Before dawn, he picked me up from the bed.

I poked my eyes that I couldn't open, very angry, but I dared not speak out against him.

He is used to going to bed early and getting up early, and I am every day, I don't sleep if the moon doesn't sleep, and I can't afford the sun when I don't sleep.

Ignoring my little temper, he still brought hot water as usual, washed me half-asleep, sorted out my clothes, combed my long hair, and put a cherry blossom hairpin on my hairpin......

It's just that he doesn't know what kind of tricks he has committed in the past few days, and he tortures me every day to practice calligraphy.

I said, I don't want to practice.

He didn't give up, hugged me to the desk, coaxed me like a child, and said, "Daughter's family, it's always good to practice more calligraphy." ”

Every time this happens, I can't resist his sudden gentleness, and I can't push it back, so I make a half-push and half-push, honestly lying on the desk and drawing a picture of the gourd painting scoop, hoping to get by.

He sat next to me, brewed a pot of tea, held a book, flipped through the book in his hand, and sipped the tea.

I couldn't bear it anymore without him a cup of tea, and I said to him:

"Uncle Xiao, my hands are sore, can I not write?"

I placed my aching hands in front of him and made a deliberate gesture of not being able to lift them.

He looked up at me, his face pale:

"I didn't finish writing it once, and I cried and screamed that my hands were sore, which was too hypocritical. ”

I was a little angry, where was my hypocrisy?

I think that at the beginning, I spent half my life cultivating in order to find you, but I was just to borrow a lamp of consciousness from Lao Jun?

I think at the beginning, I knew that I had hurt you by mistake, and I couldn't sleep every night?

I think that at the beginning, I was willing to go down to earth to be a mortal for you, be patient, and wait for you for 60 days in the ice and snow, braving the cold, am I hypocritical?

I want to ......

The more I thought about it, the more angry I became, and the more I thought about it, the more aggrieved I became, so I said to him with a black face:

"It's been so long, and you don't know how to change your bullying problem. ”

He was stunned.

It seems that I don't know that my words make me sad.

He quickly put down the book in his hand, quickly got up and walked behind me, he bent down and hugged me from behind, held my hand with both hands, and said in my ear: "Don't make trouble, come, I'll teach you to write." ”

Here we go again.

But I, still powerless to fight back, were defeated in front of him again and again.

The city, which thought it was very strong, fell in a second.

......

It wasn't until later that I figured out why he always let me practice calligraphy.

I've always loved to join in the fun.

Two days ago, the son of Uncle Li's family in the east of the city was busy marrying a wife.

I'm busy every day, and I'm very enthusiastic.

I am not only enthusiastic about his family, but also the villagers from all over the country praise me for my enthusiasm.

Uncle Li is such a son, although the family is not rich, but the wedding wants to be decent, after all, people marry once in their lives.

I work extremely hard, Uncle Li doesn't say it, but I know that he is very grateful to me from the bottom of my heart.

Every time I left after helping, I always grabbed one of his local chickens and asked me to make up for it.

It's hard to resist the enthusiasm, so I accepted it as a matter of course.

Uncle Li's eyes are not good, and his son can't read a single word, but he wants to paste a pair of festive couplets at the gate to welcome this family business.

It is my duty to take the brunt of this festive work.

Without further ado, I asked Uncle Li to find pen, ink, paper, and inkstone.

I sighed at the pen, looked at the two big red papers, and with a wave of the pen, it was as fast as the wind.

It only takes three or two clicks, and you're done.

I clapped my hands and felt like I had two clicks......

Uncle Li clapped his hands and applauded me, and Uncle Li's son was also very satisfied.

And I'm even more proud.

Until the wedding day, I dragged him, who didn't want to join in the fun, to attend the wedding banquet of Uncle Li's son.

He stood at the gate, looked at the two couplets on either side of the gate, and immediately recognized that it was my magnum opus.

He stared straight and blinked......

His eyes seemed to have been stung by the sun, and he seemed to have been spicted by chili peppers, in short, very strange......

After a wedding banquet, he didn't even dare to raise his head......

I didn't understand until today.

No wonder he tortured me to practice calligraphy, because he was afraid that I would embarrass him......

I felt that I had to reason with him about this, so I walked up to him.

He said, "Uncle Li and his son don't dislike it, what do you dislike it? Isn't it your daughter-in-law?"

He looked at me, looking uncertain, and replied in a half-hour:

"Uncle Li's eyes have always been bad, he can't see what you have drawn, his son is illiterate, but he thinks that he looks the same as any word, so he has no chance to dislike you. ”

When I heard it, I couldn't refute half of his sentence, but I was a little stuffy in my heart, so I blurted out again:

"I said Bing Ruohan, are you on a par with me today, your handwriting is so good, why don't you write?"

When he heard me call him by his name, he looked at him with an unharmonious look, and said, "I've never been nosy, unlike somebody, who is always busy." ”

Someone, doesn't that mean me?

The more I listened, the more angry I became: "Uncle Li's family's affairs, why is it an idle matter, you are cold and cold to everyone, and you deserve to make friends." ”

He was straightforward and refused to give in: "I don't need friends." ”

I followed his words: "Then you will abandon me, and you can live alone." ”

I was about to leave, but I found that he had a cramping cough after listening to me.

The sound of "cough cough ......" made me panic.

I didn't want to pay attention to him, so I became even more lawless, unobtrusive, and said:

"It's because you have no conscience, Uncle Li gave us three local chickens, let us make up for our bodies, you are ......"

"Look at people all day long, ...... like strangers"

“......”

I chattered.

He kept "coughing, coughing, coughing", and in the end, he actually covered his heart with both hands.

Every time I saw him covering his heart, I was scared half to death......

