Chapter 3 Grandpa is really courageous
"But what if I change my mind this time and choose a poor one?" Qi Huan had a thought in his heart, interrupting the nagging of the scorched wood doll.
Jiao Mu Doll immediately changed his words: "Grandpa is clever, although it is good to be reincarnated and reborn, after all, you have to start all over again, it is better to go all out and finish your work in one life, just in this life, take the road and go straight to the immortal level!"
Qi Huan deliberately didn't speak, and the scorched wood doll continued to nag to herself: "The so-called poverty is just that it is difficult to gather money, and with the means of the grandfather, you can detain the fox practice, attract the five ghosts of the Yin soldiers, carry the evil wealth, the evil wealth can be sought but not gathered, and it is called a refreshing ...... when it is spent."
Qi Huan felt cold in his heart when he heard this, and felt that he was facing a god stick doll, he hurriedly interrupted the scorched wood doll, learned the tone of the scorched wood doll, and muttered in a deep voice: "Actually, it is not impossible to choose loneliness." ”
"Huh?!" Jiao Mu Doll said, but he didn't expect Qi Huan to change his mind again, but he just paused slightly, and the sycophants immediately followed, "If you follow Xiao Liu'er's words, there are three kinds of death, poverty, and loneliness, and the shortest way to cultivate is this lonely word." ”
Qi Huan continued to be silent, waiting for the scorched wood doll to continue.
This thing is really a talker, gushing endlessly: "Since ancient times, who has become an immortal Taoist, which one is not a lone person on the Great Dao, a loner? For thousands of years, a person like my grandfather who is dedicated to the Tao, and there is no one else, has not he already secretly combined this lonely word? The Buddha said, "Red stripes, come and go without worry......"
Qi Huan was secretly amused, but he finally figured out this doll, which was all the options for choosing one of the three that Xiao Liu'er said. And listening to Xiao Liu'er urging just now, it seems that she should make a choice within half an hour.
What's more, through this brief exchange, Qi Huan also speculated about the origin of the word grandfather. According to Xiao Liu'er, this grandfather must be a cultivator, not to mention whether there are cultivators in this highly technologically advanced society, anyway, a scorched wood doll that can communicate through consciousness is enough to subvert Qi Huan's three views.
Qi Huan had also heard someone say before that in the past, some fortune tellers, when teaching their apprentices, would often let the disciples choose one from the young, poor, and lonely, as the price they had to pay to spy on their fate. Unexpectedly, the Tao cultivated by this grandfather also had to choose one from the three shortcomings.
Listening to Xiao Liu'er's meaning, the grandfather should have chosen the word "death" at the beginning, and then used some secret method to reincarnate and regenerate to continue his life. I don't know what went wrong, this time my grandfather messed up, I don't know where the reincarnation went, this scorched wood doll mistook Qi Huan for her grandfather.
In any case, if Qi Huan was allowed to choose, he would never choose this word, the reason is very simple, he will neither have the Dao method of prolonging life nor the means of reincarnation.
As for the second type of poverty, it is not in Qi Huan's consideration, and the word "evil wealth" alone makes him very disgusted. A gentleman loves money and takes it in the right way, this is the education that Qi Huan has received since he was a child, and he deeply believes it.
Removing the above two options, there is only one lone word left. Qi Huan asked himself, if he was a grandfather, if he really chose it, I am afraid that he would choose this lonely word. Qi Huan has been frail and sickly since he was a child, his physical development is insufficient, he is thin, his face is pale, and his academic performance is mediocre because he often runs to the hospital.
The only luck is that his family's geographical location is good, taking advantage of a school district house, and his luck is also good, when he graduated from junior high school, he won the Binhe City No. 1 Middle School. But he is such a sick man, even if he enters a key middle school, he can only be regarded as a marginal figure in the class, not to mention that he is not treated well by girls, and he doesn't even have many friends among boys.
Qi Huan is used to this lonely word, and even sometimes, he thinks that a person is very good, at least he doesn't have to go to great lengths to please others.
Xiao Liu'er said the benefits of lonely words for a long time, but seeing that Qi Huan never answered, she finally couldn't help but urge again: "Grandpa, in a quarter of an hour, it will really be noon......"
"Then choose this lone word. Qi Huan said casually.
