Chapter 29 The regent and the emperor are so naïve

Beigong Chen and Beigong Yi saw that the Queen Mother was coming, so they each withdrew their murderous aura and bowed to the Queen Mother with their fists in court.

Beigong Yu Chu and Luochen also saluted out of politeness.

The Queen Mother looked at the sons, daughters and daughters-in-law who were so well-behaved on the surface that they didn't want to have sons, daughters, and daughters-in-law, and most of her anger disappeared.

Luochen looked at the domineering momentum of the Queen Mother, and then quietly leaned next to Beigong Yuchu and asked, "That girl is not like a good person, do you know who that is? Is it the villain in the book?"

Beigong Yuchu replied in a low voice: "That's the Queen Mother, she is a good person, she has a bit of a big temper, and your attitude is more respectful." ”

"The mourning family was just about to take a lunch break, and they heard that there were two sons here who were going to fight, so they came to see, Yi Bin, tell me what happened?" asked the Queen Mother.

"I saw a blue-clothed subordinate bullying Yu Chu, so he avenged Yu Chu, but I didn't expect the regent to protect this blue-clothed person. Beigong Yi said while looking at Luochen with contemptuous eyes.

Beigong Yuchu saw Beigong Yihan's eyes looking at Luochen, and his heart was startled: Hey, hey, what, you can't look at Luoluo like this, she is your daughter-in-law in the future, be careful that your daughter-in-law's heart was also robbed by the elm.

Luochen hugged and said, "When did I bully Beigong Yuchu." ”

After Beigong Yi heard this, he finally suppressed a little bit of fire, and now it came up again, so he raised his hand and planned to send Luochen a big mouth.

But when the hand was still 10 centimeters away from the dust, it was held by Beigong Chen, and the two of them had about the same strength, and they were frozen in mid-air, unable to move.

Beigong Chen said: "What is the emperor doing, why do you still have to do it?"

This scene, the Queen Mother took it all in her eyes, and at the same time secretly sighed in her heart: Fortunately, Li'er married Chen'er, don't let it, Li'er's character, I don't know how many times I have been beaten by Yi Bin's kid.

Suddenly, Beigong Yi Yi withdrew his hand, and then asked: "The regent is protecting a mission like this, and he is still a man, aren't you afraid that your princess will come up and get angry?"

Beigong Chen chuckled, and then said, "No." ”

"Oh, is it? from the noble person who is careful in his heart, he doesn't care after he gets it?" Beigong Yi said sarcastically.

"It's like someone who has had a crush on someone for many years and hasn't held hands. Beigong Chen said with a smile.

"When a person was young, every time he practiced calligraphy, he would be distracted and write the name of his sweetheart. Beigong Yi said.

"Someone, who doesn't even know the name of his sweetheart, has been liking like a fool for five years. Beigong Chen said.

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So, the two of them attacked each other for scandals, one more violent than the other, and the soldiers around them were amazed and discussed.

Soldier A: I didn't expect the regent to have this habit, I didn't expect it!

Soldier B: yes, I feel incredible, too.

Soldier C: Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, did you hear me, I didn't expect the emperor to be a virgin.

Soldier D: Hahaha, yes, yes, no wonder he doesn't have a single concubine in his harem.

Soldier B: Hahahaha, the harem is empty.

Soldier E: Hahahaha, yes yes.

"One is the emperor, the king of a country, the other is the regent, the current court in charge, he is not ashamed, you all go to the Qing room to copy the four books and five classics 900 times, and if you can't finish copying, you are not allowed to go back, permanent, you go to supervise them. The Queen Mother suddenly said angrily.

"No!" replied the standing one.

Then, the permanent set walked up to Beigong Chen and Beigong Yibin, and said to them: "Your Majesty, Regent, please." ”

So, Beigong Chen told Hao Dark De to protect Luochen, and Beigong Yi told Jinyi Wei to protect Beigong Yuchu, so he reluctantly went to the Qing room.

When they left, they were still worried and looked at their own little livers.

The Queen Mother saw that the two brothers in Beigong had gone away, so she said to Luochen and Yu Chu: "You come with me." ”

So, Luochen and Yu Chu went to Ci'an Palace with the Queen Mother with apprehension, waiting to be scolded.

But I never expected that the Queen Mother would smile at them very kindly: "Li'er, you haven't come to see the mourning family for a long time, the mourning family looks like you." ”

Luochen was suddenly blinded, why is the Queen Mother's attitude towards me different from what Beigong Chen said? Could it be that there is a bomb?

But Beigong Yuchu pouted and said coquettishly: "Hmph, the imperial grandmother only loves Sister Shuli, not me." ”

After hearing this, the Queen Mother smiled and said, "How can there be?

Luochen came back to his senses and said to the Queen Mother: "Thank you for your concern." ”

"It's hard to come to the palace, or don't play for a few more days before leaving. The Queen Mother asked.

"Yes.......... Will the prince agree?" asked Luochen.

