Chapter 331: A Fox and a Fat Man
Han Fan looked at him suspiciously, and said a little speechlessly: "Just say this to you, I know that you are not a good bird!"
After hearing Han Fan's words, the Taoist was stunned suddenly, but he couldn't refute it, he seemed to be very angry, but he couldn't attack, there was no way that he was very weak now, the whole person was like a dead dog, only crawling, but if it continued like this, I am afraid he would die.
"Can this handsome, earth-shattering, unmatched beautiful man give a small sip of water to drink?"
He was so dry now that he felt his throat ache like fire every time he spoke, but in order to dispel Han Fan's suspicions, he could only be a licking dog. Maybe this unbelievably beautiful boy would be able to reward him with some drinks! But he was already planning to be tough, how strong a teenager could be, and if he didn't know what to do, he would be punched with a punch.
However, the words of the young man in front of him suddenly made his body tremble, his little heart couldn't help but pimple, and even the flesh on his face shook involuntarily.
"Are you that fat Taoist?"
Han Fan said with a slight hesitation, how this Taoist priest became more and more familiar the more he looked at it, and then he seemed to think of something, he had seen him somewhere, especially the bastard who made him and Alia take the blame last time!
"What are you talking about? I don't understand, I'm a thin man. The fat man showed a smile, indicating that he was a thin man, not a fat man, but he set off a storm in his heart, what is this called, how did he come to this forbidden area by himself to meet people who knew him, if it was usually he might smile disdainfully. This is his charm, people know him everywhere he goes, but now he's in this state, I'm afraid he's going to be slaughtered, this is a forbidden area, and the teenager who can come to this place alone is either a madman or has real strength.
"Hehe, I've finally got you. ”
Han Fan suddenly smiled, looking at his current appearance, not to mention how happy he was, the whole person was excited.
However, before he could make a move, suddenly another voice came from the hole behind him, "Whoa, don't run!" The voice was also very weak, but it was very vicious, as if he had some grudge against this fat Taoist priest.
At the same time that Han Fan was surprised, a snow-white shadow suddenly ran out from the entrance of the cave, but just a moment when it jumped out, it was heavily planted on the ground, and the snow-white hair on its body was slightly yellow, obviously it was also very dry, and its body was obscene.
The one in front of him turned out to be a snow fox, but the face was very ruthless, seeing the fat Taoist priest crawling on the ground, his face was full of anger, even though his body was very weak, but it still pounced in an instant, and pressed heavily on his body.
"Wait a minute, why don't you chase me?" The fat Taoist priest has no strength at all now, he said helplessly in a dry voice: "You just let the Taoist master go as a fart!" He suddenly wanted to cry without tears, what is this thing of his own, there was a great opportunity in front of him, but because of his greed, he provoked a snow fox, but it broke the fate not to mention, and he kept staring at his ass and biting wildly, chasing it for a whole month.
Sure enough, Han Fan saw a lot of tooth marks on the fat Taoist's buttocks, and the entire Taoist uniform was in tatters, obviously bitten by this snow fox.
"He's a father, don't go too far, I've been chasing him for a month, don't bite!"
The fat Taoist priest said with a weak face, and the snow fox on his back was also standing very unsteadily, biting on his buttocks, but because he didn't have much strength, he couldn't bite together.
At this moment, the fat Taoist priest's stomach made an earth-shattering loud noise, and then from his buttocks, a loud noise like thunder popped out.
"Boom!"
A fart that resounded through the heavens and the earth squirted out from between his Pythagoreans. And the snow fox was also jumped out by his fart, fell heavily to the ground, and then completely fainted, unconscious.
When Han Fan saw this scene, he not only gave a thumbs up to this fat Taoist priest, "Your fart is really earth-shattering." ”
However, when the fat Taoist priest heard Han Fan's praise, he couldn't help but laugh, and then said, "Water ......"
After that, his whole person was completely fainted, and one person and one fox ended in defeat.
"Xiao Yu's current situation. ”
Han Fan looked at this scene with a dumbfounded face, this is a fox chasing a fat Taoist priest for a month, this endurance is really strong enough, but he is vigilant in his heart, have they been running in this forbidden area for a month?
