Section 50 Sun Da's crotch
The underworld procession, from the Wei, Jin, Southern and Northern Dynasties, to the Sui Dynasty, was the practice of Chang'an City, and even the custom of traveling to the community fire in the Guanzhong area in later generations was also deeply affected. In this case, the official face only watched from a distance and did not interfere. After all, the society is unstable, and the imperial court rotates quickly. The people in the official face are not familiar with the local situation, and the gangsters are needed to restrain the local forces. In order to collect protection money, gangsters must also act under the rules of the official face, and there is a delicate balance between the two.
Every time the team of the Bombing Thunder Gang marched to a place, the shopkeeper in the store would come out, take out a red envelope, and stuff it into the arms of San Laizi. San Laizi will also take out a statue of Master Guan from behind and hand it to the boss, saying in his mouth: "God of wealth blesses, business is prosperous." This is the annual Guandi Birthday Parade, the scene is very warm, followed by a group of children, runny nose, milky voice shouting: "Eat his mother, drink his mother." When the pedestrians on the road saw this team coming, they also avoided it with interest. Long Xiaomo walked at the front of the team, looking so majestic with his chest and belly.
Suddenly, a carriage suddenly drove in front, and four groups of high-headed horses drove the road in front, shouting loudly: "The convoy of the left servant of the Tang Dynasty to shoot Lord Pei Lin has arrived, and the idle people and others have all dodged away." ”
The people do not fight with the officials, this is the creed that the gangsters abide by. Long Xiaomo also had to flash to the side. When the car passed by, Pei Lin opened the sedan curtain, snorted softly, and said: "What kind of world is it, some grasshoppers who are not long-eyed dare to climb on the road." Long Xiaomo listened on the side of the road, and secretly scolded Pei Lian's ancestor for the eighteenth generation: "Who doesn't know that you are the biggest gang leader in Chang'an City, pretending to be in front of Lao Tzu." ”
When Long Xiaomo looked behind him again, he hurriedly lowered his head. It turned out that Pei Lone's convoy was followed by five horses, which turned out to be the five uglies among the seven uglies of Annan, and his feelings had already been tied up with Pei Lone, the old boy.
Annan Wuchou also looked at Long Xiaomo at this time, maybe he felt that Long Xiaomo was a little familiar, but he didn't recognize it for a while, but fortunately, Long Xiaomo wiped a handful of mud on his face in the morning.
Pei Lian's convoy passed, and when Long Xiaomo's team gathered again, the momentum was much worse. Momentum is a very strange thing, and once it is low, it is very difficult to motivate him. Just as the team was walking sullenly, another team suddenly appeared in front, also with an indomitable momentum, shouting loudly: "Emperor Guan has come to the world, and the kitchen knife is mighty." Emperor Guan came to the world, and the kitchen knife was prestigious. "When I looked at it, it turned out to be the team of the Kitchen Knife Alliance. Walking at the front of the team is Sun Da crotch who is shaking his head.
It turned out that the demonstrators of the two gangs had actually met on the edge of the territory. It stands to reason that such a situation generally does not happen, but since it has happened, no one can instigate the masterminds of both sides, and they cannot lose the momentum.
The first person to shout was Long Xiaomo: "I said, the one in front is my grandson's crotch, is it my crotch? I saw you walking and twisting your butt three times from afar, I said that this is your flower willow disease and panning?" Long Xiaomo came up and slapped her face.
Hearing this, Sun Dazi deliberately sent his crotch forward twice, put on an obscene posture, and said: "Didn't I say that this is my little brother Xingxing? I heard that your attributes have been a little stronger recently." Your little pepper Ma Xiaocui was killed by you again. Tut-tut, brother has to say a few words about you here. Your attributes of the Keren have to be collected. You said that Ma Xiaocui, that little waist, that little ass. Brother Jean didn't think about it day and night, so he let you die, you say, aren't you a waste?" said and sent his crotch forward twice, making a lewd move.
