Section 43 Zhong Kui Dengxian
Yuan Tiangang smiled slightly: "The donor is too worried, the poor Dao treated you like this before, and he had to suffer as a last resort. ”
Long Xiaomo sneered and said: "Bitter for your seventh uncle and grandfather, you have abolished my martial arts that I have gained in nine deaths, and killed my childhood sweetheart, you actually dare to tell me what kind of hardship you have with a face." If I hadn't been able to beat you, I would have slapped you to death. ”
Yuan Tiangang smiled slightly: "The death of Miss Xiaocui is indeed an unexpected thing, but people cannot be resurrected after death, and I also ask the donor to mourn the change." The reason why you abolished your martial arts before was because the aura of the Glowing Star in your body was too much. If the donor strengthens his own spiritual power, it will inevitably bring disaster to the world, so he instructed the apprentice Li Chunfeng to abolish your martial arts. But this time is different from the past, Zhong Kui is dead, the North Star and the Glowing Star belong to each other, and the Yin and Yang can protect Chang'an. You and Zhong Kui are one person and one ghost, the stronger your ability, the more you can protect Chang'an. Poor Dao is now asking you, are you willing to enter my Sutu Sect and worship under my Yuan Tiangang's door. ”
When Li Chunfeng heard this, he was very excited, and hurriedly pushed Long Xiaomo behind his back, and said: "Why don't you kneel down and kowtow quickly, such an opportunity is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and we are about to become senior brothers." ”
Unexpectedly, Long Xiaomo's nose was raised, and he hummed softly: "I Long Xiaomo has nothing else, I still have two taels of backbone, and what I said is the water that was spilled out, I don't want to have anything to do with your Sutu faction in this life, and don't want me to worship under your door when I die." ”
Yuan Tiangang: "。。。。。。 ”。
From the death of the son to the change of the Taiji Palace, this series of events passed in such a hurry. Because Yuan Tiangang has performed the Nine Mysterious Realms, even if the inside of the Taiji Palace is dark, the people outside will not know. Afterwards, Yuan Tiangang reported to Li Yuan the ins and outs of the whole incident. Let's just say that since Li Mi surrendered to Li Tang, he couldn't be satisfied with Guangluqing's position, and people were not convinced, and secretly played ghosts, which led to this series of incidents.
Li Yuan probably knew what Li Mi was thinking, but he didn't expect him to use such a destructive trick. Coupled with the damaged body of Li Mi in the palace and the situation found in the Li Mi Courtyard in Zhongnan Town in the early stage, this matter was also closed and ended successfully.
But this time, Yuan Tiangang kept an eye on it, and he did not report to Emperor Li Yuan about the secrets buried under the Taiji Palace, that is, the Five Stars and Seven Yao Arrays, as well as the matter of Long Xiaomo and Zhong Kui guarding Chang'an with one yin and one yang, but secretly reported to Li Shimin.
There are two purposes for doing this, after all, the Five Stars and Seven Yao Array is the core secret of the Sutu Sect, and the fewer people who know about it, the better. Second, Yuan Tiangang is Li Shimin's confidant. Everyone in the world knows that Li Tang's power is getting stronger and stronger, and he has faintly become the overlord of the world. And Li Shimin is the most dazzling military star in the Li Tang Group. Then in the future, the battle for the heir between Li Shimin and the crown prince will also be imperative. Then this secret is likely to be an important weight in this battle.
But for Yuan Tiangang, the biggest variable in this matter is Long Xiaomo, he originally wanted to take Long Xiaomo as a closed disciple while the iron was hot and then hide it in the snow, so as to become an unexpected pawn at a critical moment. But what I didn't expect was that this dragon Xiaomo's temper belonged to a dog, and oil and salt did not enter. Being able to worship under Yuan Tiangang's door is something that many people dream of but cannot want, but he refused. I don't know what's going on in his little brain.
The calf does not drink water and cannot force its head to be pressed. What's more, what is Yuan Tiangang's identity, how can he plead with Long Xiaomo again in a low voice. So he could only nod his head in agreement. In order to repair the relationship with Long Xiaomo, Yuan Tiangang reopened the meridians for Long Xiaomo behind his back on the same day, not only restoring his ability to forge bones in the third layer, but also giving him additional gifts to help him enter the realm of the first layer of the Jiedan, which can be regarded as some compensation for the birth and death of Long Xiaomo these days.
At the same time, Yuan Tiangang and Long Xiaomo set an offensive and defensive alliance, and the matter of the Five Stars and Seven Yao Array and his Long Xiaomo and Zhong Kui guarding Chang'an with one yin and one yang must rot to the stomach.
Long Xiaomo has no opinion on this agreement, after all, this thing is lazy by nature, and his life goal is nothing more than a cow on twenty acres of land, and his wife and children are hot on the kang, so he has no interest in those power struggles. Prosperity and wealth are important, but it is even more important to be able to live and enjoy life.
So, this matter was revealed. After a month, in a large wing room in the backyard of Long Xiaomo's house, three or four coffins were parked horizontally, and in the innermost coffin, Cheng was buried this corpse that died in a foreign land and was uncared for. Next to this coffin, there is a small square table, on which are placed four small dishes and a small jar of burning knives, and next to the table, Long Xiaomo is drinking.
You read that right, in this gloomy environment, Long Xiaomo was actually raising a glass and drinking, and there was actually a pair of chopsticks and wine glasses on the opposite side of the square table.
Who was he waiting for? The empty glass suddenly flew up in the air, as if someone was raising a glass to drink.
"Sure enough, it's good wine, and it has a spicy throat. With the sound of explosions like thunder, an iron-faced bearded man wearing a red official uniform appeared in mid-air, and it was actually Zhong Kui, who crashed and died on a pillar in Taiji Palace a month ago.
