Chapter 292: I'm Coming! I'm Coming! (Ask for Subscription)

"Ouch!ouch!" the old man's wail went to the next level.

But at the same time, the breath seems to be faint, and it may be out of breath at any time.

It's just paradoxical.

As if urging Feng Linwan to make a decision quickly.

Of course, it's a good choice to turn around and go.

But this is also equivalent to the preparation in the early stage, all of which are in the water, and it is even better to do nothing at the beginning.

Not only did the character collapse, but the test of the Eight Immortals failed, and if you want to have a chance in the future, it will be difficult.

"Amitabha! I didn't expect that after many years, the poor monk would have the honor to meet you again in the mortal world today. Now that you are poisoned with sores, it is the last catastrophe before returning to Heaven to report to work. When you and I meet today, it's fate, or that... Today I will cross you, and tomorrow you will cross me. Ferry others and cross themselves, everyone is a ferryman. Feng Lin chattered all night, and the person had already rushed towards the old man like the wind.

It looked like a vicious dog snatching food, and pounced on the old man with a big poisonous sore on his leg.

Suddenly, two arms crutched Feng Linwan.

Ah Niu, who was in charge of buying vegetables, and Ah Shui, who was in charge of running the boat, each of them grabbed Feng Linwan's arm, and then asked in a low voice: "Little Master, what you said before is true? This old man, is it really the reincarnation of an immortal?"

Feng Linwan's face was exposed, and his expression was leaking, he shook his head very much, but said: "The Buddha said: Don't say!

After saying that, he broke free from the two of them, walked quickly towards the old man's thigh, and hurriedly seemed to open his mouth to suck out the thick poison.

The look of expectation and expectation on his face didn't look like he was guilty at all, but like he had taken advantage of it.

At the same time, a 'elixir' was crushed from the sleeve by Feng Lin Wan, and the fragrance emanated, which was refreshing and pleasant, and it couldn't help but be energetic when smelling it.

"Why does this poisonous sore smell so good? Could it be that it is not poison, but some kind of panacea? It is also possible! If this old man is really an immortal, then his poisonous sores should also be immortal!" At this moment, many people spontaneously summed up such a clever concept.

"Don't worry, little monk, how can you do such a dirty thing yourself? I'll come! I'll come!" Ah Niu grabbed Feng Linwan.

On the other side, Ah Shui ran away, and his mouth was already attached to the poisonous sore.

It's just that before he could bite it, he was kicked on the buttocks, rolled over, and fell to the side.

A middle-aged woman with five big and three thick lips, with her fat lips, opened her bloody mouth, grinned with a mouth full of yellow teeth, grabbed her mouth first, and bit the poisonous sore on the old man's thigh with one bite, and then slammed it hard.

As if sucking noodles, he inhaled a thick yellowish and black poison into his mouth, and then swallowed it deliciously.

"Woo!" was surrounded by the sound of swallowing saliva.

Before she could finish enjoying it, the person had already been lifted.

A group of people, gossiping, approached the old man's thighs and opened their mouths to gnaw.

There is an obvious contrast and gap with the previous attitude of resistance.

That scene... It's literal.

Whoever gets a bite is as if they have won a grand prize, and they are very happy.

The old man was visibly stunned as well.

I never thought that there would be such scenes and operations.

Now it's not Feng Linwan or those who are addicted to drugs that are disgusting.

Instead, it was the old man, and his face was clearly embarrassed.

Feng Lin arched his hand at the old man, and then walked forward complacently.

After crossing a small river, under the willow tree by the river, there was a big man with a bare chest and breasts, holding a banana fan, looking at Feng Lin Wan with gloomy eyes.

"What a false monk full of lies, treacherous and cunning. "This person broke the 'truth' of Feng Lin Wan in one word.

Feng Lin Wan knew that someone would block in front of him, and he was not surprised, but based on the appearance of this person, he deduced that he should be Zhongli Quan among the Eight Immortals, that is, Han Zhongli.

Although the monk is false, his words are not false. If the immortals are so meritorious and immortal, how can they harm mortals? Those strong poisons, even if they can't soar in the daytime, are also the functions of the immortals to evolve with the immortal method and prolong life. I'm not lying in that respect. And their willingness to believe in me shows that I am a successful person and have enough credibility. Feng Linwan said.

Feng Linwan's encouragement in a few words made the crowd believe that the old man was an immortal, and he sucked the strong poison for him, which seemed unreliable.

In fact, these are all based on the kindness and sincerity of the day after day before the closure of Lin Wan.

Like, if Daddy Ma told the public that the price of shit would rise tomorrow.

So no matter how ridiculous this statement is, there will still be countless people who go around collecting dog shit, and it is even possible to copy the price of dog shit.

Why is fame and fortune inseparable since ancient times?

Herein lies the reason.

As for why some celebrities lived in great hardship.

That's about two things, first... He was not famous at the time, and he became famous after his death. Second, he is a brainless person, does not know how to be flexible, and does not know how to monetize fame.

Everyone has learned the story of Hurt Zhongyong.

A little prodigy who is just a famous township can be used by his father to earn money.

It is enough to see that a person who is really famous at that time, but as long as he has some means, he will never lack money.

Miss Liu Yongmian never spends money, which is also one of the proofs.

Zhong Liquan listened to Feng Linwan's quibble, shook the banana fan, and suddenly laughed.

"Interesting! Interesting! This kind of trial method has been used many times. Historically, the tempter and the tempted have their own numbers in their hearts, and they cooperate with each other to complete the story. It's you... Break the routine and don't follow common sense. So... But let the poor way, how is it good to give?" Zhong Liquan's anger and accusations are like bubbles, which burst when they are poked.

No matter what the truth is, if there is such an achievement, there must be his bearing.

At least superficially, it is also maintained.

When Feng Lin heard this, he knew that this level was barely passed, although... It seems that it is better for him to poison himself.

"Isn't what you are asking for is to break the rules, break through the boundaries, and reach new heights? Is that really the person you want? Although the disciple's little plan is clever, it also shows that the disciple is eclectic. "Since Zhong Liquan is angry, then Feng Lin Wan will of course take the opportunity to go up and get some more points for himself.

Hearing this, Zhong Liquan nodded approvingly: "It makes sense, but... Poor Dao believes that the biggest reason for you is that you don't want to suck the poisonous sores for Poor Dao. You galactic terrans are already different. Each one of them is extremely self-conscious, and it is a joke that you are sacrificed and dedicated. ”

This remark seems to excuse Feng Linwan, but there is a tendency to overturn a boatload of people.

"Uncle Shi has said it, we just don't blindly obey, we just don't blindly follow. The emperors of the ancients, who paid attention to the foolish people, and the people were stupid and ignorant, so they could be fooled with simple words and theories, and their ancestors were designed and driven by others from birth to death, and they lived in a muddy way. And we and the other Xinghe human race, before they were born, they were already enlightened, although they didn't dare to say that everyone was like a dragon, and they were all extremely intelligent. But in terms of knowledge, it's not low. In this way, there is the scenery of my galaxy human race covering the heavens and all worlds. ”

"The strength of the collective does not depend on the ignorance and ignorance of the individual. ”

"People who think that may be really stupid!"

Feng Linwan's retort was ruthless, and it can be said that it was very rigid.