Chapter 788: Bear Child
Li Laohan's family, under the auspices of Li Yu, Li Laohan's funeral was also in full swing, and the entire funeral was personally supervised by Li Yu
"Smack!"
"Oops, who hit me!"
In the courtyard, a man who was helping to build a high canopy suddenly felt a pain in the back of his head, feeling like he had been hit by a stone, and immediately looked behind him after the pain.
"Hee-hee!!"
The moment he turned his head behind him, he saw a little boy who looked to be seven or eight years old, missing a front tooth, and a ghostly head, holding a slingshot and smiling evilly.
When the man saw that he was a child, he didn't want to have another seizure immediately, as long as he suppressed the anger in his heart and scared with a tiger face.
"Stinky boy, while playing, dare to mistreat here and see if I don't clean you up. ”
After speaking, the man glared at the little boy again, pretending to be fierce, trying to scare the little boy.
As a result, seeing the man's deliberate scare, the little boy was not only not afraid, but also directly picked up a slingshot, picked up a small stone, and shot at the man again.
"Smack!"
"Oops!"
The small stone shot was impartial, and hit the man's forehead directly, directly turning a large piece red, and the bag was bulging.
"Lak Lak Lak!"
Seeing the stone hit the man, the little boy proudly stuck out his tongue and made a grimace, and let out a proud laugh from his mouth!
"Little cub!"
The man was also completely angry this time, he shouted angrily, his face was angry, and he was about to rush towards the child!
"Ah Xiang. ”
But just as the man was about to make a move, he was stopped by a voice.
The man's body suddenly stopped, and the fierce look on his face was also stiff, so he turned his head to look at the person who spoke honestly.
"Mayor Mare. ”
But the person who spoke out was none other than Li Yu, and the man's name was Li Xiang.
"What kind of system is it that shouts and screams?"
Li Yu looked at Li Xiang again, but just now Li Xiang roared out angrily, which attracted the attention of everyone in the yard, so Li Yu also spoke.
"Mayor Mare, it's this little bunny..."
Li Xiang was angry, and pointed to the little boy who was hiding behind the table not far away and was still grimacing at him.
Li Yu and everyone present also noticed the little boy behind the table when they heard this, and saw that the little boy was still grimacing at Li Xiang with a slingshot in his hand, and everyone present immediately understood.
"Okay, okay, a little child, you are such an adult, can't you still be like a child? ”
But after all, it was a seven or eight-year-old child, and it was not easy to do anything about it, so Li Yu had no choice but to speak.
At this time, a slightly chubby woman in the crowd who looked to be about three or four years old also ran out of the crowd quickly, grabbed the little boy, grabbed the slingshot in the little boy's hand, and then apologized to Li Xiang and everyone present.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, the child is naughty and ignorant, I'm sorry!"
Seeing that the parents also came out to apologize, although Li Xiang was still a little angry in his heart, he couldn't say anything after all, so he had to turn his head stupidly and act as if nothing had happened.
"Rabbit cub, I told you a long time ago that you are not allowed to play with slingshots in crowded places, let alone shoot at people, you just don't listen, from now on, I will confiscate the slingshot, and you will never be allowed to play in the future. ”
The woman was also a little angry, seeing that Li Xiang didn't care about it anymore, and turned her head to reprimand the little boy, and the little boy shrugged his head, but when he heard the woman say that he was not allowed to play in the future, his eyes changed suddenly, and then he looked at Li Xiang with his head down, directly revealing a look of resentment, and felt that it was Li Xiang who caused him to be trained by his mother and took away his slingshot.
When the woman left after the reprimand, and took away the slingshot, the little boy had no toys, so he continued to stay in the yard, his eyes kept paying attention to Li Xiang, and at the same time, his eyes also paid attention to Li Yu not far away from time to time, because just now everyone except Li Xiang, Li Yu talked the most, and he also had a little grudge against Li Yu in his heart.
Li Yu has been directing people to do things on the side, and at the same time commanding and mentioning at the same time.
"Remember, be careful not to touch the corpse, Master Lin said, the corpse can't be contaminated with anger, everyone be careful. ”
In fact, even if there is no reminder from Li Yu, no one will be willing to take the initiative to approach Li Laohan's corpse, no one wants to touch the dead person, let alone Li Laohan, the death just now was seen by many people when Lin Tianqi unveiled the white cloth, even now that he thinks about it, his scalp is numb.
