Chapter 40, the Bull Demon King's croton tactics
It is said to be bean rice, but there is very little rice, and the plate is full of black beans, red beans, green beans and some yellow beans, a small amount mixed in it.
Mao Xiaowei is a little familiar with those yellow beans, which are crotons, because he used these yellow beans to rectify a senior who bullied him when he was in college, and the senior ran away to doubt life.
Now these beans appear in his own rice, which means that someone wants to watch him run his belly, and he has just offended the Bull Demon King, so it is obvious who wants to see him run belly.
"Since the Bull Demon King is so fun-loving, I'll play with him. ”
Mao Xiaowei thought so.
Then he took the pot of bean rice in his mouth and found a hidden corner to dump it, then put the empty pot back in its place, and snooze on the eiderdown cushion as if he was full of wine and food.
After a while, the warrior who came with the food box put the rice bowl back again.
The Bull Demon King had been waiting outside the Immortal Residence, and when he saw the warrior who delivered the meal coming out, he hurriedly asked with concern:
"Well, is the animal finished eating?"
"If you go back to the sect master, you won't even have a bean left to eat. ”
Said the samurai who delivered the meal.
When the Bull Demon King heard this, he laughed and said:
"Alright, you go down. ”
The Bull Demon King walked into the immortal residence with two of his subordinates, both of whom were carrying fruits and wine in their hands.
As soon as the Bull Demon King entered the Immortal Residence, he said to the warrior on duty in the small house at the entrance of the Immortal Residence:
"You've worked hard, I'm here to see you, to eat fruit. ”
The warriors on duty in the Immortal Residence thanked the Bull Demon King one after another.
The Bull Demon King also had a polite exchange with the warriors on duty, and then asked the warriors on duty:
"I'm going to meet the Patronus, do you want to go with you?"
One of the duties of the warriors on duty is to prevent the Bull Demon King from killing the guardian god in a hot head, although the guardian god is not a vegetarian, but just in case.
So Qi San took two warriors and entered the small building where Mao Xiaowei lived with the Bull Demon King.
Mao Xiaowei, who was sleeping, heard the voice of the Bull Demon King outside the gate, and immediately pretended to roll on the ground, pretending to be in pain and kept shouting:
"Oops, it hurts me. ”
Therefore, as soon as the Bull Demon King and the others entered the small building, they saw the guardian saint rolling on the ground in pain and cried out in pain.
Qi San and the others immediately panicked, their first reaction was that the Bull Demon King had poisoned the meal just now, although the Bull Demon King had the most shares in the Xianju Chamber of Commerce, but the Bull Demon King's character of revenge was also well known to the world, and it was not ruled out that he was willing to lose the spirit stone in order to take revenge.
But the guardian saint that the Bull Demon King wanted to kill was very important to Elder Huang and the others, so Qi San and the others were all panicked, and they all stepped forward to ask Mao Xiaowei where was the pain?
The Bull Demon King smiled very calmly, because he knew that Croton would not be able to kill this donkey, and what he wanted to see was the painful appearance of this donkey.
Qi San and the other warriors on duty did not dare to question the Bull Demon King on the territory of the Bull Demon King, so they could only send people out to find other shareholders.
However, they were all stopped by the Bull Demon King raising his hand.
The Bull Demon King swore and said:
"Don't worry, I think the Patronus may have a cold, just go outside and get the cool air out of your stomach. ”
Mao Xiaowei, who was rolling on the ground with a stomachache, also felt quite reasonable after listening to the words of the Bull Demon King, so he ordered the Bull Demon King:
"Old Niu, you take the god to a secluded place, and the god wants to vent some coolness. ”
"Okay, please come with me, Lord Patronus. ”
The Bull Demon King said with a smile, thinking in his heart:
"Today will make your lowly beast's legs so weak that you can't go back to this little building, hehe. ”
The Bull Demon King made a gesture of invitation to Mao Xiaowei, Mao Xiaowei stopped rolling, pretended to be in pain and gritted his teeth and followed the Bull Demon King out of the small building, and walked to a corner of the immortal residence to stop.
Qi San and the others only watched from a distance, just now the Bull Demon King had made it clear that the Guardian Spirit was just catching a cold, which showed that the Bull Demon King did not poison the Guardian Spirit, but he could just punish him with laxatives, and Qi San and other martial artists also felt that this Guardian Spirit needed a little punishment, maybe after the punishment, this donkey could emit less stink.
After Mao Xiaowei followed the Bull Demon King to a corner of the Immortal Residence, Mao Xiaowei said to the Bull Demon King:
"Old Niu, you have to stand firm, take more deep breaths, my gas may be a little fierce. ”
The Bull Demon King just wanted to see the excitement, he didn't want to smell the smell, so he had to stay away, but Mao Xiaowei couldn't let him go.
I saw Mao Xiaowei's pair of hind hooves swinging out a V-shape, his tail cocked, and a stream of yellow gas rolled out and rushed out, instantly wrapping the head of the Bull Demon King.
The nostrils and mouth of the Bull Demon King were suddenly filled with a foul smell, which caused him to feel a little difficult to breathe, and his head was also confused, because he didn't expect that one or two crotons could ferment into such a strange smelly gas.
After inhaling a large amount of stench unexpectedly, the Bull Demon King suddenly retched. After a while, he poured out the food in his stomach and inhaled more stench, and after two minutes, the Bull Demon King felt that he had to stay away from this stench, otherwise he might be smoked to death.
But after staggering a few steps, the Bull Demon King's tearful eyes were still seeing yellow gas, which made him feel that these yellow stenches covered the world, and he felt a sense of despair when he thought about it.
Then he suffocated and fainted after two minutes of not receiving oxygen.
Mao Xiaowei originally wanted to give the Bull Demon King a few more blows, after all, this bastard wanted to give him croton, but now that the bastard has fainted, he can only wait until the future to settle accounts with the Bull Demon King.
In order to prevent the Bull Demon King from being smoked to death and losing his financial route, Mao Xiaowei bit the Bull Demon King's nose with his teeth, forcibly pulled the Bull Demon King out of the yellow gas, and stepped on the Bull Demon King's chest hard, and the Bull Demon King regained his breathing.
"Ahh ”
The Bull Demon King took a big breath and sighed:
"It stinks. ”
Mao Xiaowei pretended to be puzzled and asked the Bull Demon King:
"Old Niu, my stomach still hurts after expelling a breath of cold air just now, I want to have another one. ”
Mao Xiaowei said that, and pointed his cocked tail at the Bull Demon King.
The Bull Demon King was stunned just now, and he didn't have time to curse Mao Xiaowei, and now he heard that Mao Xiaowei was going to give him another one, so frightened that he walked away quickly, and said:
"Don't let it go, I'd better find a veterinarian to prescribe a few medicines for you. ”
The Bull Demon King said this, but in his heart he secretly scolded:
"What a beast, it must have smoked me on purpose, otherwise it wouldn't have made me stand still and take a deep breath. ”
Mao Xiaowei received the electronic synthesis sound of the system again:
"Receiving the second-grade powerhouse of the Vermilion Bird Realm, the hatred of the Great Demon Bull Demon King of Heaven and Earth in the future is worth two hundred points. ”
"Receiving the second-grade powerhouse of the Vermilion Bird Realm, the hatred of the Great Demon Bull Demon King of Heaven and Earth in the future is worth one hundred points. ”
"Receiving the second-grade powerhouse of the Vermilion Bird Realm, the hatred of the future Heaven and Earth Great Demon Bull Demon King is worth fifty points. ”
"The account balance is seven hundred and fifty points. ”