Outside a thatched hut surrounded by green water houses in Lepo Village, there is a fish cage in the stream, and a carp is bumping around in it. In the end, as if exhausted, he quietly spat out blisters in the fish cage.

At this time, an old Taoist priest came to the fish cage, squinted at the fish cage, and then mentioned it easily, the fish cage was suspended in the air, and the stream in the fish cage was all sprinkled along the gap between the bamboo pieces, leaving only one carp motionless in the fish cage.

The old Taoist priest stretched out his hand to grab the tail of the fish and put it in the air, and then brought the fish's lips to his feet with great interest, and the carp did not know whether it was because it had been out of the water for too long or why it was foaming at the mouth. The old Taoist priest blew lightly, and then the originally listless carp actually came to the spirit, splashed and rolled in the hands of the old Taoist, the old Taoist smiled proudly, and then raised his hand and threw the carp into the stream, and the carp jumped twice in the water, and then disappeared.

Then a dark-faced young man walked out of the hut carrying firewood, and when he saw this scene, he immediately took out a wooden stick with a thick wrist from the pyre, and knocked it on the old Taoist priest's feet.

The young man is not afraid of making trouble, since he got along with the old Taoist priest this month, he has come to two conclusions, one is that the old Taoist priest is a Taoist priest who has a vain swagger and deception, and he has words all day long, and he can't nag it, but he has no real skills. The second is that the old Taoist priest looks skinny and poor, but he has one advantage, that is, he is really beaten.

A month ago, I watched my father's fragment of the Book of Changes float into the water, but the old Taoist priest held his leg and didn't let go. At that time, the young man remembered that he had no less dead hands. But the old Taoist priest was unconscious for a short time after kicking a few feet, and in less than a quarter of an hour, he got up from the ground again, and brushed the dust with his nose and eyes in front of the young man.

At first, the young man who thought that he had committed a life in a fit of anger was shocked and frightened, but when he saw the old Taoist priest's energetic appearance, he lost his temper. It's just that he met a scoundrel and was ready to close the door to send off guests.

But the old Taoist priest stopped in front of his house, stunned and didn't leave, and said that he had been sleeping in the open for a long time, hoping that the dog would enjoy some food, so as not to starve to death in a foreign country.

The young man was probably soft-hearted, so he opened the door and motioned for the old Taoist priest to enter the door, but the old Taoist priest did not enter the door at all, but said to the young man: "You have to invite me to enter the door." ”

The wooden door was closed tightly, and the young man's scolding voice came from inside the door, "Love can't enter, you stinky Taoist priest, you deserve to starve to death!" Finally, when he heard the hungry and complaining old Taoist voice outside the door, the young man finally opened the door and said angrily: "I got some food, but you can only eat one bowl, not more." ”

The old Taoist priest just changed his words and asked, "Can you enter that door?"

The young man hesitated for a long time, looked at the old Taoist priest's miserable appearance, and felt compassion.

"I can get in!"

But what made the young man regret it was that since he said that he could enter the door, this shameless old Taoist priest actually ate and drank at his house for a month, and even did not hesitate to live with him next to the thatched house.

In the past month, I have tried my best to get rid of it. Obviously, he closed the door of the room by himself, but whenever he was eating, this old Taoist priest could always appear on the roof or eaves, and even the bull-nosed old Taoist priest of the dog cave did not let go.

But it is also a blessing in disguise, this old Taoist priest is willing to help him take the firewood and sell it, he used to sell each load of firewood for only one penny, but this old Taoist priest can rely on his oily and smooth temperament to sell a load of firewood for two pennies, and the young man who originally had no good impression of the old Taoist priest slowly turned a blind eye.

How could the young man know that when others sell three loads of firewood, it is only enough for him to have one load of firewood. And he doesn't care about this kind of business most of the time, he just chops firewood and sells firewood by himself, and he hasn't thought about it for so many years, at most he mixes some water with firewood, which is his most rampant cleverness.

At this time, the old Taoist priest who was enjoying himself by the stream was choked by this stick, making a sound of wanting to die, and his feet twisted into a twisted shape.

"The fish that you finally caught, you just let it go, what are we going to eat tonight? Really when you make more money than you can eat for your meal? You don't look at how much you eat every day, looking skinny and eating, it's not ambiguous, I'm about to give you the money for my own meal." The young man looked at the empty fish cage and scolded with a wooden stick.

The old Taoist priest rubbed his feet, looked at the wooden stick with thick wrists, and looked flustered, and said aggrievedly: "Dog, isn't it just a fish? Let's eat meat today." ”

The dog egg looked disdainful, except for the first day when he came, the old Taoist priest took two bird eggs from his arms, and he never let himself taste the slightest smell of meat.

Since his father's death, the only three pieces of cured meat that the family has accumulated as family heirlooms have been stolen and eaten by this old Taoist priest.

"Do you want me to buy meat? No way! The money earned from selling firewood has to be returned to the neighbors, so how can there be any money left to buy meat?" Goudan snatched the fish cage from the old Taoist priest, then tidied it up and put it back into the stream.

