Chapter 105: The fat man is hopeless, and it is impossible to lose weight in this life.
The three of them ran on horseback, and in an instant, they ran out a distance of more than ten zhang.
Especially the fat man, the fat man took the lead, and he was much ahead of Song Zhong.
The fat man was happy for the first time, this was the first time he rode a horse faster than Song Zhong.
When the fat man was complacent, he suddenly heard a sentence: "Fat man, you ran in the opposite direction!"
At this time, the fat man looked left and right, and suddenly slapped his forehead with his fat hand, full of regret.
"Brother, saint, you wait for me!"
Immediately turned the horse's head, and the fat man chased in the direction of Song Zhong and the others.
At the teahouse, the middle-aged man in a linen shirt looked dazed, and the actions of the three saints made him puzzled.
What kind of trouble is this saint messing with?
Why do you still run away when you see your own family?
And that fat man, are you sure the fat man isn't here to be funny?
The middle-aged man in linen clothes faced the water tank and looked at his appearance with the help of the reflection in the water, this is not scary, why did the saint run away?
The middle-aged man in linen sighed helplessly, turned around and took the tray with a few dishes on the tray, and slowly walked back to the house.
"Really, it was a delicious meal that had just been prepared, but the saint didn't come, so I had to enjoy it myself. ”
The middle-aged man in sackcloth muttered to himself.
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The kettle next to him is bubbling with the fragrance of tea, which is fragrant green tea.
The lingering aroma of green tea made the four people present feel refreshed.
On the table are a plate of fried peanuts, a steamed fish, a plate of vegetarian stir-fried choy sum, and a plate of braised chicken with mushrooms.
The aroma of the dish caused three of the four people present to swallow their mouths.
"Actually, I'm just coming over for dinner, can you believe it?" the very fat man spoke, looking at the man in the sackcloth shirt beside him.
"I don't understand whether he believes it or not, but I believe it anyway. The young swordsman swallowed.
"It's not promising!" the woman in white criticized: "When you return triumphantly in the future, you can eat as much as you want, why eat here!"
"If you want me to say, the three masters still sit down calmly and have a good meal, anyway, you can't leave now. The middle-aged man in a sackcloth shirt looked at the dog lying on his stomach outside the house.
"I'm embarrassed to say, aren't all your good deeds? Fat man, I have been walking the rivers and lakes for many years, and I have never seen a dog on the official road. The very fat man scolded: "If we hadn't run fast, we would have died under your dogs' mouths, where would there be a chance to sit here and lie to you." ”
"Senior brother, you can't say that, we are all doing according to the orders of the Holy Sect. The middle-aged man in sackcloth said, "As a disciple of the Holy Sect, the orders of the Holy Sect are everything. ”
When the middle-aged man in sackcloth spoke of the Holy Sect, his eyes were shining, full of excitement.
The young swordsman was surprised, "Is the Holy Sect opened by your family, why are you more excited than the master next to me?"
The swordsman looked at the woman in white.
The woman in white pursed her lips and asked the middle-aged man in sackcloth, "Now that the three of us have been driven back by your dog, are you happy?"
The middle-aged man in sackcloth said, "Hey, I don't have many dogs." ”
The three of them invariably moved their eyes outside the house, looking at the dozen or so big wolf dogs lying on their stomachs, and the big wolf dogs "whirred" and stuck out their tongues to gasp.
The scalps of the three were numb.
The young swordsman was polite, the three of them were masters of martial arts, and there was also a first-class master, but they were defeated by the dogs.
They were chased back by the dogs.
I don't know if the group of dogs has done similar things many times, the big wolf dogs divide the labor, and each dog has its own things to do.
They must pass through the official road, as long as the three of them move, the wolf dog will pounce. The fat man was almost bitten on the butt by a yellow-haired dog, which scared the fat man enough, and he repeatedly called out that he had just come out of the ghost den and entered the kennel again.
However, as soon as they walked to the teahouse, the wolf dog was obediently lying on the official road.
"Eat the fat man, you're welcome, eat him poorly! Let him let the dog chase me!" Song finally ordered.
The fat man was not polite, picked up the rice bowl of Song Zhong and Mo Xiaoxuan, and served the two of them rice.
"Okay, don't overfill, I'll wait and fill it myself. Looking at the bowl full of rice in front of her, Mo Xiaoxuanxiu frowned.
Mo Xiaoxuan felt that the fat man was very kind, and when the fat man served the rice, he pressed the soft rice very hard, and kept filling her bowl with rice, leaving no gap.
The fat man nodded, and turned to look at Song Zhong: "Brother, do you want to come more?"
Song Zhong shook his head, he didn't eat much.
Then the fat man happily took a whole pot of rice and began to eat.
He didn't even want the bowl in front of him.
Connected to the pot end.
This heroic move caught the three people present off guard.
Especially Mo Xiaoxuan, Mo Xiaoxuan just persuaded the fat man not to pretend too much food for himself, and he would pretend to be himself later, but he didn't expect the fat man to eat directly with the rice bowl.
Song Zhong stretched out his palm a little uncomfortably, supporting his forehead with his palm, he didn't see it, every time it was time to eat, the fat man always found a way to be embarrassed.
"Eat, you hurry up and eat, why am I embarrassed to eat if you don't eat?"
The fat man picked up the dish by himself, poured most of the peanuts into the rice bowl, and stirred the peanuts with the fragrant white rice.
The middle-aged man in sackcloth was shocked, seeing this guy's skillful movements, it is absolutely inevitable to be fat.
"The fat man is hopeless, and it is impossible to lose weight in this life. Song Zhong sighed.
"I think so. Mo Xiaoxuan was very surprised, this was the first time she had breakfast with a fat man, and she felt that she should have breakfast with a fat man when she had a bad appetite in the future, so that she could eat more.
The middle-aged man in sackcloth suddenly remembered something, and said, "Senior brother, cough, you haven't left my food yet..."
"You go aside! I really can't make another one myself!"
At this time, the fat man had already clamped the fish and clamped the fish head into his rice bowl.
"Pay attention, it's a disciple of the funeral hall, you eat like this, where will the face of the hall master Xiao be put in the future. Song Zhong dissuaded.
"Mmmmmm, brother, don't worry, there will be no shame. ”
"No, I said you can eat, can you use chopsticks? ”
"Eh, why do I use my hands? I'm sorry, I'm so hungry, I didn't react, so I'll use chopsticks. ”
The fat man grinned, and his face was still stained with rice grains, and then he lowered his head and continued to eat, as if he wanted to bury his face in the rice bowl.
Now where is he still in the mood of complaining just now, and when he eats delicious, all anger disappears suddenly.
At the dinner table, Song Zhong and Mo Xiaoxuan stared wide-eyed.
Mo Xiaoxuan's eyes seemed to say, "Where did you find this product?"
Song Zhong's eyes seemed to say, "I said I was forced, do you believe it?"
The man in linen quickly stretched out his chopsticks and put the vegetables into his bowl, for fear that the fat man would eat them all without paying attention.