Chapter 106: The Unlucky Twenty-Seven Nakshatras
I don't know when, Xuanzang has already come in from outside with a large black thing.
Although they were hundreds of meters apart, everyone could still smell the familiar stench.
"Gross!"
"Gross!"
"Gross!"
The ministers of the court vomited one after another, and the yellow-robed monster looked at Xuanzang in horror, and the damn monk covered his nose and walked over with a plate of shit with a smile.
"Tang Sanzang, don't be disgusting, okay?" the yellow-robed monster was furious, struggling to escape from this iron cage.
However, this iron cage was specially made, and Tang San had a soul suppression talisman to suppress himself, so the yellow-robed monster had nothing to do and couldn't escape.
"Don't get excited, it'll be fine right away. By the way, do you like to eat hot or cold?" Xuanzang did not forget to ask intimately.
Yellow Robe Monster: "@#¥%"
Why don't you eat hot!
No, I don't eat hot or cold!
"Don't you really want to eat?" Xuanzang borrowed a sword from a military general in the imperial court, although the military general didn't know what the dead bald head wanted to do, but he still borrowed it very happily.
"Holy monk, this sword was given by the first king, and it is used to commend the loyalty of our Bao family, you must not break it. The general told again and again.
"Surely not, your sword is not papier-mâché. ”
So, Xuanzang raised his sword, stabbed at the pile of with a sword, picked out a big one, and shook it in front of the yellow-robed monster.
"My sword!" the general cried when he saw it, beating his chest and crying.
"It's really stingy, it's just a matter of borrowing it, it's a big deal to pay you back now. Xuanzang rolled his eyes, and the general waved his hand again and again: "I don't want this sword!"
"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for a general of the Angry Crying Treasure Elephant Kingdom, and the experience point is +5!"
Xuanzang licked his dry lips and said with a smile: "Yellow robe monster, do you want to taste the freshly baked things left by the descendants of the divine beasts?"
Something left behind?
Ma Dan, this is clearly, okay!
You actually said it so freshly and refinedly, are you really a serious learner?
Hearing this, the yellow-robed monster hurriedly waved his hand and said, "No...... It's so fragrant, it's so fragrant, why can't I help but take the initiative to lean over?"
"Come on, come on, don't suppress your nature, you see there are seven or eight pieces here, enough for you to eat for a whole day. ”
"Are you hungry, if you're hungry, I'll give you another bowl?"
"Gross!"
A series of vomiting sounds came and went, and all the ministers of the Treasure Elephant Kingdom were so pale that they didn't dare to breathe vigorously.
The picture is so beautiful that everyone doesn't dare to look at it directly.
Despite this, Xuanzang gave everyone a wonderful biology lesson.
Dogs, they still can't change eating!
"Why is this happening? Why is this happening?" the yellow-robed monster cried, crying extremely miserably, like a child of three hundred pounds.
"Lao Tzu is going to kill you!" The yellow-robed monster was furious, and he opened his mouth full of fangs and planned to swallow Tang Sanzang alive.
"Slow, do you still want to?" Xuanzang borrowed another general's sword, and stabbed a piece of the divine beast with a smile.
"It's so fragrant, it's so fragrant!" the yellow-robed monster couldn't help but run over and lick it.
Everyone: "......"
The yellow-robed monster's heart collapsed, and he regretted going down to earth.
"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for letting Kui Timber Wolf eat in a row, and reward experience points +50!"
"Hehe, do you think you are a dog or not?" Xuanzang asked with a smile as he held up a piece of the artifact left by the divine beast.
"Phew, this seat is an incomparably noble Sirius Divine Beast, how can it be...... It's so fragrant...... "The yellow-robed monster swallowed the thing in Xuanzang's hand while crying.
At this moment, a golden light flashed in the sky, and then more than twenty immortals appeared in the sky.
"Below is Tang Sanzang, the holy monk of the Tang Dynasty, and we were ordered to come and subdue the Kui Wood Wolf back to the Heavenly Realm!"
The deafening sound resounded throughout the world, and the twenty-seven stars pressed the auspicious clouds and walked down with great vigour.
This time, they were ordered by the Jade Emperor to come to arrest the Kui Wood Wolf who had descended to earth without permission.
The Jiaomu Jiao led by Jiao walked forward slowly, and before he could make a statement, before the corners of his mouth could pop out, he turned into a sentence: ", it stinks, are you blowing up a dung pit?"
The rest of the stars all covered their noses, and their hearts were horrified: "How can this legendary human realm stink so outrageously? Are we on the wrong path?"
"Disrespectful, disrespectful, we're in the wrong place!" Hornwood Jiao saw a bald monk holding something to feed, although he couldn't see what was in the cage.
But it stands to reason that it shouldn't be Tang Sanzang and others who are trapped.
"Brother Jiaomujiao, don't go!" Kui Mu Wolf burst into tears when he saw the rest of the twenty-seven constellations.
It's great that you're finally here!
"Kui Timber Wolf?" Hornwood Jiao, who was also a star, was also surprised, he never expected to meet his former colleagues in such a scene.
"Are you Tang Sanzang?" Jiaomu Jiao looked at Tang Sanzang, who was like the owner, and suddenly looked dazed.
They were ordered to go down to save Tang Sanzang from falling into the clutches of the Kui Wood Wolf.
But now it seems that it is a completely different scene!
"Since you are a person from the heavenly realm, you have to give some face. Xuanzang opened the cage with a smile, and Kuimu Wolf cried and hugged those colleagues who came to the rescue.
"Don't don't, Kui Timberwolf, stay away from me!"
"Kui Timber Wolf, you stink, you fell into the dung pit?"
"Kui Timberwolf, don't wipe your snot on me, why do you have such a bad mouth?"
The twenty-seven stars were all panicked, lest the Kui Timber Wolf come forward.
Jiaomu Jiao even stretched out his feet directly, blocking the Kui Wood Wolf and preventing him from coming forward.
"Kui Wood Wolf, you shouldn't have been down to earth for so long and haven't freshened up and brushed your teeth, right?" Horned Wood Jiao asked in extreme disgust.
"No, I take a shower every day, sometimes three times a day!" Kui Wood Wolf quickly explained.
"Then can you tell us, why do you stink so much, did you eat?"
"You...... How do you know?" said Kui Wood Wolf in shock.
Twenty-Seven Nakshatras: "@#¥%"
System: "Congratulations to the host for successfully disgusting the twenty-seven nakshatras, and reward experience points +100!"
Xuanzang smiled slightly, and left with deep merit and fame.
"What a touching brother scene, the poor monk suddenly misses them with the eight precepts. Xuanzang sang a Buddha horn, and then put the thing in his hand in front of the king of Baoxiang Kingdom, and said: "This matter is over, and the poor monk will leave." ”
"Ma Dan, who helped me take this plate of away, it stinks!"
The king of the Treasure Elephant Kingdom wanted to cry without tears, so he covered his nose and hurriedly ran down from the dragon chair.