Chapter 071: If you want to yin me, no way!

Taking advantage of Xuanzang's relationship with Sun Wukong, the black bear spirit quickly took the robe back.

"Black Bear Zhenjun, you have been following the poor monk along the way for a while. Since you insist on returning the robe, the poor monk still won't delay you, as long as you give the robe to the poor monk, let's settle the matter. ”

Xuanzang glanced at the robe that was only half left, and snickered in his heart.

Tell you to be a dummy for Lao Tzu when you have nothing to do, and put on a robe and put it on the Kong Ming lantern, now it's over.

The black bear spirit was shocked into a cold sweat, this robe was only half burned, and if it was taken out, it would definitely die.

"No, no, no, this robe was given by the Bodhisattva, and it must have been covered with a lot of dust along the way, and I will wash it and then send it to the holy monk with my own hands, okay?"

"It doesn't matter, as long as the heart is like a mirror, where will there be dust?" Xuanzang said with a smile.

"This ...... To tell you the truth, Holy Monk, I didn't stand firm in the toilet two days ago, and even someone fell into the toilet with a robe, and I haven't washed it yet......" The black bear spirit turned his heart and said in a deep voice.

Monkey King: "......"

Xuanzang: "@#¥%"

Xuanzang rolled his eyes, patted the white horse, turned over on the horse, and then advised: "Stay away from the poor monk, and don't touch the poor monk's food." ”

"Okay!" said the black bear, happily running away.

"Master, master, I always feel that this black bear spirit is a little weird. Sun Wukong paused, and then widened his eyes and said, "Is it possible, did this thing really drop the robe into the toilet?"

Xuanzang rolled his eyes, his heart was only strange if he said yes, but he said: "The black bear spirit should have followed him as a teacher recently, and he has a great understanding of Buddhism, so he is reluctant to leave." ”

"But what if this robe really falls in the toilet?

Sun Wukong proposed, and Xuanzang shuddered, and said in his heart that he was holding the half of the robe to find Guanyin Bodhisattva, that was really looking for death.

"I'll talk about this later, Wukong, you go to the front first to help get some fruit to eat for the teacher, and the teacher is hungry. ”

Xuanzang was afraid that this damn black bear spirit would really have an unearthly adventure of falling into a dung pit, so should the fruit he picked be stuffed back into the mouth of the black bear spirit, or back into the mouth of the black bear spirit, or back into the mouth of the black bear spirit?

Besides, if you do return the robe, will the experience points skyrocket?

Just as Xuanzang was thinking about it, Sun Wukong had already come back with a full plate of fruit.

When Xuanzang saw this fruit, his face changed.

Horse eggs, isn't this the legendary Wanxiao fruit?

It is said that ordinary mortals will have diarrhea for three days and three nights after eating it. Even if the gods eat it, they have to look for toilets all over the yard!

You monkey has the eye of a needle, can't you see clearly?

Xuanzang shuddered, and then waved his hand, indicating that he was not hungry.

"Master, didn't you say you were hungry before, why don't you want to eat it?" Sun Wukong was very curious, swallowed a Wanxiao fruit with a click, and then looked at Xuanzang as if he had nothing to do.

"Could it be that I remembered the poor monk wrongly?" Xuanzang was stunned for a moment, and then summoned the black bear spirit and asked him to eat one too.

"Holy Monk, although I usually eat vegetarian times, I still eat mainly meat. ”

The black bear spirit looked at Xuanzang vigilantly, this dead bald head was the first time that he was so kind to invite himself to eat, there was a lot of strangeness in this, and he must not eat casually.

"Black Bear Zhenjun, do you suspect that the poor monk poisoned you?" Xuanzang said with squinted eyes.

"Don't dare, don't dare. The black bear spirit said in his mouth, but he secretly scolded in his heart: This dead bald head must not be well-intentioned.

"Black Bear Zhenjun, the relationship between you and me is so unfamiliar, is there such suspicion between us?" Xuanzang asked unrelentingly.

"That's not what I mean. The black bear spirit was a little reluctant, and hurriedly argued.

"Then what do you mean? My apprentices have eaten it, and I have even taken the apprentices in order to harm you? You can't even do the basic trust between people, in vain you follow me every day, but now it has become like this, Xuanzang, I am very sad. Xuanzang thumped his chest, looking like he hated iron but not steel.

"Holy monk, don't do this. The black bear spirit panicked, and glanced out of the corner of his eye, but saw Sun Wukong biting Wan Yuanguo fiercely, staring at him extremely angrily.

The black bear spirit had no choice but to nod aggrievedly, indicating that he could eat a Wanxiao fruit.

"No need, since you don't want it, the poor monk won't force you. Xuanzang was very simple and brought all the fruits back.

"Holy monk, you misunderstood me, I really want to eat. The black bear stiffened his head and pretended to be salivating.

"Do you really want to eat it?" Xuanzang was skeptical, but he covered the fruit stiffly, and said: "Wukong, he has worked hard to beat these fruits, and even if the poor monk wants to give it to you, he will give you five at most...... Oh no, it's ten!"

Black Bear Spirit: "......"

Ma Dan, your pile of fruits is only about twenty, and you will directly divide half of it?

Why do I feel something wrong?

However, at this time, the black bear spirit couldn't care so much, so he had to lick his face and say, "Old Hei, I have thanked the holy monk first." ”

"It's okay, eat more if you like. If you're okay later...... Oh no, if you don't have enough to eat, I'll tell Goku to get some more. Xuanzang almost said that he had broken his mouth and snorted.

So, with a little reluctance, the black bear spirit threw a Wanxiao fruit out of his mouth and swallowed it like a date.

"Is it delicious?" Xuanzang asked with squinted eyes.

"It's okay, but it tastes a little weird. The black bear spirit covered his stomach, feeling a little uncomfortable.

Maybe it's been a long time since you've been a vegetarian, so you're not used to it for a while?

The black bear spirit comforted himself, and then under Xuanzang's enthusiasm, he ate several Wanxiao fruits in a row.

Xuanzang waited left and right, but never saw the black bear spirit running to the toilet.

It's just that after this guy ate the Wanxiao fruit, his face seemed to be a little red, maybe it was just the effect of this fruit, right?

It seems that there is nothing wrong with this fruit.

So, Xuanzang calmly asked Sun Wukong to beat some more fruits.

"Okay, I'll go back when my grandson goes!" Before Sun Wukong finished eating, the black bear spirit hurriedly chased after him.

"This fruit tastes good, and I will go over to get some of them back, and when they are dry, I will take them back as a specialty. ”

Sun Wukong looked at the black bear spirit in confusion: "Then why did you come with your pants?"

"I ......" The black bear spirit blushed and smiled awkwardly, "If there is no place to put this fruit, I plan to put pants for it." ”

Monkey King: "......"

Xuanzang squinted his eyes and looked at the black bear spirit suspiciously, but at this time, there was a prompt sound from the system in his ears.

"Congratulations to the host for killing the scourge of the black bear spirit diarrhea, experience points +30!"

Ma Dan, eat a bad stomach and still want to be a poor monk, no way!