lu Binglan saw that Da Kui left the table as if nothing had happened, and returned to his seat at this moment, without eating, drinking, or talking, and couldn't help but be a little curious in his heart.

Da Kui looked at Lu Binglan and just smiled, and continued to listen to people.

As the saying goes: Curiosity kills cats, Da Kui doesn't speak, Lu Binglan is even more suspicious, so he asks again: "Master Zhang, the little 'girl' asks you, why don't you pay attention to others?"

Seeing this, Lu Binglan was busy checking on his own Zhou, and didn't notice anything wrong.

Da Kui's face was mysterious.He beckoned to Lu Binglan.Lu Binglan was curious.So he stepped forward and leaned out.Da Kui stretched out his hand to block his mouth.He opened his mouth mysteriously.

Lu Binglan was about to hear what Da Kui said, but she saw Da Kui's mouth, and a small head protruded from the mouth.

"Ah~~." Lu Binglan let out a hysterical exclamation, and immediately fainted in fright, and as soon as her body went limp, she slipped under the table.

Da Kui's hand on the side of his mouth wiped his mouth, and then he exclaimed, "Miss Lu, what's wrong with you?"

A table of banquets that had been eaten well made Lu Binglan's screams and shouts so that he lost his appetite. Everyone gathered around Lu Binglan's body.

"What's wrong with you, kid." Lu Zhai asked the reason, Lu Binglan looked around, saw Da Kui standing in front of him with a concerned face, and couldn't help but stretch out his hand and point at Da Kui with a frightened face, but he couldn't even speak.

The Lord of Lu Zhai saw Lu Binglan pointing at Da Kui, but Da Kui had an innocent face. What does it mean that the woman is pointing at Mr. Zhang.Mr. Zhang's intentions are not good.No, what can he do in front of everyone's eyes.

Lu Binglan said intermittently for a long time: "Ah, Bo, he is a monster." When this sentence came out, the audience couldn't help but be shocked. Lu Binglan's crying pear 'flower' with rain was not miserable, only to hear her continue: "He has eyes on his tongue and two small claws." What Lu Binglan said, not only was the Lord of Lu Zhai stunned, but everyone present was unclear.

The lively and jubilant singing and dancing venue fell silent again, and people gathered around the stands to see what was going on.

"Miss Lu, I'm afraid you've misunderstood, how can this official be a monster." Da Kui still looks innocent.

The atmosphere condensed for a while, and everyone couldn't help but talk about it. Wang Xiyuan stood up and shouted: "There must be something strange about this matter. Maybe Miss Lu is tired, so she hallucinates."

Lu Binglan cried and stretched out her hand to point at Da Kui and said, "I'm not mistaken.His tongue has long eyes and long claws.I don't believe you let him open his mouth to see." The tone was very firm, and it was hard to believe.

The lord of Lu Zhai and Wang Xiyuan were very embarrassed. Zhang Dakui, as a dignified product in the imperial court, how could he casually open his mouth and let everyone inspect it.

Who knew that Da Kui didn't care, nodded and said: "Since Miss Lu has this intention, this official will give up this face. Saying that, Da Kui opened his mouth to Lu Zhai, stretched out his tongue, and in order to seek justice, Da Kui opened his mouth and turned in a circle.

What everyone saw was just two ordinary rows of neat teeth, and tongues, where were the eyes and little claws, and Lu Binglan saw that Da Kui opened his mouth and there was nothing unusual, and couldn't help but say: "He just had eyes on his tongue, and there were two ......." Lu Binglan didn't finish his words, only to hear the Lord of Lu Zhai shout: "Enough."

Lu Zhai stood up angrily and ordered someone to send Lu Binglan home.

When Lu Binglan was sent away, and when the Lord of Lu Zhai invited everyone to the table again, Wang Xiyuan smiled and said, "Today, I am grateful for the hospitality of Lord Lu Zhai, and this official and Master Zhang will take their leave."

