Chapter 30: With Great Power comes great responsibility (1)
Lu Li opened the memory of the demon world, Xiaoman naturally wanted to follow her to the secret realm, Mingyang was afraid of going home and being beaten, so he refused to leave.
"Let's go to the secret realm, you are a demon, what are you doing with us?"
"Hey, you didn't have a place to go yesterday, but I invited you to our Demon Realm. Now that you're going to the secret realm, you left me behind, why do you have no conscience?"
"Don't you say you're the son of a family? ”
"What kind of son, besides, even if I am a son, I am afraid that my father will beat me?" Mingyang hugged Lu Li's arm, "Little goblin, no, Woman, your mana is so high, do you have time to teach me?" If I learn the spell well, my father will definitely not beat me." ”
Lu Li pulled his arm back vigorously and glanced at Mingyang. Lu Li hasn't thought about whether to go to the secret realm or not, after all, she has felt that she is a kind human for so many years, but unfortunately the heavens do not fulfill people's wishes, not only is she not a human being, but she also suddenly became a demon, and she also brought a kitten demon and a demon realm of two hundred and five. The fact that he suddenly became a demon, Lu Li couldn't accept it for a while, obviously he was happy to go to Shushan Mountain to cultivate immortals four days ago, and now he is going to the secret realm to be a monster, what's wrong?
No matter what Lu Li thought, Mingyang made up his mind to follow Lu Li to the secret realm to see, he felt that he had exhausted all his brain power to come up with such a good idea: he didn't have to go back to the demon world to be beaten by the demon venerable, coax the little demon girl to teach him spells, and he could also go to the secret realm of the demon world to have a look, and he would be able to show off when he returned to the demon world in the future.
The three of them rested for one night and set out on the road early the next morning. In fact, there is no clear guidance like a map where the secret realm is, and it can only be based on the feeling of land. Lu Li was now like a salmon that had suddenly received a summon from her birthplace in the middle of the sea, and the secret realm was ahead, and her footsteps were pointing there.
Mingyang and Xiaoman followed behind Lu Li, and walked into the city. "Lu Li, what are we going to do in the city?"
"Uh. Lu Li couldn't tell, he couldn't help himself how to walk with his feet, "Oh, by the way, we're going to the secret realm, I can't tell how far this is, so let's make some money first, it's easy to do things if you have money." ”
"I have. Mingyang took it out of his pocket, and a few copper plates were pitiful.
"Aren't you going to be the second son of the Demon Realm?" Lu Li didn't like it, but he still took the copper plate from Mingyang's hand.
"I was planning to play in the human world for a day yesterday, and I brought so much. ”
Lu Li looked around, seeing that the city was also lively, "From the Demon Realm, will you tell fortunes?"
"Fortune telling?" Ming Yang looked proud, "I can do the math to mortals." ”
"That's it!"
After a while, Lu Li dressed up Mingyang, Xiaoman jumped on Lu Li's shoulder again, and almost laughed when he saw Mingyang like this.
"Why should I stick my beard?"
"In this way, someone can believe it, if you are so young, who can believe that you can tell fortunes?"
"Me?" Mingyang pointed to his nose, "I'm five hundred years old, younger than that person?"
"So, I wrote it to you, you see. ”
Mingyang raised his eyes and saw the signboard that Lu Li had prepared for him, a flag tied to a wooden stick, which read: Little Immortal.
"Cut, I don't even deserve to be a great god. ”
Lu Licai doesn't care if he wants it or not, it's true to set up a stall to tell fortunes and make some money, "Take a look, the little fairy divination, it's not allowed to do without money."
After a while, a woman in her forties really came, and Lu Li hurriedly entertained her.
"Auntie, what do you want to test?"
The eldest aunt smiled and said nothing, sitting opposite Mingyang, and said mysteriously, "Guess what?"
Mingyang stopped shaking the fan and said very mysteriously, "Do you think I'll guess?"
The aunt was just about to go crazy, but Lu Li slapped Mingyang, "You hurry up and calculate it for others, forget it, I'll buy you big buns to eat." ”
Mingyang glanced at Lu Li, sat up straight, and opened his psychic eye, "Your son got married last month, do you want to ask when you will hold your grandson?"
"Yes, yes, it's God. ”
"Oops, auntie. Lu Li saw that Mingyang was about to say, so he quickly stretched out his hand and pinched two fingers, "Make a good fate." ”
The aunt was not ambiguous, and took out two pennies and put them on the table.
Mingyang continued, "Your son did too much evil in his previous life, and he is a desperate family in this life, so he ......"
Before Mingyang finished speaking, the eldest aunt got angry, stood up and pointed at Mingyang and scolded, "What? You are a desperate person! You have a rotten tongue, dare to curse my son!"
"Hey, he was your husband in the last life, you should know, didn't you kill him in the end? That's why he gave you a son in this life, and you are fighting each other and atoning for each other's sins. ”
The aunt became even more angry when she heard Mingyang say this, and picked up the book on the table and hit Mingyang, "Call you nonsense, call you nonsense!"
Lu Li stood next to him and hurriedly stopped, "Auntie, auntie, there is a solution to this matter, there is a solution." ”
"Is there a solution?" the aunt didn't lose her mind, and as soon as she stopped, she heard Mingyang Geng say bluntly, "I haven't solved it." When the aunt heard this, she chased Mingyang with a book, and Lu Li couldn't stop it, Xiaoman next to her finally couldn't stand it anymore, and jumped on the table, "Stop me!"
