Chapter 31: The garbage is out of the table!
Swagger Mountain: In front of the Pavilion of Daybreak.
After Luochen and Beigong Yuchu got out of the carriage, they were directly brought into the main hall of the Dawn Pavilion by the next person.
After coming to the main hall, there stood a man who looked very young, his black hair fluttering, fairy wind bones, the north wind blowing in the sleeves of his clothes, fluttering in the air, like a snake.
There is a yin-yang taiji diagram behind the clothes, and the black two tails are one meter long on the ground.
When he saw someone coming, he turned around, his facial features were very good-looking, as if the gods in the sky had descended to earth, and the willow eyebrows and star-like eyes were very enviable.
"Yu Chu, are you here?" the man began.
"Hmm. Beigong Yuchu smiled, but there was some respect in his tone.
"Who is this?" the man asked, noticing the falling dust.
"Oh oh, this is Dust, my good friend, and the silly kid I mentioned to you before. Beigong Yuchu introduced.
"What are you doing here?" the male protagonist asked.
"I specially worshipped the hermit with the strong mana of Zhaoyao Mountain as a teacher to teach me mana. Luochen replied.
"Oh, I see. The man said.
"So, where is the hermit, why hasn't he appeared yet?" asked Dusty suddenly.
β.................β
The air was suddenly filled with embarrassment and silence.
After a long time, the man suddenly spoke: "The contemptible person's surname is white, and his name has no trace, presumably the hermit in the girl's mouth should be below." β
After hearing this, Luochen was stunned, WK, according to the old-fashioned routine of the TV series, what kind of master, what kind of hermit, isn't it all an old man? Why is this a handsome guy?
Ahh
"Sir is too young, I am a little difficult to recognize, the young man in front of me is a hermit who can defeat all armies, I always thought that the hermit was a single old man of the grade!"
After Beigong Yu heard it for the first time, he smiled and said: "Hahaha, Luoluo, you are not wrong, my master is indeed a single old man." β
"But the hermit looks young, in his prime, how can he be very old, I feel ah, the hermit is old to see if he is over 30. "Falling Dust Road.
βNOοΌNOοΌNOγ My master is five thousand years old this year, do you say old?" Beigong Yu Chu said.
"Five........... Five thousand, why aren't you dead yet?, your vitality is so tenacious?" Luo Chen covered his mouth with one hand, and pointed at Bai Wuxian with a trembling hand, and then said.
Beigong Yu was startled when he heard this, and hurriedly pushed Luochen's back, and then said to Luochen: "Hanhan, pay attention to civilized language, this may be your future master." β
Luochen hugged his fists and apologized: "Oh, oh, oh, I offended Master." β
Bai Wuxian looked at Luochen, and then said coldly: "When will I take you as an apprentice?"
β..............β
"Master, you see that I have brought people here, so I can give me a face, and accept them as apprentices. Beigong Yu Chu said.
"Not really. Bai Wuxian pouted and said with a little arrogance.
"Ahem, Master, I remember the last time I was born, you forgot to give me a birthday gift, so you promised to owe me a wish, and now, I have used that wish, and that is to accept it as a disciple. Beigong Yu Chu said.
"Oh yes, why don't I remember?" Then, Bai Wuxian asked a disciple of the Dawn Pavilion next to him in a particularly shameless manner, "Is there such a thing?"
"Hmph, Master Laipi, I will ignore Master in the future, since Master is unwilling to accept Luoluo, then we will leave. Saying that, Beigong Yuchu still pretended to take Luochen's hand and plan to leave.
Bai Wuxian saw it, and thought: Yu Chu can finally come to accompany me, if he comes and leaves, won't he have to wait another year to see her?
Bai Wuxian looked at Beigong Yuchu with a pampered face, and then said helplessly, "Harm, you little clever ghost, I really can't do anything about you." β
"Hehehehe, I knew that Master couldn't bear me. Beigong Yuchu said with a smile, and after speaking, he ran into Bai Wuxian's arms, begging for a hug as before.
After Luochen saw this scene, he secretly scolded in his heart: "Yu Chu of the dog day, I have been close to you for so many years, and I haven't seen you be spoiled to me, heh, woman!"
Then he looked at Bai Wuxian with envy.
Seeing Bai Wuxian holding Beigong Yuchu with both hands, one hand was placed on Beigong Yuchu's back, and after Luochen saw it, his eyes widened, NM, where do you put your pig's trotters? Is that where you can put it? You quickly spread it out for me, you rascal!! Luochen roared angrily in his heart.
Beigong Yuchu suddenly thought that Luochen had not yet apprenticed, so he broke free from Bai Wuxian's embrace, and then said to Luochen: "Luoluo, you haven't apprenticed yet, right? β
"Well, okay. "Falling Dust Road.
