Chapter 170: She's Crazy with a Girlfriend
The main family toasts, and it will inevitably pull the eldest brother who is in charge on the spot or the manager of red and white affairs.
If you don't understand this, it will make the people present laugh at you for not seeing the world and disdain to associate with you.
In addition to being the Sword King of Chengde, Ran Gon is mainly the Sword King of Tea Sellers. In the military and political circles, this Chengde Sword King may be even more anxious. In fact, in the world of peddling, this tea selling sword king is much more powerful than the Chengde sword king. The German army is only localized. Selling tea is all over the world.
He Ran Gon, the dignified sword king, how can he not understand what it means to be on the fish?
I saw him turn the fish plate and let the fish head face the eldest brother Wu Gongding. With this one action, the brothers all over the table nodded secretly. What does it mean?
The meaning is very simple, these people nodded, indicating that the old man was worthy of the title of Sword King.
The role of big brother, do you deserve it? You are also in the question of how to eat fish.
If you are too busy and are in a hurry to disperse, then pick a green vegetable leaf to cover the fish's eye and shout: "Don't say anything, let's do it together." ”
Even if the eldest brother gives orders, everyone eats fish at will, and it is time to serve soup and rice, and prepare to withdraw from the table.
If the brothers are not busy with much work, they will be drinking for recreation today.
That's easy to do, at the beginning of the eldest brother's order, it was not the green vegetables and leaves that covered the fish eyes, but the fish head wine himself. The eldest brother drinks one or three, and he must drink the singular, and will never drink two or four. But generally drink three.
Then, the eldest brother gave an order, the head three tails, four bellies, five ridges, six rattles, seven rattles, and one tail fork.
What do you mean? The fish head is facing the eldest brother, and he has already drunk three.
Whoever the tail is directed at, with three heads and four tails, should drink four. Fish belly against whom, drink five. The man on the other side of the back drinks six. Whoever loves to eat fish, hula la will finish one side and turn over, then you drink seven.
The tail fork is very large, and the tail is facing two people, with three heads and four tails, and the number of drinks is four plus one.
This is just one of the ways to eat fish. There are many ways to eat fish at the banquet.
Basically, they are the most senior, or the eldest brother speaks. Others, if they don't wait for the elders or eldest brother to speak, they move the chopsticks, and they drink seven directly compared to the rattle. Drink seven wines in a small amount and lie down directly, telling you to eat fish? This is a lesson, rectification and ignorance of the rules.
To see if Wu Gongding, the eldest brother, can control everyone, you just need to see how he asks everyone to eat this fish?
Kumbu Elder Wu Ju stood up and said to everyone: "The carp jumps over the dragon gate, jumps on the dragon gate, and the fish turns into a dragon. Since this is the case, let's have a carp jumping over the dragon gate to eat fish. ”
The brothers below and Tang Heniang couldn't help but be surprised, and the left and right tables also listened quietly.
Wu Ju said of his wine order: "Since the head of the fish is facing me, I will drink three glasses first." The first glass of wine, to the Emperor Shennong, who was the first to establish the market. ”
As he spoke, he put the cup full of wine in his hand over his forehead and threw it into the air. Fill yourself with another drink.
The second cup of wine, toast the ancestors of the merchants and traders under the Nine Springs, and bless us and others to be invincible. With that, lower your body, place your glass on your knees, and pour a glass on the ground. Fill yourself with another drink.
The third glass of wine, to all the parents here, gave birth to us, so that we have a like-minded relationship and become brothers. After saying that, he turned to face the shrine and drank another glass from his waist to the ground. Fill yourself with another drink.
It's just these three glasses of wine, and the room full of people is suddenly silent, very respectful.
Then, Wu Ju said loudly: "Second brother An Caotong, third brother Li Xiudou, fourth brother You Tongbao, fifth brother Zhang Pingwei, sixth brother Wen Goli, seventh brother Qi Diao Pingfu, eighth brother Ran Yunhua, eighth brother daughter-in-law Tang Heniang, everyone together, toast three times with me." Jump on the dragon gate together, no longer salute one by one. ”
Everyone stood in an uproar, and the maids were busy pouring wine, and they toasted three times together. At the end of the ceremony of eating fish, Wu Ju picked up a green vegetable leaf with chopsticks, covered the fish's eyes, and said: "Don't say anything." ”
Then, he picked a lump of fish at random and said that it was ready to eat. Everyone raised their chopsticks and came to eat the fish.
At this time, Ran Gon and his eldest brother made eye contacts. Wu Ju picked up the wine glass, Ran Gon also picked up the wine glass, took a wine jug, and toasted to his son Ran Peng's table first.
When I came to Ran Li, seeing that her face was dark and cloudy, Ran Gon joked kindly, trying to make her change her face: "Girl, be happy, how happy it is for so many uncles to get together at home today." ”
Who knows, but Ran Li stood up and yelled: "I know that you don't like me, my brother arrived home so late, why don't you make a noise with him? I won't eat or drink." ”
After saying that, as if she had been enchanted, she flew out like an arrow.
What is this roaring, I have a ghost in my heart, what I see, what I think, I am extremely sensitive. Her father just reminded him of such a stunned backlash that it was impossible to breathe.
When Ran Peng saw it, he was inexplicable, and said angrily: "Little Li, come back." Watch me go and fetch her. ”
You Tong sat next to him and pulled him back. Wang Xuanniang also hurriedly supported him and said, "Don't move, you may be able to fight when you go out." Calm down, calm down. ”
Ran Peng took a deep breath, looked out the door angrily, and sat down slowly.
