The second pole hurriedly said.

"Okay, you get up. We have something to say to you. ”

Li Erpole heard the two say "okay", which meant that he agreed, he was extremely happy in his heart, and knocked his head three times on the ground, and said:

"Thank you, master!" before standing up.

Yin Xuan said sternly to the second pole:

"To teach you some real kung fu, we have to make three chapters of the law. First, you can't say that you worshipped us as a teacher, you can't tell outsiders that you worshipped a master, our name won't be told to you, you can't ask about our name, you can't even talk about our appearance.

Second, you have to walk through this forest at least once a day, and you can't let anyone come here to do anything. No matter what you do, you can't do anything.

Thirdly, you can't call us a master, and we won't call you an apprentice. It's just a chance encounter with someone who teaches you kung fu with both hands, you are not allowed to mention it to anyone, we will not introduce you to the name of kung fu, and likewise, you are not allowed to ask. As for whether you do good or bad things, we don't care, that's your business. ”

As soon as I heard it, don't you have three chapters of the law, one is not allowed to recognize you as a master. This one is very good, and it also saves me from buying cigarettes and alcohol for you in the future.

The second point is not to let me know what the name of the kung fu I learned, as long as I can beat people, I can be the king and dominate, I don't care what it is called.

This third point is nothing more than telling me to come and walk once a day to see if I have come to this forest. With my prestige, I just need to go back and say, "You can't go to this forest in the future, you can't do anything," and you can do it?

He said on the spot:

"No problem, I'll say yes to all three. ”

"Wait for us here in the early hours of tomorrow morning, we will pass you on kung fu, if you don't make time, we won't teach you in the future. Remember?"

Yang Xuan emphasized.

"In the future, if you meet us, if you call us, call us old sir, call me old white old man, call him old red old man. We can't be called by other names, and we can't be introduced to others what we look like. Can you remember?"

Yin Xuan said to the second pole.

"Remember, master. No, remember, Mr. White. ”

The first sentence of the second pole was called wrong, but fortunately, his reaction was fast enough, and he hurriedly said it a second time.

The next day, the two poles really appeared here on time. Yin Void arrived alone and taught him a little way to use his strength.

Later, Yin Deficiency and Yang Deficiency saw that there was no one in this forest, and knew that he still played a role, so they taught him a few shadowless feet and a few quick hands and borrowing strength in two years.

These two poles have a lot of labor, and they have received some guidance from the double snakes, and no one can beat him in a radius of dozens of miles, and he gradually has some fame, of course, notoriety.

is also because of his notoriety, he is already in his twenties, and he has not found a wife. Originally, Miss Wusu was not very far from his house, but he often fooled around outside and didn't care about the Wusu family, so Miss Wusu grew up and was smart, and he didn't pay attention to it.

This afternoon, he was drinking at a fox friend next to Wu Yin's house, and happened to see Miss Wusu walk into Wu Yin's house.

This Li Erpole was lustful at that time, and said to his fox friend that he wanted this girl to be his wife, and the friend told him that this girl already had a relationship. He asked who the man was, and when he heard that it was Wu Yin from this village, he shook his head a few times and said contemptuously:

"It's someone else, I'm still thinking about it, this kid, then I'm going to eat this swan meat. I'm a big hero, better than that silly boy, and Miss Usu will change her mind. ”

As he drank, he had people secretly watching, watching what Miss Wusu was doing and when she was leaving.

Someone reported to him that after the Wu girl arrived at Wu Yin's house, she was crying and crying, and the two were anxiously preparing the coffin, and had prepared a very thin coffin, as if to be transported back to the Wu Su girl's house.

Li Erzhuzi immediately came up with an idea in his heart, didn't this girl have to pass through his own door if she wanted to go home? If you want to have some contact with her, you still have to find an excuse, it is still not good to be too blatant, and it is still the same villager and the villagers.

He didn't even drink any wine, but hurried home at once, and waited at his door, waiting for Miss Usu to pass by him.

In the afternoon, two people, a man and a woman, walked on the mountain path in the distance. The man was carrying a thin coffin on his back, and the woman was walking behind, holding the coffin, whispering, reminding the man to come over.

At a glance, this is not Miss Wusu and her fiancé Wu Yin. Don't alarm them for the time being, hide in the house first, and wait until they get under the house, anyway, the two of them will pass by the path in front of the house, and they are not birds, and they will not fly over the house.

He hid behind his door, and after a while, the two of them went under his house. Here, there is exactly a place where the coffin on the back can be placed.

Along the way, it was Wu Yin who carried the coffin on his back, although it was not very heavy, but the road was not easy to walk, it was all a small road, and the Wusu girl had little strength, so she mainly helped him, so Wu Yin still felt a little tired, so he put the coffin in that position, rested his shoulders and feet and walked again.