"Meow~"
At this moment, a meow sounded, and on the wall of the courtyard outside the hall, a black cat appeared and looked into the courtyard.
"It's a cat raised by Old Man Li. ”
Hearing the cat's meow, many people immediately looked at it, and some people recognized the black cat, which was the cat raised by Li Laohan.
Li Yu's face immediately changed when he saw the black cat, and he thought of some words about the black cat and the explanation that Uncle Jiu had just explained that he couldn't let the corpse touch and was angry, and immediately said.
"Quick, drive away, get the cat away, don't let the cat in, don't let the cat into the hall and touch the corpse. ”
When a few men next to the wall heard the sound, they immediately drove the cat away.
And at the table in the corner of the yard, the little boy who had been paying attention to Li Xiang and Li Yu who had been playing with the slingshot looked at the direction in which the black cat was driven away, but his eyes suddenly lit up, as if he had thought of something, his eyes looked at Li Yu and Li Xiang, and a wicked smile flashed in his eyes, and then ran out of the courtyard and chased in the direction where the black cat was driven away.
Time slips away, and before you know it, the sun sets in the west, and it is evening.
The Li family, after almost the whole afternoon of busyness, Li Laohan's funeral work is almost done, just wait for a ritual in the evening to bury the body can be buried tomorrow.
After all, Li Laohan is single, although he is related, but Li Yu can't make much of a show about Li Laohan's funeral.
The number of people in the yard has gradually decreased, and many people have gone home first at this point in time, only to come back when they are doing things at night, Li Yu saw that things had been almost done, and he also planned to go back first, and said to Li Xiang and another man in the courtyard.
"Ah Xiang, Ah Wen, you two just work hard and take care of it here. ”
Another man is named Li Wen.
"Okay mayor. ”
The two responded and stayed in the courtyard, and Li Yu left immediately.
"Brother Xiang, my urine is rising, you take a look here first, I'll go to the back to pee. ”
After Li Yu left, Li Wen turned his head to look at Li Xiangdao again, and reached out to cover his pants.
"I'm also a little bit up, let's go together. ”
Li Xiang immediately felt a little urinated when he heard this, and immediately said.
"It's okay for the two of us to go together, or let's go separately and leave someone to watch. ”
Li Wen felt a little inappropriate when he heard this, and spoke.
"It's okay, didn't Master Lin also say that there is nothing wrong with the corpse, as long as you don't touch the anger, it's just a matter of urinating, a few minutes, what can go wrong." ”
Li Xiang said, Li Wen pondered for a while when he heard this, and immediately thought about it and felt that there should indeed be no problem, and there were only the two of them here, so they immediately nodded and walked towards the thatched house at the back of the house together, but what the two didn't expect was that when the two of them just left and walked to the back of the house, a sneaky little figure ran in.
It was the little boy who shot Li Xiang with a slingshot during the day and was taught by his mother to take away the small slingshot, and at the same time he was holding a black cat in his arms, which was the black cat raised by Li Laohan on the wall during the day.
Seeing that Li Xiang and Li Wen went to the toilet at the back of the house, and there was no one in the yard, the little boy immediately ran into the yard and slipped into the hall, and glanced at the corpse of Li Laohan lying on the door panel covered with a white cloth.
At the same time, he gritted his teeth.
"Let you cause me to be scolded. ”
The little boy thought about it relatively simply, and didn't think about too much harm, but simply wanted to use this kind of thing that Li Yu said he couldn't do, and he wanted to do this kind of action to create some trouble for the other party to retaliate against Li Xiang and Li Yu, and felt that it was because of the two of them that he was reprimanded and received a slingshot during the day.
"Meow~"
The black cat was thrown by the little boy and threw it at Li Laohan's corpse, but when the black cat was about to fall on the corpse, it suddenly let out a scream as if it was frightened.
Li Wen and Li Xiang, who were urinating in the thatched hut behind the house, also suddenly changed their faces when they heard the sudden sound of the cat, and their hearts bulged.
"Not good!"