Who knows, before his words fell, a dazzling bright light suddenly shone in front of him, as if countless lightning bolts tore through the void, and then there was a rumbling in his ears, and the deafening rolling thunder shook Qi Huan's heart.
Qi Huan was eager to cover his head with a quilt, the lightning and thunder were gone, and faintly, a low and distant shallow chant sounded in his ears: "Who tunes the piano for me? The ghosts and gods are accompanied by Yi Wai, and the mountains and trees are cold and windy. ”
Qi Huanzheng felt that this song was too sad and desolate, and the tune of the chant suddenly changed, becoming high-spirited and high-pitched: "There are not many Taoist laws, Nanchen runs through the North River, and they all take three or seven counts, and they all descend the demons in the world!"
In an instant, Qi Huan's heart was agitated, and he only felt that a thousand miles of pride rose in his chest, as if he had really become a chivalrous warrior who fought the sword world and subdued demons and eliminated demons.
"Congratulations grandpa, congratulations grandpa!" Xiao Liu'er's milky sycophant voice pulled Qi Huan back to reality, and when his eyes touched, there was a faint hint of dark red luster on the black scorched wooden stick.
Xiao Liu'er's voice was full of joy: "Grandpa is really bold! For thousands of years, the Taoist has not known how many people are mortal? No one has ever dared to choose the lone word in the three laws that are missing on this day, only my grandfather, that is the true pride and boldness! Please let Xiaoliuer present a song for her grandfather, as the so-called, the room is full of Tianxiang Fairy's house, a piano, a sword and a cup of tea. The feather coat is often smoky, and it does not provoke the peach and plum blossoms in the world......"
Qi Huan was stunned by Xiao Liu'er's words, and it took a long time to come back to his senses, and he hurriedly interrupted Xiao Liu'er: "What I chose is a lonely word, it has nothing to do with thousands of flowers and incense powder, right?"
"Huh?!" Xiao Liu'er was stunned for a moment when she was asked, paused for a moment and then chuckled in Qi Huan's tone: "Yes, yes, yes! The Great Dao of Eternal Life, although it is against the sky, let God use those thousands of flowers and incense powder piles to block your way, but in the eyes of Grandpa, it is just a soul cleansing grass, a meditation furnace, gurgling." ”
"Damn, is it the wrong choice?" Qi Huan couldn't help muttering, how can I listen to the meaning of this doll, I actually chose a hell-level difficulty? No, I'm not a grandfather, shouldn't it be counted if I chose randomly? But, but the thunder and lightning just now, and the shallow chanting and singing, really looks like a thing, not like an illusion......
"Grandpa, Qi Guodong and Zhao Chunmei are back!" Xiao Liu'er's voice interrupted Qi Huan's contemplation, "It's already at the gate of the hospital at this time." ”
Qi Huan was slightly stunned, the special care ward where he lived was separated from the hospital gate by an outpatient building, and it was at least a hundred and ten meters away from there, how did this doll sense it?
"Grandpa, will you follow the old rules later?" Xiao Yanagi's tone was full of excitement.
"What rules?" Qi Huan frowned, faintly feeling bad.
"Grandpa, every time you take away your reincarnation, isn't the first thing you do to settle your physical parents far away? Grandpa is a cultivator, and there are two old burdens left by him, not to mention that he is in the way, if he delays his cultivation, wouldn't it be troublesome?" Xiao Liu'er asked in a milky voice, fortunately, he had no doubts about Qi Huan's grandfather's identity at all.
As he spoke, he suddenly came to an inspiration, and suddenly came to his senses, and his tone became excited: "Xiao Liu'er understands! Grandpa has changed his course in this life and chosen a lonely word! You are planning to do it endlessly, rather than playing the two old guys far away, it is better to be direct, simple, and a hundred......"
Seeing that Qi Huan didn't talk, Xiao Liu'er thought that it really came to her grandfather's heart, and she came to her senses, and took the initiative to ask: "Grandpa, if you think that Li Xiaoqi's work is not reliable, you might as well leave it to Xiao Liu'er." Xiao Liu'er's other skills are nothing, and she unknowingly did those two old guys......"
"Fart!" Qi Huan didn't care about the exchange of thoughts, and simply yelled out. He was about to explode, and smashed the scorched wood strip in his hand to the ground, the rotten wood of the bastard bastard, he dared to hit his parents' idea!