Chapter 414: The Rogue Marries
The person who spoke was not a second pole, but one of his errands.
"You must be dressed up, our second young master will come to the door in person, and he told her, there will be no problem. ”
This is the second person speaking.
After the two had finished speaking, the four of them who had come with them arrived outside the black girl's house.
"Miss Wusu, I'm talking about it, I'm here to marry my relatives in person today, you come out. I also brought three friends with me to witness our happiness. Let them come and rejoice too. ”
As he spoke, the second pole walked outside the hall, and when he saw that Miss Wu was standing next to Hua Duo, he said to the two of them with excitement on his face:
"Yo, Miss Wusu is really sensible, and she also invited relatives, it is better to have elder relatives to participate in our wedding, I know you can't be busy, you don't need to do the tea and food, my family has made full preparations, please come out of the cabinet." ”
Miss Wusu stood behind Hua Duo, a little scared, and didn't know how to talk to the second pole. At this time, Ergongzi and his friends also saw Miss Wusu hiding behind a strange old man.
"Yo, I thought the bride was gone, it was here. My eldest brother has already spoken, there is no need to eat here, there is no need to entertain, go to the eldest brother's house, there is food and use, what are you shy? My eldest brother can't wait. ”
A friend of the two poles said with a hippie smile.
"Who are you? Miss Wu, if you want to get married, you don't tell your cousin, your father just died, so who are you in a hurry to marry?"
A lot of cousins who pretended to be girls sat on the bamboo chair and asked.
"This is a two-pole, and he said he wanted to marry me into the door. ”
Miss Wusu behaved more or less normally at this time, and spoke neatly.
"Did you give you a dowry? Your father raised you so much, although he passed away, he should also take a little dowry to show his meaning. ”
A lot of them are not only asking Miss Wu, but also asking about the second pole.
"Yes, yes, yes, I took a dowry of 50,000 yuan, and I have made it clear to Miss Wu. ”
The second pole said with a wicked smile outside the house.
As soon as she said that she had received a dowry of 50,000 yuan, Miss Wusu's tears fell down.
"Girl, what's wrong with you. He said that he gave you a dowry, why are you crying? People are still knowledgeable, so don't be sad, get ready, and go with them. ”
Hua Duo pretended not to know about it and said it there.
"He, he, he didn't give a dowry, he deliberately found fault and forced me to marry him. ”
Miss Usu cried even more sadly, and said with a sob.
Hua Duo slapped a lot on the thigh, opened his eyes, pretended to be angry and said to the second pole:
"What kind of guy, don't give a dowry, and dare to force my niece to marry, it's really unreasonable!"
"Ho, who are you? I don't think you're Uzumel's cousin, I've never seen her have such a cousin, I don't see you old, I'm going to tell you to walk around now. ”
The second pole rolled his eyelids, stared at his eyes, and said.
"I haven't eaten yet, I haven't even taken a sip of soup, why can't you tell me to go around without eating? Boy, you have to make it clear how to force my niece to marry you now before you can leave. Otherwise, hehe, don't blame my old man for being unkind. ”
Hua Duo said with Erlang's legs crossed in the gate.
"This old man, I think his bones are a little loose, and I want someone to knock him. But you're not here to knock on your back and relax. You have to get a massage parlor. Old man, you are human, please go back there, don't make my eldest brother angry, my eldest brother is angry, and you will die. ”
At this time, a guy dressed in fur walked outside the gate, and he teased Hua a lot.
"Who is your eldest brother, who is so powerful? Can you ask for someone's life at will? My old man has lived for decades, and this is the first time I have heard of it. ”
A lot of pretending not to know that there is a second pole in front of them.
"Who is my eldest brother? This handsome guy standing in front of you is. In this radius of 300 miles, Li Erpole doesn't know anyone, and he doesn't know which one. The world's first martial arts master, invincible all over the world. How many martial arts heroes died under his iron fist. I see you old man, I can't stand poking one of my eldest brother's fingers, don't get out of here!"
This is another accomplice of the second pole who came over and said to Hua Duo.
The second pole listened to the boasting and praise of his fox friends and dog friends, and he was a little fluttering, holding his hands behind his back outside the gate, he really looked like a martial arts master, and he couldn't be beaten.
He tilted his head and raised his chin, and said to the three men who had come with him:
"Go, old man Shu give me 'please open', and invite Miss Wusu out for me. We went back. ”
The young man covered in fur waved his hands and walked in, and when he walked in front of Hua Duo, he saw that Miss Wusu was hiding behind him, so he stretched out his right hand and pulled Hua Duo a hand.
Hua a lot pretended not to understand anything, just like a shriveled old man, and he didn't dodge or avoid, so he let the furry young man pull it.
He deliberately pretended to be pulled by a strong tug, and the person was exaggeratedly pulled into the air, leaving the bamboo chair and flying towards the gate. He pretended to be passive and "banged" on the door frame, and then used a lot of ingenuity to bounce back.
This ingenuity makes it so ingenious that ordinary martial arts masters can't see it, let alone these guys in front of them who are nothing.
When he hit him, he could still hear the sound of people and door frames, and in the eyes of ordinary people, this old man was already injured a lot, and it was unknown whether he would die.