Then, Luochen took a cup of tea, knelt in front of Bai Wuji's knees, raised the tea, and said to Bai Wuji: "Master is above, please drink tea." β
Bai Wuxian just took it casually, then took a sip and put it on the table casually.
"You come with me. Bai Wuxian suddenly said to Luochen.
"Hmm. Luochen replied.
Then, Luochen followed Bai Wuxian to the Tianji platform on the top of the swaggering mountain.
"This is the Tianji Platform, there is a spiritual measuring pool in the middle of the platform, as long as people walk in, they will measure the suitable spiritual power, and the level of mana. Bai Wuxian introduced.
Then, Bai Wuxian let the dust fall into the pool to test.
Luochen slowly walked to the pool to poop, habitually using his left foot to test the water temperature, well, the water temperature is just right, not cold or hot.
So, I was relieved to go into the water.
As soon as the sun set, a cloud of water mist suddenly appeared on the water surface, and the water mist condensed together, slowly transforming into a blue winged elf, with green eyes, and a face like a human, and its skin looked like it could be blown and broken, especially Q bomb.
The elf also has a white eggshell on its body, and both the elf and the shell are floating in the air.
"Old man, what are you doing waking me up this morning, I was just dreaming of my lovely flower elf sister, don't stop me, I can sleep a little longer. After saying that, the water spirit lay down on the misty water and fell asleep in the air, ignoring no one.
"Snorr, snorr, snorrβ" Soon there was a snoring sound.
When Luochen saw it, he couldn't help but complain: "This child can really sleep, he can fall asleep so soon." β
Bai Wuxian smiled embarrassedly, and then quibbled: "My elf may not have rested well last night, Luoluo and Yu Chujian smiled." βΤ (Β―γ Β―Τ )
Beigong Yu saw it for the first time, and without saying a word, he went up directly and gave the water elf a fist to the head, and then said: "Make up duck eggs, haven't you been beaten for a long time, are you so lazy and sick again?"
The water elf was woken up, with a look of grievance, holding his head with his hands and scolding: "Beigong Yuchu, you don't have a girl who should be, this short-tempered person will give me a punch." (γΰ²₯ηΰ²₯)
Sure enough, my flower elf sister is the most gentle in this world. Also, this baby is called a dragon egg, not a duck egg. βΤ (Β―γ Β―Τ )
After Beigong Yu heard it for the first time, he replied: "Heh, dead duck egg, you thing, if you don't beat it, I'm afraid you'll forget what your surname is, right? Be careful if you don't obey one day, I'll directly take you into the shell and boil it directly." (γγγ)
"Ahh The elf was so frightened by Beigong Yuchu that he hid behind the falling dust, although the elf didn't know the falling dust. (಑Ο಑)
"Okay, okay, don't be skinny, get down to business. Dragon Egg, you help Luochen test his spiritual power and talent. "Bai Wuxian cleared the siege.
"No, I don't, I want Beigong Yuchu to apologize to me. The dragon egg was so arrogant that he crossed Erlang's legs in the air.
"Shocking, beckoning. Then, a red sword with a scabbard suddenly appeared in Beigong Yuchu's hand.
With a bang, the sword was unsheathed.
As soon as the water elf saw Beigong Yuchu draw his knife, he immediately got serious, and then said to Luochen: "The air is fresh, the sky is beautiful, this is called Luochen, right? Luochen, let's start measuring it now, so we won't waste time." β
After Beigong Yu heard this, he withdrew his sword again, and then said to himself: "At this time, he looks like a person, oh, no, it should be like a water elf." β
The water elf put his hands half-closed in front of his chest, palms upward, like holding a ball, and said in his mouth: In my name, borrow the gift of water, and measure the heavens.
Then, on the head of the falling dust, a string of special sand sculpture numbers suddenly appeared, only to see that it read:
Spiritual attribute: Fire
Talent: Garbage is off the charts
Everyone was speechless and embarrassed.
Bai Wuxian thought to himself: Why did I accept such a stupid apprentice, this low-talent touching, and subverted my vision, I have seen a particularly powerful one, but I have never seen such a garbage.
Beigong Yu thought at the beginning: No, the heroine of this TV series is obviously a cold attribute, and her talent has reached the supreme genius (the highest level), why is this happening, could it be that there is a problem with this stupid water elf.
The water spirit thought: Phew, I just thought that finding a backer would keep me from being beaten by Beigong Yuchu, who didn't want to be a woman, but I didn't expect it to be a garbage thing than me.
Harm, but it doesn't matter, I'm just missing an errand boy now, I think the baby is stupid, with the baby's intelligence, it should be able to fool around.
"Dead duck egg, is it not good for your spells? How could Luoluo measure so low?Although she is usually a little stupid...................." Beigong Yuchu pointed to the water elf and said.
"Ah, you're a person, she can't do it in the first place, why do you blame me, is this what people say?" shouted the water elf.