"This fat Taoist priest has done something angry and resentful, and he has provoked a fox to chase him for so long. ”
Han Fan then looked at the fox, slowly picked it up, and put it aside, what surprised him was that this fox had no tail, it was a short-tailed fox, and it seemed that it was not a spirit animal, just an ordinary fox. It is very different from the spirit fox in the beast domain that he knows, the spirit fox body is three meters high, they are determined by the number of tails, and there are unique runes on their bodies, and this is not only a short tail, but there is not even a trace of ancient runes, but this does not rule out that it is to hide it.
"Master, judging from the dead man Pi Daoist just now, he should have met something good, Xiao Yu mind if you save him. ”
Han Fan nodded, when people are in a desperate situation, they often tell the truth.
Subsequently, Han Fan instilled a trace of aura-rich clear spring into the mouths of one person and one fox, and the effect was immediate. Originally, the shriveled body of the fat Taoist priest recovered quickly and became round again, but it did not recover, and it still had some yellowish skin, and the spirit fox also recovered quickly.
After a long time, they all slowly opened their eyes, looking at the vicinity with a confused expression, when the eyes of a fox and a person collided with each other again.
As if they had seen an enemy, they immediately roared loudly, like "friends" they hadn't seen for many years.
"Dead fox!"
"Dead fat!"
I saw that they were just about to make a move, but they were interrupted by Han Fan's voice.
"You guys will fight again, what's the situation now?" Han Fan is still confused, these people are just like Han Han, they are going to fight when they meet like this, don't they take him seriously? Seriously, he is still the two of them life-saving benefactors!
"Who are you!"
The short-tailed fox is ruthless, obviously its current mood is very unstable, looking at the fat Taoist priest in front of him with a look of resentment, as if someone wants to stop it, it will rush up without hesitation, and fight with anyone!
"The man who just saved you. ”
Han Fan said calmly, the master saved the two of you, so you forgot?
"What, you fed me this crappy clear spring?" The fox immediately looked stunned, looked at Han Fan, and his expression was slightly better, but it didn't have much gratitude, it had a back hand, and it didn't matter if Han Fan saved it or not.
"Hehe, then you spit it out. Han Fan sneered, looking at it speechlessly, why is this thing's temper so short-tempered, why is there a bit of a big gap with him.
When the short-tailed fox heard this, it really froze, and its originally fierce expression was slightly relieved: "You!" But it still softened slightly, after all, Han Fan saved its fox life.
However, when the fat Taoist priest saw its deflated appearance, he suddenly laughed, "Dead fox, call you rampant!" He sat cross-legged in the air, with a smile on his face, as if he was very willing to see this dead fox suffer.
"You have to say it again!"
Its eyes were like spitting fire, just because he said that he was a dead fox, he chased and killed him for a full month, and he was ready to suppress himself at first, but his origin was extraordinary, and his methods could be compared, but this fat Taoist priest did have some means, but they chased for a full month, I don't know where they broke into, and when the fat Taoist escaped into the ground, it also followed closely and came to this place.
"Whoa"
A deep roar came out of its mouth, and the fat Taoist priest's face suddenly pulled, as if he thought of something, touched his buttocks, and felt pain! This stinky fox is really very bad at his mouth, and his grandfather has bitten through it, if he hadn't stopped the bleeding in time and treated the injury, I'm afraid it would still be there now!
"I don't have the same knowledge as you!" The fat Taoist snorted coldly, then took out a spirit pill, swallowed it, and suddenly there was a trace of fluctuation from his body, which was very strong.
The fox watched the fat Taoist priest recover, and also took out a xenomorph source from the void! Swallowed it directly! Just swallowed it in front of the two of them!
"What did you just swallow?" Han Fan rubbed his eyes and asked a little dumbfounded, as if he had seen something unimaginable. Similarly, when the fat Taoist priest saw what it took out, his face changed suddenly, and he wanted to rush up and take it down, but just as he was about to rush away, he found that his body was still very weak.
One person and one fox looked at the fat Taoist's actions with a puzzled expression, a little puzzled, but the two of them knew that this product just looked like they wanted to snatch it.
"Didn't stand firm, didn't stand firm. The fat Taoist priest smiled awkwardly, indicating that he didn't stand firm, don't care.
The fox looked proud, "Haven't you seen the dead fat man?" and then looked at him defiantly, and began to chew in front of him.
