Chapter 263: You Hurry Up and Open It to Make Everyone Have Fun
"What's the hurry, isn't there a middle here?" the black bear spirit took a deep breath and said, "If it stands up, then it will naturally be the old black me." ”
Zhu Bajie: "......"
Sha Seng: "......"
Tang Sanzang: "......"
"Holy monk, without further ado, let's decide as soon as possible. The black bear spirit hurriedly handed over a coin respectfully.
"No, if we follow the throwing method of the black bear spirit, then wouldn't the two of us be dead?"
So, Zhu Bajie hurriedly ran forward and said, "Master, if you toss a coin, we have no opinion." But the point is, do we throw a penny or a penny?"
Tang Sanzang: "???"
"Besides, who will toss a few of us? Do you want to toss a coin first to decide who will toss?" Zhu Bajie asked again.
Tang Sanzang: "......"
"And it's also about deciding who will toss a coin to decide who will toss ......," Zhu Bajie quickly added.
Tang Sanzang: "......"
Sha Seng: "......"
Black Bear Spirit: "......"
Ma Dan, tossing a coin is so entangled, are you Zhu Bajie a Libra?
Tang Sanzang was so angry that he threw all the coins, stood up angrily, and said, "Don't get entangled, all stick out the dog's head, otherwise the poor monk will blow your dog's head with a tin rod." ”
"Master, calm your anger!" Zhu Bajie hurriedly hugged one of Tang Sanzang's legs.
"Master, don't be angry!" Sha Seng was also so frightened that he hurriedly hugged Tang Sanzang's second leg.
"Holy monk, people who are often angry don't grow up big chickens. The black bear spirit also hurriedly stepped forward and wanted to hold Tang Sanzang's third ...... Ahem, hugging the waist of the holy monk.
Tang Sanzang: "......"
At this moment, Sun Wukong jumped down from the somersault cloud in the clouds, looked at Tang Sanzang who was full of big men, and was stunned.
"Master, do I want to hug you, Lao Sun?" asked Sun Wukong tentatively.
"Get out!" Tang Sanzang's face was calm, and then he saw the jade bottle in Sun Wukong's hand, which was still shining with Buddha light.
"This is ......" Tang Sanzang gasped, feeling that the situation was not good.
Sure enough, Sun Wukong still didn't find Senior Brother Duan De's body in the end, and Senior Brother Duan De's soul began to weaken.
"Master, why don't I go to the underworld, maybe I can find King Yama and ask him to give him a face so that your senior brother can be reincarnated?" Sun Wukong made a suggestion.
After all, if Senior Brother Duan De is not reincarnated as soon as possible, he may end up becoming a wandering ghost, and I am afraid that it will be even worse when the time comes.
However, Tang Sanzang shook his head resolutely: "No, the poor monk has always been fair and strict, and he will not disturb the order of the Three Realms because of his own selfish interests." Even if you go down to plead, if the people of the Three Realms of the other day know about it, then what should you think of the poor monk?"
"Master (Holy Monk), your character is so noble, we know that you are wrong. Zhu Bajie and the others showed guilt on their faces, and knelt down to blame themselves.
Tang Sanzang rolled his eyes, and said in his heart that he would definitely not go to the underworld, the ghost knows what the underworld has become now, in case he meets the Bodhisattva of the Dizang King, I am afraid that he will want to slap me to death with a slap.
"What should I do?" Sun Wukong was extremely helpless, he couldn't watch Duan De scatter like this.
Even if he can keep his soul, there will always be a Piao following behind him all day long, and his heart is not steady.
"It doesn't matter, the teacher has already figured out a way. Tang Sanzang smiled slightly, and then took out a secret book from his arms.
"This is ......" Everyone looked down and saw a special aura coming from the secret book, which made them feel shocked.
"Wukong, this scripture is too heavy for the teacher to open. The corners of Tang Sanzang's mouth twitched, he wanted to open this "Creation Sutra" several times, but damn it, no matter how hard he tried, it was to no avail.
Of course, he was never drawn to the first two words of the book.
"Master, where did you get this scripture?" Sun Wukong felt the extraordinaryness of this scripture, which made him can't help but look at this scripture again.
However, this scripture was taken from Tang Sanzang, and Sun Wukong's first thought was: This should not be the kind of illustrated Spring Palace that was picked up from a stall...... Ahem, that thing, right?
"What kind of eyes are you, is the teacher that kind of person? Don't talk nonsense, you quickly open it and let everyone have fun...... Ahem, lo and behold. "Tang Sanzang is a serious way.
To be honest, Tang Sanzang was also curious about what secrets were hidden in this scripture, and maybe he could help the senior brother at this level.
"Holy monk, it's not the old black that I pick on the thorns, how do I feel that you have no bottom in your heart?" the black bear spirit scratched his head and wondered.
"Shut up, the poor monk is not a woman, how do you know the depth of the poor monk. Tang Sanzang sneered.
Everyone: "......"
Ma Dan, how do you feel that there is something to say in this dead bald head? But I can't say it for a while.
"It's just a scripture, how can you stump the old grandson. Sun Wukong took a deep breath, and then drove the demonic energy on his body to pour all into this scripture.
Soon, the "Creation Sutra" was activated, and a page of scripture floated in the air and appeared in front of everyone.
"Since Pangu opened the world, yin and yang are harmonized, and men and women are ...... each other"
Tang Sanzang: "......"
Duan De: "......"
Sun Wukong and others: "......"
Ma Dan, there is really something wrong with this scripture!
"Shut up, hurry up and open the second page!" Tang Sanzang commanded repeatedly, praying in his heart: It's better to have illustrations or something, it's not important to have pictures and texts, the key is to have color pictures.
"Phew!" Sun Wukong glanced at Tang Sanzang with disdain, and then flipped it hard, but not only did he not turn the scriptures, but he fell down.
"Master, Lao Sun can't do it, it takes more strength to open this scripture!" Sun Wukong covered his waist and panted.
"Are you a man, you can't do it all at once, it's a shame in the demon world. Tang Sanzang glanced at Sun Wukong with disdain, and ordered Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng to step forward.
"Master, we can't do it either. Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng didn't dare to hold it up, and hurriedly said together.
"Bah, you can't do it before you get on, you're too incompetent. Tang Sanzang rolled his eyes and said.
"The master is right, the old pig was originally Wu Neng. Zhu Bajie replied honestly.
Tang Sanzang: "......"
"Old Hei, you go!" Tang Sanzang had no choice but to pin his hopes on the black bear spirit.
"But, I don't have time, I'll have to mend my robe later. The black bear squinted his eyes and bargained.
"You don't have to make it up. Tang Sanzang nodded slowly, the black bear spirit was overjoyed, and hurriedly ran over, and said in his heart, this damn dead bald head finally agreed to take back the robe, and from then on, the old black self was free and liberated!
Batu Caves, the old black is back!
Ladies and gentlemen, the king of your family wants to kill you, and the deity is coming back!