Chapter 9: A Martial Arts Foreplay Vignette
Tie Zhu is a lover of personality, what to say, a intestine goes straight to the end, not only that, he is also an idiot.
I really don't know how the old gang leader could Zen with him at the beginning, it's good that he doesn't want to take the beggars to the dust.
Everyone in the beggar gang is really, they all agree with this guy, as if the big brother says do it, let's do it.
Chen Yunzhao was embarrassed to use all his skills to fool, because he didn't need to, so he flickered in a few words.
For his own happiness in the future, Chen Yunzhao said that he would never deceive Tie Zhu, and kneaded and integrated all the things he could think of, what he saw in books, and hearsay into "Chen's Thirteen Hands of Flirting Sisters", and then taught Tie Zhu in one go.
Tie Zhu was very excited, Chen Yunzhao taught him "Chen's Thirteen Hands to Flirt with Sisters", most of them were advanced methods that he had never heard of, and he felt that he could really chase his daughter-in-law into his hands, and he was moved by old tears.
"Don't be too happy, I've said that this is all a prototype, and it's still for practical operation, and I don't have a little bottom in my mind if it can become a reality," Chen Yunzhao didn't mind pouring cold water at all, letting Tie Zhu calm down, "Take this abbreviated version of the first five hands and digest it thoroughly, and I'll teach you the last eight hands when I have time." ”
"Brother Yunzhao, don't worry, my Tiezhu will definitely catch up!" Tiezhu smiled like a child, and scratched his head embarrassedly, "Actually, I don't remember, why don't you write one for me!"
Chen Yunzhao looked at the beggar gang leader in front of him, lost his ability to express himself verbally for a while, and sighed after being silent for a while: "Okay, then that's it for today, find someone to send me out, and let someone come to the old locust tree to pick it up in two days." ”
"Okay!" Tie Zhu pounced on Chen Yunzhao with a bear hug, "I know that you are the best, brother!"
The group of people who called Hanako looked weird, and they all said: "Helper, you have changed your face so quickly that you have turned the book!"
The one who took Chen Yunzhao out was called Hanako, the one who "seduced" him before.
Chen Yunzhao followed him for a while, and then returned to the entrance of the dark alley, and for a while someone had a black face: "There is a door here?"
"Yes!" called Huazi's name Xiao Zhi, who was not very old, was looking at Chen Yunzhao with a serious face at the moment, and his tone was so natural.
"Seeing you crawl out of the hole, it actually shocked me, I didn't expect you to be able to find that place, admire!"
"You don't know?" Chen Yunzhao looked at Xiao Zhi suspiciously, wasn't everything in the courtyard of the locust tree a good thing they did?
"I don't know!" Xiao Zhi's eyes were extremely sincere, "I just want to teach you a lesson for our helper, I know that I can't beat you, so I can only play you like this, but who knew that you actually found it, admire!"
Chen Yunzhao thought for a while and asked, "What about pretending to be a god in a white robe?"
"White robe, what are you talking about, will we not wear a white robe?" Xiao Zhi also looked at Chen Yunzhao suspiciously, how could this guy feel stupid?
Not a beggar?
Chen Yunzhao was stunned all of a sudden, a gust of wind blew, and his nerves were stirred, who was pretending to be a ghost?!
"Buddha statue, do you have a moving Buddha statue?"
"Yes, they were moving when I went back, and it is said that the Buddha statue fell down inexplicably, and the Buddha statue was pushed back up, and because it could not be returned to its position at one time, it moved many times. ”
Is it a coincidence?
Chen Yunzhao's brain was running rapidly, if it wasn't a coincidence, then why did the person in the shadows calculate so accurately?
What is the purpose?
Could it be that the enemy is coming to the door again?
But how did he know he was going to that house?
If the beggars don't know, then this person is too terrible to calculate everything.
As for ghosts and gods, Chen Yunzhao didn't think about it, when a person counts all the heavens, earth, and people, then he is a ghost and god.
Things in the world are never groundless, ghosts and gods are just unexplainable means to block all unknowns, and they are also means for people with intentions to control the hearts of others.
"There are people behind the scenes!" Chen Yunzhao firmly believed.
If you don't go to the beggars, then you are coming at him, and it seems that you will have to be more careful in your actions in the future.
Chen Yunzhao spent a whole day writing down "Chen's Thirteen Hands of Flirting Sisters", and wanted to ask someone to send this book to the old locust tree in the house, but no one dared to go, so he had no choice but to run in person.
According to people, the house has been abandoned for many years, and his first owner, who lived two hundred years ago, was involved in the Nine Clans because of his rebellion.
The second owner lived more than 150 years ago, and it is said that he was a fief of a Wupin official, but in less than ten years, he was beheaded by all over the house.
The third owner was a rich man a hundred years ago, he bought the house, and in the next five years, his daughter was scattered, six years his wife had a miscarriage, seven years his eldest son accidentally fell into the water and died, and in twelve years, his family died and scattered, and a generation of rich people fell into beggars and froze to death on the streets.
The last owner was a down-and-out clan, the house had long been banned, they thought there was a place to stay, so they sneaked in, and finally the whole family of about 200 people died violently overnight.
The locust tree is said to have been planted by the wife of the first owner of the house.
In short, the things about the house are outrageous, and the versions are different, but the central content is the same.
The murderous mansion is famous throughout Yangzhou City, so that the whole street is empty.