Han Fan said with a painful face, your grandfather's, is this how the xenomorph source is used? But he didn't say it.
"Fat Taoist, how long have you been here, fox?"
Han Fan did not interrupt their recovery, this place is too dangerous, it is good to have one more person, not to mention that these two origins are probably not small, this fat man is remembered by the big people in the Holy Land, I am afraid that there are unimaginable secrets, and this fox who looks very ordinary chews the xenomorph source like a bean sprout, I am afraid it is also an extraordinary origin.
"Who is the fat man, Dao Ye Xing will not change his name or change his surname, Qin Shou is also!" The fat Taoist priest had a gloomy face, obviously not liking others to call him a fat Taoist priest.
"Hehe, it turned out to be a beast, no wonder it's so disgusting. The short-tailed fox was disdainful, and said sarcastically, if it weren't for this guy, he would have been squatting for a long time, but he would have been disturbed by this dead fat man, and he hadn't settled the account with him yet!
As soon as Daoist Qin Shou heard the taunt of the short-tailed fox, he immediately scolded, like a street shrew, "Dead short-tailed fox, if it weren't for you, ......"
"Ahh
Daoist Qin Shou's face became hideous again, and Han Fan was also slightly stunned, this short-tailed fox was a little fast, and he didn't see its speed very clearly. The short-tailed fox appeared behind Qin Shou's buttocks, bit it, and immediately saw blood, it was just about to tear off a piece of meat on his buttocks, and a short sword that exuded a thunderous aura appeared in Qin Shou's hand, and the breath was very powerful, even Han Fan felt a burst of shock, the aura coming from this magic weapon was very extraordinary, and it seemed to go beyond the scope of treasures.
"Boom!"
I saw a thunderbolt shooting towards the short-tailed fox at great speed, and the thunder light in the sky suddenly emitted, like a thunderbolt landing on the world, forming a huge energy cover. Han Fan hurriedly retreated, this fat man seemed to be a casual wave, but he exerted such a terrifying might.
"What kind of weapon is this?" Han Fan was shocked in his heart, he had such a strong power with just one wave, if this fat Taoist priest used it seriously and truly displayed the power of this thunder sword, I am afraid that a radius of ten miles would turn into scorched earth in the blink of an eye.
Han Fan hurriedly looked at the center of the explosion, and only the fat Taoist priest was left in that place, but the figure of the short-tailed fox disappeared, and it seemed that he had gone somewhere else.
Sure enough, on the edge of that energy storm, a snow-white figure appeared, looking at the fat Taoist priest with a malicious expression.
"Whoa, if you dare to call me a short-tailed fox again, this demon will definitely bite you so much that you don't even know your own mother!"
"Dead fox, are your teeth made of divine iron?Why are they so sharp!" Qin Shou's face was hideous, obviously this dead fox's mouth was very ruthless, and he almost bit off a piece of meat on his buttocks, if it weren't for the special formation pattern on his pants, I'm afraid he would really be bitten off by it!
"This seat has been called Hongjun since ancient times, if you dare to call me a dead fox again, don't want your ass!" "It has always been sprayed by people, this is the first time it has been sprayed, it is really unbearable, if he looks at it again, he promises to go up and take a bite!
Seeing Hongjun's fierce expression, Daoist Qin Shou immediately swallowed the words that were about to spit out his mouth, and his current buttocks were still in severe pain, and this stinky fox was too ruthless. As everyone knows, his own attack methods are also very strong, if he is hit by the blow just now, I am afraid that his whole body will become black charcoal, if he really releases the true power of the thunder sword, Han Fan must also take it seriously, otherwise it will be easy to capsize in the gutter.
At the same time, Han Fan was even more surprised by the name of the short-tailed fox, he didn't expect to hear this name on a fox's body, you must know that Hongjun has a supreme myth on the earth.
According to the ancient records on the earth, the myths in the myths and legends, it is said that at the beginning of the chaos, there was a fragment of the creation artifact in West Kunlun on that day, and after that, it was the cultivation of Taiyi True Immortal, calling himself Hongjun Ancestor. There are too many legends about him, and in a very small part of modern literature, there are some records, "Pangu gave birth to Taiji, two rituals and four elephants." One is passed on to three friends, and the two teachings are divided into two teachings. The leader of the Xuanmen capital, a Qi turned into a Hongjun. ”
Hongjun Ancestor is also called: Honghuang Dao Ancestor, the incarnation of the Heavenly Dao and many other titles, very mysterious, it is said that he still got the four swords of Zhu Xian after defeating the Demon Ancestor Rahu, and then he comprehended the mystery of the avenue contained in the creation of the jade, and realized the avenue, since then the fusion of the three corpses finally became the first heavenly saint, terrifying, about his myths and legends, varied, but these are able to set off his mystery.
