Chapter 49, this system is connected with Lao Tzu
"Congratulations to the host for getting a plate of donkey intestines. ”
Ignoring Mao Xiaowei's feelings, the system continued to provide donkey meat dishes.
Mao Xiaowei said a little unbelievingly:
"I'm going to draw a lottery, and I don't believe I'll be able to draw another donkey meat dish. ”
"Congratulations to the host for winning a basket of steamed dumplings with donkey meat. ”
The system said mercilessly.
Mao Xiaowei complained with a black line:
"Damn, this system is really compatible with Lao Tzu. ”
Now Mao Xiaowei's account balance has another fifty hatred points left.
The result of a small disaster was the harvest of five spirit fruits and three different donkey meat dishes.
In addition to the donkey meat dishes that made Mao Xiaowei feel awkward, the harvest of the five spirit fruits still made him very satisfied.
The family members and servants of the Bull Demon King had heard of Mao Xiaowei's power, so they didn't dare to go home, and they all stood at the gate of the Xuanwu Sect Hall and waited for the Bull Demon King to come back and call the shots for them.
After waiting for an hour, the Bull Demon King finally returned, but there were blood marks on his face and robe from the whipping.
The Bull Demon King was also very depressed, he originally thought that the Sect Master of the Immortal Crane Sect would reduce the punishment for the sake of his annual respectful offerings, but he didn't expect that the Sect Master of the Immortal Crane Sect would use him as a punching bag and personally use the whip to implement family law on him.
Although he is a subordinate of the Crane Sect, he is the head of a sect after all, but in the sect master of the Crane Sect, it seems that he is just a dog who can fight and scold when he wants.
This made the Bull Demon King very uncomfortable, and when he returned home, he saw his wife and daughter crying at the door of the main hall, thinking that the people of the Crane Sect had bullied his wife and daughter, and he took two steps to catch up and inquire only to learn that his home was occupied by a donkey.
Originally, the Bull Demon King had promised the Sect Master of the Crane Sect that he would not anger the Guardian Spirit again, and promised that every time he got the donkey meat, he would give three taels to the Sect Master of the Crane Sect, which was regarded as compensation for the Sect Master of the Crane Sect.
But now, the evil donkey has taken an inch, and he has even occupied his house, if he doesn't beat that donkey, what face will he have to discipline the disciples of the sect in the future.
So the Bull Demon King went to the armory and got a hammer, this time he wanted to knock the evil donkey unconscious, and then plug the rectum of the beast with green bricks and mud, as long as the beast could not let go of the stench, he would not be able to help his old cow.
Thinking like this, the Bull Demon King walked into his small building with a group of disciples who were each armed with weapons and covered their mouths and noses with towels.
Mao Xiaowei was itching on the bed of the Bull Demon King, and he felt like he had lice on his body after not taking a bath for several days.
After rubbing the Bull Demon King's silk bed to a pulp, Mao Xiaowei felt better, and then the Bull Demon King, who was carrying a mace, walked in, and saw that his and his wife's beds were messed up by a donkey, and immediately said angrily:
"The beast suffered. ”
The Bull Demon King roared angrily and pounced on Mao Xiaowei, he knew very well the power of the fermentation of the five grains, so he made a move as soon as he entered the house, not wanting to give Mao Xiaowei a chance to show his magical powers.
Mao Xiaowei dared to go to the Bull Demon King's house to block the Bull Demon King, so he was ready early, and when he saw the Bull Demon King rushing towards him, he immediately aimed his hind hooves at the Bull Demon King.
A strong suction force suddenly sucked the head of the Bull Demon King, and the Bull Demon King suddenly lost his balance and rushed towards Mao Xiaowei.
Mao Xiaowei didn't plan to kick the head of the Bull Demon King, because he would also eat a mace if he did, he just wanted to make the Bull Demon King lose his balance and not be able to lock him.
So after Mao Xiaowei let the Bull Demon King lose his balance, he rolled down from the messy bed, and let the Bull Demon King hit the bed made of mahogany under the drive of inertia.
Mao Xiaowei rolled on a donkey on the spot and stood up, and then took on a posture to perform donkey qigong.
As soon as the warriors who followed the Bull Demon King to take revenge saw that Mao Xiaowei was about to exert his stinky magic power again, they immediately knelt on the ground, kowtowed to Mao Xiaowei again and again, and said one by one with a cry:
"The king spares your life, in fact, we are here to protect you. ”
"That's right, King, we are all your loyal protectors, you can't smoke us to death!"
After Mao Xiaowei heard the words of the warriors, he turned his head and bared his donkey teeth and said:
"Since you are here to protect me, then you will beat the Bull Demon King and give me a beating. ”
When all the warriors heard this, they immediately looked at each other, not to mention that they couldn't beat the Niu Sect Master, even if they could beat it, they couldn't beat it, and if they did something to deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors, they would be spurned by ten thousand people.
Mao Xiaowei saw that all the warriors did not move, and suddenly said coldly in displeasure:
"Since you're so insincere, don't blame me for being rude. ”
Mao Xiaowei said and once again took the pose when he used his supernatural powers, Mao Xiaowei's posture was a nightmare for the Bull Demon King and the martial artists of the Xuanwu Sect.
The martial artists of the Xuanwu Sect suddenly collapsed to the ground in despair and cried.
They were now only three meters away from Mao Xiaowei, and the diameter of a foul of stench was at least ten meters or more, and they couldn't escape if they wanted to.
Just when the warriors thought they were going to die, the Bull Demon King, who stood up from the broken bed, suddenly knelt down to Mao Xiaowei with tears and snot and said:
"My grandfather, I was wrong, please be merciful. ”
"Lao Niu, you are vulgar, the one I put is the fermentation of grains, which is a very elegant performance art. ”
When Mao Xiaowei said this, he also felt that his supernatural powers were as elegant as drinking coffee and listening to a symphony.
The Bull Demon King was naturally confused, but Mao Xiaowei didn't mind the Bull Demon King's ignorance, he just wanted to be anti-vulgar.
Mao Xiaowei continued:
"Lao Niu, I won't be your grandfather, if you are sincere, open the incense hall to worship me as the sect master of your Xuanwu Sect, if you are not sincere, take me a move. ”
The Bull Demon King and the martial artists of the Xuanwu Sect were stunned for a moment, let a donkey be their sect master, would they be able to raise their heads in front of the disciples of other sects in the future?
Mao Xiaowei saw that the Bull Demon King and the disciples looked embarrassed, and continued:
"After worshipping me as the sect master, you can only call me the sect master in the sect, and outside the sect, Lao Niu can also handle all kinds of things in the sect as the sect master of the Xuanwu sect. ”
After hearing this, the Bull Demon King and the disciples immediately dispersed their sad faces, and changed their faces to smiles, they all thought in their hearts that the demon donkey just wanted to play at home, and they didn't really want to control the Xuanwu Sect, so the Bull Demon King took the lead, and everyone knelt down and said:
"Sect Master, please accept my waiting. ”
"Go and gather the elders and the hall masters of the two branch halls, in the Zhongyi Hall in the front yard, the main part of the hall will accept your kneeling, rest assured, after you worship me as the hall master, I will protect you. ”
The Bull Demon King and his disciples didn't take Mao Xiaowei's words to protect the sect to heart, what they were thinking now was that as long as they gave this beast the name of the sect master, they could coax this beast to stop the smell, and at the same time, they must strictly prevent this beast from talking nonsense to the warriors in the immortal residence, and they must not let this stupid thing they do be known by people outside the sect.