Chapter 87: Such a Robber
"I'm angry with you, I'm not wrong, why are you angry?" Wu Yuan was angry and funny, and the person who made him feel even more funny, the three of them were bloody here, and they actually made those robbers dumbfounded, their eyes were stunned, staring at the three of them as if they were watching a play, and they all looked like they were watching a play. As soon as he finished speaking, one of the robbers was not happy: "Boy, I think you just have a problem, such a beautiful little beauty chases after you, don't be a fool, what is wrong with you?"
The robber continued, "That's it, beauty, beauty, you, you, you're stupid."
"I said buddy, what are you fooling around, it's okay to go back and wash and sleep. Wu Yuan looked at the three second-hand robbers like fools.
"Oh!" one of the robbers actually turned around and left, he was completely immersed in the plot, and he was fascinated by it, forgetting that he had an important mission this time, and the other two robbers were also a little confused, how wrong was his heart, it seemed that we had other things to do here, how could we go back to wash and sleep? No, we couldn't go.
A masked robber shook his head, finally came back to his senses, and suddenly said loudly: "Brothers, don't go, the eldest lady still has a task entrusted to us, if it can't be completed, it's hard to say whether you can go back." ”
"Yes, yes, yes!" The robber who didn't speak well slapped his head, and remembered it after he reminded him, and then the three of them gritted their teeth and glared at Wu Yuan together, if this guy hadn't been so bloody just now, they wouldn't have been so embarrassed, it was really embarrassing, and they all went to Grandma's house.
"Boy, you really can, you actually fooled us so much that we forgot to rob, fortunately buddy, I was smart, and I reacted at once, otherwise I really fell for you, hehe, now it's useless for you to say anything, obediently take out all the money on your body, uh, and all the bank cards and passwords!" said the one of the three viciously.
"No problem, as long as you don't hurt us. Wu Yuan pretended to be very cooperative, took out his wallet from his arms, poured all the cash on the coffee table, and pulled out all the bank cards, "But the three bosses, I am timid, I was suppressed by your heroic spirit just now, and I forgot the password, or I will go back to get it, I will write it down in the notebook." ”
These three people are really too vegetable, it is estimated that they were sent by the Yin family to confuse him, so he took advantage of the situation to tease them.
"Go back and get it?" the robber was visibly stunned, then scratched his head, "That's too troublesome, but, why are you such a big man so daring, we didn't really scare you, why are you so scared that you forgot the password, I have nothing to say to you, I despise you!"
"I can't compare with you, you are the boss, I am naturally timid, and I don't want to. Wu Yuan frowned.
At this time, Han Han's eyes suddenly widened: "You won't be you, you really give money, how can you be so cowardly? No, I don't allow my man to coax, you put away the money and cards, and don't give them a single child, otherwise I, I, I will never look down on you and spurn you!"
"You're impatient, aren't you?" said the robber at the head, pointing angrily at her nose.
Han Han was really weird, and at this time she actually said with an aggrieved face: "That's right, but how do you know?" She flashed a pair of watery and innocent eyes, and her expression was so cute and cute, she could kill all evil in seconds and completely awaken the softest and kindest part of human nature.
"How do I know? I also want to know, I must be smarter, since I was a child, people who have seen me have praised me for being very smart. The robber scratched his head in embarrassment. He's really smart enough, and when people say he's smart, he doesn't even hear it as sarcasm.
"Well, you looked very clever when you were a child, no wonder you are so majestic now, big brother, you are so powerful, I am about to worship you to death. Han Han blinked her eyes wide, her eyes were very lethal, and the robber was confused again, only smirking vigorously, and showing a shy expression.
Wu Yuan only then saw that Han Han was not really confused, but pretended, she was teasing them, she was definitely a tricky master, her acting skills were superb, natural innocence and unpolished, it was simply seamless, and not going to Hollywood was a big loss to the acting vision.
He is not in a hurry at all now, but leisurely watching her perform, watching the three second-class goods make a fool of themselves, it is estimated that the masters of the Yin family are also going crazy, they should be watching from the side, just waiting for the signal here. He guessed correctly, Yin Haitang was about to vomit blood, and he couldn't have imagined that such a strange situation would occur when he killed her, and her three subordinates were actually played like fools and couldn't find the north.
"Bastard, I'm really angry, I have to chop the three of them when I turn around!" Yin Haitang's face turned pale, and the black lines on her forehead fell straight down, she was really waiting, and she didn't move, and thought that something had happened to the three of them, so when she returned to the monitoring room, she didn't know that this was the case, and she almost crooked her nose.