A cat suddenly spoke, the aunt was half frightened, Lu Li hurriedly explained, "This is our little fairy's cat!"
"Divine cat? The eldest aunt kneeled on the ground, "Oh fairy, it's really a fairy." ”
Xiao Man was originally glaring, this was the first time in his life that he had pretended to be a fairy, but fortunately, he was naturally calm and sat at the table, "Listen to how my little fairy solves problems for you." ”
When the aunt heard this, she hurriedly bowed to Mingyang, "Please save my son." ”
Mingyang was pinched by Lu Li, and said with a little embarrassment, "Well, that, oh, by the way, you go home and let your son do good deeds......"
"Our little fairy will write a spell for your son again, so that the evil spirits that haunt your son can rest in peace, and your son will naturally be able to be healthy and ask for a son. ”
Mingyang panicked again, and whispered to Lu Li, "I don't know how to write any spells." ”
"Shut up. ”
The aunt has already bowed and worshipped, "Thank you little fairy, thank you little fairy." ”
Lu Li unfolded the paper and gave Mingyang a look, Mingyang was like sitting on pins and needles, and finally had a flash of inspiration, and wrote in Demon Realm characters on the yellow paper: Lu Li asked me to do it, I don't know anything. Lu Li didn't recognize the words of the Demon Realm either, so he respectfully handed it over to his aunt. The aunt also took it with both hands respectfully, "Thank you little fairy, thank you little fairy." ”
"Go back and put this charm on the door of your son's room, and next year you will wait to hold your grandson." ”
"Good, good. The aunt was also a sensible person, so she took out some silver taels from her pocket and put them on the table, and left happily.
"Cut, stupid human, stupider than me. Mingyang crossed Erlang's legs and shook the fan, "Xiaoman, are you still happy pretending to be a fairy?"
Xiao Man glanced at Mingyang, jumped off the table very arrogantly and left.
After the aunt left, no one came for a long time, and Lu Li kept his promise to buy steamed buns for Mingyang. "Wow. ”
Mingyang Xizizi sat on the chair and took a bite, the aroma of the meat overflowed with oil, "This bun is so delicious." ”
"Are you hungry?"
"No, this isn't a pork bun, is it?"
"No, it's mutton. ”
"Mutton?" Mingyang vomited all of a sudden, "Our lovely sheep, why did it become a bun?"
"Hey, what's wrong? ”
Mingyang put the bun on the table and glared at Lu Lidao, "You must have done it on purpose!"
"Hey, this mutton bun is more expensive than pork, I bought it for you as a reward." If you don't eat it, forget it, I'll eat it. Lu Li reached out to take the bun.
Mingyang suddenly pressed Lu Li's hand, "You won't eat yours!"
"Hey, you said you don't eat and don't let others eat, aren't you wasting food?"
"You just can't eat mutton!"
"What's wrong with the mutton? Shouldn't you tigers all eat mutton?"
"Who's the Tiger?"
"You're not a tiger, so what are you doing with two little tiger teeth?"
"I, I'm a blackhorned goat. Saying that, Mingyang stood up, and two curved black horns appeared on his head.
"Yo, that's fun. Lu Li touched Mingyang's black horn, and the black horn quickly disappeared, "I thought you were a tiger, but I didn't expect you to be a goat." Oh, here you go, this is a vegetable bun. ”
Mingyang looked at the bun with disgust, "I earned this money anyway, why are you so picky." ”
"Aren't you goats supposed to eat grass?"
Mingyang rolled his eyes, "Lu Li, do you have any misunderstanding about our existence with a real body? I don't eat mutton because I'm a goat, but my dignified second son of the Demon Realm must eat meat!"
"Good, good. Lu Li was helpless, and muttered in a low voice, "Two is two, and it's still dignified." He smiled again, "Then you wait, I'll buy you pork, and you continue to tell fortunes." ”
After tossing for a while, the two of them finally ate the buns quietly, but the road suddenly became lively. A woman grabbed a man's arm, "You can't walk, you can't walk." ”
The man pushed hard, and the woman fell to the ground, whining and crying. "You don't have to cry, we will break off our righteousness, you take your Yangguan Road and I will cross my single-plank bridge, and our well water will not interfere with the river water. ”
"You who have suffered a thousand cuts, you were still a scholar at the beginning, but our Gao family provides you with study, food and drink. Now that you have been admitted to the lifting of people, you will turn your face and refuse to recognize people, oh my God, what has our Gao family done, it is really blind. The woman sat on the ground and wailed, and the crowd of onlookers grew.
"Shut up, are you blind? It's insulting, I've never seen a shameless poisonous woman like you. ”
When the woman heard this, she stood up, "Li Qiao, why are we sorry for you in our Gao family, in order to send you to take the exam, we sold two donkeys, why, you just took the examination and thought that our Gao family was poor? Although our Gao family is not a big family, we are not sorry for you at all." ”
When the man heard this, he deeply bowed to the woman, "Miss Gao, it's me bastard, I'm sorry for you, I beg you to let me go, even if you do good deeds and accumulate virtue." After saying that, the man turned around and left, Lu Li heard it and remembered the sad thing, threw the bun on the table, stood up and walked through the crowd, blocking in front of the man, "Wait!"