Chapter 51, The Huge Bet
"It's a failure!" Qiu Luoluo touched his head, his forehead darkened, and he sighed in disappointment, "I have calculated everything, why did I forget this stubble." Why didn't you remind me, Xiao Yanque, then what's the point of me pretending to be a man?"
Xiao Yanque was speechless. She has always been with Qiu Luoluo, surrounded by the fragrance of dew and cold flowers all day long, and she must have a lot of floral fragrance, although she is not as violent as Qiu Luoluo's violent things to bathe in essence, but it is also a fragrance lingering, and under this environment for a long time, it is natural to be accustomed to the fragrance of flowers, how can you pay attention to this.
"Miss!" said Xiao Yanque, "this bald man has a bad heart, and now he knows our secrets, so he can't keep him, and he must be killed." ”
The bald man groaned, touched his bare head, and smiled wryly, "What does this have to do with me?" Then, he kicked the hilt of the knife, and the long knife was across his chest. He said, "I intended to let the two beauties live." When you are caught and returned, you will be a lady who crushes the village, won't you be a god-given marriage, achieve a good thing, and live a happy life. I can't believe that you are a femme fatale, thinking about killing me?"
"Audacious, Hugh's wild words. Xiao Yanque was furious, "You stinky and shameless thing, dare to eat my three swords?"
The bald man smiled instead, "What can you do if you eat three swords?" Could it be that after the three swords, you will leave me, go back to the mountain with me, give birth to seven or eight big fat boys, and be a good wife and mother?"
"Short-lived ghost, I'm afraid you won't be blessed!" Xiao Yanque said, his anger leaked out, and he picked up his sword and left, but unexpectedly, the short sword was stopped by Qiu Luoluo with a feather fan.
This feather fan seems to be ordinary, but it is actually ordinary. Fan bones made of bamboo, fan surfaces made of rice paper. But in Qiu Luoluo's hands, it has become a solid weapon.
She used her fan bone to pull away Xiao Yanque's strong sword, and said with a shallow smile: "Don't be in a hurry to kill him first!" Then, Qiu Luoluo turned his head to the bald man and muttered, "You don't need to bet with her, how about you eat my three swords, and I will marry you?"
"Is this true?" the bald man stretched his neck, stretched out his tongue and licked the corners of his mouth, swallowing a mouthful of spit, "This beauty, you have the appearance of a country and a city, this is really a creation between heaven and earth." If I, Hong Haotian, can marry you back to the cottage, I will definitely wear and drink every day in the future, set up a platform, make a statue, and make offerings for you, so that the little ones will kneel and worship every day. ”
"You don't need to make offerings!" Qiu Luoluo smiled coldly, "Are you sure you can eat my three swords?"
"Don't talk about the three swords. The bald man smiled and said, "Even if it's ten swords, twenty swords, one hundred swords, I'm willing too." If you eat well, you will win the return of beauty, if you can't eat it, it's a big deal. Who has not died in life since ancient times, and he can still be a merry ghost when he dies under the peony flower, but..."
"But what?" Xiao Yanque was furious, "You dare to say one more stupid thing, see if I don't tear your mouth apart." ”
"This grumpy little girl, you are probably this young lady's maid!" said the man disdainfully, "the appearance is not bad, but it is far worse than the young lady, and when your young lady marries me, will you also accompany me." In that case, I'm busy, and I have to train well, you wild man. ”
Qiu Luoluo stretched out his hand to stop the mad little Yanque, and snorted, "Don't say it so early. You may not be able to stop me with three swords. In this case, I said my chips, and you should also talk about your chips. ”
The bald man had more than a dozen robbers at his side, and they were holding swords one by one, looking eager to try. The bald man fell into a brief meditation.
He secretly thought that at this juncture, in front of his subordinates, it was not okay to do something embarrassing, otherwise this temporarily pulled up mountain might become a wedding dress for others in an instant.
He Hong Haotian, since he practiced martial arts, a long knife, a "Mountain Splitting Knife Method" on the rivers and lakes, not to mention sweeping the Quartet, and never encountered a real opponent, so in weapons, he will not lose to the other party.