I was so frightened that it turned cloudy for a while, so I rushed forward to help him rub it, and asked:

"Does your heart hurt again?"

In that life, I passed through his heart with a sword, and in this life, he always shouted that his heart hurt at every turn.

I'm afraid, very afraid.

The injuries he once suffered, even if they scabbed, were a pain for me for the rest of my life.

This injury, I am dead, I am afraid that the reincarnation of the third life will not be able to escape.

Immediately I bowed down to him like a meek lamb:

"I was wrong, it's all my fault, I shouldn't let you do what you don't want to do, I shouldn't pull you to join in the fun, next time, I won't ...... again"

"I don't write couplets anymore. ”

"I'm ugly, I'm practicing, I'm writing, I'll write it to you right away. ”

“......”

The groveling words I said seemed to have become a good medicine for his heartache.

The more he talked, the faster he got better.

Every time the performance is repeated, the two of us cooperate quite well.

I don't want him to be sad for a moment, and if that heart hurts me again, I'll hurt it too......

Slowly, he seemed to feel a lot more relaxed.

I should also listen to him and practice that word.

The moment I turned around to practice calligraphy......

I had no intention of catching a glimpse of him, secretly, smiling wickedly......

I'm very strange, doesn't his heart hurt?

It hurts, and you can still laugh like this?

......

The three local chickens sent by Uncle Li were very fat.

I thought about it, that time in the Nine Heavens, he didn't drink the Ten Perfection Tonic Soup I made himself, and it was a pity.

This time, I must let him taste it......

I walked over to the chicken coop and looked at the fat chicken, embarrassed......

I know very well that if you want to make a perfect tonic soup, you must first learn to kill chickens.

However, I listened to the chicken's "clucking" and panicked, I didn't dare to kill it......

So, I dragged the only male in the family, Bing Ruohan.

Clinker, he walked to the chicken coop and looked at the chicken for a long time, both of them were very timid, like soldiers who wanted to flee on the battlefield.

I looked anxious and said, "Uncle Xiao, don't stand all the time, you should go and catch it." ”

He swallowed his saliva and said, "You go and get your cherry blossom drunk." ”

I said, "What are you doing with wine? Do you have to be brave enough to kill a chicken? No, you can't drink." ”

He pointed to the chicken and said, "I don't drink it, I give it a drink." ”

I looked at him with a black line running across my face......

He thought of a way to get the chicken drunk with a whole jar of cherry blossoms, and in the end, the chicken drank my cherry blossoms drunk and died......

I just asked him to kill a chicken, and in the end, he didn't even touch a chicken feather, and thus completed the task I had assigned......

And he was very proud to say that he had always been smart, not like someone......

I crossed my face with a black line......

I made a bowl of hot soup with my own hands, and I felt a great sense of accomplishment.

I cautiously brought it to him, trying to see him drink it all.

He picked up the spoon and pecked it lightly, blinking twice.

That expression is very similar to the expression I used to look at the two couplets a few days ago......

I asked, "Is it good?"

He replied excitedly, "Okay...... Drink. ”

I said, "Drink it quickly, Uncle Li said that the local chicken is the most replenishing, and after drinking, my heart will not hurt." ”

He looked at me, cried or not, and nodded without smiling.

He drank the big bowl of soup very obediently.

I'm very satisfied.

Just when I proudly thought how virtuous I was, how much I felt sorry for my husband's good wife.

He shed a tear for no reason, and with a sad face on my face, he said:

"Otherwise, in the future, I'll cook. ”

Alas...... I thought something was wrong.

So he replied to him: "As for you being moved like this, don't cry, I will make a bowl of soup for you every day in the future, and give you a touch every day, okay?"

Instead, he had a black line across his face......

I looked at him like this, and I was also drunk......

......

Half a year later

One day, I went out and met Uncle Li, who said that he would soon become a grandfather.

When I heard this, I was very happy, and I thought to myself, if the little grandson of Uncle Li's family is born, I will definitely hold it every day and play with it.

Uncle Li saw that I heard the news, but he was happier than himself, and asked casually:

"Little Nine Girl, you've eaten three local chickens, you still haven't believed it......"

"Ah...... "I asked, and I thought about it, no one had ever sent me any letters."

For example, Mrs. Li's family held a birthday banquet on a certain day of the month......

For example, Aunt Zhang's house held a housewarming banquet on a certain day of the month......

Another example......

I thought about it for a while, and I was pretty sure that no one had sent me a letter to the feast......

Uncle Li stiffened and smiled at me, as if he couldn't say anything more......

When I got home, I told Uncle Xiao about it......

He was sitting upright with a pot of tea in front of the bookcase, but when he heard me say this, the tea that he was about to drink in his mouth suddenly squirted out......

I wiped the tea that he had splashed with my hand, and hurried over to help him smooth out, looking at him with disgust:

"You choke on tea, you really don't make people worry. ”

He coughed for a while before he recovered.

He looked at me like a fool.

For a long time, he slurred: "You ......"

"You ......"

I saw that he was stammering, and he was very anxious: "What are you, you are dumb......"

He pursed his lips......

My ears were red for no reason......

I finally saw that his ears were red again, so I leaned in and smiled:

"Uncle Xiao, your ears are red again......"

I used to laugh at him like this, and he threw me a terrible gaze that wanted to kill me.

This time, he was uncharacteristically and only said two words:

"Don't make a fuss. ”

He didn't scold me, so I naturally became more bold, and asked after him: "Uncle Xiao, tell me, why are your ears red?"

He didn't dodge anymore, and looked into my eyes with affection.

Half a day

He said, "Or, let's have a baby......

When I heard this, I was immediately stupid.