Li Jing saw that it was Long Xiaomo, snorted, turned his head and ignored it.

Seeing Long Xiaomo, the red-whisked girl hated Long Xiaomo even more, and said, "Dengzi, when I go out, see me give you a good look." ”

Long Xiaomo said with a smile: "Misunderstanding, hero, we are all misunderstandings." It is true that I did not steal Mrs. Zun's underwear. ”

The red-whisked girl said, "Could it be that my eyes are blind? I personally searched it out of your Dragon Mansion." Long Xiaomo, no matter what, you are also a person with a head and a face in the south of the city. I didn't expect to do such a thing. Either you are the thousand taels of gold of Tu Tiefeng. Or, you just deliberately want to humiliate me and Brother Jing. ”

Long Xiaomo spread her hands out and said, "Little lady, you really misunderstood me today." My lady is very strict, and if I did this kind of thing, she would break my leg. ”

Li Jing said: "If you are strict, you will also molest women on the street, who can prove your innocence?" Li Jing's logic seemed to come around in a circle, which suddenly made Long Xiaomo feel panicked.

"His innocence, I'll prove it. A familiar voice came from behind Long Xiaomo, and he didn't look back to know that it was Xing Ling'er coming.

The red-whisked girl raised her head, looked at Xing Ling'er, and said, "Oh, yes, she can be regarded as a peerless beauty." Long Xiaomo, this little gangster, is not shallow. But Madame Long, how do you prove that your husband didn't do such a trivial thing?"

Xing Ling'er said: "It's very simple, because I hung him on the flagpole that night. ”

Long Xiaomo said: "Hey, woman, do you know what is called family ugliness and not publicize." ”

The Red Whisk Girl smiled again and said, "If that's the case, just talk about it, do you think I'll believe it?"

Li Jing suddenly asked, "I just heard Iron Hand Liu say, are you the person of Li Shimin, the king of Qin?"

Long Xiaomo said: "This, how can you say it? My Long Xiaomo's Explosive Thunder Gang is doing some pickling tricks to collect protection money, but the money I collected, King Qin didn't ask for anything. But you say I'm not from King Qin, right? I can be regarded as sympathetic to that kid from Li Shimin, and everyone in Chang'an knows it. Long Xiaomowu wanted to talk endlessly.

Li Jing waved his hand and said, "Okay, I believe in you." ”

The red-haired girl looked at Li Jing in surprise and said, "Brother Jing, you have obtained both stolen goods, how can you believe such a disciple." ”

Li Jing said: "I can't tell who is true and who is false. But I know the political landscape. Li Shimin is now being targeted by the crown prince and the three princes. Therefore, the things that blame others, Tie Feng can do it. What's more, there is no need for Li Shimin to offend me now. ”

Long Xiaomo stretched out his thumb and said, "Open people, it's to the point." I, Long Xiaomo, didn't look away, Brother Li is a hero worth befriending. ”

Li Jing waved his hand and said, "I'm just saying that in this matter, I believe in you." But according to Brother Long's personality, I want to be friends with me, Li. Li still has to think about it. ”

Long Xiaomo was born in a gangster, and he was most afraid that others would look down on him. Just now, he wanted to befriend Li Jing, and then use Li Jing as a gunman and turn around to deal with Tie Feng. I didn't expect Li Jing to be so unpopular, and he suddenly hated the root of his teeth, and he was about to have a seizure.

Xing Ling'er stepped on Long Xiaomo behind her back, and then said to Li Jing: "The clumsy husband behaves recklessly, if you offend Brother Li, please bear with me." The Thunder Gang will always be

Your reliable allies, you are welcome to come at any time. Then he grabbed Long Xiaomo's collar and dragged him out.

After going out of the yamen, the two of them walked on the street, Long Xiaomowu was not convinced, and said: "Lady, look at that Li Jing, it is clear that he belongs to a donkey, why don't you let me turn my face with him." ”

Xing Ling'er said: "Xiaomo, there are some things, I am for your good, although I can't explain it to you clearly at the moment, but you will thank me in the future." ”

Long Xiaomo covered her face and said, "Be good to me? Look at what has happened since I went home?" Hanging the flagpole upside down, pouring urine, and slapping my face, do you think I still have the dignity of a man?"

Xing Ling'er burst out laughing and said, "You deserve it, who let you hook up outside all day." If you don't teach you a lesson, who knows if you will bring any cats and dogs home in the future. ”

Long Xiaomo said, "Hey, forget it." By the way, Yang Yuting, what do you think? You are the real queen of our family, can this person get into your eyes?"

Xing Ling'er nodded and said, "Well, I've been talking to her for a long time, and I think she's a good girl. And Ma Xiaocui also gave me a dream and asked me to accept her. ”

Long Xiaomo said: "Ma Xiaocui gave you a dream? ”

Xing Ling'er said: "It was before she was reincarnated, Zhong Kui gave her special approval. Moreover, the family that Ma Xiaocui gave birth to is a martial artist, which is likely to affect the fortunes of the world. ”

Long Xiaomo said: "The martial family's fortune is ghostly all day long. I guess you won't tell me why, will you?"