"Stupid, stupid, did you grow up eating shit?" she scolded like a shrew, not at all with the cultivation and demeanor that the eldest lady of the Yin family should have, but it was no wonder that she was angry like this, and whoever put on such a waste would be so angry that her subordinates would vomit blood, and she was very restrained if she didn't immediately rush over and kick them to death.
Zhou Jiang has always been close to her, one is to protect her, and the other is to have a good relationship with her, Zhou Jiang also has some plans in his heart, if he can become the son-in-law of the Yin family, then his status will undoubtedly rise, and he may not be able to enter the core layer, and may even become one of the giants of the Yin family. The head of the family will definitely not have his share, but as long as he can become a prince, it will be enough to have an endless stream of benefits at that time.
"Miss, from another point of view, this is not necessarily a bad thing. Zhou Jiang smiled slightly, "You think, Wu Yuan was sure that they thought they were our people at first, but then he found out that they were too stupid, then it couldn't be our people, and his vigilance would also decrease, because he would feel that this was a misunderstanding, but the three of them did it themselves, and they wanted to knock on it here, and they wouldn't think of us." ”
"Even if it's not a bad thing, what's good?" Yin Haitang frowned suspiciously, although she looked like a husband and was bitter to death, but her figure was still good, and she was a little feminine, for Zhou Jiang's hospitality, she could still feel it intuitively from a woman, but she had always been very strong, and she once had a crush on a boy in middle school who was hit, and people didn't look at her at all, so she had a bitter hatred for men, and she has been single until now. She doesn't have a good impression of Zhou Jiang, but she doesn't hate it.
"Miss, you think, Wu Yuan's vigilance has decreased, let's have another surprise attack, as long as the timing is right, it can be fatal with one blow, so I think you don't need to pay attention to those three fools at all, just let them continue, and let Wu Yuan mistakenly think that it has nothing to do with us. Zhou Jiang explained to her further.
"That's right," Yin Haitang nodded, and then squinted his eyes and glanced at him, "Zhou Jiang, you're very smart, why are you helping me so much?" She also felt a little hot in her heart, wanting to test his true attitude in her heart, after all, if she didn't fall in love again, she would be too old, and she should also think about personal problems.
Zhou Jiang immediately felt that there was something in her words, and suddenly his heart was ecstatic, this old girl wouldn't be moved by her heart? If that's the case, it would be great, but his face didn't show it, but he was still as steady as usual: "Miss, it's my honor to do things for you, even if I do it for you for a lifetime, I'm willing." ”
He can be said to be a master of the love field, the words are very targeted, it is tailor-made for Yin Haitang, and with his affectionate gaze, the effect is indeed quite good, Yin Haitang's eyes softened suddenly, a little hazy, she is almost forty years old, and she has not tasted the taste of male and female love, but at this moment, she suddenly has a desire to throw herself into the arms of men.
"Zhou Jiang, do you like me?" Yin Haitang stared at Zhou Jiang's eyes aggressively, she was domineering, and she also chose to take the initiative in this kind of thing, she was unwilling to be subordinate to men, but she was a woman after all, and she was a woman who had never experienced personnel, and her face was still flushed.
At this moment, if Zhou Jiang didn't know how to say it, he would be a fool, he immediately became excited and nervous, although there was a little exaggeration, but his performance was in place, making people feel that he was very sincere: "Miss, I, I like you, I like you from the first time I saw you, I have not dared to express it for so many years, I am afraid of being rejected by you, so I only dare to silently pay attention to you from a distance, I am happy if you are happy, I am unhappy if you are unhappy, you are my world......"
Zhou Jiang couldn't finish his words before he finished speaking, because he couldn't say it anymore, why couldn't he say it? Because Yin Haitang suddenly hugged him and imprinted his thick lips on his lips, and in an instant, a strong smell of garlic hit Zhou Jiang's head, almost making him faint to death.
Yin Haitang likes to eat garlic the most, and she has to eat it every meal, and it is raw, so the garlic in her mouth is particularly strong, but she herself is unconscious, and she is really moved by Zhou Jiang at the moment, so she can't help but hug him and offer a 'fragrant kiss', which is still her first kiss, but it is really ......
Zhou Jiang's stomach turned over the river, and the dinner he ate poured up one after another, and it had already reached his throat, but he was a very strong person in the end, and his mind was also very stoic, so he actually held back it, forcibly swallowed back what was about to squirt out, and showed a very intoxicated appearance. “