Long-term martial arts practice has made him strong and full of fine flesh, and there is absolutely no fat at all. The last time he was in the village to elect the king of the mountain, he relied on a pair of arms to lift the big tripod weighing more than 100 catties in the middle of the courtyard, so that he scared off all the competitors without much effort, so he had today's status. Therefore, I think that I will not fall behind in strength, especially if the other party is still a seemingly weak woman.
"Cheng!" After the bald man calculated seriously, he said arrogantly, "I will eat your three swords, if I lose, I am willing to dispose of it, but the ugly words are ahead, if I win, you have to go back with me and give birth to a few dolls." ”
"Okay, seeing you so refreshing, you can be regarded as a man!" Qiu Luoluo handed the feather fan to Xiao Yanque, tucked the green robe to his belt, and said contemptuously, "I don't want to kill people today, I won't take your life, so you don't have to be nervous." My request is that if I win you, I will immediately let your men retreat, and for the rest of my life, be a dog by my side that is absolutely loyal to me, and be a stool for me whenever and wherever I want, how about it?"
The bald man hesitated.
Shi can be killed but not humiliated, to a woman, to be a dog and a meat stool for a lifetime such a heart-wrenching thing, how many men can do it?
Right now, the caravan's goods are in hand, so why bother?
So, without waiting for the bald man to agree, his subordinates whispered to persuade him.
"Boss, this can't work, you will be a stool for people for a lifetime, what should we do?"
"Yes, boss, even if she looks a little beautiful, women are just men's playthings after all, without this plaything, there are still a lot of rivers and lakes, why make such a serious bet?"
"Wait for us to go up together, catch these two girls, and when we go back, we will be the same as the boss and your wife. ”
However, at the moment, this bald man, obsessed with Qiu Luoluo's beauty, was unable to extricate himself for a while, and he was probably quite confident in his own strength, he was indifferent to the bitter persuasion of his subordinates, but scolded him in a broken mouth: "You dogs, what are you calling nonsense? Lao Tzu set up a gambling contract, Lao Tzu is happy to lose, go and go, what are you doing in a daze, kill these bastards of Longxiang raised by the dog, and give Lao Tzu a bastard who does not stay." ”
"Miss!" Xiao Yanque was not worried that Qiu Luoluo would lose, she said, "Why don't you kill this bastard, what's the use of keeping it?"
"Wouldn't it be nice to have a stool for you, and besides, I think it's fun to have a dog around. Qiu Luoluo said.
"Greedy and shameless, doing all kinds of evil, this kind of dog, it is not safe to stay around. ”
"Just break his teeth. ”
"Miss!" Xiao Yanque asked knowingly, "Do you really want to do this?"
"What do you think?"
"Beauty. The bald man took advantage of Qiu Luoluo and Xiao Yanque to talk, and had already put on a parrying posture, "I'm ready, when will you do it." ”
Qiu Luoluo looked at the bald man, and saw that his feet were diverging one after the other, and his feet were nested into two small pits on the ground, and the soil and grass floated on the surface of his feet. The two hands clenched the hilt of the knife, the long knife was held in front of him, the shoulder muscles were tense, and the posture of bending over was like a shrimp soldier preparing for battle. So, Qiu Luoluo suddenly felt particularly funny, so she pointed to the sword in the hand of one of the robbers, "Give me that, I didn't have a sword, so I used it." ”
"Fuck you, give her the sword. The bald man saw that his subordinates were a little hesitant, and couldn't help scolding: "Who the hell will cry and mourn again, Lao Tzu will be the first to clean him up after a while." ”
The moment Qiu Luoluo took the long sword, a force was transmitted to the sword body, this was a curly bladed long sword with rust marks, just ordinary. But in Qiu Luoluo's hands, it suddenly seemed to be plated with a layer of gold, revealing a touch of light and shining brightly. Of course, all this is an illusion, and to outsiders, it is just a crude weapon flowing from a country blacksmith shop.
"Are you ready?" Qiu Luoluo said.
The man moved his feet, and found that there was a solid rock under his feet, and he said impatiently, "Come, my lovely little lady, I can't wait to marry you back." ”
"My good dog!" Qiu Luoluo finished speaking, and took an incredible step under his feet, as if stepping on the trajectory of the stars in the sky, and the next moment, the long sword went straight towards the bald man at a speed that was invisible to the naked eye.