Chapter 40: Why Are You Again!
Li Ran frowned and looked, and saw a white and handsome little eunuch walking towards him.
"Where did the dog eunuch come from, looking for death, right? With your insult to Her Royal Highness the princess just now, I can chop off your dog's head right now. β
Li Ran said angrily.
Hearing that the voice was so arrogant, he thought it was a noble son of the royal family just now, but he didn't expect it to be a little eunuch!
Do you not spare your life as a eunuch these days?
Legendary ........ Dramatist?
The little eunuch "giggled" and walked over with a smile: "Oh, it's so majestic, it deserves to be the emperor's personal title of Hanlin bachelor, the fourth princess's gentleman, amazing, amazing." β
"Little brother, let me tell you, you make Ye very angry now, but fortunately, Ye is an elegant and easy-going person, so now give you one last chance, immediately go upstairs and help me clean up the room, otherwise, I guarantee that you will taste a more painful experience than cutting eggs." β
Li Ran said in a cold tone.
"Haha, I'm really scared, come on, Li Shilang, you can help me cut it again, people miss it so much. The little eunuch actually laughed, and his voice was so sarcastic that he wanted to hammer his dog's head at once.
"It turned out to be a madman. β
Li Ran shook his head and shouted to the attic: "Gonggong Li, please come down for a while." β
"Hey, don't you want to talk to others?" the little eunuch looked disappointed.
Li Ran didn't bother to pay attention to him, and after the eunuch Li Gonggong, the leader of the direct palace eunuch, came down, he would definitely not let this little eunuch have good juice to eat.
"Bachelor Li, I heard that you have the luck of the heavenly Qu Xing, you are only eight buckets, and you are exported into a poem, today in front of the Shenwu Gate, you are even more talented empowerment, shocking the audience, the little one also happened to write a poem, can you please comment and comment?"
The little eunuch suddenly said with a mysterious expression.
"What about my mother? Seeing that there was no one around, Li Ran couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth.
The little eunuch was not angry, raised his head to look at the sky, and groaned to himself: "The bright moonlight in front of the window, suspected to be frost on the ground, raise your head ......."
"Xiao Liuyan!?"
Li Ran's face changed drastically, and he rushed forward with an arrow step, covering the other party's mouth: "! You don't want to be spicy? Now that the empress is searching for you all over the country, you still dare to come to the palace!?"
"Li Shilang, what do you call the old slave to order? But what else do you need to do? The old slave immediately sent someone to do it!" At this time, Gonggong Li walked up with a shy smile and was extremely courteous.
Now the father and son of the Li family, one of them entered the Dali Temple, and the other was awarded the title of Jinshi, so that they shook the imperial capital, and they seemed to be a rising upstart in the court.
Li Ran glanced at Xiao Liuyan, who was dressed as a little eunuch, and hurriedly said: "No, nothing, I just asked if you have arranged it, there have been some changes in worshipping the gods today, I am a little tired, I want to go back to the house as soon as possible to rest, as for ...... I'll tell you if I need anything in the future!"
"Take care of it, take care of it! Li Shilang, you can just go upstairs!" After Li Gonggong finished smiling, he glanced at the "little eunuch" next to him, and let out a light "Huh" in his mouth: "Which department are you on an errand for......?"
Xiao Liuyan didn't answer, but looked at Li Ran calmly.
Li Ran was only stunned for a moment, then walked up with a natural face, hugged Xiao Liuyan's shoulder, and said: "Gonggong Li, this is my childhood friend, because of his lofty ambitions and his desire to serve the royal family, he entered the palace a few years ago as a father-in-law, and now he finally meets again, it is not easy, he is currently ...... The Imperial Horse Warden is on an errand. β
He casually reported to a more partial department, presumably this Gonggong Li is a direct palace supervising the chores of the inner palace, he shouldn't be familiar with it, right?