With the force of the rebound of this collision and another skill, the person bounced towards the person who had just pulled him. As soon as this man's hand was about to touch Miss Usu's body, he stumbled and almost didn't stand firm, let alone Miss Lausu.
The fur-furred young man was struck, and at first he didn't react, and he cursed uncleanly, and when he tried to stand up, he found that his right arm didn't seem to be able to lift up, and his right hand couldn't be used.
It turned out that his right shoulder had been turned into a lot, and he was secretly struck. Just as he bounced back and crashed into him, his left elbow bent, striking the furry young man's right shoulder joint.
This action is very hidden, because many of them flew back upside down after being hit, and he didn't even look at the young man, but with decades of basic skills and experience, he knew what route to fly back to, what part of the opponent would be hit, and how much force to use.
In the eyes of outsiders, it was this shriveled old man who was seriously injured, but he didn't expect that it was the fur young man who was the most injured now. He suddenly covered his right shoulder with his left hand and squatted on the ground for a long time before he stood up with his mouth in his mouth.
He pretended to hold on to the bamboo chair and shook it twice, and then slowly turned around and sat down, and said to the girl Wusu behind him:
"What kind of people are these, so unreasonable, beating people at every turn, my old man's bones are going to be broken apart. You give me a thump on the shoulder. ”
Miss Wusu was taken aback at first, thinking that the old man was really injured, but seeing that his movements were very light, especially when he collided with the fur young man who grabbed her, he actually sat on the bamboo chair at all, she knew that the old man in front of her was by no means an ordinary person, and the old man told her last night that she was the Taishan faction five no, she didn't know what the five no's were, but now that she recalled, these five nos were definitely the meaning of the five masters.
She also had a reassurance in her heart, and at first her heart was pounding, afraid that this old man was a boastful guy, and that both of them would face a catastrophe. Now, her heart was no longer afraid, so she also pretended to be obedient and beat her shoulders a lot.
"Why, I can't even invite a bad old man out, how can I mess with my eldest brother in the future? Let me come!"
As he spoke, a short and fat young man rushed in and kicked the back of the old man's bamboo chair. He was going to kick the old man's bamboo chair and prevent him from sitting here in the way. At the same time, if you can kick the old man or even kill him, it depends on the luck of the old man.
"Ouch, this kid is even more unreasonable, and wants to kick my old bones to pieces. It can't be done, it can't be done. ”
Only two sounds were heard in a row, a "click" followed by a "plop" sound. Humpty Dumpty, who had just rushed in, crashed into the fur young man whose right shoulder had just been dislocated, and the two of them fell to the dust together.
The short and fat young man kept scolding in his mouth, and the fur young man with a dislocated shoulder was also scolding, first scolding a lot, and now the object of scolding has become the short and fat young man.
He blamed the chunky young man for hitting him, and the chunky young man said that he didn't mean it, and that the bad old man had caused him to fall. The two blamed each other, and Humpty Dumpty, who was pressed against the fur youth, tried to stand up, but the tip of his right foot hurt so badly that he couldn't stand for a while.
The furry young man shoved him out and scolded:
"Die on the side, don't hold me down. ”
The short and fat young man held his right foot in both hands, sat on the ground, and cried out in pain:
"It hurts me, it hurts me. My right big toe looked like it was broken. Kill this old immortal for me, quick, big brother, give it to me. ”
Both of them sat on the floor of Miss Usu's hall, and did not want to get up for a while. One hugging his shoulders, the other on his toes.
At this time, Hua Duo sat on the bamboo chair with a smile on his face, and at some point he had an extra bamboo tube in his hand.
This bamboo tube is a section of bamboo that is fist-thick and half-foot-long when the old man Wu was weaving bamboo yesterday. One end is cut with a saw, and the other end is cut with a knife.
Therefore, one end is more neat, and one end is oblique and untidy. The bamboo tube was grabbed from the ground by Humpty Dumpty when he rushed in. It's just that he moved too fast, and I didn't see him grabbing the bamboo tube.
Just as Humpty Dumpty kicked the back of the bamboo chair he was sitting on, Hua Duo grabbed the bamboo chair with his right hand and rotated it slightly, and the sharpened end of the bamboo tube in his left hand was aimed at Humpty Dumpty's right foot.
He used a little internal force on the bamboo tube, how could the Humpty Dumpty toe stand it, he didn't break his two toes, he was already very lucky. Of course, this is also because Hua has a lot of considerations and doesn't want to break his feet.
The bamboo chair turned around, but he still sat firmly on the bamboo chair, as if none of this had happened. Seeing that the two of them fell to the ground and couldn't stop moaning, he threw the bamboo tube casually, threw it on the ground, and said:
"Ouch, my old bones were almost kicked and broken by you, my whole body hurts, you are also hurting, I didn't cry out in pain, you are young, you shouldn't cry out in pain. ”
"This old guy is a bit wicked, let's go in and have a look. ”
At this time, the second pole found that something was wrong, he was not sure who the old man was, but just now he didn't see what was going on, his two brothers fell, there must be something wrong with this, he didn't dare to go in alone, so he sent a message to the last brother.