When the mother hurry up, Tang Heniang got up and ran out. Qi Diao Pingfu was also stabbed by her words, and from Ran Li's actions, he remembered his baby daughter Qi Diaohui, when she didn't pass the door, she behaved exactly the same as this girl.
He went out with Tang Heniang. The two saw Ran Li go to their own show building on the second floor of the back hall, and followed them all the way upstairs and entered Ran Li's room.
Tang Heniang lit Ran Li and roared: "I'll only say it once, two sentences." If you don't listen, just mess around, and no one will pay attention to you anymore. First, you mean to show hatred for all your uncles, and to make your father's and mother's hard-working brothers come to naught. Second, go back immediately and change your face. ”
After Tang Heniang finished speaking, she got up and left. When he arrived at the door of the building, he slammed the door slammed shut. Hearing him go down, he shouted angrily: "Ran Li, if you don't obey today, the leather whip will serve, at least a hundred lashes." If you don't beat your skin, even if the old lady has no ability, the old lady will be killed. ”
Qi Diao shouted downstairs again: "Brother and sister, don't talk nonsense." There I am. ”
The others below were about to go upstairs, but they were stopped by Wen Lie: "Lao Qi is the old county order, he hasn't done any cases, and he is sharp-tongued, just ask him to be above." ”
Wen Lie casually surrounded the two subordinates around him, who happened to be Jinlou and Yinman, and ordered: "You go up, pour tea for the Seventh Master, and talk to Xiaoli." ”
Jinlou and Yinman were about to go up, but Tang Heniang shouted again: "Yinman is not allowed to go." ”
Wen Lie's eyes widened, and he shouted: "Listen to me today, you two go up." Brother and sister will say another word and blast you out of the Ran Mansion. Go, keep drinking. ”
This sound was like a thunderbolt in the clear sky, and if it was in the battle array, how many enemy generals would be frightened.
Everyone looked, my God, this Wen Lie is really a five thunder god general, roared, and the beams of the house were eager to collapse. It seems that Tang Heniang has too few means to govern the family. The daughter has already made a mess, how can the mother be yelling and screaming. Isn't this obvious, adding another layer of soothing air to the entire Ran Mansion?
What to do with the upstairs lacquer carving?
She looked at the golden building and the silver vine and asked for their names.
Looking at Ran Li again, she looked at Jin Lou, and immediately showed an eager face, and tears suddenly welled up.
Qi Diao immediately understood that Ran Li was crazy, this is called resentment madness. An extroverted woman will be like a thunderstorm. Introverted women will become depressed and even die.
"Jin Lou, if you want to dissipate your anger for Miss, you must do me a favor. "The lacquer carving is also pleasant to the golden building.
"Although the seventh master commanded, how dare he say anything to help. Jin Lou hurriedly responded.
Qi Diao pointed at him again: "You go to the master's study, ask me a little yellow paper, bring pen and ink, I want to write a tablet of the gods." ”
Jin Lou responded and left. Here they called Ran Li and Yinman inexplicably, and looked at the seventh master blankly.
Qi Diao instructed Yinman again: "You comb the young lady's hair, and it will calm her down." Lighting another stick of sandalwood is helpful for calming and calming the nerves. ”
The silver vine did so. Jin Lou came up and brought all the pen, ink, paper, and inkstone.
The lacquer carving made a few strokes and wrote down a tablet: Worship the spring wine seller god Nanxi Junjun lacquer carving Taijun Hui word Lanrui.
After writing it, he handed the tablet to Ran Li and instructed her: "Nuwa, I am your seventh uncle, named Qidiaoyou." On this tablet, it is the lacquer carving of the female doll at the head of my house, ten years older than you. Last year, the son fought Qingzhou, died with his son-in-law, and was named a god by the Son of Heaven. You know what's going on, don't you know?"
When Ran Li heard it, oh yes, my God, my father had already said it. The family of the world's generals, it is estimated that there is no one who does not know. Uncle Qi turned out to be the father of the couple selling gods, impossible, how can he marry my father?
But after thinking about it, my father is also a well-known sword king, and maybe I can't say. What's more, when people write this tablet, it's so smooth, outsiders will never be able to do it.
She hurriedly stood up, said a blessing to the lacquer carving, and knelt on the ground again: "Uncle Qi, Ran Li is willing to listen to you." Whatever you say, Ran Li will do whatever she wants, and she will listen to you. ”
Qi Diao saw that she still knew how to respect a person, and helped her up: "Since the eight of us have been righteous, this righteous god on the tablet is your own sister, do you know?"
Ran Li suddenly shuddered, and hurriedly responded: "Yes, it's my sister." ”
Qi Diao looked at her again: "Paste your sister's magic card on the wall in the center of the Eight Immortals Table at the head of your house, what grievances are there in your heart, what things you don't understand, if you want your sister to help you, you will burn a stick of incense, kowtow three times, and tell her what is in your heart." She will definitely answer you. ”
Ran Li was skeptical, and together with Jinlou and Yinman, he pasted the tablet and lit the sandalwood.
knelt down upright and kowtowed three times to the shrine of lacquer carving. Jin Lou and Yinman also knelt behind her and kowtowed.
I don't know what Ran Li will pray, can the spring wine seller Qi Diaohui answer her?