Da Kui also said: "Let Miss Lu be inexplicably frightened, this official is deeply ashamed, how dare you disturb each other again, and leave here."

"Hey, the two adults are thousands of miles away, how can you leave in a hurry, it's too late today, besides, your chariot and horse team is very complicated, it's better to find a place to rest in this village, and it's not too late to leave tomorrow." The lord of Lu Zhai is sincere.

Da Kui and Wang Xiyuan glanced at each other, and Da Kui nodded and said, "So, I'm sorry."

"Where is this, it's a guest from afar, and it's a distinguished guest, it's too late to welcome this village, why bother to say it." The lord of Lu Zhai laughed and ordered people to clean up a few clean wooden buildings for Da Kui and Wang Xiyuan and others to live in.

Da Kui, Wang Xiyuan, and the others walked all the way to the village under the leadership of the villagers. Lu Binglan was frightened, pointed at Da Kui and said that Da Kui was a monster.

Da Kui smiled and didn't answer, just stretched out his right hand and spread out his palm. Wang Xiyuan then lit up with the light of the moon and the torch in the hand of his entourage, and then he saw that Da Kui was actually a frog in his hand.

It turned out that Da Kui was bent on fixing Lu Binglan, but he went to the rice field and caught a frog, and when he returned to the table, he put the frog in his mouth. Da Kui deliberately held his breath and did not breathe, and the frog in his mouth naturally panicked. When he pretended to talk to Lu Binglan, the frog poked its head out of his mouth to breathe.

Don't say that Lu Binglan is a 'female' stream, even if the man who doesn't know what is going on, he will be scared into a cold sweat when he sees it, especially at night, when the lights are unknown, this trick has really worked wonders.

Wang Xiyuan couldn't help but smile bitterly when he saw that Da Kui was so old but still childlike.

"Oh, Master Zhang is really an old naughty boy." Wang Xiyuan smiled and counted Da Kui, but Da Kui didn't care.

"Lord Wang doesn't know anything, you can't be serious about everything, you must be a person with the state of mind of being born, and you should do things with the state of mind of entering the world." Da Kui said meaningfully.

Wang Xiyuan did not agree: "In the year of establishment, you should accept the stubborn heart, you must know that Lu Binglan is a 'female' stream, how can Lord Zhang be careless about it." Wang Xiyuan's words implied that Da Kui had gone a little too far.

Da Kui smiled disapprerovingly: "You can't be careless in doing things, and you can't be too serious." Da Kui sank for a moment before he said again: "Lord Wang wants to say, playthings lose their minds, play people lose their morality, hehehehe." Wang Xiyuan didn't speak, but he didn't refute it.

(PS: You may be familiar with the phrase "playthings lose their minds", and this sentence was originally preceded by a sentence "playing people lose their morality". About 3,000 years ago, after King Wu of Zhou eliminated the king of Shang, Weide was widely sent by the four seas, there was a barbarian state in the west, and a mastiff dog was more than four feet high, and he could understand people's intentions, and he was fierce and good at fighting with people.

The play here means not respecting the personality of others, insulting and 'teasing' others at will. Playthings are indulged in the things you like, and even can't extricate yourself.Zhao Gongxiu thinks that a virtuous monarch will not insult the personality of others.If you insult a gentleman, a gentleman will not do his best for your cause; if you insult a villain, the villain will not do his best for your cause.A monarch who likes to play with people will lose the heart of a gentleman and the power of a villain.His dominance will be difficult to maintain.As for playthings, the monarch will devote a lot of 'fine' energy and time.' Spend 'on the things you like, where do you still have the heart to care about political affairs.)

Da Kui continued: "Dealing with the world with a game mentality is the foundation of being a human being.

Wang Xiyuan was very upright, and said: "Lu Binglan is a 'female' after all."

Da Kui laughed and said: "Doesn't the 'female' flow hurt people.".