"Shhhhhhhh In order to prevent the neighbors from saying strange things, I specially found such a secluded place, and I had to invite people from ten miles around me when a donkey roared like you. Long Xiaomo protested.
That Zhong Kui, blushing or not blushing, picked up a piece of pig's head meat on the plate, put it in his mouth and chewed it heavily, enjoying the delicacy of this world very much. said: "Fragrant, what a fucking fragrance." ”
It turned out that three days ago, Zhong Kui gave Long Xiaomo a dream, saying that he was having a good time with the city god of Chang'an Yin Si and wanted to have a chance to meet and talk. Long Xiaomo was afraid that he would scare the neighbors, so he had a meal in the morgue today.
Zhong Kui and Long Xiaomo were also born and died several times. This Zhong Kui is upright, he didn't have many friends in the Yang world, and it happened that this Long Xiaomo was also sharp-toothed, and after a few cups and lamps, they became friends.
That Zhong Kui talked about his experience in the underworld, and said that after he hit a pillar in the palace and died, the ghost wandered on the main hall, and saw the nine yin female ghosts hidden on the top of the main hall, and was about to remind Long Xiaomo loudly, but he didn't expect the old ghost Murong Seventeen to appear, and he didn't pay attention to the nine yin female ghosts in the main hall, but directly detained Zhong Kui to the city god of Chang'an Yin Division. After signing and drawing the seal at the Yin Division of Chang'an, the old man of Chenghuang attached great importance to it and sent the old ghost Murong Seventeen to personally escort Zhong Kui to the Ten Palaces of Yama.
I don't know how far I walked along the way, anyway, I walked in a trance in the underworld for a long time, and when I arrived at the Lechuan River, I saw the Nai He Bridge. However, Meng Po on the bridge also seemed to have received some instructions, and did not give Zhong Kui to drink Meng Po soup, but directly sent him to the Ten Palaces of Yama.
Speaking of this, Zhong Kui was a little excited, and said: "Brother Long, you haven't seen that scene, it is even more lively than that day in the Taiji Palace." Ten halls of Yama, those are the ten emperors of the underworld, what is the king of Qin Guang, the king of Chujiang, the emperor of Song... Tut-tut, one is more magnificent, personally meet me Zhong Kui. ”
Long Xiaomo was also very curious, and said, "What did they tell you?"
That Zhong Kui took a sip of wine proudly, his face couldn't hide the red of excitement, and said: "If it's all some dropped book bags, presumably Brother Long won't be interested." But in the end, they unanimously came to the conclusion that I, Zhong Kui, were loyal and courageous, dared to admonish each other to death in front of the emperor, and were an upright person who had not been seen for thousands of years. ”
Long Xiaomo dared to be amazed and said, "Tut-tut, Zhong Kui, you can get such a high evaluation for blowing so many words of cowhide?"
Zhong Kui laughed and said: "It's not all, after the collective research of the Ten Palaces of Yama, it was decided to make me Zhong Kui the general of ghost hunting, and temporarily set him as the earth immortal cultivator, and then make adjustments depending on the performance in the future." Give me a sword to suppress ghosts, and seal the letter of the ghosts. As he spoke, Zhong Kui took out the sword and the seal letter from behind his back and placed them on the table.
Long Xiaomo curiously stroked the sword on the table, and said enviously: "Brother Zhong Kui, you are developed, but unfortunately you have to go to the Yama Hall on an errand, and I don't know what year and month we will be able to meet in the future." ”
Zhong Kui smiled and said: "I came to you for this matter, the Ten Palaces Yama said that although I am an earth immortal at the moment, whether I am an immortal or a ghost, I still don't know anything, let me experience a period of time in Chang'an, assist the city god Zhao Chunhua, and be a city god judge." ”
Long Xiaomo said: "There shouldn't be much time. ”
Zhong Kui received: "Specifically, one hundred and thirty years." ”
"Poof". Long Xiaomo squirted out a sip of wine, then thought about it and said, "Also, you immortals are immortal." One hundred and thirty years is a fleeting time. But Brother Zhong Kui, you really don't know the reason for sending you to Chang'an?"
Zhong Kui's eyes widened and he looked very ignorant. Long Xiaomo relayed what Yuan Tiangang said about Chang'an. Zhong Kui suddenly realized.
Long Xiaomo continued: "It stands to reason that one yin and one yang town Chang'an must achieve a balance between yin and yang." Brother Zhong Kui, you are developed in front of you, but what about my Long Xiaomo? I look at this yin and yang imbalance, and Lao Tzu will see which day this Chang'an City will collapse. ”
Zhong Kui laughed and said, "Brother Long, don't give up on yourself. Some time ago, I heard that you refused Yuan Tiangang's request to take you under the door. This matter is old and famous in the netherworld. Do you know that the Sutu sect is the authentic Taoism, and the Louguantai is the place where Taishang Laojun wrote the Tao Te Ching and turned the three Qings into a gas. Some scattered immortals in the heavenly realm are in awe of the head of the Sutu faction, Brother Long, you actually refused directly, in my Zhong Kui's opinion, Brother Long is a strange person in Chang'an. ”
Long Xiaomo waved his hand and said, "This is nothing, Lao Tzu just can't get used to the dead face that Yuan Tiangang puts on all day long to save the world." If you break the cow, you will break the cow, what does it matter to Lao Tzu, and put on that dead face in front of Lao Tzu all day long. ”
"Hahahaha" Zhong Kui looked up to the sky and laughed and said: "I like Brother Long's such a dissolute and uninhibited temperament." But I heard that Yuan Tiangang directly brought you to the realm of Yudan, which can be regarded as not thin on you. ”