Chapter 3: Take my brother away

"You see, there is no thing in my yard to build a spiritual shed. Why don't you pay the money first, and I'll go out and buy some things for the mourning hall?"

Zhang Changkong hurriedly stopped the little fairy.

If you die now, who will I ask for money? Do you want me to wipe my neck and chase you for money?

You can't do a loss-making business with your life, although the little fairy is indeed beautiful, but she doesn't want to be a romantic ghost yet......

"Well, it's to pay first. Otherwise, you'll have to wait on Huangquan Road to ask for money. ”

The little fairy patted her head embarrassedly, took off the storage ring on her little finger and threw it over.

"It's a bit much!"

Zhang Changkong took it and swept it, and was pleasantly surprised to find that there were actually ten jade fish in it, and he put them on his fingers.

The exchange ratio of jade fish and copper fish is one to thousand, and ten jade fish is a full ten thousand copper fish!

I've saved up for so long, and I don't have the net worth of ten jade fish...... This money is enough to buy the mansion in Yunlu!

Rich man......

Zhang Changkong smiled, but he didn't mean to pay her back, anyway, they were all people who were going to die, and they didn't have to cheapen others.

"I'll reward you for the rest, it's useless for me to ask for them anyway! In case someone comes to pay their respects, you keep them a little longer......"

Zhang Changkong was surprised that someone would come to mourn, and just as he wanted to ask, he saw the little fairy's sleeve wave, and the whole courtyard suddenly changed.

The white lanterns hung all over the courtyard wall, the conjuring flags fluttered in the wind, and a huge vermilion coffin was placed in the main hall, and the paper money in the brazier was burning very strongly, and the aroma was so thick that even the severed head meal was still steaming.

This is well prepared, and there should be no shortage of things used in the mourning hall......

I don't know when the coffin lid has been turned aside, and the little fairy didn't say anything more, turning into a red light and flying into the coffin.

A dead breath instantly diffused from the coffin.

This, just dead?

Zhang Changkong was still stunned, "Bang!" and a wooden sign fell in front of him.

Leaned over and picked it up, took off the three-foot filial piety cloth wrapped in the wooden card, and saw a row of big characters written on it: Senior Sister Yang Wan'er's Spiritual Position.

"It's a pretty nice name, but it's a pity that I can't think of it at a young age. Just now, she was a fresh little fairy, and she said that she would die, but she was not blind with a good figure in vain......"

Zhang Changkong muttered a few words in a low voice, smiled bitterly with the spirit card, and walked towards the coffin.

I haven't asked where I'm buried, so I died, and I'm in a hurry to be reincarnated, right?

Death is something that Zhang Changkong is familiar with, and he can't fake it, since the little fairy is dead, the next thing is his own work.

Zhang Changkong has always collected money to do things, and Tong Su is not bullied, and he will never ignore people because they are dead.

You can be shameless when you ask for money, but you must be serious when you work, which can make people doubt your character, but you must not let people doubt your professional attitude towards the crying spirit.

Why don't you make a film first?

Forget it, it's still for Yang Wan'er...... Uh, let's cry well for the little sister!

......

An hour later.

"I'm still smart, let me play such a beautiful trick, see if you can still catch me! By the time you react, I've already got the scriptures......!"

In the night sky, a Qingluan spread its wings, as fast as a meteor, and flew towards Qingqiu.

On Qingluan sat the dead little fairy Yang Wan'er, thinking of the super slippery golden cicada coming out of her shell, she couldn't help but be overjoyed.

"Well, this weeping spirit man is practical enough, very dedicated, and there is no ambiguity at all in collecting money and doing things. It seems that ten jade fish are not wronged at all. ”

"Actually, the fake senior brother is white and clean, with sword eyebrows and starry eyes, and he is still quite handsome and handsome! I really couldn't bear it just now, but it's a pity that it just happened to hit the place where I landed. ”

"Well, the first time I saw my senior brother, I felt a little deer in my heart...... Bah, that's a mortal, I'm a real immortal, and I must not touch the heart of a mortal!"

"If only he were an immortal......"

"Even if you are a monk, you are just a monk in the foundation building period, and it is very difficult to become an immortal...... You better don't make excuses for yourself!"

"Yes, he takes money to do things, even if he dies, he deserves it...... However, it's best not to be found by the people of the Heavenly Plains Immortal Sect, this senior brother's name can sometimes kill people!"

There are so many inner dramas of the little fairy!

"Huh, what are you crying about, a pair of geese floated down from the lake, and the female goose is not called the male goose?"

When Yang Wan'er suddenly heard this, she immediately blushed.

"Senior brother, do you want to be so sensational? You are just a crying spirit, a fake senior brother, I ask you to cry for me, but I don't have any good intentions......"

Yang Wan'er has been busy cultivating to become an immortal, and she has never talked about love, let alone finding a Taoist partner.

At this moment, when I heard Zhang Changkong holding her spirit card, crying and singing lingering love words, her breathing suddenly became a little short, and her cherry mouth was even tighter.

"Uh, senior brother stood up, why did you still come over...... Do you want to do it?"

"Senior brother, isn't this good...... It's outrageous, it's excessive?"

"What? I grew up bare-bottomed with you?"

"Huh, I'm good enough to wear a pair of pants with you?"

"Huh, still in a couple with your loving wife?"

"This, this ......"

Just now, Yang Wan'er was still looking forward to Zhang Changkong not being caught, but at this moment, she was already so angry that she gritted her teeth, and she couldn't wait to let Qingluan turn around and go back immediately, and slap this crying spirit man to death!

"You Tianyuan Immortal Sect's rice buckets, haven't you found a place yet? You don't have the ability to chase me, can't you even find a place to stay?"

"I've given you all breath, if you can't find it, it's really a pig!"

"Can't you go faster? If you don't come again, I don't know what embarrassing things will come out of this guy's mouth. ”

Yang Wan'er blushed, and she was about to beg the gods of the heavens!

"Come quickly, take my senior brother away!"

......

"July 7 in July, the Cowherd and Weaver Girl are married and married, and the gods can also be pairs, senior brother, I can only sleep alone without you, I really suffer without my little sister......"

Zhang Changkong naturally didn't know Yang Wan'er's careful thoughts, and he was still changing the lyrics in different ways.

From "You at the Same Table" to "The Brother Who Sleeps on My Top Bunk", from "The Little Widow Crying Grave" to "The Widow Crying Wife in December", ......

crying and singing one after another to ensure that there is no repetition, it's just a matter of changing the names of some protagonists, what's so difficult for Zhang Changkong?

But it's hard to squat and sit all the time, even if you don't have to kneel.

Zhang Changkong stood up and accidentally wanted to walk towards the coffin......

I can't help myself!

I have secretly warned myself many times, although the little fairy looks like she is only sixteen or seventeen years old, but that incomprehensible cultivation is a thousand-year-old witch!

But......

The SLR mirror is not willing to be lonely!

Zhang Changkong stood by the coffin, took a deep breath to settle down, and was about to look down at the coffin, but was stunned to find a person standing opposite the coffin.

Silently......

Dressed in plain clothes, it is extremely white!