When he rested, Miss Usu took out a towel and wiped his sweat with great distress. The two rested for a while and were about to get up, when Li Erpole walked out and said to the two:

"Miss Wusu, what's the problem, why don't you call your brother? You'll find me in the future. My brother has strength and ability, but he is much better than you fool. My house here will also be a girl's in the future. I hope that the beautiful girl Usu will be the owner of this house in the future. ”

Miss Wusu had never joked with a man since she was a child, and when she heard the frivolous words, her face turned red, and she said to the second pole:

"Brother Erpole, my father has passed away, and we have something. ”

"Your father died, isn't it my father who died, what's so embarrassing. If there is anything, tell my brother, and my brother will bear it for you. ”

The second pole said brazenly.

"We have something to do, let's go first, big brother of the second pole. ”

Wu Yin put the coffin on his back, stood up, prepared to leave, and also said to the second pole.

"You just want to go. You know that dead people are unlucky, and now what bad things have you done, you know?"

The second pole suddenly raised his voice and shouted to the two.

Miss Wusu and her fiancé looked confused: What's wrong with us, what did we do wrong? The two didn't know what the two poles were talking about, they looked at each other, and then at the two poles.

The second pole slowly walked to the outside of the house, and said to Wu Yin, who was carrying the coffin on his back:

"You put the coffin down first, put it in the place you just put it in, and I'll tell you, and see how much of a mistake you made today. ”

Wu Yin put down the coffin and put it back in its place.

"Now, look, your coffin is unlucky, it's pretending to be dead, isn't it? But in order to make my family unlucky and have a bad life in the future, you deliberately put this unlucky coffin pretending to be dead at my door.

I put it at the door of my house, and deliberately pointed the head of the coffin, that is, the head of the dead man, at the door of my house, as you all know, the gate is a symbol of the family's dragon vein, luck, and wealth.

Now, you have broken my family's dragon pulse, luck has run away, wealth has washed away, how will I live in the future? How will I live in the future, what will you do? What will I do in the future?"

The second pole deliberately pretended to be very sad and asked three "what to do". As soon as they heard him say this, they stood at the end of the coffin to see if the head of the coffin was really aimed at the door of his house.

The two looked at it for a long time, and the head of the coffin was really facing the door of his house, but it was not facing each other, slightly off the center of the door.

There is indeed a saying in their local area that if there is something unlucky facing the gate during the Spring Festival, then the family will not have a smooth year.

However, when they put this coffin, there was still some distance from the gate of his house, and there was a courtyard dam in the middle, and it was under the threshold of the courtyard dam, so could this be regarded as some luck and wealth against the main family?

The two have no social experience, and they have never experienced such things, and the other one is also frightened by the usual behavior and prestige of the second pole, and they don't know how to reason with the second pole.

Their faces were full of anxiety and panic, and they stood stupidly in place, like children who had really done something wrong. Seeing this, the two poles knew that the two were suppressed, and they were also frightened. He said to the two:

"It's all from the villagers, and I won't embarrass you. But you can't just leave it at that. You also know that if this happens to any family member, it will be considered a bad luck. It's just my bad luck to blame you for leaving the coffin at the door of my house.

Hey, unlucky, unlucky. How am I going to live after this? You also know that once this kind of thing happens, everything will not go well in the future for this family, and if you want to improve a little, you can only ask a Taoist priest to clean up the matter. Ordinary Taoist priests, if they can't do kung fu and can't do the Dharma properly, they won't have any effect.

Invite this Taoist priest to do such a thing, and ordinary kung fu Taoist priests don't dare to come, for fear that they will not be able to clean up well, and they will bring this bad luck home, and his family will also be unlucky. The Taoist priests with this kung fu have very high wages, and they can't spend 1,800 yuan.

I also want to give this family a red and give out red envelopes, and use this way to wash away bad luck. And the amount of red envelopes is not small, if it is small, it is disrespectful to the gods and impiety.

Whoever encounters this thing, no matter how the Taoist priest cleans it up, will always have mold for a long time.

In this way, you can give me 50,000 yuan, ask a Taoist priest, hang red, and give out red envelopes...... All the expenses are here, I don't ask you for money anymore, even if I'm unlucky, follow you to make money, and I won't trouble the two of you if anything goes wrong in my life in the future.

You see, when will I be given money? The time should not exceed three days, and if it is more than three days, no matter what Taoist priests are invited, what rituals are done, hanging red, and giving out red envelopes will not work. I just had to wait for bad luck or even death. Now, you discuss it, when will I give me the money?"

After saying that, the two poles paced, walked back to the gate, found a stool and sat down.