Chapter 129 Almighty Auxiliary (Ask for Subscription)

Feng Linwan didn't ask Bai Xiaotian to respond to the request at the beginning.

Although that's what he was meant to be.

However, if you just open your mouth bluntly, it will be too straight. Between men and men, whether it is about love or interests, sometimes it can be like this. But between men and women... This doesn't work, unless it's to eat hand-grilled chicken... Then don't talk about feelings.

So Feng Linwan is chatting with Bai Xiaotian first.

What the?

What to talk about?

That's an interesting question!

However, it is more important to ask, what should not be discussed?

As small as eating and drinking tea, as big as family and country events, as long as it is interesting enough, what can't we talk about? Chat is not the result, through chatting, the relationship is closer. If you approach with the goal of having to get a result, you will often lose the process.

Of course, there are really things you can't talk about!

For example... You can't treat obscenity as funny and obscenity as funny.

To give a real example, Feng Linwan's previous life... That is, in the age of the earth, about the 21st century, there was a friend named Wu Cheng, who heard that if the external conditions could not be supplemented, then make efforts in the sense of humor.

So he familiarized himself with 300 connotative paragraphs, and memorized all kinds of connotative stalks backwards.

Then I met with the girl who had been chatting online for a long time.

Before the meal was finished, the girl blocked him.

The reason is simple... His words were too bad to hear.

There are a lot of jokes, and it's really funny from a male point of view, or even from a kind of patriarchal point of view. But in the eyes of the girls, it is not only obscene, indecent, but also extremely insulting.

Why is Huang Aqitian so ugly, but there are still so many goddesses, and he is named a male god and listed as an ideal type?

Not only because of his high emotional intelligence, but also because of his humor, cheesy but not lewd, funny but sincere. That's how hard it gets.

Sometimes appearance is indeed a threshold, but how to jump over this threshold... All you need is a lot of thought and attention.

If you don't have good looks and don't want to spend your minds, then... You deserve to be single.

Of course... The kind with so much money that you can find a girl to call your father, they are not in any ranks, they are beyond things, they are creatures of another dimension. Principal Wang's straight male cancer is about to explode, and changing the girlfriend of the goddess is still as diligent as changing clothes, which is a typical example.

Listening to the non-stop laughter of Bai Xiaotian like a silver bell blown by the wind, the three-legged frog was even more angry in his heart, and finally couldn't help jumping out of the bag.

"Hey! What a beautiful three-legged jasper toad! Isn't it the bloodline of the legendary treasure beast three-legged golden toad? Look at this look, look at the weather... Maybe with a little cultivation, the possibility of bloodline atavism is also extremely high. Feng Linwan looked at the three-legged frog who was obviously angry, and in just a moment, he used two or three exclamations to fully express his 'admiration'.

"Hmph! Even if you say that... I won't be happy either!" The three-legged frog jumped on the table and looked at Feng Linwan with puffed eyes, but even he didn't notice it, and his tone undoubtedly softened a lot.

Feng Lin Wan stiffened his face, and pretended to be angry and said: "This Jin Toad brother! I, Feng Lin Wan, never say big things, every word comes from the bottom of my heart. Do you think that I am deliberately trying to please you to say these good things?"

The three-legged frog rolled its eyes, touched its smooth chin with one hand, turned around and jumped onto Bai Xiaotian's shoulder as if nothing happened.

"Xiao Tian, you should also have a good exchange with your peers. You're really too immature, more and... Ahem, this Feng brother learns, so as not to always worry about me. "The three-legged frog's position changed so quickly that it was unexpected.

Feng Lin was on the side, the iceberg on his face thawed, and he hurriedly said 'learn from each other' and 'make progress together', and the moisturizer used by the spirit of Tiangou was silent.

The three-legged frog can't be called annoying, it's just a guy who is naturally defensive and scheming in his stance and is close to Bai Xiaotian.

If Feng Linwan directly fights him head-on, whether he wins or loses, it will actually affect the result.

What's more... People are close and estranged, no matter how sweet Feng Linwan's mouth is, it can't compare to the long-term friendship between Bai Xiaotian and the three-legged frog.

Therefore, Feng Linwan is not stingy with a few kind words, language is the lowest cost of expense, if you don't even plan to pay for this, what more success do you want?

Under Feng Linwan's deliberate adjustment, the two talked more enthusiastically.

However, in just half an hour's effort, Feng Linwan and one person and one frog were already like old friends for many years, and their words were no longer so polite, but with a lot of jokes and sincerity.

After a sip of wine, the three-legged frog puffed out its belly and said to Feng Linwan: "Brother Feng! It's not me saying you! You say that you are also an emperor, this world... You don't say you can do whatever you want! It's not difficult to collect some spiritual materials! Why do you have to fight for power and profit? What good is that for you? You can't take it with you anyway. ”

Feng Lin let out a long sigh, picked up the wine glass and touched the wine glass in front of the three-legged frog, and then said: "Brother Jinbao! He was originally a puppet, powerless and powerless, and was at risk of being killed at any time. That's why I had to think of some ways to get out of the predicament. ”

"But now that I think about it... It's all useless!"

The three-legged frog and Bai Xiaotian looked at each other at the same time, with an inquiring look in their eyes.

Feng Lin Wan picked and chose and told Cheng Penghai that he wanted to use the curse of the Nine Emperors to kill him.

Although nominally, Bai Xiaotian is Cheng Penghai's daughter.

But that's just in name, there is no real blood relationship and personal relationship at all, of course, it can't compare to a new good friend like Feng Linwan.

"Damn! I said a long time ago, Cheng Penghai's old dog is not a good thing!" The three-legged frog snorted with a big gulp of wine, and the frog's face was full of expression.

"Brother Feng, you can relax, don't say that the old dog hasn't succeeded yet, even if he really lets him succeed, brother, I will never let him hurt you. The three-legged frog had apparently drunk a little too much, and began to run the train with his mouth full of promises.

Feng Lin listened to it in his ears, catering to it on the surface, but there was no fluctuation in his heart.

The three-legged frog seemed to feel Feng Linwan's perfunctory at the moment, and said loudly: "Don't you believe it! My three-legged golden toad clan has always had natural powers, and on the night of the full moon, the mouth spits white light, and the gate of heaven can be opened, and people with Tao can take advantage of the white light and soar into immortals." ”

After Feng Linwan heard this, his heart moved, but he cared.

It is rumored that in the past, there was a filial son Liu Hai who caught a golden toad because of the help of the fox fairy, and flew into an immortal by the golden toad.

Although it is concrete, or not as it is in the legends. But there must be some basis for this.

Sure enough, I heard the three-legged frog say: "Although you enter the treasure brother, I... It's not a pure-blooded three-legged golden toad, but it still has bad luck when it breathes of bihua. With the addition of Bihua's qi, you can also gain gains such as a surge in strength, realm improvement, and injury recovery in a short period of time!"

Feng Linwan looked at Bai Xiaotian and saw Bai Xiaotian nodding affirmatively.

Suddenly, looking at the three-legged frog with a broken mouth, his eyes changed.

Where is this a three-legged toad, this is an all-round assistant, a nurse who carries it with her.