"Also, Father, you often spit out the secret phlegm into the queen mother's bowl......"

"Don't, stop ......" The face of the king of the Treasure Elephant Kingdom changed greatly, and the queen beside him had a strange face, and a murderous aura spread.

"Don't stop, do you?" Xuanzang was stunned for a moment, and then continued reading with a smile on his face under the encouragement of the queen.

"Also, you secretly poured the footwash water into the queen mother's makeup......"

"Also, you secretly swapped the footcloth for the queen mother's face......"

Xuanzang read it quickly, the king's face became paler and paler, and the queen's smile became more and more intense.

"Holy monk, is there anything else?" asked the queen with a smile on her face. The King of the Treasure Elephant Kingdom smiled awkwardly and said, "It's gone, it's really gone." Isn't that right, Holy Monk!"

The king of Baoxiang Kingdom desperately gave Xuanzang a look, and Xuanzang nodded understandingly: "Yes, there is another one." After reading this, the king is really gone. ”

The King of the Treasure Elephant Kingdom shuddered, and his smile gradually froze.

I thank you whole family, damn Tang Sanzang!

"Read, read!" the queen smiled very gently, which made Tang Sanzang shudder.

It seems that the king of this treasure elephant country is in a catastrophe. Alas, the poor monk is powerless, and now he can't help you, so you can ask for more blessings.

Xuanzang glanced at the king of Baoxiang Kingdom with extremely sympathetic eyes, speaking of death, this king is very good.

"Also, father, you said that the queen mother's thighs are thicker than an elephant, and her face is bigger than the millstone at the palace gate, and she opens her mouth like a glutton...... ready to eat."

"Holy monk, I have confirmed that this letter was written by the princess, please don't read it again......"

The king of Baoxiang Kingdom was so anxious that tears were about to flow, so he ran down and grabbed Xuanzang's hand in fright, and said excitedly.

"Your Majesty, please be patient, a traveler is a hundred miles and a half eighty, you can't give up halfway, you are the king of a country. Rest assured, read it soon. ”

Xuanzang cast an encouraging look at the king of Baoxiang Kingdom.

Ma Dan, it's true that I'm the king, but it's half a dime to do with you reading this damn thing, and if you read it any more, I'm really going to be finished.

"Father, queen mother, she doesn't know, once you secretly went down to Jiangnan to meet Xia Yuhe on the shore of Daming Lake......"

"It's over, it's over!" The king of the Treasure Elephant Kingdom suddenly panicked, and the King of the Treasure Elephant on the side showed a fierce light, the smile on his face became more and more gentle, and he said with a smile: "It turns out that you are still secretly carrying this palace to private meetings with other sluts? When did this happen, why didn't this palace know?"

After saying that, the queen of the treasure elephant twisted the king's ears viciously, like twisting a dead pig, and dragged the king directly to the palace.

Then from there I heard the beautiful music of the women's singles, and the occasional excited cry of the tenor, and it was really a big fight.

When the military generals next to him heard this, they all couldn't help but shudder.

"I really envy the king of the Treasure Elephant Kingdom, he is so old, and his body is still so strong. The husband and wife also have a deep relationship, and it is really a sin to sprinkle dog food in front of us. Xuanzang sang a Buddha name, his face full of envy.

The corners of those ministers' mouths twitched, looking at Tang Sanzang, who had died all the way, and they had already scolded in their hearts: You are still embarrassed to say, it's not your fault, let you not read it, you have to read it. Even if you read it, you have to read it all, and then the king will be miserable.

"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for scourging the king of the Treasure Elephant Kingdom, experience +30!"

"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for pulling up the hatred value of the military generals of the Baoxiang Kingdom, experience points +20!"

Xuanzang pursed his lips and said in his heart: "It's only 50 experience points, it's a waste of the poor monk's tongue, it seems that the poor monk has to work harder." ”

Not long after, the tragic King of the Treasure Elephant Kingdom came out pitifully with a pair of panda eyes, with a smile on his face that was more ugly than crying.

"I already know all this, the holy monk can rest assured, I will immediately send someone to save the princess. ”

Seeing the miserable appearance of the king of Baoxiang Kingdom, Xuanzang sighed from the bottom of his heart: "Your Majesty, it is too difficult for you to be this king." ”

It seemed to touch the heart of the king of the Treasure Elephant Kingdom, and the king wept softly: "It's not. ”

"What, what are you talking about, old fellow?"

From the back of the palace, there was a loud shout from the queen of the treasure elephant, and the old king was so frightened that he rolled off the dragon chair, and almost broke his old waist.

"Congratulations to the host for harming the king of the Treasure Elephant Kingdom again, experience +20!"

The king of Baoxiang Kingdom, who was constantly destroyed by Xuanzang, was physically and mentally haggard, and he couldn't wait to send Xuanzang, the plague god, away immediately. But before he could speak, a strange wind suddenly blew, and a dignified young man appeared in the court.

"Who are you? How dare you trespass on the palace land!" The expressions of the generals changed drastically, and they hurriedly stepped forward to protect the king of the Treasure Elephant Kingdom.

"Yellow robe monster?" Xuanzang was stunned, he didn't expect this guy to be really not afraid of death, and he delivered it directly to the door.

"Your Majesty, the minister is a scattered cultivator in Wanzi Mountain, and he was in love with the princess in the early days, and he was privately engaged for life. But the princess was afraid that the king would not agree, so she has been hiding it until now, and now she has specially come to the door to propose marriage, and she hopes that His Majesty will agree. ”

The yellow-robed monster glanced at Tang Sanzang contemptuously, and then handed over the princess's personal token, with a sarcastic look on his face.

This king knows that there is something wrong with your sand sculpture monk, and it is true.

Hearing that someone proposed to him, the king of Baoxiang Kingdom's face changed slightly, and then fell on Xuanzang with a suspicious gaze.

One said that he made a private agreement with the princess for life, and he had a token of his daughter.

The other said that the princess had been abducted, and he held the princess's handwritten letter.

It's really embarrassing.

"This matter is very important, I can't judge it for a while......" The king of the Treasure Elephant Kingdom groaned, intending to drag it out until he saw the princess.

"Your Majesty, don't worry, Ben Zhenjun can prove that what this monk said is false. The yellow-robed monster sneered a few times, and the king of the Treasure Elephant Kingdom was shocked when he heard this, and he couldn't help touching his buttocks.

No, if it's fake, then wouldn't I have been beaten in vain?

"Tang Sanzang, do you dare to make a bet with this seat to prove that what you said is true or false?"

The yellow-robed monster stood proudly in front of everyone, looking at the defenseless Tang Sanzang, his face full of sarcasm.

He, the yellow-robed monster is a well-known Kui wood wolf in the heavenly realm, with boundless mana and strong martial arts.

Because he fell in love with the jade girl who served incense in the Phixiang Palace, he deliberately went down to earth and caught the jade girl who was born as the princess of Baoxiang Kingdom, and was a husband and wife with him for thirteen years.

Now this Tang Sanzang wants to break them up, hmph, don't even think about it, and don't look at what kind of goods he is!