Chapter 8: How Do You Stink?
"Okay, since it's because there's no real qi around here, then I'll go back and buy breakfast, and then go to class, wow, it's really cool!" There was a click, and there was a violent sound of bones rubbing, "Xuanyuan Lie, senior, how did I perform in cultivation just now?
"Well, it's okay, it's basically a normal dragon god body cultivation speed, compared to my non-innate dragon god body, it's really a lot stronger, but I still need to strengthen my efforts!" Although he had already been shocked by Song Ping's cultivation speed in his heart, in order to prevent him from becoming arrogant as soon as he stepped into the path of cultivation, he still didn't praise him more.
"Anla, Anla, I know, I will never be proud, I feel so hungry just after cultivating, buy breakfast and eat!" Song Ping ran down the stairs briskly.
"Uh, ahem, you better take a bath first......" Xuanyuan Lie said embarrassedly.
"Eh, why ?......" didn't wait for Song Ping to finish asking.
"Song Ping, why are you on the playground today, are you here to exercise?" The beautiful voice of Yang Guang came again, Song Ping quickly turned his head and looked, wow, isn't this the goddess Yang Guang who I thought about before going to bed last night......?
"Song Ping?" Yang Guang saw that Song Ping hadn't answered yet, so he leaned in and asked him. "Ah, Song Ping, why does your body stink, does it really stink, does it smell of sweat?" Before Song Ping could reply, Yang Guang's voice sounded again.
Song Ping was pleasantly surprised directly from YY, smelled the clothes on his body, "vomited ......" and quickly held back his desire to gag, "Ahem, I may have not exercised for too long, I just started exercising this morning, and my body is not very adaptable, and I sweat a little a little too much......"
"Uncle, why don't you make it clear, I must have avoided my goddess! Didn't you make her lose all her good feelings for me yesterday? You still think how dirty I am! I obviously take a shower in the bedroom every day!" Song Ping complained to Xuanyuan Lie in his heart.
"I ...... Who knew that after you finished cultivating, your divine body would expel the toxins and debris that had accumulated over the years, and your movements would become so brisk...... Before I could finish, you ran down from the very top of the stands......"
"Ahem, Yang Guang, I just finished exercising, I sweat too much, I ...... Let's go first, go back and take a shower, I'll go buy breakfast later, we'll see you in the classroom!" Song Ping hurriedly waved his hand and greeted Yang Guang and left. Why are you waiting for this if you don't leave? What are you doing if you are embarrassed? This Yang Guang smells the stench on his body again, doesn't he have to vomit directly, how can he develop the next step! God, there is no need to play with me like this! This is just the beginning of my divine body awakening path, is it going to cut off my love path? The strong don't need love?
"Song Ping, I'll wait for you in the cafeteria later, hurry up!" Before Song Ping continued to be in his heart, Yang Guang's beautiful voice came from behind again. Song Ping was almost moved to tears, God, you finally opened your eyes, you didn't play me to death, the goddess seems that this is not smoked by me and doesn't want to pay attention to me! There is still hope and hope, go back and get more shower gel, use more shower gel, wash fragrant, fragrant, well, just do it.
Song Ping rushed back to the dormitory as fast as he could, just opening the door.
"Hey, what's the smell, Song Ping, did you step on outside?" As soon as he returned to the bedroom, the smell on his body spread directly, and Jiahao decisively vomited.
"Phew, you're just stepping on! I'm not blind, okay! I'm like you lie in bed every day, and I've just gotten up now, I've just gone down and run a lot of laps, sweating well!" After speaking, Song Ping rushed into the bathroom directly with his pants.
", Song Ping, hurry up, you son, get up so early, and now you have to use the bathroom to wash, there is no reason, don't make me late!"
"Can I be blamed for this? I don't know which turtle grandson, I called him up at half past seven in the morning, and now it's eight and six, and he just got up, and he didn't brush his face and wash his teeth! You say this can blame me?" "During college, my roommates have long been acquainted, especially Jiahao and Song Ping's two gods, which are grandsons and sons every day, and they always have to stand on each other's side in terms of seniority~
", hurry up anyway, or you'll be late and you'll invite me to breakfast today!"
"I know, I know, I will hurry up without you urging me, Yang Guang is still waiting for me in the cafeteria to buy breakfast together!"
"What are you talking about? Don't brag, you kid, you're making such a fast progress? Then you came out of the playground today when the sun hit the west, and ran because Yang Guang asked you to come along?"