The old Taoist priest smiled mysteriously, and then took out a hanging of money from his arms, and a sudden rich and noble temperament exuded from the inside out, and then said proudly to the dog: "A hanging of money, I am not afraid of folding life to tell fortunes to calculate, in our words, it is called leaking the heavenly machine!"

As soon as the young man heard that the old Taoist priest went out to tell fortunes and lifted the wooden stick, he was a dead stick again, and scolded: "I understand your uncle, how many times have I told you, don't go out to tell fortunes, you are a clever old Taoist priest, you love to cheat the rivers and lakes, and deceive our simple neighbors." If you really have the ability, just follow me up the mountain to chop firewood, and let's sell some firewood is the real ability. ”

Of course, the young man would not know that he sold a load of firewood for three pennies, and the old Taoist priest gave himself two pennies, and then kept one penny. This hanging money is the money that the old Taoist priest has filled his pockets in the past month, and now he has taken it out to borrow flowers and offer Buddha. Of course, the young man who has been in this poor and remote place will not know that the old Taoist priest is in a Taoist temple in the south of the Yangtze River, and the people who come and go are often overcrowded, even if it is difficult to find a thousand gold, it is not an exaggeration, but this old Taoist priest will only say that "there is no signature in life, and it is difficult to solve the daughter."

But the young man is the most annoying Taoist priest in his life, if it weren't for these Taoist Buddhists who write some books about gods and ghosts, his father would not have been obsessed with the cycle of cause and effect every day, and finally died unexplained!

Although he reluctantly took in this old Taoist priest, he also scoffed at the Taoist priest's behavior of pretending to be a ghost all day long.

The young man remembered that a few days ago, the continuous autumn rain had just stopped the rain, and the wind and rain had begun to fall, and then the gloomy clouds that had been scattered for a long time in Forget Po Village finally saw the sun. I was grinding a pitted axe on the whetstone, but I didn't expect the old Taoist priest to babble a sentence: "The sky has to be clear, the earth has to be peaceful, the gods have to be spiritual, and the valley has to be profitable..."

I have a heart to have fun, this old Taoist priest who has no ability at first glance. So he pretended to be puzzled and asked: "You are chanting these condescending words every day, what do you have to say, let me also be enlightened, and then I have a little understanding of what kind of way you have." Otherwise, the method of subduing demons and catching ghosts with both hands will open my eyes. ”

"Haven't you heard of a master who doesn't show his face, and who doesn't show his face?"

"Fart, I can tell the difference between not showing my talent and pretending to be a ghost, I heard people say, don't you Taoists know how to scatter beans into soldiers? There are beans that were not planted last year in the firewood room, and I will take them out for you later, but you will scatter two, and conjure up two men who are five big and three thick, and help Lao Tzu chop firewood!"

The old Taoist priest hurriedly shook his head again, this really won't be!

The dog held his chin with his hand, pondered for a while, and suddenly said happily: "Then you will always have a little mustard seed Nasumeru, this sounds amazing, quickly get it for me!"

The old Taoist priest suddenly raised his head to look at the sky, and said without love: "That's the Buddhist trick, we are in the sleeves, listen to the domineering, right?"

"Phew! Lao Tzu sees that your sleeves are empty, and you are still in your sleeves. Are you really afraid of the wind and flashing your tongue?" Damn, sharpen it, this old Taoist priest dares to make a fool of himself again, he has to give him an axe.

Unexpectedly, the old Taoist priest lost interest when he saw the dog, and he sat beside the dogan with a cheeky face. Quite mysteriously danced the sleeves of his shirt, set off a breeze, and then proudly glanced at the dog, he was really not afraid of death.

Goudan's hair danced lightly in the wind, but the breeze stopped and there was no follow-up, and Goudan asked with a puzzled face, "What about Qiankun?"

The old Taoist priest laughed twice, and Tian replied shamelessly: "Isn't this kung fu foundation enough?

The dog grinned, raised his axe and said angrily: "Stinky bull-nosed Taoist, Lao Tzu has to stab you today, eat and drink every day, and fuck me for fun." ”

The young man who had just put the fish cage came back to his senses, looked at the hanging money in the old Taoist priest's hand, and only said: "The money for fortune-telling next time, even if we starve to death, we can't ask for this money, you cheated it." Then he held a bundle of money tightly in his hand and said, "I'll go buy meat, and you go and sell firewood." The old Taoist priest was just about to leave, but the young man seemed to remember something, grabbed the Taoist priest, and mysteriously pasted it on the old Taoist's ear, and whispered: "Remember to tie the firewood tightly, I put some water, it's heavier than before." ”

The old Taoist priest looked tacit, and nodded hurriedly, but before leaving, he didn't forget to tell the dog: "Let's not eat beef!" seemed to feel that there was something wrong, and then said: "Don't eat carp meat either, right?"

The young man nodded impatiently, the beef and fish were expensive, and he wouldn't buy them for him if he wanted to eat them. Then looking at the back of the old Taoist priest picking up firewood and leaving, he secretly took half a hanging money and put it in his sleeve.

It is enough to buy meat and half a hanging money, and the rest of the money is still used to pay back to the neighbors, if you don't tell the old Taoist, the old Taoist priest will not find out, the young man looked at the half-hanging money, and showed a bright smile.