Xing Ling'er said: "Oh, my husband is getting smarter and smarter. ”

Long Xiaomo said: "Cut, come less, smile and grin, it's not a good thing." ”

Xing Ling'er said: "I tell you good news, do you want to hear it?"

Long Xiaomo said: "Don't listen." ”

Xing Ling'er said: "Don't listen, forget it, I originally discussed it with Yang Yuting, the two of us will serve you alone tonight, just forget if you don't listen." Xing Ling'er spoke, striding forward.

When Long Xiaomo heard the news, she immediately pricked up her ears and said, "I'll listen to it, the lady is the best." ”

"Hmph, don't say good things twice. Xing Ling'er strode forward.

That night, the snow was falling, but inside Long Xiaomo's house was a garden of spring. There were three people sleeping on the huge round bed, and Long Xiaomo finally realized her dream of hugging left and right. After tossing for most of the night, Long Xiaomo was really exhausted.

Then he could only lie down on the bed and say, "Lady, you are so good." ”

"Uh-huh", "um-hmm", two answering voices came from the side. Long Xiaomo knew that the title of lady was too general at this time. Xing Ling'er snorted and laughed next to her, and said, "You only learned today that too many women will have too many women's troubles." ”

Long Xiaomo said: "How can there be, this is a happy trouble, don't worry, your family is strong." This rhythm is still bearable, let the storm come more violently. ”

Xing Ling'er pulled his cheek and said, "You said you were fat and you were still panting." Come back if you have the ability. If the old lady doesn't squeeze it dry tonight, you won't have the surname Xing. ”

Long Xiaomo said: "Do you understand the rules, when you arrive in our Tang Dynasty, you have to follow your husband's surname." In the future, you can't call Xing Ling'er, you have to follow your husband's family name in the future, and you will be called Longxing in the future

Okay stars. You say yes, Yuting. ”

Yang Yuting was too shy at this time, shrinking into Long Xiaomo's arms, her eyes closed tightly, and she didn't even dare to blink.

Long Xiaomo turned back to Xing Ling'er and said, "Shhh, don't make noise, look, the baby is asleep, don't disturb her." ”

Xing Ling'er pouted and said: "People are also babies, no matter, I want to be coquettish, people are also babies, I want to kiss and hug." ”

Long Xiaomo looked down and said, "Is there such a big baby?"

Xing Ling'er saw that Long Xiaomo was looking at her, and she was very proud, and couldn't help but straighten her chest and said, "People are born with this, and there is no way." ”

Long Xiaomo said: "Yes, not only in front and behind, but also in the back, like a peach, hungry to death." ”

Yang Yuting next to her was dissatisfied, and said, "Hey, in the middle of the night, you two can't sleep yet, it's noisy." ”

"Hahaha. Long Xiaomo laughed loudly and said, "I thought you were asleep, but it turns out that you also have times when you can't hold back." Several people were fighting and messing around again, and after a while, the sound of wheezing began again.

The next morning, after a few people had used up the breakfast, Long Xiaomo shouted that he wanted to go out hunting. It turned out that it snowed heavily all night last night, and Chang'an City was covered in a midwinter scene. And this time is also the best time for winter hunting in the suburbs of Chang'an.

It happened that Madman Kill, Wild Boar Skin and San Laizi also went to Long Xiaomo to report their work, and when they heard that Long Xiaomo also went hunting, they also clamored to go with them. So, a large family of people in fresh clothes went out angrily.

Today, they chose the outskirts of Zhongnan Town, which is located in the southern suburbs of Chang'an, bordering the Zhongnan Mountains and Zhong Kui's hometown. During the Sui and Tang dynasties, because the global climate had not yet warmed, the ecology here was particularly good, and various animals appeared in an endless stream, and it is said that there were often South China tigers. In winter, the wealthy nobles of Chang'an often return here to hunt.

Long Xiaomo is not a rich family in Chang'an, but he can be regarded as an outright nouveau riche. The ancient nouveau riche didn't have Mercedes-Benz BMWs, and there was no Apple Plath to show off, so going out hunting with a group of minions was definitely an act of showing off their wealth.

In order to pat Long Xiaomo's ass, Sanlaizi and Wild Boar Skin and others each sent ten sturdy men from the hall to follow, plus a group of tall horses, they really looked like nouveau riche.

Surrounded by a group of tall horses, in the middle is a lame old donkey, which is Long Xiaomo's mount "Thousands of Miles Chasing". In Long Xiaomo's words, to be a man, you have to miss the old, chase thousands of miles of hard work, no matter what I Long Xiaomo, I have to give it a pension.

Within a day, the group walked into the Zhongnan Mountain Range. Sanlaizi had already sent a few dogs to wait here. Find a valley in advance, drive the surrounding prey out of the mountains, and drive into this valley. The valley is very dangerous, and at this time, as long as the lord stands on the top of the valley, he will surely gain something by firing his bow and arrows casually. That's what the rich people in Chang'an City do.

Long Xiaomo took Xing Ling'er and Yang Yuting to stand at the mouth of the valley, and said in her heart: "Let Lao Tzu come to be majestic today and see how the rich live." ”

"Whoa. "Whoa. All sorts of shouts came from the surrounding woods, the shouts of the horses. Then I saw all sorts of prey running out of the woods.