Chapter 349: I Miss Tingting (7,000 Words Big Chapter!)
The authorities are confused, and the bystanders are clear.
**As a bystander, you can see Lei Gang's plan, but Mao Xiaofang, as a party, didn't notice it at all. Regarding Lei Gang's fame in Gantian Town and attracting a group of 'fans', he also felt that it didn't matter.
Even, after the Hungry Ghost incident, he deliberately found him and asked him out for a meal, wanting to tell him about Lei Gang's true face and let him be on guard.
As a result, Mao Xiaofang was smart and could hear the meaning of **.
But he didn't agree at all, thinking that he was thinking too much, and persuaded ** in turn to defend his senior brother Lei Gang and wanted to get in touch with the misunderstanding in his heart.
Looking at Mao Xiaofang's serious appearance, he was a little helpless.
Mao Xiaofang did not say that he lived the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain, and did not mean to blame **, but his concept was difficult to understand.
This is too much love and righteousness!
In comparison, Uncle Nine also cares about the friendship of the same family, and attaches great importance to the relationship between the brothers and sisters. But he will not deceive himself, he has a scale in his heart, and he will not choose to believe and be blinded because of the friendship of his peers.
When Shi Jian took the wrong path, Uncle Nine did not hesitate to make a move!
However, this should also have something to do with Lei Gang's lack of being too obvious. ** thought to myself in my heart.
I saw Lei Gang let go of the hungry ghost with my own eyes and let him possess the female reporter **, just to make ** grateful to him and help him promote in Gantian Town.
But Mao Xiaofang didn't see this scene.
So just listening to the words of **, he didn't want to believe it.
Anyway, now Mao Xiaofang doesn't believe it, and when the facts are in front of him, he has to believe it if he doesn't believe it!
If it were someone else, ** wouldn't bother to care about this kind of infighting, but he and Mao Xiaofang have known each other for so long, they can be regarded as very good friends, and he has the cheekiness to get a lot of cheats from Mao Xiaofang.
is reasonable, and he should help him.
However, how to make Lei Gang show his feet again, and it is still a big horse's feet!
You have to think carefully about what to do.
No way.
If ** doesn't intervene, with the scheming of Lei Gang, an old yin goods, Mao Xiaofang is fooled by him again, then no one in the entire Gantian Town will be able to demolish him!
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Speaking of the ** who returned from abroad, although people are too naΓ―ve, a little stupid.
He thought he was knowledgeable and smart, but in fact he sat in a well and watched the sky, and when he saw a small pond, he thought he saw the ocean, and he didn't know right from wrong.
But I have to say that this woman is still quite beautiful.
Her dress is very different from today's Oriental women, very Western, with shoulder-length hair, and likes to wear a white women's suit, which is quite stunning in the eyes of people in this era.
Even if it's **, seeing her has a sense of time and space confusion when I see the fashionable female white-collar workers of later generations!
And beauties, naturally, there is no shortage of admirers.
Ah Chu is one of them.
This thing is still bold.
His senior brother Ah Hai didn't dare to confess if he liked Lei Xiu, he only dared to have a crush, Ah Chu was different, he belonged to the action faction, and soon launched a passionate pursuit of **.
It's a pity that although Ah Chu's appearance is okay and his head is quite exciting, his knowledge is not good, and he is not the type he likes at all.
What's more, ** has a great prejudice against Fuxitang, and thinks that Mao Xiaofang is a god who deceives the world and steals his name, and even with the impression of Mao Xiaofang's two apprentices, it will not be much better.
For Ah Chu's pursuit, he refused without thinking about it.
's very straightforward and cruel kind of refusal made it clear that it was impossible for her to fall in love with Ah Chu, so that Ah Chu died of this heart as soon as possible.
The rejected Ah Chuxin did not die, but he was injured a lot.
He ran to the restaurant to drink and get drunk in a depressed state, and he happened to run into **!
**In the past two days, I was thinking about how to expose Lei Gang, but I never found a suitable opportunity, and when I met Ah Chu, he originally wanted to go over and ask about the recent situation in Fuxi Hall.
As a result, I didn't know that Ah Chu didn't say a word, so he wanted to drink.
** frowned, and asked: "You two brothers, what's going on? Last time, it was your senior brother Ah Hai, who had a crush and came to drink and get drunk, and this time it's you again! Could it be that you also fell out of love?"