Chen Yunzhao put down "Chen's Thirteen Hands to Flirt with Sisters" and left, today is the day of the Ye family's martial arts competition, and if you don't go back, Su Ming's girl will probably be in a hurry.
In fact, as Chen Yunzhao expected, Su Ming came to Chen Yunzhao's door early in the morning and couldn't respond, and was told by the shopkeeper that Chen Yunzhao had gone out early in the morning, his face became extremely ugly, and he walked out of the inn in a reluctant manner, and happened to be bumped into by Chen Yunzhao.
"Why are you going?" Chen Yunzhao blocked Su Ming's way, "Didn't you say that you would go to the Ye family?"
Su Ming looked up and found that the person who came was Chen Yunzhao, shocked and angry, sad and happy: "Aren't you leaving, why are you coming back again?"
"Harm! I, Chen Yunzhao, never broke my word, I went out because I had something to do temporarily, and I promised my friend to do something for him, so I went out early in order not to delay the business. ”
"Friend?" Su Ming was a little disbelieving and questioned, "I remember the rumors in the rivers and lakes that Chen Yunzhao has always been alone and has never had friends, where are your friends?"
"You said that it was a rumor in the rivers and lakes, can you believe the rumors in the rivers and lakes?" Chen Yunzhao didn't want to discuss these meaningless questions with Su Ming, "Let's go, go and see if the Ye family's female doll looks as beautiful as you say." ”
"Alas, men and women don't kiss, don't touch me!"
I don't know what Su Ming thinks, after listening to Chen Yunzhao's words, he actually wants to pinch him, but will Chen Yunzhao let him succeed?
No way! He's still sick!
Speaking of illness, Chen Yunzhao feels that his illness is much better, at least there will be no language barriers in conversation, even if there is physical contact, he will still get sick.
I remember that the doctor said during the previous examination: "It's not a big disease, the reason for this situation is because of psychological factors, go home and recuperate well, don't put too much psychological pressure on yourself, it's fine." ”
Today's Ye family is very lively, there are many people who come, and they are mainly young talents, as small as sixteen and as big as twenty-eight.
No matter how old the type of person is, it's just for fun, the head of the Ye family has long said that the age limit for those who come to compete to recruit relatives is under twenty-eight years old, and it is impossible for him to let his daughter marry a middle-aged person who is thirty or forty years old, or even more than half a hundred years old.
The Ye family is very large, and this time the place to recruit relatives was chosen in the backyard of the Ye family, and there were many people who watched the excitement, and only one-third of the hundred or so people intended to fight.
This time, the people who came to the Ye family estimated that there were about 300 people, which means that there were almost 100 people who were ready to participate in this competition to recruit relatives.
Some of these people are natives of Yangzhou City, and some are horses and whips from other places who come from other places wearing stars and moons, of course, most of the people watching the play are locals.
The arena is very large and very high, four or five meters above the ground, made of wood, and there are wooden stakes that increase from low to high below to hover around the arena, which is thought to be a ladder used to climb the martial arts.
To the east of the martial arts platform is an attic, lined with red silk brocade, and it is no different from usual, as if this is not recruiting relatives for his daughter, but a weekday competition of young talents.
"What is this old guy doing, the martial arts are so shabby, shouldn't it be a martial arts competition to recruit relatives?" Some people in the Gu family are very dissatisfied, but now it is not easy to attack, after all, they are guests now, and they are no different from others.
There is a lotus pond to the west of the martial platform, the lotus leaves are green in the pond, lined with budding flowers, and there are fish swimming under the lotus leaves.
The guests who came were all standing on the other side of the lotus pond, on the side of the weeping willows.
"I, Ye Chengfeng, would like to thank all the young talents for coming, this martial arts is your home field," Ye Chengfeng, the head of the Ye family, stood in the attic and spoke loudly, "Ye also thanks all the friends who came from afar, and I hope you will join me in witnessing who is the first in the world!"
Ye Chengfeng is also a good person, and he has a little Jiujiu on the cliff in his heart, if not, why didn't he say a word about recruiting relatives, you must know that the core of today's affairs is still recruiting relatives.
However, this is also a good thing for Chen Yunzhao, at least when he refuses to marry the Ye family's female doll, Ye Chengfeng will raise his hands and feet in agreement.
"Then this competition will be officially held, come on, everyone!"
Ye Chengfeng briefly said the rules of this martial arts, and then gave up the home field.
"Dare to ask the head of the Ye family, this time it is for Miss Ye to recruit relatives, why don't you see Miss Ye go out to see her?"
"Hehe, the little girl is waiting to marry the boudoir, how can there be a reason to meet people in front of her. ”
"What's the matter, the Ye family is preparing an empty glove white wolf, if they win, won't they even have a chance to regret it, what if Miss Ye looks like a wolf and a tiger?"
"Hehe!" Ye Chengfeng smiled and said nothing, he didn't need to pay attention to this kind of fool, someone couldn't help but teach him a lesson.
Boom!
"What are you!" the man who had just spoken was trampled under the feet of a brocade-robed young man, "Are you questioning my vision?"
If this young man is not Gu Linfeng, who else can he be?
Chen Yunzhao looked at Gu Linfeng, his eyes were like stars, his eyebrows were like swords, his edges and corners were sharp, his thin lips and teeth were bright, he was a handsome guy, and he was enough to debut with his appearance on earth.