Therefore, when Han Fan heard this name, he suddenly fell into a panic, and he couldn't help but ask the short-tailed fox, "You got this name for you?"
"Does it have anything to do with you?" Hongjun's face was very unhappy, and he didn't take Han Fan in his eyes at all, but he was just about to say something to stimulate Han Fan, his face was suddenly stunned, and he was shocked by Han Fan's words.
"I saved you, is that how you treated your savior?" Han Fan raised his eyebrows slightly, looking at it with an expression that was even very subtle.
"Do you know what the word Hongjun represents?" Han Fan's expression was very solemn.
However, the short-tailed fox nodded and said lightly, "Yes." ”
Han Fan was shocked in his heart, could it be that this person really existed? Is there a record of the Fortune Ancestor here? It seems that the origin of this short-tailed fox is really mysterious. You must know that he is above the world, and he has never heard of the legend of Hongjun Ancestor, and even the news of Yang Jian, the three-eyed general, is very small, and it is a great thing to be able to hear one or two.
"Where did you see that name. Han Fan rushed directly to its side, seemingly very excited, maybe this could find a way back.
The short-tailed fox immediately became a little vigilant, although it didn't know what the meaning of this "Hongjun" was, but judging from his expression, it should be what the origin was, its sapphire-like eyes looked at Han Fan, with a vigilant face: "What does it have to do with you?"
"I am your savior, and what is your real name?" Han Fan said this sentence again, obviously he had no ability to resist the words "savior".
The short-tailed fox suddenly looked entangled, but it still said it obediently, as if the four words "life-saving benefactor" had some special meaning for it, "This is not my ....... life" After saying this, its face became a little unnatural, this counts, it is a theft of this name, I feel that this name is blessed, with inexplicable cause and effect, I am afraid that these two words have a great origin, so this name will be used, because its original name is somewhat inconsistent with its majestic appearance.
"Stealing?hahaha, you still steal someone else's name, aren't you called Xiaoxue?" Qin Shou Daoist suddenly laughed, his face became extremely arrogant, but when he saw the stinky fox let out a low roar, his laughter stopped abruptly, as if he hadn't heard anything, and continued his state of retreat.
"Then what's your real name?" Han Fan looked at these two people speechlessly, it was like the enemy was very red when they met, and they didn't even quiet down for a second, if it weren't for the fact that the two of them were gradually recovering, I'm afraid they would have done it a long time ago. "Red sperm. The short-tailed fox said slowly, to be honest, the name didn't match his appearance at all, but since it was the one who gave it to it, it wouldn't complain at all.
However, Han Fan immediately felt a little ridiculous when he heard this name, he was very familiar with this name, one of the twelve golden immortals of Taoism, "Red Sperm" is a doppelganger of Taishang Laojun, and his strength is unfathomable, but there are too few legends about him, but Han Fan would never have thought that there would be a fox among the twelve golden immortals, that is impossible, you must know that Taoism does not welcome demon beasts very much, so there is not a single demon beast among the twelve golden immortals, all of them are human races.
"What a hell of a life. Han Fan said involuntarily, could it be that he really came to the ancient mythological world, but he quickly shook his head, even Zhong Kui said that they were above this world later, because they were not born in this world, but they just left some legends, but I don't know how many myths and legends Han Fan knows in this world, and whether they can witness them one by one.
"What's your name, little ghost?" the red sperm looked like a diaphragm, obviously interested in this young man who had always said that he was his savior.
Han Fan was still in a state of distraction, and he had not yet recovered from the myths and legends on the earth. "Hey, boy, are you stupid?" the red sperm raised his little paw and pulled at his trouser legs, why did this boy look like he was demented and didn't say anything?
"Thinking about something. After a long time, Han Fan slowly came back to his senses. He looked at the short-tailed fox beside him and said slowly, "Han Fan." ”