It's okay not to say it, ** In this way, Ah Chu was even more depressed, and the drinking was even more fierce, and he said with a bitter face: "Zhang Daochang, don't bury me." β
"Are you really out of love?" **Seeing this, he laughed dumbly.
What's going on?
Could it be that people in the Taoist sect want to fall in love, is it so rare?
There is nothing to do today, and being idle is also idle, so he said lightly: "What's going on, let's hear it, maybe I can help you and give you a little correct advice for your confused life!"
Ah Chu took a big sip of wine, glanced at **, shook his head and said dejectedly: "Forget it." If I encounter problems in my cultivation, Daochang Zhang, you will definitely be able to help me. But the pursuit of girls, Zhang Daochang, you don't understand, you just let me have a good drink!"
Hey!
I'm grumpy!
The self-proclaimed love expert, the ** of the love master, is despised and doesn't know how to pursue girls.
Can this be endured?
Of course I can't bear it!
**With a wave of his hand, he snatched the wine bottle, poured himself a glass of wine, and after taking a sip, he said proudly: "Summoning your questions truthfully, let me give you advice and ensure that you get a beauty!"
Ah Chu was stunned when he saw the self-confident and inexplicable **, and said suspiciously: "Zhang Daochang, are you serious?"
** sneered: "Of course it's serious! You kid has eyes and doesn't know Taishan, dare to say that I don't know how to chase girls? Do you know how many girlfriends I've talked to?"
Ah Chu shook his head, indicating that he didn't know.
** Don't speak, just stretch out your two hands.
Ah Chu was dumbfounded and asked, "Ten?"
Didn't answer, just an unfathomable smile on his face.
Seeing this, Ah Chu was immediately shocked: "Wow! Daochang Zhang, you are not only so high in cultivation, but you are also so good at chasing girls? You have talked about so many girlfriends!"
"That's!" ** Kou Hi said: "I'm **, in addition to the well-known title of 'Thunder and Lightning King', there is also a title that few people know, do you know what it is?"
Ah Chu shook his head again.
"Love Saint!"
** said without blushing and without a heartbeat.
This kind of thing is a love saint, and the self-appointed one can be counted.
Anyway, ** also said, this title is little known!
Hey......
Ah Chu, who was very sad, was excited when he heard this, thinking that he had found a bright light on the road of confused love, and pleaded: "Daochang Zhang, then you must help me!"
He smiled and pointed to the wine glass in front of him.
Ah Chu is very sensible, and when he saw this, he immediately helped ** fill the empty wine glass.
** nodded with satisfaction and said, "Tell me about you first......
So, Ah Chu unreservedly told ** how he liked **, how he pursued**, and then how he was rejected by **.
**I couldn't help frowning after listening.
This guy's vision is quite high, I thought he was in love with the beautiful girl in Gantian Town, but I didn't expect to fall in love with **, the female reporter who returned from studying abroad!
Although this female reporter seems a little stupid in **, he has also been in contact with her, and she is a very arrogant and self-righteous woman, and her personality belongs to the very stubborn kind.
This kind of woman is not so easy to handle.
But.
**Thinking of the recent ** promotion of Zhaohui Daily in Gantian Town, after Lei Gang's catch of hungry ghosts, it has become quite influential in Gantian Town.
And no matter what era it is, as long as you have the right to speak, it is quite important.
Otherwise, Lei Gang would not have deliberately designed to win over ** and make ** worship him.
Now if Ah Chu can chase this female reporter, it would be very good.
** Zheng Gang can't find the opportunity to debunk Lei Gang's positive purpose, if ** is willing to help, maybe he can easily force Lei Gang to jump over the wall and reveal his true face.
"To chase this female reporter, with your conditions, it can be said that it is very difficult. ** frowned and commented, just when Ah Chu was anxious about to say something, he changed his words again: "However, you are lucky to have met me, which can be regarded as your accumulation of virtue in your last life!
"Really?" Ah Chu's eyes lit up and he was overjoyed.
"As long as you listen to me, do what I ask me safely, and guarantee that there is no problem. ** nodded, pondered for a while, and then began to give advice to Ah Chu and customize the strategy.
"You do it first...... And then like this...... And so ...... at the end."
"Well, that's pretty much the same. If you do what I tell you, even if that ** is hard-hearted, you will definitely be moved to tears by you, and immediately agree to be your girlfriend!"
Ah Chu was stunned after hearing this.
There was surprise, there was confusion, and there was a hint of suspicion.
**The attention given to him and the way to teach him are something he has never thought of at all, and he has never even heard of it, which is very weird.