"Oh, that's a colleague of the Imperial Horse Warden. Gonggong Li said with a smile: "Okay, then Li Shilang, you will continue to reminisce, let's take a few leaves." β
"Father-in-law Li, you go slowly. Li Ran let out a long sigh of relief.
......
"Father-in-law...... I...... I've been in the Imperial Horse Prison for a while, and I've never seen that little eunuch at all!"
On the way back from the group of eunuchs, a fifteen or sixteen-year-old little eunuch whispered.
"Little bolt, is this still useful, you say? My father-in-law only glanced at it twice, and then he knew that there was something wrong with the little eunuch. Li Dehai sneered.
"Can this also be seen?", the father-in-law is so discerning!" said the other little eunuch with a flattering face.
Li Dehai waved his hand and said: "It's not a good thing, I've been on an errand in this palace for a long time, and the trick will naturally light up, first of all, let me ask you, who of you has high ambitions and entered the palace to be a eunuch? Isn't this?"
"Besides, have you ever seen a eunuch whose fingers were dyed with his nails?"
"Yes, I remember when my father-in-law said this, that little eunuch did have red nails!" one of the little eunuchs recalled.
"Yes, yes, I still vaguely smell a faint fragrance on him, and now it seems that it should be a woman's rouge!" said another eunuch.
Immediately afterwards, everyone cast admiring glances at Li Dehai.
"But isn't this Li Shilang the Fourth Princess, why did he bring a woman to the palace, isn't he afraid of being found and killed!"
A little eunuch said in horror.
"Why?" Li Dehai pointed to the crotch of the little eunuch: "For this thing we don't have, understand?"
A eunuch suddenly realized: "This Li Shilang is a merry boy, now that the fourth princess is young, under the age of marriage, he will find a way to steal food." β
"In my opinion, this little eunuch may be dressed as a palace maid!" said another eunuch.
Seeing that everyone was gossiping, Li Dehai said coldly: "Shut up for me, I warn you, we are just guessing about this, no one is allowed to spread it out, not a word, rot in my stomach and rot into the coffin!
Most of the people were apprentices and grandchildren who had been with him for many years, and when they saw his serious expression, they all said in fear: "I know!"
"That's right. Li Dehai nodded, then looked at the void, and sighed with a sigh: "After Emperor Murong Jun launched a coup d'Γ©tat, the court changed blood, how many people were executed in and outside the palace, and the eunuchs were changed batch after batch, do you know why my father-in-law and I survived?"
The eunuchs shook their heads and listened.
"Remember, today I will simply teach you valuable life lessons as an elder, to sum it up, in fact, it is only two words-"
Li Dehai proudly raised two fingers: "Pretend to be dumb and work hard!"
"Father-in-law...... It's like one, two, three...... Five words......"
"You love to lift the bar!
......
The courtyard of the Four Princesses' Mansion, the second floor of the attic.
"You shouldn't have come. β
Li Ran closed the doors and windows and shook his head.
"But I'm here anyway. β
Xiao Liuyan tore off the human skin mask on his face, revealing a beautiful and slightly bewitching foxy face.
In the end, it was the willow oiran of the year, after such twists and turns of fate, it is still bright and moving.
Li Ran sighed slightly.
"Miss me?"
Xiao Liuyan was half-lying on the bed, her beautiful eyes were flowing, looking at her lover with interest, at this moment, even if she was wearing a black eunuch uniform, it was difficult to hide the charm of her fiery figure.
"I don't really want to!" Li Ran replied coldly.
"Wow, is it so fierce?" Xiao Liuyan grinned and chuckled.
"Well, you go quickly, I won't ask anything, you don't say anything, let's just act like we've never met. Li Ran said with a serious face.
This is a palace full of masters! Xiao Liuyan wants to die, he still wants to live, to borrow a sentence from his elder brother Li Huan, he will never gamble with his life!