The Queen Mother smiled and said: "Hahaha, Li'er, you don't have to worry about this, I just punished them to copy the Four Books and Five Classics, it is estimated that they will be able to copy it in a week, I will arrange a place for you later, and you will find it to live here." ”

Beigong Yuchu suddenly interjected: "Grandma Huang, why don't you let Sister Shuli go to me." ”

"Okay, well, knowing that you have had a good relationship since childhood, then Li'er will go to your Jade and Palace. The Queen Mother smiled, and then, the Queen Mother said: "Today, you will have dinner at my place, the palace happened to be in the Phoenix City, bring some corn, and wait for you to make the corn rib soup that you loved to eat when you were young." ”

"Good. Luochen and Yu Chu replied in unison.

Clearing the room

Beigong Chen and Beigong Yi were on the desk, concentrating on copying the scriptures, and the permanent staff was supervising on the side.

Suddenly, there was something going on, and he walked out of the Qing room.

After Beigong Chen saw that the permanent set walked out, he went to Beigong Yi Hui and looked at the words copied by Beigong Yi Bin.

"Tut-tut, after so many years, the emperor's words are still so old, and they have not grown. Beigong Chen said.

"Tut-tut, for so many years, every time it's because of you, I've been punished for harming me. Beigong Yi paused and looked at Beigong Chendao.

"I remember, when you were younger, you liked to turn your pen, and you looked funny, so you wanted to be like this. Then, Beigong Chen deliberately followed Beigong Yibin's previous appearance, took the brush in his hand, and turned it around a few times, just to satirize Beigong Yihan.

Unexpectedly, because of the ink on the brush, when the pen was turned, the ink splashed on the clothes of Beigong Yihui and Beigong Chen.

"Beigong Chen!" Beigong Yi looked at the ink marks on his body and roared angrily. ☄ฺ(◣д◢)☄ฺ

"Harm, a piece of clothing soon, the emperor probably doesn't miss this one, right? It's really not good, I'll compensate you for one." Beigong Chen said. (  ̄ ▽ ̄)o

Beigong Yi ignored Beigong Chen's words, just dipped the brush in his hand with ink, and then threw the ink at Beigong Chen.

It may be that Beigong Yihan's technique is not good, and the ink did not fall on Beigong Chen's clothes, but on Beigong Chen's face.

Beigong Chen has been more concerned about his appearance since he was a child, but today his handsome and dashing face was stained, so the fire came up, so he directly picked up the inkstone and splashed the ink inside on Beigong Yihui.

Beigong Yihan was of course even more angry, so he also picked up the inkstone and splashed ink on Beigong Chen.

After a while, the ink in the inkstone of the two of them was splashed, but Beigong Chen and Beigong Yi were still not relieved, so they each picked up the ink strip, grinded the ink on the inkstone, and added some water to splash it on each other's faces.

Soon, the ink strip had been polished by them, and they looked at each other's dark faces, pointed at each other with one hand, and laughed with one hand on their stomachs.

Beigong Yihan: Hahaha, Beigong Chen, you are so ugly.

Beigong Chen: You are also ugly, your teeth are black.

Beigong Yibin: No, no, no, it's not as good as you, you can't see it if you don't look carefully at it.

Beigong Chen: It's as if you're not so dark, look in the mirror more!

At this time, the permanent one pushed the door and entered, and said: "Your Majesty, the regent, the queen mother told you to use the evening ................."

After seeing the people inside, he was startled, who were these two people who were wearing black clothes and still black? Where did the emperor and the regent go? Could it be ...............

"Bold assassin, you actually broke into the Qing room, tell me where you hid the regent and the emperor?"

Beigong Chen stood up and wanted to explain, but after seeing Beigong Chen standing up, he pointed at Beigong Chen nervously and said, "You....... You......... What do you want to do, what, do you still want to kill people?"

Then, before Beigong Chen and Beigong Yi had a chance to explain, the permanent set shouted: "Someone, there are assassins, come quickly." ”

Soon, Kiyo was surrounded by a large crowd of soldiers.

"This place is already surrounded by our people, why don't you tell me where you have hidden our emperor and regent?" asked the permanent one very seriously.

"This king is the regent. Beigong Chen said.

"Cut, you black don't know what it is, and you dare to call yourself the regent, if you are the regent, then the person next to you is not the emperor, hehehe, I am still the king of heaven!"

"I am the emperor. Beigong Yi Huang suddenly stood up and replied, that spirit was a little scary.

Standing was frightened, so he took a closer look at the two of them, only to find that the facial features were indeed the emperor and the regent, so he hurriedly knelt down and said: "The emperor's regent atonements, the little one has eyes and no beads!"

Beigong Chen and Beigong Yi looked at him, and then thought separately,

Beigong Chen: I don't even know this king anymore, waste, I'm so angry, but I can't be angry, after all, the queen mother's well, we can't afford to mess with it.

Beigong Yihan: Atonement? I want to kill you, but I have the heart, but I don't have the courage! You have the Queen Mother to protect you, I don't dare!

"That's it, what's the matter with you?" Beigong Chen said.

The permanent replied: "The Queen Mother invites the regent and the emperor to have dinner together." ”

Beigong Yi said: "Just the two of us?"

The permanent member replied: "No, there are also Princess Regent and Princess Yu Chu with him. ”

Beigong Yi said: "The princess regent is also here?"

The permanent didn't say much, only said, "Hmm." ”