"That's not it, I just feel that I can't be so homely, otherwise a goddess like Yang Guang will look down on me in the end even if she has a good impression for the time being! As for me and Yang Guang today, it was a complete chance encounter, it seems that I really have a fate with her!" Song Ping took a shower and bragged shamelessly, otherwise he couldn't tell Jiahao to go to the playground to practice in the morning, do you believe it? If you believe it, you are not a normal person, okay, have we been in contact with cultivators for so many years?
"Sister, you kid don't have a face, okay, I vomited when I heard it, wash it quickly, I'm special. Jiahao couldn't help but complain.
"Okay, okay, I know it's a big blow to you, don't say it, I'll take a shower" After speaking, Song Ping directly stopped talking and sped up, after all, the goddess was still waiting for him in the cafeteria.
Eight minutes later, Song Ping came out of the shower, put on his clothes directly, and shouted to Jiahao: "I won't wait for you, Yang Guang is waiting for me, bye, bye, bye, hurry up, don't be late~" After speaking, he rushed out of the door as quickly as possible, and after waiting for spring for many years, he couldn't hide the excitement in his heart......
", heavy color......" Jiahao hadn't finished speaking, Song Ping had already disappeared, "Eh, did he use to be so fast?" Jiahao was a little puzzled.
On the first floor of the cafeteria, Song Ping rushed to the top of the canteen, opened the curtains, and saw Yang Guang standing in the crowd like a peacock, and Bai Fumei's appearance was directly revealed.
"Song Ping! this!" Yang Guang had been standing at the breakfast window waiting for him, often looking at the door of the cafeteria, so before Song Ping could say hello, Yang Guang saw Song Ping directly, his eyes lit up directly, and he shouted hello.
"Uh-huh, here it is. Song Ping ran directly to Yang Guang.
"I thought I would wait for you for a while, but I didn't expect you to be so fast, you're tired from exercising, I'll buy you what you eat. Yang Guang said softly.
"Well, I'll just do it myself, I'm so embarrassed. Song Ping was immediately embarrassed.
"It's okay, isn't it just this time, if you don't say it, I'll buy it myself. ”
"Well, then you can buy whatever you want, I like to eat everything you buy. Song Ping touched the back of his head embarrassedly.
"Okay, then I'll buy it casually, Auntie will come with two siu mai, then four meat buns, one egg at a time, well, and then two cups of soy milk thank you." Yang Guang said to the aunt in the cafeteria.
"You boys should be quite able to eat, so I'll give you all four meat buns and eggs, and I'll have enough for two siu mai." ”
"Uh-huh, okay, okay, I said I love what you buy, hehe"
"Stupid ......" Yang Guang's face suddenly turned red.
"Big brother, look over there, Yang Guang and Song Ping are together. Not far away, the voice of Meng Yunfeng and his dog's legs sounded, although the distance was a little far, but Song Ping had already begun to cultivate, and the divine body had awakened, so his hearing had improved much compared to before, I don't know how much. "Hehe, good boy, you have such a fat guts, dare to soak the woman that Lao Tzu has a crush on, go, go over. Meng Yunfeng gritted his teeth and said.
"What a coincidence, Yang Guang, I can meet you in the cafeteria. Meng Yunfeng stepped forward and said to Yang Guang.
"Meng Yunfeng, I already said it yesterday, I'm not interested in a playboy like you, so don't come and talk to me at every turn, I don't like it, and I don't want to talk to you. After saying that, he turned his head to the side.
Meng Yunfeng's face sank directly, and he turned his head to Song Ping and said, "Boy, you are a little ignorant, you didn't give up your seat yesterday, what's the matter? You still want to soak Yang Guang? You don't pee to take care of yourself, are you worthy? Want to eat swan meat with a toad?"
When Yang Guang heard this, he directly pulled Song Ping behind him, "Meng Yunfeng, don't go too far, I have a good impression of Song Ping and took the initiative to find him together, as for you, in my heart, a hundred of you are not as good as Song Ping, men mainly have to give women a sense of security and steadfastness, do you have it? Don't compare me with those money worshippers you used to make, to be honest, I don't care about your stinky money." ”
"Little girl, take your breakfast and give it to you. Auntie handed the breakfast bag to Yang Guang.
"Thank you, Auntie. After speaking, he took the breakfast bag directly, and then pulled Song Ping's mobile phone and left, leaving Meng Yunfeng to stand in place with his little brothers with a gloomy face.
"Big brother, this kid directly snatched your woman away? Can this be endured?" asked Meng Yunfeng's dog-legged Li Huatian.
"Shut up, damn it, can I bear it? Hehe, good boy, the toad wants to eat swan meat, have the courage, there are too many people here, find a chance to pull him out alone, I'll teach him a good lesson!" Meng Yunfeng said hatefully.