"That's not going to work. β
Xiao Liuyan walked over and said with a teasing expression: "I finally sneaked into the palace to see you, even if you want me to go, you have to at least give me a ...... Gifts, huh?"
Not...... This line sounds normal, why does it always feel a little weird?
Li Ran frowned slightly.
Then, Xiao Liuyan's hand ...... It's starting to be unruly again!!
Li Ran once again grabbed her salty pig hand, and said righteously: "Don't be like this, Princess Liuyan, I am already the fourth princess now." β
"Hehe, do you mean my stupid cousin, Xiao Wan'er?" Xiao Liuyan's eyes flashed with a hint of pain, and he sneered: "She is also worthy of you?"
"If nothing else, I just think you should have more important things to do, don't you...... Have you forgotten your great cause?"
Li Ran deliberately reminded that he only wanted Xiao Liuyan's time bomb to stay away from him now!
In all fairness, as a friend of the robe, he is really benevolent to this woman, and now that the latter is running to die by himself, what can he do?
"Of course I haven't forgotten, but the most important thing I do right now is to do it with you. β
Xiao Liuyan's eyes were blurred, her breath was like an orchid, and her sexy lips were slightly upturned, and she kissed it!
Fortunately, it was pushed away by Li Ran in time!
It is the duty of a gentleman to sit still!
"Miss Xiao, calm down. β
Li Ran sighed, his eyes full of helplessness: "You and I have finished our fate...... Even if you can get my people, you won't get my heart. β
"Just get your person, what do I want your heart for?"
Xiao Liuyan stuck out her tongue, "I'll give you two choices now." β
"Say!" Li Ran hurriedly said.
"First, from me, right now. Second, go to Xiao Xuanyue to report me, go to your precious fourth princess to report me, and exchange my life for your life of wealth and glory. Xiao Liu fluke.
"What about the third?" Li Ran couldn't laugh or cry, this kind of thing of selling women to earn glory and wealth would not be able to be done in his previous life, in this life, and in the next life.
"There is no third, there are only two options. Xiao Liuyan said decisively: "Have you thought about it?"
Li Ran's brain is running rapidly-
"Is this Xiao Liuyan stimulated by something? With her character, she can't withstand the temptation of beauty, but she can still distinguish between big and small things, could it be that she knew about me and Xiao Wan'er, and deliberately came to ask the teacher to ask for guilt?"
"It's impossible, it's too different from her because it's a small loss. Therefore, when she came to the palace, there should be some other secret operation related to her plan to restore the country!"
"Is it an assassination? Unrealistic, the Imperial Palace is so heavily guarded, and there is a bug-level covert organization like the "Near Divine Guard", which is rare in a hundred years, Xiao Liuyan will never make such a rash action, and her force value is zero!"
He was analyzing other possibilities, and he didn't know if it was because it was too hot at noon, so Xiao Liuyan took off the eunuch coat outside.
"You calm down, although this is the Fourth Princess's Mansion, it is difficult to guarantee that there are no people from Dongchang patrolling around. Li Ran swallowed his spit and said.
Xiao Liuyan didn't answer.
Immediately afterwards, a pair of slender and straight beautiful legs appeared.
"Your Highness Liu Yan! I would like to advise you at the end, the great cause is imminent, once you take a wrong step, there will be no turning back!"
Li Ran gritted his teeth, he decided to try to save the other party one last time!
However, Xiao Liuyan stood there stunned, her pink cheeks flushed, and she was still silent.
In the next second, she directly pulled off the last obscene clothes!
"Fuck, you're going too far!"
Li Ran took a deep breath, his eyes were full of murderous aura: "This is the one you showed your sword first, don't blame my brother for being ruthless!"
Cracking sound.
Fifteen minutes later.
"Congratulations, because of the special talent of [Friends of the Royals], you have gained +5 opinion from [Xiao Liuyan] (which has automatically converted into 300 points for you.) οΌβ
I'll go!That's fine!?