But if you think about it carefully, there is a kind of thing that although I don't understand the deep meaning of this method, I feel that it is powerful.
"Zhang Daochang, this is ...... Does it really work?" Ah Chu hesitated.
** Raised his eyebrows and said displeasedly: "Do you believe me?"
"No...... Ah Chu scratched his head, "I just think it's a little weird." β
** stood up and patted him on the shoulder, comforting: "Don't worry, listen to me definitely right." Could it be that I'm going to hurt you again?"
Ah Chu thought about it too.
Zhang Daochang's cultivation is so powerful, it should be very powerful to chase women.
Anyway, there is little hope between himself and ** now, and he doesn't know what to do, so let's use a dead horse as a live horse doctor!
Thereupon.
Ah Chu didn't drink and got drunk, and immediately took action.
Step 1.
Start by getting yourself a dress, buy a nice dress, get a nice hairstyle, and clean yourself up. In Zhang Daochang's words, this is called relying on clothes and horses to rely on saddles, chasing girls must be dressed handsomely, especially for girls who have stayed abroad like **, the image is very important.
Step 2.
Go buy a bouquet of roses...... But Gantian Town's *** flowers are sold? There are no flowers at all, let alone roses. But it didn't matter, he personally went to the mountains to pick a beautiful bouquet of wildflowers, and it had almost the same effect.
Step 3.
It is to ask ** to come out for dinner, use the core theoretical posture taught by Zhang Daochang, and start the pursuit again!
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The next day.
Hop Hing Building.
** Sitting by the window of the box on the second floor with Xiaoli, looking at the lobby downstairs expectantly.
Xiaoli looked at the ** eyes with blazing eyes, and asked curiously, "Zhang Gongzi, what are you looking at?"
** smiled and said: "Look at that table......"
**Pointing to the right side of the lobby below, sitting are Ah Chu and the female reporter of Zhaohui Daily**.
Judging from the current situation, Ah Chu did what he asked him to do, and there was nothing wrong.
If nothing else, ** will definitely be won by Ah Chu smoothly after a while!
"Is there anything special?" asked Xiaoli, puzzled.
There are no giants, and he said with a smile: "Wait, you'll know soon." β
Today, Ah Chu asked ** to come out for dinner, and ** originally wanted to refuse.
However, she recently wanted to report an article about Taoism and the Maoshan School, and also wanted to interview Master Lei Gang once.
But there has been no chance.
Thinking that Ah Chu was a person from Fuxi Hall, he could also be regarded as a cultivator, and Master Lei Gang was still his uncle, so maybe he could ask him to help, so he agreed to go to the appointment.
However, after arriving, ** felt that today's Ah Chu was a little different from usual, and asked suspiciously: "Ah Chu, why do you look different from usual today?"
"How's it going, is it good-looking?" Ah Chu was overjoyed when he heard this, and subconsciously wanted to be a licking dog.
However, I thought of Zhang Daochang's admonition to himself.
In the face of such a proud girl, you must not be a 'licking dog', you must also behave coldly, and you can't be completely led by the other party.
Ah Chu immediately restrained his smile again, turned into a polite and calm appearance, coughed, touched his oily back, and pretended to be in a tone: "Actually, it's no different, I usually do this." β
"Oh, yes. ** nodded.
Not only is the dress different from usual, but even the speech is different, which makes people feel weird and a little uncomfortable.
But thinking about asking the other party for help, she didn't say anything.
Soon.
The meal came, and the two began to chat.
Ah Chu strictly followed the pickle girl strategy taught by **, and tried it step by step, the general policy is that I do like you, but I won't say it first, I can't be too obvious, I just need to show my excellence, so as to win the woman's favor.
The word like can't be said easily, and you must let the other party have a certain impression of you before you can say it.
Once you say it, you have to amplify it!
Upstairs, ** and Xiaoli have been paying attention to the situation of the two.
Because this person is not an ordinary person, and his hearing is excellent.
Now there are no guests in Hexing Building, and it is not noisy, so they can hear the conversation between the two downstairs clearly.
Xiaoli frowned, and asked uncertainly: "Ah Chu, do you like this female reporter, do you want to pursue her?"
Smiled and asked, "Did you notice it?"
Xiaoli nodded: "I noticed it." But how do I feel, weird? It seems to like, but not like to like a person's correct way of doing and saying, as if it is not that he wants to pursue others, but that others like him and want to pursue him! Why is that?"