Going down Xianjiang County, there is an unsatisfactory boat along the river. At this time, a little Nizi who looked a little gentle was doing something inexplicable. Xiao Nizi was holding her own flying knife and kept hitting a Qingfeng, intermittently making the sound of iron tools crashing, and the little doctor next to her was terrified.

"I let you have no eyesight, let you ignore me, like to be a hands-off shopkeeper, see if I don't kill you today. Xiao Nizi held the flying knife and said in pieces, quite a look of not giving up.

The little doctor next to him didn't dare to speak, and he was boiling medicine on the side, and the second master was now injured, and he was boiling medicine for him day after day, hoping that the second master could get better, but it backfired, and for a whole month, the second master never got out of bed.

Suddenly, the percussion stopped abruptly, and the little doctor thought that Xiao Nizi had finally stopped. What made the little doctor unbelievable was to see the second master, who had been in the houseboat for a month and had not moved, walking to the bow of the boat and looking east by the railing.

The pale-faced second master looked at the little doctor with a surprised and happy expression and smiled: "Should I go back to lie down? That is reasonable? It's windy outside, and it should out later!"

When the little doctor heard this joke, he couldn't force a smile, but just shook his head again and again. The little doctor was already shocked to the point of no return, that day the little doctor looked at the injury of the second master, ten of the twelve tendons and veins in the body were disordered, and that day a sword intercepted the right hand of the sword, the muscles and bones were broken inch by inch, and only one heart vein was protected. This kind of injury, it is a great luck not to die, this month can stabilize the injury, but it is impossible to be unharmed, such as getting out of bed and walking.

The second master seemed to see the doubts in the little doctor's heart, leaned on the railing with his left hand, and said self-deprecatingly: "If you can't heal well, you won't allow anyone to return to the light?"

The little doctor's eyes suddenly turned rosy, put down the banana fan in his hand, and said in an unquestionable tone: "Good healing!"

The second master nodded, affirming the words of the little doctor's family. But how could he not know that this kind of injury of the original kendo can be cured by ordinary people, even if the little doctor is really successful in medical skills, it is only a curative effect on ordinary people, and for himself, the effect of the medicine is simply a drop in the bucket.

The little doctor touched the Shangtong pendant around his neck, his eyes were firm, and the second master looked at the east of the river, and then seemed to have made up his mind, turned around and slowly walked into the houseboat, and then a voice full of anger came from the house: "Stupid doctor, do you want to learn swords?

Originally, Wang Jingdao and Lu Wenping were listless when they looked at the lackluster riverside scenery by the river at the bow of the boat, but when they saw the second master leaving the houseboat alone and entering the houseboat, they were initially excited, but when they heard the words of the second master, they couldn't help but look at each other, and they wondered in their hearts, can they still teach swordsmanship before this big injury is healed?

Then, a hand that was not afraid of death appeared in front of Xiao Nizi, and took the sword in the cloud from Xiao Nizi's hand. Xiao Nizi looked at the back of the little doctor who had always dared not make the slightest mistake about herself, and turned away, this sudden change made her a little confused, smashed her mouth, and narrowed her eyes into a crescent moon.

In the houseboat, the little doctor entered with a sword, and the second master looked at the stupid doctor who already had a bit of a swordsman taste and smiled. He asked softly, "Why did you learn swords from me?" Say it again!"

"Rehabilitate my master, and tell the people of Xuanguo and the people of the world that my master is a benevolent and virtuous doctor, not a quack doctor as they say. ”

"Then if I can't hold a sword in the future, you can also help me rehabilitate. The second master nodded and said lightly, and then gently rubbed the little doctor's messy hair as he did in the rain on Sanli Road that day. He squeezed his eyes at the little doctor and said, "If I can still hold a sword, I'll come by myself!"

The little doctor looked at the second master with a puzzled expression, this man with a sword, who had always been chic and eclectic, suddenly looked solemn.

"Your martial arts talent is actually still one in a thousand, but there are only a handful of thousands of people in the world, and there may be only a handful of them in the Taiyi Realm, if you really want to gradually reach the Taiyi Realm, it is also a bit of an opportunity to practice hard for more than 20 years. But you're lucky, you don't have the talent of martial arts, I'll give you this talent today!" The second master said loudly, and after speaking, the wandering man closed his eyes and raised his hand, and suddenly the sword aura of the houseboat was great, and the sword path essence in the sword-bearing man's body was completely shattered, turning into a wisp of mist and converging on the left hand of the sword-bearer man.

Outside the boathouse, Zhong Liyu, Wang Jingdao and Lu Wenping are afraid that only Lu Wenping looked at the boathouse with a great sword qi and didn't know what to do, and Zhong Liyu and Wang Jingdao both knew it.

The rough man pressed the hilt of the knife, spat at the mouth, and scolded secretly: "If this stupid doctor has no chance, I have to chop him up." ”

Xiao Nizi looked at the sword-like houseboat, playing with six flying knives in her hand, and whispered with an innocent face: "Now you should be able to enter the house..."