As the saying goes, the dead are the greatest, and the obscene posture of Sun Da's crotch is a bit out of bounds. The first thing I didn't hold back was the madman killing, this guy hated the most, he never said hello before hitting someone, and this time too, he stepped on the ground under his feet, and a few pedals passed. The iron ruler was replaced by a knife, spun twice in mid-air, and slashed towards Sun Da's crotch with the help of his waist.
"Wow. The sound of gold and iron intertwining in mid-air was generated. Sun Dazi held a kitchen knife made of gold firmly in his hand, and took the blow of the madman. Under the blow, the madman retreated and flew back, his wrist aching. Maniac killing itself is a bit crazy, and it is his personality to step forward to play with his life even if he knows that he is invincible.
"Giggles," Sun Dazi said with a gloomy smile: "I have long heard that madman killing is a ruthless character who does not want to die in a fight. When I saw it today, it really deserved its name. As he spoke, he exhaled and stomped his front foot on the ground, and actually stepped on a deep footprint on the gravel pavement. This thing speaks softly, and his martial arts are actually on the path of being the most rigid and fierce, and the end is incredible.
Madman killing has always been a fast way to fight fast, and if you can't hit it with one blow, you will rub your body and go up again. Sun Dazi's crotch is left-handed, and the madman will attack the left side when he kills, and he will be caught off guard. But what I didn't expect was that the madman killed faster, and Sun Da's crotch was faster. Before the madman arrived, he saw the golden kitchen knife of Sun Crotch arrive. It was actually a little bit of wind that slashed along the madman's head.
As soon as the madman tried to deflect desperately, he heard a blade slashing from the left. As soon as my ears were hot, I felt the blood flowing. As soon as the madman touched it with his hand, he felt that half of his ears were missing. Sun Da laughed twice in his crotch, and slashed over with a horizontal knife, this time it was really the life of a madman.
"Wow" a sound of gold and iron. This time it was Long Xiaomo who caught Sun Da's crotch knife. After the two knives collided, the two flew back.
Sun Da's crotch brain turned: "Legend has it that Ma Da Bastard disappeared some time ago, and it was Long Xiaomo's hand. Originally, I didn't believe it, but today I took a look. Long Xiaomo's grandson's skill is not weak, and it seems to be above the level of bone forging. I've got to be careful. ”
Long Xiaomo was also shocked in his heart, since Yuan Tiangang had raised his skill to the first level of the Jiedan. Except for the masters of Yuan Tiangang and Li Mi, Long Xiaomo has not yet encountered an opponent who can match. Today, this Sun Da crotch took a knife from himself, his face was not red and his heart was not beating, and he was really a hard stubble.
After a short fight, Sun Da's crotch pressed forward again, taking three steps in a row, and each step made a deep footprint under his feet. Each knife is cut out, it looks flat and stable, in fact, each step is a perfect combination of arm strength, leg strength, and waist strength, and its own strength can play a half effect.
Looking back at Long Xiaomo, there are not many fights, but more of them are the means of sprinkling lime and catching the yin. An upright opponent, today is the first time we have met. Seventy or eighty minions followed, and the majesty must not fall. There is no way, but the dantian transport capacity, the internal force is drummed all over the body, and the moves are dismantled. But for a famous disciple like Sun Da Crotch, he can only be taken by him to the rhythm. The good thing is that Long Xiaomo's speed and internal force are not at a loss, and every knife that Sun Da's crotch cuts over, Long Xiaomo catches it in mid-air.
In fact, Sun Da's crotch here was even more frightened, after the weapon collided a few times. He could basically feel that Long Xiaomo was at least the level of internal force at the first level of Ning Dan. He only has the level of forging the third layer of bones, and he can only gain the upper hand by relying on the advantage of tricks.
"Jingle bell. "A piece of knife, a kitchen knife, kept colliding in mid-air, and you could see the sparks rising straight up in broad daylight. Finally, there was a crisp sound, and the two knives broke apart. After making people fly back, they are secretly saying that they are lucky.