Haha smiled and said, "Keep looking back, you'll know why." β
Ah Chu, this kid, is much more talented than Knorr.
Jia Le is really rotten wood that cannot be carved, teach him to pick up girls, he can't understand the essence at all.
Ah Chu is still a manufacturable material.
Downstairs, the two continued to eat and talk.
The wine has passed three rounds, and the dishes have passed five flavors.
**Breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that the meal was finally going to be finished.
If she didn't finish eating, she couldn't help but leave early.
Today's meal made her uncomfortable to death, Ah Chu was like a fool, and she didn't know what she was saying inexplicably after a meal.
Inexplicably arrogant, inexplicably feeling good about yourself, and inexplicably bragging.
Now there is no word 'straight man', otherwise ** will definitely scold straight man cancer in my heart!
She can only secretly think now, is it because she rejected Ah Chu two days ago, which made him suffer too much blow, and his brain is not normal?
Originally, she wanted to ask Ah Chu for help today, but in this way, she didn't find a chance to speak!
After thinking about it, she wasn't ready to speak, and she didn't bother to ask Ah Chu for help.
"I'm full. ** wiped his mouth and said.
When Ah Chu heard this, his spirits perked up.
According to what Zhang Daochang said, now is the time for the fire, and it is time to launch a general attack!
"Ahem......"
Ah Chu coughed a little nervously, and began to think that he should use that sentence as a starting point, which would be more appropriate and appropriate for the situation.
Zhang Daochang taught him a bit more secrets.
Zhang Daochang said, the master led the door to practice in person. He can give himself cheats, but how to use them, what words to use on what occasions, and he still has to judge the situation by himself.
The right time, with the right words, is important.
Otherwise, not only will the effect be greatly reduced, but it may even be counterproductive.
Ah Chu looked around at the almost eaten meals on the table, rolled his eyes, and suddenly had an idea in his heart, and asked, "Do you want to drink something anymore?"
**Shaking his head: "I've eaten so much that I can't drink anymore." β
Ah Chu said, "But I want to drink something." β
** Helplessly: "Then you can order it again." β
Ah Chu smiled and said, "What I want to drink, I can't order it here." Do you know what I want to drink?"
"What to drink?"
"I want to take care of you!"
**οΌβ......β
She looked at Ah Chu blankly, completely confused by Ah Chu's sudden commotion.
Looking at the shocked look, Ah Chu's eyes lit up, and he thought that his attack had an effect, so he immediately said, "Do you know what I want to eat?"
"Eat...... What to eat?" ** asked subconsciously.
Ah Chu looked at ** with a stupid face, and said affectionately: "I want to look at you stupidly!"
The corners of his mouth twitched.
"Why are you hurting me?"
"I ...... What did I do to you?"
"You make me like you so much!"
**Eyelids jumped.
"Recently I wanted to buy a piece of land. β
β......β
"You don't know what land, do you? I want to buy your dead land!"
**Both fists were clenched tightly, and the body was a little trembling, and I was completely speechless.
But Ah Chu didn't notice that the atmosphere was wrong at all, but thought that ** was moved by himself, so he suddenly stood up, walked to **'s side, pretended to be surprised, and said, "There seems to be something on your face?"
As he spoke, he was about to reach out and touch his fair and beautiful face.
The stiff ** still reacted relatively quickly, and immediately flashed, dodged Ah Chu's hand, and after touching himself, he asked vigilantly: "What is on my face?"
Who knew that Ah Chu was persevering, still stretched out his hand, stroked it lightly on the face of the **, and said, "Your face is a little beautiful!"
"Ahh
** Finally couldn't help it, and screamed directly, the suppressed and accumulated emotions of this meal couldn't be suppressed, and all of them exploded, and he slapped Ah Chu hard with his backhand.
Syllable!
The slap was heavy and loud, and a red palm print immediately appeared on Ah Chu's face.
And ** was red-eyed and shouted: "Hooligans!"
Then he was about to flee in a hurry with his camera.
Ah Chu was stunned by this slap.
What's going on?
Everyone had a good conversation, why did you suddenly slap me?
What am I doing wrong?
I did exactly what Zhang Daochang instructed me to do?
Is there something wrong with it?
After waiting for half a sound, ** all escaped from Hexing Building, Ah Chu reacted, covered his red and swollen face and hurriedly chased out, shouting: "**......**...... Don't go! Listen to me! I'm not a hooligan!"
Upstairs box.
Looking at the farce between the two downstairs, Xiaoli couldn't help laughing, and slapped the table breathlessly: "Haha...... Hahahaha...... I'm laughing to death! This Ah Chu is too stupid! He really likes **, and he really wants to chase others! But how can he chase girls like this? This is not chasing girls, he is intimidating girls, okay?"
"It's the first time I've seen someone chasing a girl like this! I'm afraid I'm not a fool!"
"Ouch...... No, I'm going to die laughing!hahahaha!"
While Xiaoli laughed, the ** opposite her was also a little dazed at the moment.
I rub!
What's going on?
Ah Chu, this kid, has played well? He is not without understanding, he is very good at step-by-step, and the rhythm is well controlled.
How could it be like this?
It shouldn't be!
Looking at Xiao Li, who was smiling and trembling on the other side, ** fell into deep thought, and her cheeks were a little hot.
Could it be ......
Is there a bug and problem with my pickle girl strategy?
This problem is serious!
I couldn't help but start my first self-doubt.
When Xiaoli's laughter finally stopped a little and slowly calmed down, **After a few hesitations, she still asked: "Xiaoli, do you think Ah Chu's actions just now are funny?"
"yes, it's funny! It's funny. Xiaoli said.
"Where...... What's so funny?" ** asked weakly.
"It's funny everywhere! There's nothing bad about it, from beginning to end! How can anyone chase girls like this, it's just funny!" Xiaoli shook her head.
The corners of his mouth twitched.
Funny from start to finish?
How is this possible!
** Retorted a little angrily: "Even if the previous ones may be a little funny, but what about the few love words that Ah Chu said in the end? Are they also funny? Don't you think these love words are very touching?"
"Touching?" Xiaoli didn't laugh much at all, but when she heard ** this sentence, she couldn't help laughing again, and said: "The next few sentences are the funniest ones, okay! I don't think it's touching, it's obviously embarrassing that it can't be more embarrassing! Don't you see, in the end** heard these words, did your body tremble, and finally couldn't help it, and slapped Ah Chu and scolded him for being a hooligan." I believe that not only **, any woman will want to hit someone when she hears this kind of words, right?"
I want to hit someone...... Hit......
This sentence echoed in the mind of **, and I was deeply shocked.
How could this be?
Wrong!
Something must be wrong!
** His head turned quickly, and he hurriedly said: "Is it that Ah Chu, this kid is too bad, so saying this kind of love talk will make people feel funny and make people want to beat people?"
Xiaoli looked at ** a little strangely, and wondered: "Why do you say that?"
**I can't care so much, in order to be anxious to prove that I am a love expert and restore my self-confidence, so I said without words: "Change people, think about it carefully, if I said those words to you just now, how would you feel?"
"Zhang Gongzi, you said such a thing to me?" Xiaoli was stunned when she heard this, then thought about it seriously, and finally shook her head with a smile: "No, no." Even if I like you, Zhang Gongzi, if you say something like this to me, I won't want to hit someone when I hear it, but I will also think it's funny! Really, if it's a normal love story, a girl might like to hear it. But what Ah Chu said just now is really not a love story, it is just funny. β
The last glimmer of hope was also dashed.
**The mood can't help but feel a little heavy.
The reason for the heavy mood is not only because his identity as a love expert has been denied and overturned, but also because the bubble girl theory is wrong. Looking back, along the way, I accidentally missed a lot of children, Wencai, Qiusheng, Jia Le, and now A Chu......
The more important reason is because ** is now in my heart, I desperately miss someone.
"Is it meant to make you laugh?"
**Muttering.
But.
There was once a beautiful and understanding girl who loved to hear me say things like that.
Every time I say something like this, her eyes will smile like a crescent moon, shy and happy.
It turns out that I have never been a master of love, and I don't know how to talk about love.
My self-confidence, all of which I thought I had, was given to me by her.
Only she will think that my words are the most beautiful love words in the world.
There will be no second person in the world except her.
"Tingting, wait for me!"
**Covering his chest, he was silent for a long time.
After a long while, he let out a long breath.
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(The 7,000-word chapter! is a plus chapter, so I won't separate it.)
Thanks for reminding me, in order not to be harmonious, the name of the newspaper in the previous chapter was changed, not called Guangming Daily, but Zhaohui Daily.
It's the last time I'll use a local love stalk!
In fact, I wanted to write this plot a long time ago, and I wanted to wake up the arrogant Zhang with a slap. Recently, I heard an old song "That Girl Du Talk", and the single cycle was a bit addictive, so I wrote this chapter. οΌ